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Let's Play Dark Heresy - Jaedar's Transcript

Darth Roxor

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OUR HAPLESS ACOLYTES HAVE DECIDED TO PENETRATE DEEP INTO AN ANCIENT NECRON TOMB

THEY WERE UNSHAKEN BY THE FACT THAT THEIR PEASHOOTERS COULD NOT EVEN SCRATCH THE DORMANT XENO TERMINATORS

WHICH IS WHY THEY SET UP DEFENSIVE POSITIONS AND WAITED PATIENTLY TO GET CUT OFF AND SANDWICHED BY A RIVAL GROUP OF ACOLYTES... OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHO THEY CLAIMED TO BE!

AFTER A DRAMATIC SHOOTOUT LEAVING BOTH SIDES SEVERELY BATTERED, THE PARTIES HAVE AGREED TO AN UNEASY TRUCE

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?

STAY TUNED NEXT SUNDAY TO FIND OUT!

ONLY ON... DARK HE-HE-HERESYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy...!
 
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I dunno mang, the coghead with the flamer was out of comission and he did basically all the damage. Granted I'd be useless for the next two rounds because of shotgun reload time...

In any case fiighting then and there was p. dumb in the first place, my plan was to [lie] agree to their terms and decide what to do later but Rabalias has itchy fingers
 

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In any case fiighting then and there was p. dumb in the first place, my plan was to [lie] agree to their terms and decide what to do later but Rabalias has itchy fingers
Not my fault you are all terrible at combat and that the entire party (minus me) got taken out by a single attack from the enemy.
 

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The wonders of silent, sneaky infiltration!

lis 08 21:56:27 <Judge_Death> Jaguar, let's try to sneak
lis 08 21:56:29 <Raynald> "Pride is not bad."
lis 08 21:56:31 <Judge_Death> I don't think they'll react
lis 08 21:56:41 <Jaguar> alright
lis 08 21:56:44 <Jaguar> but before we go
lis 08 21:56:46 <Jaguar> I just wanna...
lis 08 21:57:03 * Jaguar recites the litany of fury
lis 08 21:57:12 * Jaguar recites the admonishments of the God-Emperor
lis 08 21:57:20 * Jaguar holds his charm tight
lis 08 21:57:24 <Chomik> you know that
lis 08 21:57:29 <Chomik> 'sneaking' past them
lis 08 21:57:34 * Jaguar sneaks a look at the telescope
lis 08 21:57:34 <Chomik> is very much impossible
lis 08 21:57:47 <Chomik> considering you'll p much have to move right in front of them
lis 08 21:57:52 <Judge_Death> Oh
lis 08 21:57:55 <Kaltos> "Well, the mistform and dead loremaster seem to think so"
lis 08 21:57:59 <Judge_Death> Fuck that then, let's climb down the window
lis 08 21:57:59 <Chomik> but hey maybe they wont react
lis 08 21:58:00 <Chomik> :m
lis 08 21:58:12 <Jaguar> sigh
lis 08 21:58:19 <Jaguar> I hope I get XP for unlocking all this stuff
lis 08 21:58:25 <Chomik> Jaguar, roll WP
lis 08 21:58:29 <Jaguar> mods?
lis 08 21:58:31 <Chomik> 0
lis 08 21:58:33 <Jaguar> i did a bunch of prayers and whatnot
lis 08 21:58:36 <Chomik> mhm
lis 08 21:58:37 <Jaguar> and fortified my will
lis 08 21:58:39 <Chomik> of course
lis 08 21:58:52 <Jaguar> and i mean, i already sort of know what to expect
lis 08 21:58:56 <Chomik> sure
lis 08 21:59:00 <Jaguar> so
lis 08 21:59:01 <Jaguar> mods?
lis 08 21:59:03 <Chomik> 0
lis 08 21:59:06 <Jaguar> :M
lis 08 21:59:08 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 39
lis 08 21:59:09 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 94 Failure by 5 degrees!
lis 08 21:59:11 <Raynald> :M
lis 08 21:59:11 <Chomik> neat-o
lis 08 21:59:22 <Chomik> You take a look through the telescope
lis 08 21:59:40 <Chomik> And even though you look through it
lis 08 21:59:43 <Chomik> only for the briefest moment
lis 08 21:59:56 <Chomik> your brain basically shuts down to repel what you've just seen
lis 08 21:59:58 <Chomik> yet the dread
lis 08 22:00:01 <Chomik> oh the dread, it remains
lis 08 22:00:04 <Chomik> ,roll d100+50
lis 08 22:00:04 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 128:78+50
lis 08 22:00:15 <Chomik> 101-120
lis 08 22:00:15 <Chomik> Fainting dead away, the character keels over and remains unconscious for 1d5 Rounds. Once he regains consciousness, he is still shaken and takes all Tests with a –10 penalty until the end of the encounter.
lis 08 22:00:16 <Kaltos> oh snap
lis 08 22:00:19 <Chomik> oh hold on
lis 08 22:00:20 <Chomik> its 28
lis 08 22:00:24 <Chomik> 121-130
lis 08 22:00:24 <Chomik> Totally overcome, the character screams and vomits uncontrollably for 1d5 Rounds. During this time he may do nothing, and drops anything he is holding. Afterward, until the end of the encounter, the character may only take a single Half Action each Turn until he has a chance to rest.
lis 08 22:00:39 <Chomik> ,roll d5
lis 08 22:00:40 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 1
lis 08 22:00:42 <Judge_Death> Oh shit
lis 08 22:00:44 <Judge_Death> Motherfucker
lis 08 22:00:50 * Judge_Death draws the spectre
lis 08 22:00:50 <Chomik> you also take
lis 08 22:00:55 <Jaguar> CPs?
lis 08 22:00:59 <Chomik> IPs
lis 08 22:01:01 <Jaguar> oh
lis 08 22:01:02 * Judge_Death waits for whatever guards that heard the screams to enter the room
lis 08 22:01:05 <Chomik> ,roll 3d3
lis 08 22:01:05 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 4
lis 08 22:01:07 <Chomik> 4 ip
lis 08 22:01:08 <Jaguar> k
lis 08 22:01:08 <Chomik> :(
lis 08 22:01:15 <Jaguar> bueno
lis 08 22:01:17 * Judge_Death drags Jaguar and stays away from the door
lis 08 22:01:25 <Jaguar> the horror...the horror.
lis 08 22:01:28 * Jaguar vomits all over deso
lis 08 22:01:30 <Chomik> As Jaguar screams
lis 08 22:01:33 <Chomik> and vomits all over Death
lis 08 22:01:39 <Jaguar> I was hoping for a shard of memory trigger :(
lis 08 22:01:56 <Chomik> the noise
lis 08 22:01:59 <Raynald> *Jaguar, Death, you alright up there?*
lis 08 22:02:04 <Jaguar> *THE HORROR*
lis 08 22:02:08 <Chomik> must have lured in the guards posted outside
lis 08 22:02:12 <Raynald> *I'll take that as a no.*
lis 08 22:02:16 <Chomik> for they enter the observatory
lis 08 22:02:22 <Judge_Death> *No, the stupid cunt decided to look at the putrid mess"
lis 08 22:02:23 <Chomik> swords drawn and ready to kill
lis 08 22:02:27 * Jaguar vomits all over the guards
lis 08 22:02:34 <Chomik> but their motions are as robotic as ever
lis 08 22:02:35 <Judge_Death> I should get the draw on them
lis 08 22:02:38 <Judge_Death> IU was expecting them
lis 08 22:02:46 <Chomik> They don't say a word but their intent is obvious
lis 08 22:02:52 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:02:58 <Chomik> you get a single round then
lis 08 22:03:03 <Chomik> wot u do
lis 08 22:03:07 <Kaltos> (dis seems baed)
lis 08 22:03:08 <Jaguar> i hope you have manstopper rounds
lis 08 22:03:13 <Judge_Death> I shoop, with the manstopper
lis 08 22:03:15 <Judge_Death> single shot
lis 08 22:03:19 <Chomik> k
lis 08 22:03:21 <Chomik> rorr
lis 08 22:03:21 <Judge_Death> aim and shoot
lis 08 22:03:25 <Judge_Death> mods?
lis 08 22:03:26 <Chomik> close range too
lis 08 22:03:30 <Chomik> so +20
lis 08 22:03:39 <Jaguar> single shot on shottie can still scatter right
lis 08 22:03:46 <Chomik> only at point blank, no?
lis 08 22:03:47 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 65
lis 08 22:03:47 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 69 Failure by 0 degrees!
lis 08 22:03:50 <Chomik> LOL
lis 08 22:03:50 <Judge_Death> Shit
lis 08 22:03:52 <Jaguar> fate that son
lis 08 22:03:56 <Judge_Death> I fate
lis 08 22:04:00 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 65
lis 08 22:04:01 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 97 Failure by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:04:03 <Chomik> !!!!!
lis 08 22:04:03 <Chomik> JAM
lis 08 22:04:05 <Judge_Death> Hahahaa
lis 08 22:04:07 <Judge_Death> Fuck
lis 08 22:04:07 <Raynald> lol
lis 08 22:04:18 <Jaguar> 'twas curiosity killed the cat
lis 08 22:04:18 <Chomik> oh men
lis 08 22:04:19 <Chomik> i just
lis 08 22:04:22 <Chomik> legit lol'd
lis 08 22:04:31 <Raynald> strong fate
lis 08 22:04:32 <Zacharias> nice fate
lis 08 22:04:35 <Chomik> yes
lis 08 22:04:36 <Chomik> very nice
lis 08 22:04:40 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:04:42 <Chomik> ding ding
lis 08 22:04:43 <Kaltos> FATE DECREES YOU MUST DIE
lis 08 22:04:43 <Chomik> roll initiative
lis 08 22:04:47 <Chomik> ,roll d10+3
lis 08 22:04:48 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 10:7+3
lis 08 22:04:55 <Judge_Death> ,roll d10+3
lis 08 22:04:55 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 5:2+3
lis 08 22:04:58 <Jaguar> ,roll d10+4
lis 08 22:04:58 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 7:3+4
lis 08 22:05:00 <Chomik> nice
lis 08 22:05:01 <Chomik> very nice
lis 08 22:05:19 <Chomik> The two knights approach you
lis 08 22:05:21 <Judge_Death> Clearing a jam is a full action?
lis 08 22:05:24 <Chomik> with their greatswords
lis 08 22:05:26 <Chomik> even more than that
lis 08 22:05:31 <Chomik> I think it's full action + BS test
lis 08 22:05:32 <Raynald> full action and bs roll i think
lis 08 22:05:40 <Kaltos> yeah, and then you need to reload
lis 08 22:05:48 <Jaguar> deso doesnt
lis 08 22:05:50 <Kaltos> idd
lis 08 22:05:52 <Jaguar> cuz of mag-sleector
lis 08 22:05:53 <Kaltos> was about to say that
lis 08 22:05:55 <Kaltos> cus of op weapon
lis 08 22:05:59 <Jaguar> that he sez is bad
lis 08 22:06:06 <Chomik> They take swings
lis 08 22:06:06 <Judge_Death> Well
lis 08 22:06:09 <Chomik> at u fags
lis 08 22:06:12 <Chomik> first one attacks Death
lis 08 22:06:15 <Judge_Death> I just lost a whole clip of manstoppers
lis 08 22:06:17 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:06:17 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 55 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:06:21 <Chomik> and misses
lis 08 22:06:22 <Judge_Death> In the first shot
lis 08 22:06:28 <Judge_Death> Thy cost like, 50 thrones
lis 08 22:06:32 <Chomik> instead destroying some furniture
lis 08 22:06:35 <Jaguar> you lose a whole clip with a jam?
lis 08 22:06:39 <Chomik> yup
lis 08 22:06:40 <Jaguar> that makes no sense
lis 08 22:06:41 <Judge_Death> Stupid rules
lis 08 22:06:41 <Chomik> The second swings vs Jaguar
lis 08 22:06:43 <Raynald> thats not how guns work
lis 08 22:06:44 <Raynald> srs
lis 08 22:06:44 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:06:45 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 52 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:06:49 <Chomik> and misses too :|||||
lis 08 22:06:56 <Jaguar> my turn
lis 08 22:07:00 <Chomik> his sword breaks some glass vials
lis 08 22:07:06 <Chomik> yes
lis 08 22:07:13 <Jaguar> I attack the one who attacked me
lis 08 22:07:15 <Chomik> k
lis 08 22:07:16 <Jaguar> with muh sword
lis 08 22:07:18 <Kaltos> dese guards not aim or charge? or just shit ws?
lis 08 22:07:23 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 44
lis 08 22:07:23 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 66 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 08 22:07:27 <Chomik> u miss
lis 08 22:07:28 <Jaguar> and I smash some more vials
lis 08 22:07:30 <Chomik> yup
lis 08 22:07:31 <Chomik> deso
lis 08 22:07:47 <Judge_Death> So, I try to clear the jam, and change the selector to the clip with the shotgun
lis 08 22:07:53 <Chomik> k
lis 08 22:07:53 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 45
lis 08 22:07:54 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 94 Failure by 4 degrees!
lis 08 22:07:55 <Chomik> nice
lis 08 22:07:56 <Chomik> very nice
lis 08 22:08:00 <Judge_Death> I fate that
lis 08 22:08:02 <Judge_Death> Last fate
lis 08 22:08:04 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 45
lis 08 22:08:04 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 93 Failure by 4 degrees!
lis 08 22:08:07 <Chomik> good one
lis 08 22:08:07 <Raynald> lol
lis 08 22:08:07 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 08 22:08:10 <Chomik> ding ding
lis 08 22:08:12 <Jaguar> *THE HORROR*
lis 08 22:08:14 <Chomik> the knights act again
lis 08 22:08:14 <Zacharias> great times
lis 08 22:08:18 <Chomik> first one all outs Death
lis 08 22:08:19 <Zacharias> we just listen through th commbeads
lis 08 22:08:27 * Zacharias takes a sip from pepsi flask
lis 08 22:08:29 <Chomik> well nigga
lis 08 22:08:32 <Chomik> you are all
lis 08 22:08:34 <Chomik> like
lis 08 22:08:34 <Judge_Death> *GET ON THE OBSERVATORY*
lis 08 22:08:37 <Chomik> 3 floors below?
lis 08 22:08:40 <Jaguar> [you have our precise location, fucking get in here]
lis 08 22:08:41 <Zacharias> *How about no*
lis 08 22:08:47 <Chomik> so ok
lis 08 22:08:49 <Chomik> the rest of yous
lis 08 22:08:50 <Chomik> is running
lis 08 22:08:52 <Raynald> 2far2furious
lis 08 22:08:52 <Jaguar> [or have the lord turn off his mechanical goons]
lis 08 22:08:54 <Chomik> towards the observatory
lis 08 22:08:59 <Chomik> anyway
lis 08 22:09:01 <Chomik> swipe!
lis 08 22:09:01 <Chomik> ,dhroll 60
lis 08 22:09:01 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 20 Success by 4 degrees!
lis 08 22:09:03 <Chomik> huhu
lis 08 22:09:06 <Judge_Death> Dodge?
lis 08 22:09:07 <Kaltos> also, can I just point out more guards may find us suspciosus if we start running up there?
lis 08 22:09:08 <Chomik> deff do you wish a doge
lis 08 22:09:16 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 33
lis 08 22:09:16 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 2 Success by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:09:18 <Chomik> @_@
lis 08 22:09:20 <Judge_Death> Phew
lis 08 22:09:20 <Jaguar> [so use the NULL]
lis 08 22:09:22 <Raynald> I'm all for casual walking
lis 08 22:09:23 <Zacharias> Why don you cucks just jump out the window
lis 08 22:09:28 <Zacharias> hug each other and go down the grapnel
lis 08 22:09:28 <Raynald> to avoid suspicion
lis 08 22:09:31 <Judge_Death> Cause falling damage
lis 08 22:09:31 <Chomik> The second one
lis 08 22:09:36 <Chomik> aims at Jaguar
lis 08 22:09:37 <Chomik> ,dhroll 50
lis 08 22:09:37 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 74 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 08 22:09:39 <Chomik> :||||||
lis 08 22:09:44 * Jaguar glares
lis 08 22:09:48 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:09:50 <Chomik> go fags
lis 08 22:09:55 <Kaltos> :low level dh combat:
lis 08 22:09:57 <Zacharias> nobody htits anyone
lis 08 22:10:05 <Chomik> root is first
lis 08 22:10:05 <Judge_Death> It's Jaguar
lis 08 22:10:06 <Jaguar> sec
lis 08 22:10:09 <Jaguar> so
lis 08 22:10:09 <Raynald> boreale hates equally
lis 08 22:10:11 <Jaguar> i can only take
lis 08 22:10:13 <Jaguar> half action
lis 08 22:10:14 <Jaguar> until i rest
lis 08 22:10:16 <Jaguar> right?
lis 08 22:10:22 <Jaguar> would a stimm, then, counteract that?
lis 08 22:10:25 <Jaguar> cuz it makes me ignore fatigue
lis 08 22:10:30 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:10:33 <Jaguar> bueno
lis 08 22:10:35 <Kaltos> fatigue is not fear tho?
lis 08 22:10:36 <Jaguar> then I inject stimm
lis 08 22:10:40 <Kaltos> but yeah, makes sense
lis 08 22:10:46 <Jaguar> yeah but since i haff to rest
lis 08 22:10:51 <Jaguar> is injecting stimm a free acshun?
lis 08 22:10:58 <Chomik> dont think so
lis 08 22:11:03 <Chomik> half maybe?
lis 08 22:11:04 <Kaltos> its not
lis 08 22:11:05 <Jaguar> k
lis 08 22:11:11 <Jaguar> so stimm+normal attack
lis 08 22:11:12 <Kaltos> you have to ready it at least, which is a half action so
lis 08 22:11:18 <Chomik> k
lis 08 22:11:20 <Jaguar> i have it in the injector thing
lis 08 22:11:21 <Judge_Death> Can we house-rule this "lose the whole clip to a jam" thing? Guns don't work that way, and it's retarded
lis 08 22:11:22 <Chomik> rorr
lis 08 22:11:25 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 44
lis 08 22:11:26 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 9 Success by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:11:29 <Chomik> he attempts a parry
lis 08 22:11:30 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:11:31 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 66 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 08 22:11:32 <Chomik> nop
lis 08 22:11:34 <Jaguar> im sure he does
lis 08 22:11:35 <Judge_Death> (Also, my guns jam like, 70% of the times I shoot)
lis 08 22:11:39 <Chomik> :M
lis 08 22:11:40 <Chomik> domoge
lis 08 22:11:40 <Raynald> autoguns wouldn't at least
lis 08 22:11:45 <Jaguar> er
lis 08 22:11:46 <Jaguar> sec
lis 08 22:11:52 <Raynald> maybe fancy scifi shit like plasma gunz or whatever
lis 08 22:12:01 <Raynald> but a normal bullet shootan gun?
lis 08 22:12:01 <Chomik> its space guns
lis 08 22:12:08 <Chomik> shooting space bullets
lis 08 22:12:15 <Jaguar> ,roll 1d10+4
lis 08 22:12:15 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 13:9+4
lis 08 22:12:17 <Jaguar> pen 1
lis 08 22:12:20 <Chomik> k
lis 08 22:12:31 <Chomik> primitive?
lis 08 22:12:33 <Jaguar> no
lis 08 22:12:34 <Jaguar> mono
lis 08 22:12:39 <Kaltos> mono has pen2
lis 08 22:12:41 <Kaltos> !
lis 08 22:12:44 <Jaguar> oh
lis 08 22:12:45 <Jaguar> so pen 2
lis 08 22:12:49 <Jaguar> wait
lis 08 22:12:51 <Jaguar> does it add?
lis 08 22:12:54 <Chomik> nigga
lis 08 22:12:56 <Chomik> do u even know
lis 08 22:12:57 <Jaguar> if so, it's pen 3
lis 08 22:12:58 <Chomik> ur waffen
lis 08 22:12:58 <Chomik> ffs
lis 08 22:13:04 <Chomik> right
lis 08 22:13:04 <Jaguar> i havent had to use it yet :M
lis 08 22:13:11 <Chomik> in that case
lis 08 22:13:15 <Jaguar> itz a monobastard sword
lis 08 22:13:17 <Chomik> it slices through the knight's armer
lis 08 22:13:19 <Jaguar> 1d10+1 dmg
lis 08 22:13:20 <Chomik> like through butter
lis 08 22:13:21 <Kaltos> grorious nippon steel, cut thru armor
lis 08 22:13:24 <Jaguar> pen 1 or 3?
lis 08 22:13:32 <Chomik> 3
lis 08 22:13:33 <Jaguar> er, 2 or 3?
lis 08 22:13:35 <Judge_Death> I think it adds
lis 08 22:13:38 <Jaguar> ok
lis 08 22:13:38 <Jaguar> well
lis 08 22:13:38 <Jaguar> does it bleed?
lis 08 22:13:47 <Kaltos> you should roll domage nigga
lis 08 22:13:52 <Jaguar> already did nig
lis 08 22:13:52 <Chomik> he did
lis 08 22:13:53 <Chomik> 13
lis 08 22:13:54 <Kaltos> oh
lis 08 22:14:03 <Kaltos> dats a lot of domagez
lis 08 22:14:05 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:14:08 <Chomik> It doesn't
lis 08 22:14:09 <Chomik> in fact
lis 08 22:14:10 <Chomik> bleed
lis 08 22:14:15 <Jaguar> does it
lis 08 22:14:18 <Jaguar> oil?
lis 08 22:14:22 <Chomik> even though you can feel
lis 08 22:14:27 <Chomik> you've cut deep into his flesh
lis 08 22:14:29 <Chomik> nope, it was a
lis 08 22:14:31 <Chomik> hoho
lis 08 22:14:33 <Chomik> flesh wound!
lis 08 22:14:35 <Chomik> to be sure
lis 08 22:14:40 <Judge_Death> It doesn't die?
lis 08 22:14:43 <Chomik> nope
lis 08 22:14:45 <Judge_Death> Shit
lis 08 22:14:46 <Chomik> deso, ur turn
lis 08 22:14:47 <Raynald> 1d10+1 pen 3 i think
lis 08 22:14:55 <Judge_Death> I try to clear the jam again
lis 08 22:14:58 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 45
lis 08 22:14:59 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 55 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:15:02 <Judge_Death> Right
lis 08 22:15:04 <Chomik> nice
lis 08 22:15:06 <Chomik> next turn
lis 08 22:15:07 <Kaltos> nigga don't you have a backup weapon?
lis 08 22:15:12 <Kaltos> also isn't the spectre basic anyawy
lis 08 22:15:13 <Judge_Death> Nope
lis 08 22:15:15 <Kaltos> so you can't use it in melee?
lis 08 22:15:29 <Jaguar> why dont u switch
lis 08 22:15:31 <Jaguar> the magazine?
lis 08 22:15:32 <Chomik> k
lis 08 22:15:34 <Chomik> another all out
lis 08 22:15:35 <Chomik> vs death
lis 08 22:15:35 <Jaguar> u have 3 different magazines deso
lis 08 22:15:36 <Chomik> ,dhroll 60
lis 08 22:15:36 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 1 Success by 5 degrees!
lis 08 22:15:38 <Chomik> @_@
lis 08 22:15:40 <Jaguar> u dont need to clear the jam
lis 08 22:15:43 <Jaguar> u have 2 magazines left
lis 08 22:15:44 <Judge_Death> I don't trhink switching a magazine clears a jam dude
lis 08 22:15:45 <Kaltos> yes you do
lis 08 22:15:49 <Judge_Death> A jam means a bullet is stuck
lis 08 22:15:52 <Kaltos> you have to clear jam and change clip
lis 08 22:15:52 <Chomik> deff ur getting smacked
lis 08 22:15:54 <Chomik> in da gabber
lis 08 22:15:57 <Chomik> u wanna doge this
lis 08 22:15:59 <Judge_Death> Yeah
lis 08 22:16:02 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 33
lis 08 22:16:03 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 38 Failure by 0 degrees!
lis 08 22:16:15 <Chomik> ,roll 2d10+3
lis 08 22:16:15 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 20:17+3
lis 08 22:16:17 <Chomik> that's
lis 08 22:16:18 <Chomik> pen 2
lis 08 22:16:19 <Chomik> primitive
lis 08 22:16:22 <Jaguar> holy shit
lis 08 22:16:26 <Judge_Death> wait
lis 08 22:16:26 <Kaltos> dats a lot of domages
lis 08 22:16:27 <Judge_Death> wat
lis 08 22:16:33 <Judge_Death> What sort of weapon is that?
lis 08 22:16:33 <Chomik> great weapon
lis 08 22:16:34 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:16:34 <Kaltos> fkn 2h weapons
lis 08 22:16:43 <Zacharias> but is primitive
lis 08 22:16:44 <Kaltos> rip deff, we hardly knew ye
lis 08 22:16:46 <Judge_Death> My armour is 4 covers all
lis 08 22:16:51 <Judge_Death> So 8 protection?
lis 08 22:16:53 <Zacharias> so 12 dmg
lis 08 22:16:54 <Zacharias> gg
lis 08 22:16:54 <Jaguar> yeah
lis 08 22:16:55 <Zacharias> dead
lis 08 22:16:55 <Zacharias> lmao
lis 08 22:16:55 <Chomik> yeah but pen 2
lis 08 22:16:56 <Jaguar> plus ur tb
lis 08 22:17:00 <Jaguar> which is 4
lis 08 22:17:00 <Judge_Death> So 6
lis 08 22:17:01 <Zacharias> penis halfed
lis 08 22:17:05 <Judge_Death> Plus tb
lis 08 22:17:05 <Kaltos> yeah, 6 should be
lis 08 22:17:06 <Judge_Death> Which is 4
lis 08 22:17:08 <Jaguar> yeah u deflect 10
lis 08 22:17:13 <Judge_Death> So I take 10
lis 08 22:17:14 <Chomik> so thats 10 domoges
lis 08 22:17:15 <Judge_Death> I'm at -2
lis 08 22:17:17 <Zacharias> lmaoooo
lis 08 22:17:19 <Chomik> to 'ead
lis 08 22:17:22 <Kaltos> better roll em crits
lis 08 22:17:27 <Chomik> ,dhcrit R head 2
lis 08 22:17:27 <Cmd_Boreale> The attack slices open the target's scalp which immediately begins to bleed profusely. Due to blood
lis 08 22:17:28 <Cmd_Boreale> pouring into the target's eyes, he suffers a -10 penalty to both Weapon Skill and Ballistic Skill for the next
lis 08 22:17:28 <Cmd_Boreale> 1d10 Turns. The target takes 1 level of Fatigue.
lis 08 22:17:35 <Chomik> ,roll d10
lis 08 22:17:36 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 2
lis 08 22:17:37 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:17:38 <Kaltos> lul, dis is a very :aod: crit
lis 08 22:17:44 <Judge_Death> You know
lis 08 22:17:57 <Judge_Death> I should've saved some fate points for healing
lis 08 22:17:59 <Raynald> that penalty to bs will make clearing that jam tough
lis 08 22:18:03 <Chomik> :D
lis 08 22:18:05 <Jaguar> i'll remind you, however
lis 08 22:18:05 <Chomik> 2nd guy aimswipes jaguar again
lis 08 22:18:10 <Jaguar> that my sword
lis 08 22:18:11 <Jaguar> is poisoned
lis 08 22:18:15 <Chomik> that it is
lis 08 22:18:19 <Chomik> ,dhroll 50
lis 08 22:18:19 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 68 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:18:21 <Chomik> fehl
lis 08 22:18:22 <Judge_Death> Those dudes are dead
lis 08 22:18:26 <Chomik> ok ur turn
lis 08 22:18:30 <Jaguar> all out assault
lis 08 22:18:35 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 64
lis 08 22:18:35 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 88 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 08 22:18:36 <Chomik> nice
lis 08 22:18:37 <Jaguar> oh ffs
lis 08 22:18:38 <Jaguar> i fate it
lis 08 22:18:39 <Raynald> [let's all take a moment to remember this wouldn't have happened if jaguar hadn't checked that telescope]
lis 08 22:18:40 <Jaguar> last fate
lis 08 22:18:45 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 64
lis 08 22:18:46 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 34 Success by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:18:46 <Chomik> (yes :D)
lis 08 22:18:48 <Jaguar> yeah!
lis 08 22:18:49 <Chomik> he attempts a parry
lis 08 22:18:51 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:18:51 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 21 Success by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:18:54 <Chomik> and counter-attacks
lis 08 22:18:54 <Jaguar> NOOOOOOO
lis 08 22:18:57 <Jaguar> wait what
lis 08 22:19:01 <Jaguar> dont I get asecond attack?
lis 08 22:19:03 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 08 22:19:06 <Kaltos> (such is life in tthe zone)
lis 08 22:19:12 <Jaguar> i have furious assault
lis 08 22:19:14 <Chomik> oh
lis 08 22:19:23 <Chomik> ah okay then
lis 08 22:19:27 <Jaguar> also my monosword should just slice through his
lis 08 22:19:30 <Jaguar> like butter
lis 08 22:19:33 <Chomik> but he still counterattacks first
lis 08 22:19:36 <Jaguar> ok
lis 08 22:19:36 <Chomik> ,dhroll 20
lis 08 22:19:36 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 33 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:19:37 <Chomik> :(
lis 08 22:19:39 <Jaguar> no he dont
lis 08 22:19:43 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 64
lis 08 22:19:43 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 74 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:19:46 <Kaltos> 20 is not a lot of WS
lis 08 22:19:46 <Jaguar> neither do I
lis 08 22:19:51 <Chomik> counterattack is at -20 ched
lis 08 22:19:53 <Jaguar> nothing happens
lis 08 22:19:55 <Kaltos> oh
lis 08 22:19:57 <Chomik> damn this is like prince of persia
lis 08 22:19:57 <Kaltos> 40 is a lot of ws
lis 08 22:20:01 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:20:01 <Chomik> death
lis 08 22:20:12 <Chomik> wot u do
lis 08 22:20:13 <Kaltos> deff continues to unjam a weapon he can't use in melee :M
lis 08 22:20:17 <Chomik> :M
lis 08 22:20:23 <Jaguar> dont u have a pistol or something son
lis 08 22:20:28 <Chomik> he doesnt
lis 08 22:20:31 <Zacharias> death learn the lesson and carry backups
lis 08 22:20:32 <Jaguar> a meelee weapon?
lis 08 22:20:36 <Kaltos> gotta use grapple
lis 08 22:20:37 <Judge_Death> I don't. It's your char, you didn't have a backup
lis 08 22:20:38 <Chomik> knife and knuckles
lis 08 22:20:38 <Chomik> :m
lis 08 22:20:39 <Kaltos> its the final choice
lis 08 22:20:41 <Judge_Death> I'm gonna run
lis 08 22:20:41 <Zacharias> you can use grappel as makeshift crossbow
lis 08 22:20:44 <Judge_Death> To the window
lis 08 22:20:48 <Jaguar> i have a smoke gernade
lis 08 22:20:54 <Judge_Death> And drop down the grapnel
lis 08 22:20:57 <Chomik> that means an AOO
lis 08 22:21:00 <Kaltos> 1d10 primitive damage? against a AP6 metla suit? prob won't help
lis 08 22:21:10 <Jaguar> the knuckles were for larping purposes
lis 08 22:21:11 <Jaguar> dont hate
lis 08 22:21:13 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:21:14 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 95 Failure by 5 degrees!
lis 08 22:21:21 <Chomik> the knight swings at you as you run by
lis 08 22:21:26 <Jaguar> the greatsword jams
lis 08 22:21:33 <Jaguar> wait, are you just gonna leave me here?
lis 08 22:21:41 <Chomik> but all he manages to do is hit a nearby candle
lis 08 22:21:42 <Jaguar> how about disengaging, clearing the jam and shooting back?
lis 08 22:21:44 <Judge_Death> Well, you can run and drop down the grapnel too
lis 08 22:21:50 <Chomik> ok death
lis 08 22:21:52 <Chomik> roll climb
lis 08 22:21:53 <Jaguar> the window istne ven open dude
lis 08 22:21:57 <Judge_Death> Hahahaha
lis 08 22:21:58 <Jaguar> there is no grapnel
lis 08 22:21:59 <Judge_Death> Modifiers?
lis 08 22:22:06 <Chomik> 0 and we'll see what happens
lis 08 22:22:09 <Chomik> oh
lis 08 22:22:10 <Judge_Death> The window isn't open?
lis 08 22:22:13 <Chomik> right he removed the grapnel
lis 08 22:22:15 <Kaltos> root closed it
lis 08 22:22:18 <Jaguar> i removed the grapnel
lis 08 22:22:18 <Kaltos> cause he is a smart person
lis 08 22:22:19 <Judge_Death> Oh
lis 08 22:22:19 <Kaltos> :M
lis 08 22:22:20 <Judge_Death> Well
lis 08 22:22:20 <Chomik> altho deso has one
lis 08 22:22:22 <Chomik> from ex
lis 08 22:22:23 <Chomik> :M
lis 08 22:22:25 <Jaguar> yeah, deso has one
lis 08 22:22:30 <Zacharias> deso why yo uwant to throw away the grapnel
lis 08 22:22:42 <Judge_Death> Can I put one and go down in this turn?
lis 08 22:22:51 <Chomik> nop
lis 08 22:22:53 <Raynald> lol
lis 08 22:22:56 <Chomik> gon need 2nd turn for this
lis 08 22:23:08 <Jaguar> just
lis 08 22:23:11 <Jaguar> u have disengaged
lis 08 22:23:16 <Jaguar> just unjam and shoot
lis 08 22:23:20 <Jaguar> i haff idea
lis 08 22:23:21 <Kaltos> dis is such a clusterfuck :M
lis 08 22:23:23 <Chomik> take off your wig and tell me your name!
lis 08 22:23:28 <Raynald> laughing for real
lis 08 22:23:28 <Judge_Death> Fine
lis 08 22:23:32 <Judge_Death> I'll try to unjam
lis 08 22:23:33 <Judge_Death> And shoot
lis 08 22:23:36 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 45
lis 08 22:23:36 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 81 Failure by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:23:39 <Chomik> nigga you already
lis 08 22:23:42 <Chomik> ran this turn
lis 08 22:23:43 <Chomik> to ze window
lis 08 22:23:45 <Chomik> so
lis 08 22:23:45 <Chomik> :m
lis 08 22:23:47 <Raynald> you also forgot the -10
lis 08 22:23:48 <Raynald> to bs
lis 08 22:23:50 <Chomik> :D
lis 08 22:23:50 <Raynald> cos of scalp cut
lis 08 22:23:55 <Jaguar> right
lis 08 22:23:57 <Chomik> ding ding
lis 08 22:23:58 <Chomik> next turn
lis 08 22:23:59 <Jaguar> their turn
lis 08 22:24:06 <Kaltos> also -10 from fatigue
lis 08 22:24:12 <Judge_Death> Hahah, I'm dead
lis 08 22:24:12 <Chomik> the first guy
lis 08 22:24:16 <Kaltos> I'm helping :D
lis 08 22:24:24 <Chomik> approaches death
lis 08 22:24:26 <Jaguar> what is death can never die
lis 08 22:24:34 <Jaguar> not enuff room to charge, eh
lis 08 22:24:34 <Chomik> and swipes!
lis 08 22:24:38 <Chomik> yeah :(
lis 08 22:24:39 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:24:40 <Kaltos> throw yourself at the mercy of the court deso
lis 08 22:24:40 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 78 Failure by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:24:43 <Kaltos> and pray for deliverance
lis 08 22:24:48 <Chomik> the banana court
lis 08 22:24:49 <Jaguar> these knights suck tho
lis 08 22:24:50 <Jaguar> oh wait
lis 08 22:24:52 <Jaguar> roxor!
lis 08 22:24:52 <Chomik> the 2nd one
lis 08 22:24:56 <Chomik> eah?
lis 08 22:25:01 <Chomik> yeah?
lis 08 22:25:07 <Jaguar> 2h sword
lis 08 22:25:08 <Jaguar> is unbalanced
lis 08 22:25:11 <Jaguar> theres penalty to parry
lis 08 22:25:19 <Chomik> hold on
lis 08 22:25:26 <Zacharias> http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2008/04/16/kidwradio460.jpg
lis 08 22:25:29 <Zacharias> this is our party
lis 08 22:25:48 <Kaltos> :)
lis 08 22:25:53 <Chomik> hm
lis 08 22:25:55 <Chomik> it is
lis 08 22:25:56 <Chomik> how dafuq
lis 08 22:26:05 <Zacharias> sawyer wept
lis 08 22:26:07 <Chomik> didnt i
lis 08 22:26:08 <Chomik> notice this
lis 08 22:26:17 <Jaguar> wutz the penalty
lis 08 22:26:19 <Chomik> fug its not even a penalty it's straight up
lis 08 22:26:22 <Chomik> impossiburu
lis 08 22:26:24 <Chomik> to parry with this
lis 08 22:26:24 <Jaguar> oh
lis 08 22:26:34 <Jaguar> so they cant counterattack
lis 08 22:26:34 <Kaltos> isn't that unwieldy?
lis 08 22:26:44 <Jaguar> so I shud have hit that sucka
lis 08 22:26:46 <Chomik> yes
lis 08 22:26:47 <Chomik> unwieldy it is
lis 08 22:27:00 <Jaguar> may I roll domoges for the sucka I hit
lis 08 22:27:00 <Chomik> roxor
lis 08 22:27:02 <Chomik> you eediot
lis 08 22:27:03 <Chomik> :
lis 08 22:27:04 <Chomik> :(
lis 08 22:27:05 <Chomik> yes
lis 08 22:27:10 <Jaguar> ,roll 1d10+4
lis 08 22:27:10 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 5:1+4
lis 08 22:27:12 <Jaguar> lel
lis 08 22:27:13 <Jaguar> pen 3
lis 08 22:27:13 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:27:23 <Jaguar> w/e, at least its something
lis 08 22:27:24 <Chomik> well
lis 08 22:27:25 <Chomik> you prick him
lis 08 22:27:26 <Chomik> :m
lis 08 22:27:31 <Jaguar> but he does not bleed!
lis 08 22:27:31 <Chomik> ok now he aimswipes u
lis 08 22:27:35 <Chomik> ,dhroll 50
lis 08 22:27:35 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 60 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:27:37 <Chomik> :|||
lis 08 22:27:38 <Chomik> ok go
lis 08 22:27:41 <Jaguar> ok
lis 08 22:27:45 <Jaguar> what would be the test
lis 08 22:27:49 <Jaguar> to push him into the telescope
lis 08 22:27:52 <Jaguar> and force him to LOOK
lis 08 22:27:53 <Jaguar> ?
lis 08 22:27:56 <Chomik> hohum nigga
lis 08 22:28:00 <Chomik> you'd hafta
lis 08 22:28:07 <Zacharias> this battle
lis 08 22:28:09 <Chomik> wrassle him
lis 08 22:28:10 <Zacharias> nobody hits anyone
lis 08 22:28:15 <Jaguar> grapple then throw?
lis 08 22:28:19 <Chomik> yeah p much
lis 08 22:28:28 <Jaguar> but I have acrobatics, couldnt I sommersault over his head and kick him into it
lis 08 22:28:29 <Jaguar> ?
lis 08 22:28:32 <Zacharias> uh
lis 08 22:28:33 <Chomik> @_@
lis 08 22:28:34 <Zacharias> isnt he wearing a helmet
lis 08 22:28:42 <Jaguar> so? helmets dont have visors?
lis 08 22:28:44 <Chomik> ok but that's acrobajix-10
lis 08 22:28:46 <Jaguar> is he fighting blind?
lis 08 22:28:53 <Chomik> and then WS
lis 08 22:29:00 <Jaguar> that's fair
lis 08 22:29:04 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 36
lis 08 22:29:04 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 53 Failure by 1 degree!
lis 08 22:29:06 <Jaguar> aguifvhçdahjfc]
lis 08 22:29:12 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:29:16 <Chomik> Deso
lis 08 22:29:28 <Jaguar> deso
lis 08 22:29:30 <Jaguar> u have a stimm
lis 08 22:29:33 <Jaguar> use it for unfatig
lis 08 22:29:34 <Raynald> 3 stooges fightan
lis 08 22:29:37 <Jaguar> and unjam
lis 08 22:29:39 <Chomik> :D
lis 08 22:29:44 <Chomik> 4 stooges
lis 08 22:30:00 <Judge_Death> Sorry
lis 08 22:30:06 <Judge_Death> I'm close to the window?
lis 08 22:30:08 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:30:15 <Judge_Death> I try to dodge the knight and run through the door
lis 08 22:30:19 <Chomik> oh
lis 08 22:30:20 <Chomik> alright
lis 08 22:30:26 <Chomik> he attempts an aoo
lis 08 22:30:28 <Chomik> ,dhroll 40
lis 08 22:30:28 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 42 Failure by 0 degrees!
lis 08 22:30:30 <Chomik> and fehls
lis 08 22:30:33 <Judge_Death> Phew
lis 08 22:30:36 <Chomik> you run the fuck away
lis 08 22:30:41 <Judge_Death> Can I try to unjam while I run?
lis 08 22:30:48 <Chomik> nope
lis 08 22:31:00 <Chomik> them's the rules
lis 08 22:31:06 <Chomik> ding ding
lis 08 22:31:06 <Jaguar> their turn then
lis 08 22:31:08 <Chomik> yup
lis 08 22:31:10 <Chomik> the 1st git
lis 08 22:31:15 <Chomik> doesnt bother chasing deff
lis 08 22:31:19 <Kaltos> so roxor, are we arriving any time soon?
lis 08 22:31:19 <Chomik> and approaches jaguar
lis 08 22:31:27 <Chomik> idk kaltos it's a p big castle
lis 08 22:31:28 <Kaltos> it's beeen quite a few rounds at this point
lis 08 22:31:30 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:31:32 <Chomik> a few rounds aka
lis 08 22:31:35 <Chomik> under a minute?
lis 08 22:31:36 <Kaltos> :M
lis 08 22:31:39 <Kaltos> fair enough
lis 08 22:31:41 <Chomik> but
lis 08 22:31:43 <Jaguar> itz k guys
lis 08 22:31:43 <Chomik> roll
lis 08 22:31:44 <Chomik> uh
lis 08 22:31:45 <Jaguar> i got this
lis 08 22:31:46 <Chomik> wot the thingy
lis 08 22:31:50 <Chomik> navigation
lis 08 22:31:57 <Chomik> to find yer way around better
lis 08 22:31:57 <Kaltos> navigation is basic?
lis 08 22:31:59 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:31:59 <Kaltos> I think not
lis 08 22:32:01 <Kaltos> oh
lis 08 22:32:19 <Kaltos> no its advanced
lis 08 22:32:23 <Chomik> oh
lis 08 22:32:24 <Chomik> r00fles
lis 08 22:32:33 <Jaguar> jaedar just wants me to die :(
lis 08 22:32:35 <Chomik> well then
lis 08 22:32:38 <Jaguar> alright, second dude
lis 08 22:32:46 <Chomik> yes
lis 08 22:32:48 <Chomik> all out swipes u
lis 08 22:32:49 <Chomik> ,dhroll 60
lis 08 22:32:49 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 9 Success by 5 degrees!
lis 08 22:32:50 <Kaltos> no i'd want u to live, but rules will not allow it
lis 08 22:32:51 <Jaguar> muh poison
lis 08 22:32:53 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:32:59 <Jaguar> i parry
lis 08 22:33:01 <Chomik> do eet
lis 08 22:33:01 <Jaguar> or
lis 08 22:33:02 <Jaguar> wait
lis 08 22:33:04 <Jaguar> i doge
lis 08 22:33:05 <Chomik> !
lis 08 22:33:05 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:33:10 <Judge_Death> doge
lis 08 22:33:10 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 46
lis 08 22:33:11 <Zacharias> holy shit
lis 08 22:33:11 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 49 Failure by 0 degrees!
lis 08 22:33:13 <Zacharias> hahahaha
lis 08 22:33:15 <Chomik> oh my man
lis 08 22:33:17 <Chomik> rip
lis 08 22:33:27 <Zacharias> shortest lived character
lis 08 22:33:27 <Chomik> ,roll 2d10+3
lis 08 22:33:27 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 15:12+3
lis 08 22:33:30 <Jaguar> this poison sucks, roxor
lis 08 22:33:35 <Chomik> 15 primitive pen 2
lis 08 22:33:36 <Zacharias> that wasn't on deso dh campaign
lis 08 22:33:38 <Kaltos> does jaguar not have armor or something?
lis 08 22:33:44 <Jaguar> 7....
lis 08 22:33:46 <Jaguar> i take 8 wounds
lis 08 22:33:50 <Zacharias> huh
lis 08 22:33:50 <Jaguar> i am not at -2
lis 08 22:33:52 <Zacharias> its primitive dude
lis 08 22:33:53 <Jaguar> now*
lis 08 22:33:55 <Jaguar> yeah
lis 08 22:33:57 <Jaguar> i have
lis 08 22:33:59 <Jaguar> 3 armor
lis 08 22:34:01 <Jaguar> everywhere
lis 08 22:34:02 <Jaguar> flak cloak
lis 08 22:34:04 <Jaguar> thats 6
lis 08 22:34:05 <Jaguar> -2
lis 08 22:34:07 <Jaguar> +3 tb
lis 08 22:34:11 <Jaguar> so i deflect 7
lis 08 22:34:13 <Jaguar> take 8
lis 08 22:34:13 <Zacharias> gg
lis 08 22:34:20 <Kaltos> gg, roll dem crits
lis 08 22:34:22 <Judge_Death> Dude
lis 08 22:34:24 <Judge_Death> Run the fuck away
lis 08 22:34:30 <Jaguar> its not even my turn deso
lis 08 22:34:32 <Kaltos> a ninja knows no fear!
lis 08 22:34:34 <Chomik> ,dhcrit R leg 2
lis 08 22:34:34 <Cmd_Boreale> The target's kneecap splits open. He must Test Agilirv or fall to the ground. Regardless, he takes 1 level
lis 08 22:34:34 <Cmd_Boreale> of Fatigue.
lis 08 22:34:39 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:34:41 <Judge_Death> Do it on your turn then
lis 08 22:34:44 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 46
lis 08 22:34:44 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 86 Failure by 4 degrees!
lis 08 22:34:45 <Kaltos> o7
lis 08 22:34:45 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:34:46 <Jaguar> a\iufghfu
lis 08 22:34:47 <Kaltos> rips
lis 08 22:34:50 <Chomik> yeah rip
lis 08 22:34:52 <Judge_Death> ]Fate that
lis 08 22:34:57 <Jaguar> cant
lis 08 22:35:06 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:35:06 <Jaguar> not to worry
lis 08 22:35:07 <Jaguar> i have
lis 08 22:35:09 <Jaguar> ninja tricks
lis 08 22:35:09 <Chomik> ur turn now
lis 08 22:35:14 <Jaguar> i drop a smoke nade
lis 08 22:35:25 <Jaguar> thats half action?
lis 08 22:35:26 <Chomik> @_@
lis 08 22:35:29 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:35:30 <Kaltos> somehow I doubt this is very effective when you dun have enough actions to move afterwards :M
lis 08 22:35:32 <Zacharias> lmao
lis 08 22:35:43 <Jaguar> now
lis 08 22:35:44 <Zacharias> how about we start moving out of this castle
lis 08 22:35:46 <Zacharias> all sneaky loike
lis 08 22:35:46 <Jaguar> I shoot my grapnel
lis 08 22:35:49 <Zacharias> before the guards alert the rest
lis 08 22:35:51 <Jaguar> out the door
lis 08 22:35:58 <Jaguar> and whatever it hits, i winch myself towards
lis 08 22:36:09 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:36:13 <Chomik> roll bs please
lis 08 22:36:21 <Jaguar> ,dhroll 38
lis 08 22:36:22 <Cmd_Boreale> Jaguar: 75 Failure by 3 degrees!
lis 08 22:36:23 <Chomik> nice!
lis 08 22:36:23 <Jaguar> sigh
lis 08 22:36:25 <Chomik> you hit Death
lis 08 22:36:28 <Kaltos> :D
lis 08 22:37:00 <Chomik> thats
lis 08 22:37:00 <Kaltos> roll damage?
lis 08 22:37:06 <Chomik> ,roll d10
lis 08 22:37:06 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 10
lis 08 22:37:09 <Chomik> @@@@@@@@
lis 08 22:37:10 <Jaguar> ?
lis 08 22:37:11 <Kaltos> lol, fureh
lis 08 22:37:12 <Chomik> you just fureh'd
lis 08 22:37:13 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 08 22:37:14 <Chomik> vs poor death
lis 08 22:37:15 <Chomik> oh man
lis 08 22:37:15 <Kaltos> poor deff
lis 08 22:37:17 <Chomik> ,roll d10
lis 08 22:37:18 <Jaguar> itz primitive
lis 08 22:37:18 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 7
lis 08 22:37:20 <Jaguar> isnt it?
lis 08 22:37:22 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:37:23 <Kaltos> I was about to say it was gonna be nothing but
lis 08 22:37:24 <Chomik> primitive pen 0
lis 08 22:37:27 <Kaltos> 17 primitvep en 0 is still
lis 08 22:37:29 <Kaltos> a lot on a -2 dude
lis 08 22:37:36 <Jaguar> its only 5
lis 08 22:37:39 <Jaguar> for deff
lis 08 22:37:40 <Judge_Death> 5 damage
lis 08 22:37:40 <Chomik> but i think deff should have
lis 08 22:37:42 <Chomik> a chance to doge
lis 08 22:37:45 <Jaguar> thats fair
lis 08 22:37:46 <Chomik> even though it
lis 08 22:37:48 <Chomik> comes out
lis 08 22:37:49 <Chomik> of the smoke
lis 08 22:37:49 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 23
lis 08 22:37:49 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 73 Failure by 5 degrees!
lis 08 22:37:52 <Chomik> ok nvm
lis 08 22:37:55 <Raynald> jesus
lis 08 22:37:55 <Kaltos> boreale does not agree
lis 08 22:38:02 <Chomik> thats
lis 08 22:38:04 <Jaguar> so I can pull myself towards deff?
lis 08 22:38:07 <Chomik> yeah
lis 08 22:38:08 <Chomik> or at least
lis 08 22:38:10 <Jaguar> good
lis 08 22:38:10 <Chomik> lets see what
lis 08 22:38:12 <Chomik> remains of him
lis 08 22:38:12 <Kaltos> well
lis 08 22:38:18 <Chomik> ,dhcrit R body 7
lis 08 22:38:18 <Cmd_Boreale> The attack cuts open the target's abdomen, causing considerable Blood Loss and exposing some of his
lis 08 22:38:19 <Cmd_Boreale> innards. The target can either choose to use one arm to hold his guts in (until a medic can bind them in
lis 08 22:38:19 <Cmd_Boreale> place with a successful Medicae Test), or fight on regardless and risk a 20% chance each turn that his
lis 08 22:38:19 <Cmd_Boreale> middle splits open, spilling his intestines all over the ground, causing an additional 2d10 Damage, In
lis 08 22:38:19 <Cmd_Boreale> either case, the target takes 1d5 levels of Fatigue and is now suffering Blood Loss.
lis 08 22:38:25 <Kaltos> deff should have to brace or something to not get pulled back?
lis 08 22:38:42 <Kaltos> unless deff now goes unconscious
lis 08 22:38:44 <Kaltos> dat would be bad
lis 08 22:38:53 <Jaguar> he cant, can he?
lis 08 22:38:54 <Chomik> naw he's stimm'd
lis 08 22:38:54 <Jaguar> stimmed
lis 08 22:38:59 <Kaltos> oh right
lis 08 22:39:01 <Chomik> nice
lis 08 22:39:02 <Chomik> very nice
lis 08 22:39:09 <Kaltos> stimming means he doesn't have to care about innards falling out
lis 08 22:39:17 <Kaltos> but does it protect from blood loss?
lis 08 22:39:20 <Jaguar> no
lis 08 22:39:25 <Zacharias> they pull each other
lis 08 22:39:34 <Judge_Death> I didn't stimm
lis 08 22:39:42 <Chomik> oh
lis 08 22:39:43 <Jaguar> you didnt?
lis 08 22:39:46 <Chomik> oh yeah he didnt
lis 08 22:39:46 <Jaguar> roll fatigues then
lis 08 22:39:47 <Chomik> he ran
lis 08 22:39:47 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:39:49 <Chomik> ,roll d5
lis 08 22:39:49 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 3
lis 08 22:39:50 <Judge_Death> I don't
lis 08 22:39:55 <Jaguar> still not unconscious
lis 08 22:40:00 <Chomik> ok
lis 08 22:40:04 <Judge_Death> Hahaha
lis 08 22:40:09 <Chomik> so uh
lis 08 22:40:10 <Judge_Death> You guys arriving soon?
lis 08 22:40:17 <Chomik> in other words
lis 08 22:40:23 <Chomik> Death is hit by the grapnel
lis 08 22:40:27 <Kaltos> rubric knights p tough
lis 08 22:40:36 <Chomik> and the force of the blow is enough to send him tumbling down the stairs behind him
lis 08 22:40:43 <Chomik> taking Jaguar with him in tow
lis 08 22:40:45 <Raynald> while holding in his guts
lis 08 22:40:57 <Chomik> like a morbid road service truck
lis 08 22:41:03 <Jaguar> I drop a frag inside the room as a whizz by
lis 08 22:41:16 <Chomik> you keep rolling down the stairs
lis 08 22:41:32 <Chomik> bleeding and sweating and drooling all over the place
lis 08 22:41:40 <Chomik> until you finally land right in front of your companions
lis 08 22:41:43 <Jaguar> i gotta say
lis 08 22:41:45 <Jaguar> this is p funny
lis 08 22:41:48 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 08 22:41:50 <Chomik> also blood loss
lis 08 22:41:50 <Raynald> "You look like shit."
lis 08 22:41:54 <Chomik> on 1-10 death dies
lis 08 22:41:56 <Chomik> ,roll d100
lis 08 22:41:56 <Judge_Death> "I feel like shit"
lis 08 22:41:56 <Cmd_Boreale> Chomik: 10
lis 08 22:41:58 <Chomik> oh my
lis 08 22:42:01 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 08 22:42:03 <Kaltos> oh my
lis 08 22:42:07 <Jaguar> my oh
lis 08 22:42:09 <Raynald> wow
lis 08 22:42:11 <Raynald> solid last words
lis 08 22:42:11 <Chomik> unless
lis 08 22:42:14 <Chomik> sudden medicae?
lis 08 22:42:20 <Judge_Death> Yeah cheddar
lis 08 22:42:21 <Kaltos> err sure, I'd love to
lis 08 22:42:22 <Judge_Death> Halp!
lis 08 22:42:30 <Kaltos> ,dhroll 44
lis 08 22:42:30 <Cmd_Boreale> Kaltos: 69 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 08 22:42:34 <Kaltos> imma fate dat
lis 08 22:42:36 <Kaltos> cus i like deso
lis 08 22:42:37 <Kaltos> ,dhroll 44
lis 08 22:42:37 <Cmd_Boreale> Kaltos: 89 Failure by 4 degrees!
lis 08 22:42:40 <Chomik> o7
lis 08 22:42:40 <Kaltos> but boreale does not
lis 08 22:42:42 * Jaguar disentangles himself from deff's pathetic corpse
lis 08 22:42:48 * Jaguar retrieves grapnel
lis 08 22:42:53 <Jaguar> good thing he has 3 fps
 

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lis 22 19:23:49 <Chomik> Kali ur runnin' up the stairs
lis 22 19:24:26 <Chomik> and you run straight into
lis 22 19:24:29 <Chomik> one of the knights
lis 22 19:24:32 <Chomik> as he's descending
lis 22 19:24:33 <Chomik> from the stairs
lis 22 19:24:38 <Chomik> with a 'bonk!'
lis 22 19:25:16 <Kali> I do a maneuver to trip him with muh spear
lis 22 19:25:40 <Zacharias> inb4 it must have been rats
lis 22 19:26:03 <Chomik> He does seem confused
lis 22 19:26:07 <Chomik> as to what he's bumped into
lis 22 19:26:16 <Kali> @_@
lis 22 19:26:17 <Chomik> but the tight quarters
lis 22 19:26:20 <Chomik> are impairing you a bit
lis 22 19:26:22 <Kali> spooks
lis 22 19:26:22 <Chomik> still
lis 22 19:26:23 <Chomik> +10
lis 22 19:26:27 <Raynald> SNEAK ATTACK CRITIKOOL
lis 22 19:26:31 <Kali> ,dhroll 36
lis 22 19:26:31 <Cmd_Boreale> Kali: 56 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 22 19:26:35 <Kali> feht
lis 22 19:26:36 <Kali> ,dhroll 36
lis 22 19:26:36 <Cmd_Boreale> Kali: 9 Success by 2 degrees!
lis 22 19:26:58 <Kaltos> you get +20 to attack unaware targets I think
lis 22 19:27:09 <Chomik> yeah bro but them tight quartaz
lis 22 19:27:13 <Kaltos> i c
lis 22 19:27:18 <Chomik> and elevation advantage!
lis 22 19:27:21 <Kaltos> !
lis 22 19:27:25 <Chomik> ok reject what exactly
lis 22 19:27:27 <Chomik> were you doing
lis 22 19:27:27 <Chomik> :M
lis 22 19:27:43 <Kali> trip him so he tumbles downstaris
lis 22 19:27:47 <Chomik> k
lis 22 19:28:19 <Chomik> you trip the knight's steelclad leg
lis 22 19:28:40 <Chomik> and he starts tumbling down the stairs
lis 22 19:28:45 <Chomik> doing much noise
lis 22 19:28:51 * Judge_Death draws weapon
lis 22 19:28:55 <Chomik> like a derailed tram
lis 22 19:28:58 <Kali> fuck
lis 22 19:29:02 <Zacharias> ffs
lis 22 19:29:03 <Kali> [soz guise]
lis 22 19:29:04 <Zacharias> what u think wud hppane
lis 22 19:29:05 <Chomik> also
lis 22 19:29:12 <Chomik> behind him is the 2nd knight
lis 22 19:29:17 <Chomik> but he looks battered from the fight
lis 22 19:29:17 <Raynald> [fukin 3 stooges]
lis 22 19:29:20 <Chomik> plus
lis 22 19:29:25 <Chomik> as the knight keeps tumbling down the stairs
lis 22 19:29:32 <Chomik> he drives into the rest of you
lis 22 19:29:35 <Kali> [hey how much noisier could falling armour be than us hitting aromour?]
lis 22 19:29:35 <Chomik> coming from below
lis 22 19:29:44 <Chomik> who is on the front?
lis 22 19:29:44 <Raynald> wut if we were following very carefully
lis 22 19:29:46 <Kaltos> are we even following in the new timeline?
lis 22 19:29:49 <Zacharias> raynaldo
lis 22 19:29:49 <Judge_Death> not me
lis 22 19:29:51 <Raynald> no
lis 22 19:29:55 <Raynald> I wasn't in frontu
lis 22 19:29:57 <Zacharias> wait
lis 22 19:29:58 <Zacharias> its kaltos
lis 22 19:30:01 <Judge_Death> I'm the wounded dude
lis 22 19:30:04 <Zacharias> [15:17:25] * Kali pulls out pike.
lis 22 19:30:04 <Zacharias> [15:17:27] * Kaltos moves up the tower behind kali
lis 22 19:30:07 <Raynald> kaltos was
lis 22 19:30:07 <Chomik> :D
lis 22 19:30:12 <Kaltos> curses!
lis 22 19:30:14 <Chomik> kaltos do you prefer to try
lis 22 19:30:18 <Chomik> to doge the trainwreck
lis 22 19:30:19 <Chomik> or
lis 22 19:30:21 <Chomik> stop it
lis 22 19:30:30 <Kaltos> well I dun have doge trained so
lis 22 19:30:36 <Chomik> roll stranf then!
lis 22 19:30:36 <Kaltos> i'd rather roll 30 strength than 10 agi
lis 22 19:30:37 <Kaltos> :M
lis 22 19:30:40 <Kaltos> ,dhroll 30
lis 22 19:30:41 <Cmd_Boreale> Kaltos: 75 Failure by 4 degrees!
lis 22 19:30:42 <Chomik> neat
lis 22 19:30:43 <Kali> hahaha
lis 22 19:30:47 <Zacharias> gj
lis 22 19:30:52 <Raynald> fug
lis 22 19:30:55 <Chomik> you try to make a stand
lis 22 19:30:56 <Raynald> it's like a fucking katamari
lis 22 19:31:01 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 22 19:31:05 <Chomik> but the knight tumbles over you like a steamroller
lis 22 19:31:14 <Chomik> and sends you down the stairs with him
lis 22 19:31:22 <Chomik> who's next?
lis 22 19:31:29 <Zacharias> reynaldo
lis 22 19:31:40 <Raynald> http://img15.deviantart.net/f5da/i/2007/121/d/3/cousin_katamari_by_zetallis.jpg
lis 22 19:31:58 <Raynald> me
lis 22 19:31:59 <Raynald> uguu
lis 22 19:32:00 <Raynald> fuk
lis 22 19:32:12 <Raynald> i wanna doge
lis 22 19:32:14 <Chomik> do eet
lis 22 19:32:16 <Raynald> mods?
lis 22 19:32:24 <Raynald> wouldn't kaltos have slowed it a bit
lis 22 19:32:27 <Raynald> with the impact
lis 22 19:32:29 <Chomik> true
lis 22 19:32:30 <Raynald> making doging easier
lis 22 19:32:30 <Kaltos> dis is true
lis 22 19:32:33 <Kali> his mass is added tho
lis 22 19:32:34 <Chomik> but you'll also have to doge kaltos
lis 22 19:32:39 <Chomik> so you'll need at least 2 dos
lis 22 19:32:40 <Kaltos> just stop it
lis 22 19:32:41 <Kaltos> its easier!
lis 22 19:32:42 <Kaltos> :M
lis 22 19:32:42 <Chomik> on your +10
lis 22 19:32:43 <Raynald> they're one katamari tho
lis 22 19:32:44 <Chomik> doge
lis 22 19:32:56 <Raynald> ,dhroll 34
lis 22 19:32:56 <Cmd_Boreale> Raynald: 96 Failure by 6 degrees!
lis 22 19:32:57 <Raynald> lol
lis 22 19:32:59 <Chomik> nais
lis 22 19:33:02 <Raynald> feht
lis 22 19:33:05 <Kali> mayb
lis 22 19:33:08 <Raynald> ,dhroll 34
lis 22 19:33:08 <Cmd_Boreale> Raynald: 19 Success by 1 degree!
lis 22 19:33:11 <Chomik> whoa
lis 22 19:33:11 <Kali> gg
lis 22 19:33:15 <Raynald> oh wait
lis 22 19:33:18 <Raynald> that was with no plus10
lis 22 19:33:20 <Raynald> so its 2 degs
lis 22 19:33:22 <Raynald> hoho
lis 22 19:33:39 <Chomik> Raynald jumps up and does a commando doge hanging onto the ceiling
lis 22 19:33:42 <Judge_Death> So zacharias tries to dodge now?
lis 22 19:33:44 <Chomik> while the paintrain rolls under him
lis 22 19:33:46 <Judge_Death> And then me?
lis 22 19:33:48 <Chomik> yup
lis 22 19:33:53 <Raynald> Can't touch this.
lis 22 19:33:53 <Zacharias> hmmmm
lis 22 19:33:54 <Chomik> unless you'd rather roll S
lis 22 19:33:54 <Chomik> :M
lis 22 19:33:59 <Zacharias> what are mods
lis 22 19:34:06 <Chomik> same as above
lis 22 19:34:08 <Chomik> +10 doge
lis 22 19:34:10 <Judge_Death> I do have dodge trained.
lis 22 19:34:12 <Chomik> but need 2 dos
lis 22 19:34:21 <Zacharias> ,dhroll 48
lis 22 19:34:22 <Cmd_Boreale> Zacharias: 68 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 22 19:34:24 <Zacharias> nice
lis 22 19:34:27 <Chomik> deso
lis 22 19:34:29 <Zacharias> let me fate
lis 22 19:34:31 <Chomik> k
lis 22 19:34:34 <Zacharias> ,dhroll 48
lis 22 19:34:35 <Cmd_Boreale> Zacharias: 79 Failure by 3 degrees!
lis 22 19:34:36 <Zacharias> move on
lis 22 19:34:38 <Chomik> o7
lis 22 19:34:39 <Chomik> deso
lis 22 19:34:40 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 33
lis 22 19:34:41 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 91 Failure by 5 degrees!
lis 22 19:34:45 <Judge_Death> Sigh
lis 22 19:34:47 <Kali> boreale!
lis 22 19:34:50 <Chomik> the snowball adds two more people
lis 22 19:34:56 <Chomik> while it tumbles down the spiral staircase
lis 22 19:35:04 <Kali> I pity the knight reinforcements
lis 22 19:35:13 <Chomik> a-kickin' and a-gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer
 
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lis 22 19:23:49 <Chomik> Kali ur runnin' up the stairs
lis 22 19:24:26 <Chomik> and you run straight into
lis 22 19:24:29 <Chomik> one of the knights
lis 22 19:24:32 <Chomik> as he's descending
lis 22 19:24:33 <Chomik> from the stairs
lis 22 19:24:38 <Chomik> with a 'bonk!'
lis 22 19:25:16 <Kali> I do a maneuver to trip him with muh spear
lis 22 19:25:40 <Zacharias> inb4 it must have been rats
lis 22 19:26:03 <Chomik> He does seem confused
lis 22 19:26:07 <Chomik> as to what he's bumped into
lis 22 19:26:16 <Kali> @_@
lis 22 19:26:17 <Chomik> but the tight quarters
lis 22 19:26:20 <Chomik> are impairing you a bit
lis 22 19:26:22 <Kali> spooks
lis 22 19:26:22 <Chomik> still
lis 22 19:26:23 <Chomik> +10
lis 22 19:26:27 <Raynald> SNEAK ATTACK CRITIKOOL
lis 22 19:26:31 <Kali> ,dhroll 36
lis 22 19:26:31 <Cmd_Boreale> Kali: 56 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 22 19:26:35 <Kali> feht
lis 22 19:26:36 <Kali> ,dhroll 36
lis 22 19:26:36 <Cmd_Boreale> Kali: 9 Success by 2 degrees!
lis 22 19:26:58 <Kaltos> you get +20 to attack unaware targets I think
lis 22 19:27:09 <Chomik> yeah bro but them tight quartaz
lis 22 19:27:13 <Kaltos> i c
lis 22 19:27:18 <Chomik> and elevation advantage!
lis 22 19:27:21 <Kaltos> !
lis 22 19:27:25 <Chomik> ok reject what exactly
lis 22 19:27:27 <Chomik> were you doing
lis 22 19:27:27 <Chomik> :M
lis 22 19:27:43 <Kali> trip him so he tumbles downstaris
lis 22 19:27:47 <Chomik> k
lis 22 19:28:19 <Chomik> you trip the knight's steelclad leg
lis 22 19:28:40 <Chomik> and he starts tumbling down the stairs
lis 22 19:28:45 <Chomik> doing much noise
lis 22 19:28:51 * Judge_Death draws weapon
lis 22 19:28:55 <Chomik> like a derailed tram
lis 22 19:28:58 <Kali> fuck
lis 22 19:29:02 <Zacharias> ffs
lis 22 19:29:03 <Kali> [soz guise]
lis 22 19:29:04 <Zacharias> what u think wud hppane
lis 22 19:29:05 <Chomik> also
lis 22 19:29:12 <Chomik> behind him is the 2nd knight
lis 22 19:29:17 <Chomik> but he looks battered from the fight
lis 22 19:29:17 <Raynald> [fukin 3 stooges]
lis 22 19:29:20 <Chomik> plus
lis 22 19:29:25 <Chomik> as the knight keeps tumbling down the stairs
lis 22 19:29:32 <Chomik> he drives into the rest of you
lis 22 19:29:35 <Kali> [hey how much noisier could falling armour be than us hitting aromour?]
lis 22 19:29:35 <Chomik> coming from below
lis 22 19:29:44 <Chomik> who is on the front?
lis 22 19:29:44 <Raynald> wut if we were following very carefully
lis 22 19:29:46 <Kaltos> are we even following in the new timeline?
lis 22 19:29:49 <Zacharias> raynaldo
lis 22 19:29:49 <Judge_Death> not me
lis 22 19:29:51 <Raynald> no
lis 22 19:29:55 <Raynald> I wasn't in frontu
lis 22 19:29:57 <Zacharias> wait
lis 22 19:29:58 <Zacharias> its kaltos
lis 22 19:30:01 <Judge_Death> I'm the wounded dude
lis 22 19:30:04 <Zacharias> [15:17:25] * Kali pulls out pike.
lis 22 19:30:04 <Zacharias> [15:17:27] * Kaltos moves up the tower behind kali
lis 22 19:30:07 <Raynald> kaltos was
lis 22 19:30:07 <Chomik> :D
lis 22 19:30:12 <Kaltos> curses!
lis 22 19:30:14 <Chomik> kaltos do you prefer to try
lis 22 19:30:18 <Chomik> to doge the trainwreck
lis 22 19:30:19 <Chomik> or
lis 22 19:30:21 <Chomik> stop it
lis 22 19:30:30 <Kaltos> well I dun have doge trained so
lis 22 19:30:36 <Chomik> roll stranf then!
lis 22 19:30:36 <Kaltos> i'd rather roll 30 strength than 10 agi
lis 22 19:30:37 <Kaltos> :M
lis 22 19:30:40 <Kaltos> ,dhroll 30
lis 22 19:30:41 <Cmd_Boreale> Kaltos: 75 Failure by 4 degrees!
lis 22 19:30:42 <Chomik> neat
lis 22 19:30:43 <Kali> hahaha
lis 22 19:30:47 <Zacharias> gj
lis 22 19:30:52 <Raynald> fug
lis 22 19:30:55 <Chomik> you try to make a stand
lis 22 19:30:56 <Raynald> it's like a fucking katamari
lis 22 19:31:01 <Judge_Death> :D
lis 22 19:31:05 <Chomik> but the knight tumbles over you like a steamroller
lis 22 19:31:14 <Chomik> and sends you down the stairs with him
lis 22 19:31:22 <Chomik> who's next?
lis 22 19:31:29 <Zacharias> reynaldo
lis 22 19:31:40 <Raynald> http://img15.deviantart.net/f5da/i/2007/121/d/3/cousin_katamari_by_zetallis.jpg
lis 22 19:31:58 <Raynald> me
lis 22 19:31:59 <Raynald> uguu
lis 22 19:32:00 <Raynald> fuk
lis 22 19:32:12 <Raynald> i wanna doge
lis 22 19:32:14 <Chomik> do eet
lis 22 19:32:16 <Raynald> mods?
lis 22 19:32:24 <Raynald> wouldn't kaltos have slowed it a bit
lis 22 19:32:27 <Raynald> with the impact
lis 22 19:32:29 <Chomik> true
lis 22 19:32:30 <Raynald> making doging easier
lis 22 19:32:30 <Kaltos> dis is true
lis 22 19:32:33 <Kali> his mass is added tho
lis 22 19:32:34 <Chomik> but you'll also have to doge kaltos
lis 22 19:32:39 <Chomik> so you'll need at least 2 dos
lis 22 19:32:40 <Kaltos> just stop it
lis 22 19:32:41 <Kaltos> its easier!
lis 22 19:32:42 <Kaltos> :M
lis 22 19:32:42 <Chomik> on your +10
lis 22 19:32:43 <Raynald> they're one katamari tho
lis 22 19:32:44 <Chomik> doge
lis 22 19:32:56 <Raynald> ,dhroll 34
lis 22 19:32:56 <Cmd_Boreale> Raynald: 96 Failure by 6 degrees!
lis 22 19:32:57 <Raynald> lol
lis 22 19:32:59 <Chomik> nais
lis 22 19:33:02 <Raynald> feht
lis 22 19:33:05 <Kali> mayb
lis 22 19:33:08 <Raynald> ,dhroll 34
lis 22 19:33:08 <Cmd_Boreale> Raynald: 19 Success by 1 degree!
lis 22 19:33:11 <Chomik> whoa
lis 22 19:33:11 <Kali> gg
lis 22 19:33:15 <Raynald> oh wait
lis 22 19:33:18 <Raynald> that was with no plus10
lis 22 19:33:20 <Raynald> so its 2 degs
lis 22 19:33:22 <Raynald> hoho
lis 22 19:33:39 <Chomik> Raynald jumps up and does a commando doge hanging onto the ceiling
lis 22 19:33:42 <Judge_Death> So zacharias tries to dodge now?
lis 22 19:33:44 <Chomik> while the paintrain rolls under him
lis 22 19:33:46 <Judge_Death> And then me?
lis 22 19:33:48 <Chomik> yup
lis 22 19:33:53 <Raynald> Can't touch this.
lis 22 19:33:53 <Zacharias> hmmmm
lis 22 19:33:54 <Chomik> unless you'd rather roll S
lis 22 19:33:54 <Chomik> :M
lis 22 19:33:59 <Zacharias> what are mods
lis 22 19:34:06 <Chomik> same as above
lis 22 19:34:08 <Chomik> +10 doge
lis 22 19:34:10 <Judge_Death> I do have dodge trained.
lis 22 19:34:12 <Chomik> but need 2 dos
lis 22 19:34:21 <Zacharias> ,dhroll 48
lis 22 19:34:22 <Cmd_Boreale> Zacharias: 68 Failure by 2 degrees!
lis 22 19:34:24 <Zacharias> nice
lis 22 19:34:27 <Chomik> deso
lis 22 19:34:29 <Zacharias> let me fate
lis 22 19:34:31 <Chomik> k
lis 22 19:34:34 <Zacharias> ,dhroll 48
lis 22 19:34:35 <Cmd_Boreale> Zacharias: 79 Failure by 3 degrees!
lis 22 19:34:36 <Zacharias> move on
lis 22 19:34:38 <Chomik> o7
lis 22 19:34:39 <Chomik> deso
lis 22 19:34:40 <Judge_Death> ,dhroll 33
lis 22 19:34:41 <Cmd_Boreale> Judge_Death: 91 Failure by 5 degrees!
lis 22 19:34:45 <Judge_Death> Sigh
lis 22 19:34:47 <Kali> boreale!
lis 22 19:34:50 <Chomik> the snowball adds two more people
lis 22 19:34:56 <Chomik> while it tumbles down the spiral staircase
lis 22 19:35:04 <Kali> I pity the knight reinforcements
lis 22 19:35:13 <Chomik> a-kickin' and a-gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer

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79 Failure by 3 degrees!

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Djibouti
Watch out for cursed gemstones. Accidents may happen.

kwi 02 20:48:55 <Alchomik> do you give him the opal then?
kwi 02 20:49:00 <Alchomik> 'opal'
kwi 02 20:49:05 * Hans hands him the opal.
kwi 02 20:49:25 <Alchomik> He gives it a good look, weighs it in his hand
kwi 02 20:49:37 <Hans> [and rolls 98 on his appraise]
kwi 02 20:49:39 <Hans> :M
kwi 02 20:49:59 <Alchomik> and chuckles
kwi 02 20:50:00 <Waldemar> [can we roll for initiative now?]
kwi 02 20:50:28 <Alchomik> 'Yes, this one is truly priceless, I would say.'
kwi 02 20:50:39 <Alchomik> He stands up
kwi 02 20:51:32 <Alchomik> 'Let me get the door open for you, but first I'll get someone to change me here at the desk, ok'
kwi 02 20:51:44 <Dimzad> [I SMELL TRAP]
kwi 02 20:51:52 <Rudiger> (yar)
kwi 02 20:52:01 <Waldemar> [can we roll our perception to avoid obvious lie?]
kwi 02 20:52:09 <Dimzad> [LETS ATTACK HIM WHEN HES STILL HERE]
kwi 02 20:52:10 * Hans stops the man
kwi 02 20:52:13 <Rudiger> (he's about to walk past us right to get to the door?)
kwi 02 20:52:19 <Hans> "Aren't you forgetting something?"
kwi 02 20:52:24 <Rudiger> (can we surprise round him before he gets there?)
kwi 02 20:52:26 * Hans holds out his hand
kwi 02 20:52:31 <Alchomik> 'Ah yes, of course'
kwi 02 20:52:35 <Alchomik> He gives you back the stone
kwi 02 20:52:45 * Hans takes the stone
kwi 02 20:52:50 <Dimzad> Murderize him i guess?
kwi 02 20:52:58 * Waldemar tries to grab his sling while the tilean is distracted and goes for a shot.
kwi 02 20:53:07 <Hans> [wait]
kwi 02 20:53:11 <Hans> [how else is around?]
kwi 02 20:53:15 <Hans> [who*]
kwi 02 20:53:17 <Alchomik> in this room, nobody
kwi 02 20:53:19 <Dimzad> [we can wrangle him. We are 5 ppls]
kwi 02 20:53:20 <Alchomik> but if you make a ruckus
kwi 02 20:53:29 <Alchomik> you could alarm the dudes in the stockroom
kwi 02 20:53:31 <Otto> We can try and take him silently
kwi 02 20:53:34 <Alchomik> though they're obv busy
kwi 02 20:53:39 <Hans> [we need to grapple him and somebowdy with fate handy probably]
kwi 02 20:53:44 <Otto> Is there a roll for that?
kwi 02 20:53:51 <Hans> [grapple with -?
kwi 02 20:53:58 <Hans> ]
kwi 02 20:54:05 <Alchomik> You'd prob need to dogpile grapple him and get good rolls
kwi 02 20:54:10 <Dimzad> we gotta get mad++ for surrnounding him and being 5 ppl
kwi 02 20:54:14 <Alchomik> aaaand you'd need at least someone
kwi 02 20:54:14 <Alchomik> with stun
kwi 02 20:54:25 <Rudiger> I have stunning blow
kwi 02 20:54:27 <Otto> Can't we gag him with rope?
kwi 02 20:54:28 <Hans> [I caould decapitate him with a good roll]
kwi 02 20:54:40 <Hans> [but I have no gffeht]
kwi 02 20:54:44 <Dimzad> critical effects head and body stuns at a rol of 6
kwi 02 20:55:20 <Hans> [oh]
kwi 02 20:55:21 <Dimzad> I guess we murder him then?
kwi 02 20:55:26 <Hans> [what do I roll to
kwi 02 20:55:31 <Hans> shove the opal in his mouth?]
kwi 02 20:55:34 <Waldemar> [I saved up my fate points, but I have low strength]
kwi 02 20:55:34 <Alchomik> O_o
kwi 02 20:55:38 <Alchomik> pretty extreme commander
kwi 02 20:55:38 <Alchomik> lol
kwi 02 20:55:44 <Hans> desperate times
kwi 02 20:55:51 <Dimzad> hmmm... rest of us wrangle him while he rolls agi to put opal in mouth?
kwi 02 20:55:54 <Dimzad> also
kwi 02 20:55:55 <Hans> :D
kwi 02 20:56:00 <Alchomik> lol
kwi 02 20:56:03 <Otto> opal in mouth?
kwi 02 20:56:07 <Dimzad> Easy +20% Attacking a foe who is
kwi 02 20:56:07 <Dimzad> outnumbered 3 to 1.
kwi 02 20:56:12 <Otto> You wanna ballgag him with a fake opal?
kwi 02 20:56:13 <Hans> [this is the worst idea by far, but I love it]
kwi 02 20:56:14 <Alchomik> :D
kwi 02 20:56:19 <Alchomik> ok
kwi 02 20:56:19 <Otto> That's a pretty weird fetish
kwi 02 20:56:22 <Alchomik> let's
kwi 02 20:56:23 <Alchomik> do that
kwi 02 20:56:31 <Alchomik> who goes for the grapple
kwi 02 20:56:36 <Alchomik> I'll need 3 volunteers
kwi 02 20:56:38 <Rudiger> grapple is strength?
kwi 02 20:56:38 <Otto> The dwarf, highest strenght
kwi 02 20:56:40 <Alchomik> WS
kwi 02 20:56:41 <Dimzad> I do i guess
kwi 02 20:56:47 <Rudiger> I have 38 WS
kwi 02 20:56:49 <Otto> I only have 30 WS
kwi 02 20:56:51 <Alchomik> WS first
kwi 02 20:56:51 <Hans> I have 35 WS
kwi 02 20:56:52 <Alchomik> then stranf
kwi 02 20:56:57 <Rudiger> 35WS, 40 S
kwi 02 20:56:57 <Dimzad> ,dhroll 68
kwi 02 20:56:57 <Commander_Boreale> Dimzad: 45 Success by 2 degrees!
kwi 02 20:57:06 <Dimzad> ++ to strenght too?
kwi 02 20:57:17 <Alchomik> As the Tilean hands the gem back to Hans
kwi 02 20:57:19 <Otto> bb5
kwi 02 20:57:25 <Dimzad> "HOLD HIS ARMS FOR ME"
kwi 02 20:57:33 * Hans slaps forehead
kwi 02 20:57:34 * Rudiger dogpiles tilean
kwi 02 20:57:34 <Alchomik> suddenly Dimzad, Otto and Rudiger leap at him like wild beasts
kwi 02 20:57:40 <Alchomik> catching him completely offguard
kwi 02 20:57:43 * Hans jumps to join the motley dogpile
kwi 02 20:57:59 <Hans> [I have low S]
kwi 02 20:58:04 <Alchomik> Hans, roll that AGI
kwi 02 20:58:05 <Alchomik> to gag him
kwi 02 20:58:08 <Alchomik> at +20
kwi 02 20:58:08 <Hans> ,dhroll 35
kwi 02 20:58:08 <Commander_Boreale> Hans: 42 Failure by 0 degrees!
kwi 02 20:58:11 <Hans> that's a pass
kwi 02 20:58:12 <Alchomik> yes
kwi 02 20:58:14 <Hans> @_@
kwi 02 20:58:31 <Alchomik> while the others hold him down, Hans shoves the glass opal into his mouth
kwi 02 20:58:32 * Hans forcefully lodges the opal in the thug's windpipe.
kwi 02 20:58:36 <Alchomik> the Tilean is red with rage
kwi 02 20:58:41 <Alchomik> but he can't do anything about it
kwi 02 20:58:51 <Hans> [we can wait for him to pass out]
kwi 02 20:58:54 <Hans> [aka die]
kwi 02 20:59:04 * Waldemar goes for his slingshot, then seeing his friends dogpiling the tilean, turns around to see if anyone is coming from the door.
kwi 02 20:59:30 <Rudiger> "Curses are bad busines, just look at what is happening to you"
kwi 02 20:59:40 <Alchomik> the fellow's face goes from red
kwi 02 20:59:44 <Alchomik> to purple
kwi 02 20:59:51 <Alchomik> and finally to blue
kwi 02 21:00:10 <Dimzad> "I've heard of black humans but never blue ones"
kwi 02 21:00:15 <Alchomik> as he finally chokes on his own greed
kwi 02 21:00:15 <Waldemar> "Mabbe your lordship should let him breath now?"
kwi 02 21:00:22 * Hans tries to hide the body somewhere dark and hidden
 

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