And we are now son of Piskla - Ziemowit. We are only 10 years old but our skills are already better than our father's. Unfortunately all counties we directly control are in 'revolt' state so our income is still crap and it will be quite hard to get rid of revolts when our stability is at -3 but we shall try. Also I'm not afraid of Ziemowit going batshit because Piskla got 'schzophrenia' from random event and not because there is something dodgy about our genepool. Oh, and we will have to live with 'church supremacy' law for some time because I don't want to change our laws while our vassals loyalty is low.
I tried to re-vassalise countess of Velikiye Luki but it's not working since even though she's sister of Piskla, she's also Italian.
Then we formed alliance with Hungary. They are very weak but weak ally is better than nothing, right?
Count of Savolaks declared independence. We went with "he shall pay" even though we are not going to do anything about it. We did this for prestige this option gives you (and Vengeful trait).
Goddamn DVIP balancing events. I thought they fire up only when your kids skills are above 12 but it's not the case. They fire up completely at random and can happen multiple times to same kid (making him useless). Fortunately we lost only 1 point of stewardship.
Ok...
"A) These events are there to balance the stats in Deus Vult. Without them, children's stats are so high that it breaks the core gameplay and just about every event that depends on stat checks. It is still possible to get kids with high stats, especially thanks to traits like prodigy, but unlike vanilla DV the mean will be around 7, not 10 for any stat."
Ok, we had this shit two times in a row again and It just "balanced" my stewardship to 0
I don't know how to remove this even't so I just reloaded.
It might have been a mistake, he is a little bit too good for 13 years old kid. I will accept next "balancing" events (unless they will "balance" me from 8 to 0).
We kept spamming Aurelia with vassalization proposals and she finally accepted.
Ok I will accept it to atone for biggest sin LPer can commit - reloading because something went wrong.
Countess of Kiev declared independence again and I'm going to bitch slap her.
Loosing 2 stewardship is okay.
And we are going to take Kiev and re-vassalize her as a Cuntess of Turov because we need to send a message that Piskla is dead and fun times for our vassals are fucking over.
Finally "the other mongols" arrived, maybe they won't be such a failure.
They have 60k troops and should keep getting more every month.
We tried to revoke Yatviagi but Jakusz said "nope". We will try again later.
Our diocese bishop is starting to have strange religious views. Well, he don't own any land so he can believe in Juffo-Wup as far as I'm concerned.
And Ziemowit is a grown man now. He haven't finished his education yet though.
We married some polish chick with nice skills (Some of her skills sucks but that's because she's blind).
And then made her our steward and now we have decent income.
We managed to revoke Yatviagi which pissed off some of our vasalls but we will buy their loyalty.
Now we have to changed our law back to Ecclesical Balance to improve our income even further.
We went with "It has been searched for enough in the past!" (and we know what we are talking about).
Ill-Khanate is no more... DVIP probably "balanced" mongols.
Ziemowit finally finished his education. Well, I savescummed my way out of two stewardship "balancing" events but I don't think we are going to break a fucking game with this guy.
And we have our first son - Zygmunt. Hopefully we won't strangle him.
What?
Whatever game.
Wańko, I think we should hold a tournament to celebrate new era of prosperity!
That's great idea, my lord.
And with this glorious event we shall end this update.