Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

  1. Having trouble staying logged in? Note: We are rpgcodex.NET not .COM. Trying to login via .com will cause issues. Make sure you are on rpgcodex.net to login and all will be fine.

    And if the Password Recovery doesn't work (there was an error transitioning accounts during the upgrade), use the "contact us" link right down the bottom right of the forums and harass us about it. Include your account name and its e-mail address (or whatever parts of it you remember).

    "This message is awaiting moderator approval": All new users must pass through our moderation queue before they will be able to post normally. Until your account has "passed" your posts will only be visible to yourself (and moderators) until they are approved. Give us a week to get around to approving / deleting / ignoring your mundane opinion on crap before hassling us about it. Once you have passed the moderation period (think of it as a test), you will be able to post normally, just like all the other retards.

Let's play Crimewave

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by the above, Dec 6, 2010.

Page 1 of 4

  1. Phelot RPG Codex Staff

    Phelot
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2009
    Posts:
    17,922
    Dec 6, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #1
    Click here and disable ads!
    [IMG]



    [IMG]I AIN'T






    [IMG]EVEN






    [IMG]MAD






    [IMG] LP COMING SOON. BE READY.

  2. Azira Liturgist

    Azira
    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Posts:
    3,894
    Location:
    Copenhagen, Denmark
    Dec 6, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #2
    I remember completing this game... :M

  3. anus_pounder Scholar

    anus_pounder
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2010
    Posts:
    3,760
    Location:
    Johannesburg
    Dec 6, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #3
    :what:

  4. Azira Liturgist

    Azira
    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Posts:
    3,894
    Location:
    Copenhagen, Denmark
    Dec 6, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #4
    Just look at those sunglasses. You can see his a dude who takes no shit.. :M

  5. ironyuri Arcane

    ironyuri
    Joined:
    May 29, 2010
    Posts:
    3,388
    Location:
    Undisclosed.
    Dec 6, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #5
    Phelot! Bro! Go forth to kick ass and chew bubble-gum.

  6. spekkio Cipher

    spekkio
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2009
    Posts:
    4,431
    Dec 6, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #6
    :yeah:

  7. Krraloth Learned Patron

    Krraloth
    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2009
    Posts:
    173
    Location:
    Boringland
    Wasteland Ranger
    Dec 8, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #7
    Shit, this looks promising!

    MOAR!!!

  8. Sceptic Cipher

    Sceptic
    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2010
    Posts:
    7,772
    Dec 8, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #8
    While the game was fun, I can't see how an LP would work. It was basically a pure side-shooter. Color me intrigued.

  9. Phelot RPG Codex Staff

    Phelot
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2009
    Posts:
    17,922
    Dec 8, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #9
    :oops: Due to technical difficulties, we will not be able to proceed with this LP for a bit. For this very same reason, we will not be able to refund your payment. Please be patient. :oops:

  10. spekkio Cipher

    spekkio
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2009
    Posts:
    4,431
    Dec 8, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #10
    LOL, FAGOT...

    :rpgcodex:

  11. Krraloth Learned Patron

    Krraloth
    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2009
    Posts:
    173
    Location:
    Boringland
    Wasteland Ranger
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #11
    WHAT technical difficulties?

    Please elaborate. Spekkio here makes work games on platform that aren`t supposed to work.

    You`ll have all the technical experience of Fair Codexia at your disposal...unless you`re selling us pathetic excuses...

    :x

  12. Phelot RPG Codex Staff

    Phelot
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2009
    Posts:
    17,922
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #12
    Please be patient, real life caught up to me again and I don't have the time to go through and post all these pics along with witty and humorous commentary you've all come to expect from this glorious website. Rest assured, there are almost tits in this game:

    [IMG]

    [IMG]SO LAY OFF THE PHEL-MAN

    Next few days. Honest. HONEST!

  13. Rabidredneck Educated

    Rabidredneck
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Posts:
    300
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #13
    I remember watching folks play this game in the computer lab in high school, the almost naked lady always got a 'Dayum" from someone. At its time, it was a very violent game.

  14. Destroid Magister

    Destroid
    Joined:
    May 9, 2007
    Posts:
    12,931
    Location:
    Australia
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #14
    Where do you buy sweet sunglasses like that? Most shops just have endless supplies of $200 branded generic shit.

  15. DramaticPopcorn Liturgist

    DramaticPopcorn
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2009
    Posts:
    2,328
    Location:
    Dreamweb
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #15

  16. anus_pounder Scholar

    anus_pounder
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2010
    Posts:
    3,760
    Location:
    Johannesburg
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #16
    :lol:

  17. ghostdog Prophet Patron

    ghostdog
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2007
    Posts:
    5,671
    Race Traitor
    Brian Fargo
    Dec 9, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #17
    Oh man, I so want to see this LP. You better deliver Phel-man !

  18. Phelot RPG Codex Staff

    Phelot
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2009
    Posts:
    17,922
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #18
    AND NOW...








    A BURNING FUCKING BUILDING!
    [IMG]

    ACCESS. ACCESS TO AWESOME
    [IMG]

    SCREAMING MEN. SUNGLASSES. BITCHES. BLACK HOMIES. NINJAS
    [IMG]

    ARE YOU DREAMING? FUCK NO ITS CRIMEWAVE
    [IMG]

    AWESOME CITYSCA- Actually, I guess I can stop with the extreme talk since the game more then makes up for it. Basically, this is a crappy side scroller made in 1990 that featured videos of the Prez's hawt daughter tied up and half naked.

    PROLOGUE: SHE'S TIGHT
    [IMG]

    "Poweder room" is code for "I'm horny" Chelsea Clinton never dressed like that.
    [IMG]

    The young, nubile daughter suddenly runs into RAPE
    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    SO... Our enemy has a name. Eddie.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]"Those clowns didn't have a clue what happened"

    [IMG]"We'll be at the warehouse in about five minutes."

    MEANWHILE ON THE CRIMEWAVE TELEVISION NETWORK:
    [IMG]

    MEANWHILE: Lucas "99 Problems" McCabe, an Irish-American of short stature, is on a mission to steal as much cocaine and money from criminals as he can. To save the children.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    If I save her...
    [IMG]

    ...She'll have to have sex with me.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]



    KINGPIN?!
    [IMG]"Yes?"




    Nothing... With a tough opponent, McCabe retreats to his inner dark sanctum... And thinks in silence for a moment.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    McCabe's magic talking tape recorder whizzes and whirls
    [IMG]

    Being a perv, McCabe downloads nudie pics of the Prez' daughter, Brit. A little known fact: Everytime a President is elected in America, nude photos are taken of their immediate daughters so super secret crime fighters know who to look for if they are ever captured.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]"SINGLE! Oh boy! Computer, do you think she'd like me? DO you think I'll finally lose my virginity?"

    [IMG]*BEEP* *BOOP* *BOOP*

    [IMG]"Oh... um... do you think she's been with any black men?"

    [IMG] ...

    [IMG]"...Nevermind, let's download her nudie pics!"

    "My God..."
    [IMG]

    "Moar..."
    [IMG]

    "Moar angles!"
    [IMG]

    "MOAR!"
    [IMG]

    "MOAR MOAR MOAR!"
    [IMG]

    [IMG]


    Sexually satisfied, Luke McCabe moves on to track those that took his lover to be.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    "Hmmm... I'll need more angles..."
    [IMG]

    "Moar... MOAR ANGLES. I NEED THEM"
    [IMG]

    "MOAR MOAR"
    [IMG]

    [IMG]*BEEP*

    [IMG]"Um... yes well, I needed a good look... to see if I can figure out what kind of sunglasses he has on. They're not as good as mine... Ahem"

    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    Grimdark smoking... but it gets even better. Didn't I mention drugs before?
    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    AAAAAAAND finally we're at the main game screen. Crimewave features the world's first and ever "Crime Boss Perspective" in which the game plays on via the perspective of Kingpin's super security system... that he has installed in ghettoes and other assorted shitholes. For some reason.

    You'll also notice to the right all the shit that McCabe will be stealing from Kingpin including missiles, bullets, $$$, and of course cocaine: McCabe's fuel and source of mad points that grant him extra lives. FUCK YEAH COKE! Actually, thats what the cash does to, but he uses that on hookers and new shades.
    [IMG]

    [IMG]


    "NO PROB KP!" What kind of Kingpin let's his goons talk to him like that? I also like to assume that those are mullets that these guys are sporting along with jumpsuits that say "KINGPIN" just so they remember who they're working for. This is essentially what real life organized crime is like.
    [IMG]

    And that's it for now. That's right, no actual gameplay yet mostly because this shit is time consuming and because taking screenshots in game is incredibly difficult, but I'm getting them. Next update, you'll find out just how bad games can be... stay tuned for:

    CHAPTER 1: WE PLAY THE ACTUAL GAME
    schluberlubs Brofists this.

  19. Yeesh Arbiter

    Yeesh
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2006
    Posts:
    2,798
    Location:
    your future if you're not careful...
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #19
    You'll never get to the Kingpin. With all the firepower and men they have, the mansion is virtually impenetrable.

  20. ghostdog Prophet Patron

    ghostdog
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2007
    Posts:
    5,671
    Race Traitor
    Brian Fargo
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #20
    This game is unbelievable. MOAR !

  21. Lord Rocket Learned

    Lord Rocket
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2008
    Posts:
    926
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #21
    When I saw this thread I was like 'being that this is the Codex I bet that thread is about some shithouse crime sim from the mid 90s instead of that SUPER AWESOME side scroller of the same name.' But then I clicked on it and

    HOLY SHIT

  22. Malakal Arbiter

    Malakal
    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2009
    Posts:
    4,733
    Location:
    Poland
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #22
    Those glasses are awesome. This game is so cheesy it stinks through the net. But its a good pain.

  23. spekkio Cipher

    spekkio
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2009
    Posts:
    4,431
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #23
    Can I ask for screenshots without the dosbox frame?

    :roll:

    You can use internal dosbox screenshot utility (ctrl+f5) or use external programs like HypersnapDX or Fraps...

    Except of that:

    [IMG] [IMG]

  24. Phelot RPG Codex Staff

    Phelot
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2009
    Posts:
    17,922
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #24
    The problem I have is if I take a screenshot in fullscreen, all the colors turn all inverted and rainbow like, no matter what program I use.

    I originally started taking them in DOSBOX, but trying to push ctrl+f5 is pretty tough in this game plus it takes it as a png... I know I can convert it, but I'm pressed for time...

    Where is the config file that lets you set key mapping in DOSBOX?

    Isn't there a pause button for it as well?


    Yeah, there probably need to be some avatars from this game even if it is an action game
    [IMG]

  25. spekkio Cipher

    spekkio
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2009
    Posts:
    4,431
    Dec 10, 2010 Stats Ignoring
    #25
    I'm not sure if you can modify such options in DosBox. If you tried other programs and they didn't work, carry on the good fight even with the DosBox window visible. As long as tits are in, everything goes...

    :salute:
Page 1 of 4

(buying stuff via the above links helps us pay the hosting bills)