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Let's Play a Mostly Mediocre Online RPG
- Thread starter RK47
- Start date
Codexlurker
Savant
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2010
- Messages
- 366
Why is every female so skinny
would not LoversLab
MrContinuity
Learned
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2015
- Messages
- 69
"...RK47...RK47"
"Rk47!...RK47!"
...zzz...Huh?...Ciri, shut up, I don't want to kill Imlerith, the last part of this game just drags on and sucks."
"Wake up, RK47, it's me"
"Who?"
"It's me, Colonel Sanders!"
"What?"
"Colonel Sanders, from KFC. It seems you have eaten enough KFC that I can project myself into your mind."
"What?! Where am I?"
"Oblivion"
"That game was terrible. Loverslab wasn't nearly as good in it."
"Not the game, the place, we're in Oblivion, I brought you here to see what awaits."
"Awaits what?"
"All of us, if you do not do something. The game you thought you've been playing isn't a game. it's real, Molag Bal threatens not just Nirn, but your world as well-"
"-Like Sword Art Online?"
"No, not at all like that, shut up and let me finish."
"Okay, Lah"
You have been brought to Nirn by me, where Molag Bal makes his first strike, if we do not stop him here his anchors in your world will take root and he will destroy Earth as well, along with everything you love:
Do you see now RK47?
"No...but he's just a fictional character!"
"He exists in your world too, though you know him by a different name: Todd Howard."
"That can't be! That's impossible! ...Well, I guess it actually makes sense."
It is true, and his Dark Anchors have already taken root:
You must do this quickly before his greatest weapon is unleashed, Fallout 4. You must defeat Molag Bal and in doing so stop his plans as Todd Howard."
"I will, Lah."
"Good."
"Wait, did you just change appearance?"
"No."
"I'm pretty sure you changed into the Lore guy from The Elder Scrolls for a second."
Absolutely not. Now it's getting time for you to return, this has no doubt been hard on your mind."
"I have 100% completion on Huniepop, my mind is invincible. That's why I'm sure you looked different for a second back there--"
"--Good luck Champion!"
*whooosh!*
"...Whatever, Lah."
"I'll be watching."
"Rk47!...RK47!"
"Wake up, RK47, it's me"
"It's me, Colonel Sanders!"
Do you see now RK47?
You must do this quickly before his greatest weapon is unleashed, Fallout 4. You must defeat Molag Bal and in doing so stop his plans as Todd Howard."
*whooosh!*
"I'll be watching."
MrContinuity
Learned
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2015
- Messages
- 69
The Elder Scrolls Online doesn't scale to your level.
I feel like Coldharbour is an allegory for Bethesda Softworks, mindless, soulless minions laboring away at some great evil.
Sai says you need to gather your party before venturing forth.
Also. videos 26 and 27 aren't working for me, it says they're private.
I feel like Coldharbour is an allegory for Bethesda Softworks, mindless, soulless minions laboring away at some great evil.
Sai says you need to gather your party before venturing forth.
Also. videos 26 and 27 aren't working for me, it says they're private.
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Yeah sorry, I did afk upload and it defaulted to private for some reason when I publish it.
a cut of domestic sheep prime
Guest
The dialog setup is hideous. Does it need to take up half of the screen?* What is wrong with keeping it on the bottom?
*because xbawks, I know
*because xbawks, I know
Kem0sabe how the fuck do you even level up to max and beyond?
Fucking hell, this is one of the dullest MMO I've played.
They shd've gone full screen dialogue mode with bigger font at least.
I felt like the wasted estate is just odd.
I don't mind talking and paying attention to what they say, but the text is so mall and the screen estate is wasted on static background.
Crafting is boring crap and tedious.
I also discovered stablemasters upgrade your mount.
You can upgrade its stamina, gallop speed or carry capacity.
Except you can only do it once per 20 hours. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUH.
Fucking hell, this is one of the dullest MMO I've played.
They shd've gone full screen dialogue mode with bigger font at least.
I felt like the wasted estate is just odd.
I don't mind talking and paying attention to what they say, but the text is so mall and the screen estate is wasted on static background.
Crafting is boring crap and tedious.
I also discovered stablemasters upgrade your mount.
You can upgrade its stamina, gallop speed or carry capacity.
Except you can only do it once per 20 hours. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUH.
Kem0sabe
Arcane
I just methodically explored every single zone, found every single quest, shard, world boss, public dungeon, completing 100% of the content as i went from zone to zone. Helps that im very OCD about this kind of shit.
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