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Let's get horribly raped in TFTD! Orgasm now running things!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by GarfunkeL, Mar 14, 2009.

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  1. Orgasm Barely Literate

    Orgasm
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    the ecstasy of gold
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXldafIl5DQ

    We are going to visit the base again. :cool:

    Alright, I got myself some statless noobs. You dont care because they are gonna die.
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    I give them all stunrods and go hunting. Stalingrad style.
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    Rabid here, is immune to pity mindrape, he gets proper hardware.
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    Contact
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    Guill gets a pistol, nice acc, not those 12 percent with HE mashineguns.
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    Doesnt do much damage too...
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    Accurate name for the dude. Guill by the way deserted.
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    There he is.
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    We decide to try stunning him. Turns out controlled are nto immune. He drops a sack of potato.
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    Pooky does poo poo.
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    Our fav health stick, heals insanity. I dont know whom.
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    Going in and out of the sub, waiting, we spot this shit swimming closer. Just as we want it.
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    Panicing pooky runs outside, bad pooky, bad.
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    We walk in and out of the sub shooting the piece of shit levitating above us.
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    pooky catches breath for a turn. We send him inside, face to the wall.
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    Missing... damn greenhorns.
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    Hitting.
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    Hate those things.
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    Well oh well, thank you.
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    We only have 1 shot ammunition.
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    So we decided to shoot him with the pistol first and than stun him.
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    And another shot.
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    Rabid finishes with a nice placed blow. Please Kill Me is the perfect candidate for recovering aliens in the open with Tentacles around.
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    Got him into the ship.
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    Ran back to get the sonic cannon =DDD Ey man, they are 170k a piece. Thats like 3-4 soldiers.
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    There are no brain attacks on us anymore except for those panicing and RYAN but he is holding up. So we go to kill some shit.
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    Shoot run inside, the usual.
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    W T F, you can hardly see it but thats a zombie Rabid in the corner. Never before have the alines ever attmepted to enter the sub!
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    :salute: Rabid, you fucker cost us an mag. ion armor!
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    Lets hope it wont happen again.
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    Azira ends this chums worthless life.
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    We take Guill into the sub. No man is left behind.
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    Find crap on the way in.
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    Azira splatters alien vomit all over our shiny vehicle.
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    Since the alien psychics always hit on RYAN, we send him exploring. He is not worht the 40k a month.
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    Walking around, shooting things. Thats a tactical game.
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    :rage: FUUUUCK! Manatee and an ion armor... FUCUUCUCUCK!
    since when can they enter subs!!!!!!!
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    We send RYAN in and lift of with 2 of them inside. XD
    Devs havent seen Alien it seems.
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    Yeah boy, we gonna dissect you good.
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    Time flies by.
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    This game has officially been won.
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    Again, my remote location hinders progress.
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    Thats an expensive toy. I wonder what it is used for when sold on the black market. Well, here its a interference device for molecular control chips. But in UFO1 it should be usable on humans. ^^
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    Feels good.
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    Dont care.
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    All aboard. We learn how to use them disruptors.
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    Sad state of affairs. Manufacturing alien crap.
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    Argh.
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    There I realized that we need another month to be able to use our mindbenders.
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    Checking who we are fighting.
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    :-(
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    Turning around, spot one behind us. Please Do Not Kill Me.
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    We make it and leave a gift.
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    No scream, no body, no spotting. Wtf.
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    Holy shit, he ran that far?
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    Turns out, wasnt him. Was another one with enough TU to reacto blow PleaseKillMe to a pulp.
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    Genma tried his luck too... =P That blondie behind the second corpse got shot too.
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    You crabs just wait till I get mah mc stuff.
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    Terrible as in ... Terrible.
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    Rest of the month, no contact.
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    I declare this game won now. Because further gameplay is tedious and boring.

    There are 2 kinds of people in this world, the ones with mc disruptors and those who dig. Our xeno friends dig!

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  2. Squirly Barely Literate

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    Wait, that's it?

    BUT I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO DIE!

  3. Darth Roxor Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    That was... fast.


    And unsatisfying.

  4. spekkio Cipher

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    :thumbsup:

    Also: moar!

  5. lightbane Scholar

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    Yes, I demand that you at least show the last mission with the MC commandos as they blast the Ultimate Alien Cthulhu to pieces.

  6. Azira Liturgist

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    This is a first. I haven't died yet, and I actually managed to kill more than one alien?

    This game's rigged! :D

  7. Orgasm Barely Literate

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    For those who need a little icing on the cake.

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    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh :cool:

  8. spekkio Cipher

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    h4x!

    That's why I always play with MC turned off.

    :smug:

  9. lightbane Scholar

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    I wonder, what happens if you posses a tentaculat and you tentacurape others alien? can you control the "zombies"? Can a tentaculat kill another of its species this way?

  10. ZbojLamignat Barely Literate

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    Jesus fucking christ, what a shit ending to my promissing career did I receive :lol:

    If the cloning is allowed I'm ready for another tour of duty.

  11. Please Kill Me Barely Literate

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    Well done Orgasm.

    Glad to have thrown away, er, given my life for the cause and to spare further tedium.

    :Salute:

  12. Overweight Manatee Barely Literate

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    Pussy.

    Can only use alien's weapons when they are MCed. Can't use their inherent attacks.

  13. Tails Barely Literate

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    Recently I started playing TFTD (more then 5 years passed from last try I think) CD version 1.0, patched to 2.1 and I must ask, if the AI is really more retarded then in EU, or my installation just gone completely wrong? During the Terror Missions it's not rare that Aliens just stand in one place, don't shoot or walk in circle, even when Civilian is not far away. Even when I can see them trough some obstacle they just stand, no reaction at all. This mostly happens during missions with grass & girls in bikini as civilians. I'm using also Xcomutil 9.7 last beta, with fixes only.

  14. Deep One Barely Literate

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    I want more! And I volunteer for death and glory.

  15. Deep One Barely Literate

    Deep One
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