Interesting conundrum; can a man subsist on raspberries alone?
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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Season 1
- Thread starter Grimwulf
- Start date
4th of Spring, 5501
*Kicks hello friend in the face*
Owwww
I told you, green guy. If I hear you snoring one more time, you'll get a boot in your face.
Sorry, mr. Kalin.
See, your problem is being too relaxed. You act as if you own this place, green guy. But you don't.
Uhh, are you talking about me?
We're all equals here, it's true. But there is a difference between us original settlers and you, newcomer scum.
Oh? Okay.
That is why I am the boss of you. Beating and humiliating newfags makes me feel better. You have a problem with that?!
Hm. No.
Good. You are smarter than you seem.
Maybe one day another kolonist joins KKK. He or she will be even more pathetic than you. Then you'll have your own helpless puppy to mock and rape.
I don't think I need one, mr. Kalin...
Git out.
Huh?
OUT OF MY SIGHT NOW!! You sick fucking bastard.
Where do you think you're going, private Greenbutt?
Umm, to the graveyard.
Spit on Servant's grave for me, will ya?
If you insist...
Everything I say is an order, private Greenbutt. Now go! Good mornin', Kalin.
I don't see any booze, whores or WAGES. Ain't nothing good about this morning!
*nom nom* Come on, cheer up. I have a little present for you.
About fuckin' time.
There you go. A poster!
What tha..?
It's a stereo picture, Kalin. Have fun! I gotta go to work.
Mornin', komrades.
Mornin', Azira. See you later at Grimwulfgrad.
That's a nice poster, Kalin.
Nice? If only to WIPE MY ASS! I HATE THIS FUCKING PRICK GRIMWULF! 
Anyway, I'm concerned about our materials outside. We need a warehouse.
How about building a HOUSE first? A simple house, Azira?
I know, I know. But our stuff is deteriorating. Steel and stone blocks can be stored in the open no problem, but stuff like uranium...
Or wood...
That sort of things need to be sheltered.
We have a storage, Azira.
Barely enough room for our merchandise there. Besides, are you going to sell uranium or wood? Of course not. We need materials for ourselves.
Look me in the eye, Azira. Now tell me, do you really think I give a shit about wood or uranium? I'm going to work.
Fair enough. Bye!
Hello, daddy~
Oh. Hello.
I borrowed one of your anal candles recently.
So it was you? I was looking for it everywhere. Including far reaches of Ryan's body.
It works wonders, doctor. But... I'm not sure if I was using it right.
It's an anal candle. You stick it deep and light it up. What could possibly cause confusion?
The exact spot of application?
Discussing medical matters makes me feel uncomfortable.
Then let us talk about ME. Examine me, doctor Azira. I want to know your diagnosis.
You are... alright.
Nobody had EVER said anything so sweet to me. I think I'm falling in love with you, daddy.
Err, let's not jump to conclusions. Don't you have an ongoing romance with Dreaad?
Dreaad is probably dead.
Grimwulf and Kalin are waiting for me in Grimwulfgrad. We'll chat later, lacgirl.
Don't go, love! What am I supposed to do alone?
You still have that candle, right? Also, somebody left a poster here. It's fun to look at. Until later!
Bye...
Hello, lacgirl.
Ewww, you stink so bad. Don't come close to me, Shrek. Blegh. Now I want a shower.
Uh. You don't smell good too. *social skill degrading*
Later that morning.
Kommissar Grim-Grim?
What now? I'm busy.
I think our barracks could be improved.
No time for that.
But it will only take a few moments! We could use room space more effectively.
How so?
Double beds! Kalin can sleep with Shrek. And I will sleep with Azira~
Hrmpf. I don't know.
Think about it. Our single beds are old and shoddy. We don't have a single bed in prison. Let's move our beds to prison and build two comfy double beds in barracks! It's a perfect solution!
I mean, Kalin and private Greenbutt seem to get along nicely. I'm sure they will be happy to sleep together. But you and Azira?
You don't need to worry about me, Kommissar. I will endure this minor inconvenience for the sake of Kommunism.
I'll put this question on the next voting. Probably tomorrow, not today.
You do that.
Seems like we're done with the walls. Let's RECKD those wires!
Breaking shit apart! My favorite activity!
We only need west half for now!
Got it.
You're doing a great job!
Get out!
Fuck off!
*mumbles* I miss Dreaad sometimes...
See those gaps, lacgirl?
Yeah.
We need to redo them. Grab some steel from the cave.
Don't you want to visit Dreaad, lacgirl? It's strange he didn't show up this morning.
He'll be fine. Or not. Who cares? Hello again, daddy~
Hello, lacgirl.
Don't give me dat slobbery bullshit, you pigeons. I need to take a piss. *walks away*
Kalin. Watcha doin' here?
That vein is done, Grimwulf. No more steel to find there.
Then proceed with mining granite. Otherwise we won't be able to finish last section of Grimwulfgrad.
You should keep an eye on Azira and lacgirl. I don't want my only half-arse buddy having buttsex with that creature.
I'll talk to him. You talk to lacgirl.
A bit later.
After all, you have nothing to lose. Of course lacgirl isn't as hot as, let's say, Trudy, but--
I'm fine, Grim. No need to worry about me.
Consider wearing an iron buttplug. Just in case.
I thought we have an iron crisis?
Right. Better use a marble one.
Meanwhile.
Azira is a respectable komrade of KKK. And you are a depot whore. This romance will never work out.
We love each other, you prick!
Azira only loves his rifle and whatever is that liquid he drinks lately. Can't even call it moonshine.
He will never have to drink alone again.
Later that evening.
*nom nom*
There is a roof issue with Grimwulfgrad.
You mean that piece of overhead mountain hanging above eastern wall?
That's no trouble at all
Also, that compacted steel vein we've been working on lately is depleted.
Then drag the steel out of the cave, so that I can seal it forever. Awright, time for me to go. Enjoy your dinner, doctor Azira.
Why, thank you.
Later that night.
Are you sure the roof won't collapse?
I am a pro miner at this point. Relax and try to enjoy the process. Feel your whole body turning into a meatball of pain and rage. Mmmm.
*psshhh* Komrade kittens, we have a power problem here.
*pssshhhhh* That's because SOMEBODY forgot to turn off the turrets immideately after the battle. They were online last night.
*psshh psh* Are you saying we've lost the whole charge?
It should restore, slowly. If the weather stays windy, at least.
It's your fault, Kalin. You are the laziest kolonist of KKK. You should have switched the power! You had nothing better to do anyway!
I'VE BASHED PEOPLE FOR LESS, MUCH LESS!!
Go easy on mr. Kalin, lacgirl. He lives a hard life.
You know what's really hard? Being a strong woman. You should try it sometime, together with Kalin.
*murmuring incoherently*
Grimwulf!
WHAT?
Why do we drag that clunky wreckage to Grimwulfgrad?
It slowls down the enemy, provides some cover, and also looks cool. Hey, I need to drag those slags somewhere!
We can keep our trash in Gulag.
I've said enough for today. Off with you, woman!
Asshole. *walks away*
Now. Where were we?
Revising the steel.
Ah, yes. The steel.
654 units stored in Grimwulfgrad.
Not bad, Grimwulf. Not bad.
Hmpf. Still not enough for turrets.
You forget about the steel that's still in cave.
And the steel that Dreaad will bring here, sooner or later.
Even so. What good is steel without components? Well, my dear assholes, we are completely out of components.
You cannot build turrets without components. Neither turrets, nor autodoors. Even the power station will have to wait.
Thanks, Captain Obvious. I'm lucky to have you with me.
Without components the progress of Grimwulfgrad and entire KKK is paralized. You should send Azira and Kalin to mine compacted machinery in the area.
I remember some compacted machinery in Gulag. Send Dreaad a message. 10 components for 1 meal sounds fair to me.
Dreaad is dead. Poor lacgirl is looking for a new fap idol as we speak.
You should treat lacgirl better, Grimwulf.
Unlike hello friend and Dreaad, she is useful. A well-versed all-rounder. You need more universal specialists like her. People who can do whatever needs to be done.
You need professional builders and engineers.
Who do you think you're talking to?
And what if you die? What will happen to KKK in that case?
I will never die.
I used to think like that too, not so long ago.
You aren't quite dead, are you, Sparkles? I wish you were, though.
Want to get rid of me? You know what to do.
Fark off. By the way, Nelson. Tell me one thing as an undead expert. Why do I see the three of you, but not the others who died here?
Others?
Yeah, you know. Like Manbear and others who tried to attack this place?
Oh. I honestly don't know. This place is cursed in a weird way. I do have a theory of sorts, but--
Tell me. I LOVE theories. Does it involve German conspiracies?
No, Servant. Sorry.
*sigh* Go on anyway.
We already know that some souls are trapped here in KKK if they have some kind of unfinished business. But why don't we see all those people buried in the graveyard?
Because they have no soul?
The Germans surely don't.
Because those who attempt to cause harm to KKK - raid, destroy, kill kolonists, etc. - are granted peaceful afterlife on the spot.
I don't believe in afterlife. Only in respawn.
Granted by whom, Nelson?
I don't know, Grimwulf. By God? Razing KKK might be considered a holy mission up there in Heaven.
That's a bullshit theory, Nelson.
At least it explains why don't I see Dreaad's angry ghost.
Are you sure he's dead?
I am. He never showed up his lazy ass today. People like Dreaad cannot survive in Gulag for long.
Good riddance, I say.
What's our next step regarding Grimwulfgrad?
Look for components, empty and seal the cave, finish the last section - crematory. I think it will be wiser to invest some components in two separate batteries and a wind turbine. You saw how fast are those turrets draining our main batteries.
Yes, it will do us no good in case of long battle.
KKK haven't seen real battles in a long time. Very strange, considering how incredibly lucky you are.
Not only battles, we also don't receive any caravans. Seems like others have forgotten about our existence.
OR they are carefully preparing a large-scale assault as we speak.
Later that morning.
A bit later.
Meanwhile.
Later that evening.
I am so sick of this place. Of how they treat me. I am a man of noble bloodline! Born and forged with dignity! I am hello friend, not Greenbutt.
Maybe I could escape, but where else to go? Live in Gulag with Dreaad?
Grimwulf tells me to work harder and always stay alert. Because if I won't work hard, he will beat me to death with balalaika. And if I won't stay alert, sinister plantlife will cut my feet clean off.
At the end of the day Grimwulf overlooked Grimwulfgrad and told us he is "content".
Content.
I don't know how much longer I can last.
But there is still hope. I overheard Kalin's conversation with lacgirl.
It seems that after Grimwulfgrad is done and growing season is over, we shall being working on the new KKK, located in that vast territory we managed to secure. Only respectable citizens will be allowed to live in KKK.
While the rest of us will dwell in the "old KKK" - this very place we live now. It will turn into a ghetto.
It's a long shot to be sure, and that information is unreliable at best.
But if Grimwulf, Azira and Kalin move to a new place, leaving me here in the ghetto... I'll be the local authority! The Ghetto Kommissar hello friend!
Newcomers will lick my toenails and polish my green heels. I will live like a LORD that I am! Beautiful.
Maybe I could escape, but where else to go? Live in Gulag with Dreaad?
Grimwulf tells me to work harder and always stay alert. Because if I won't work hard, he will beat me to death with balalaika. And if I won't stay alert, sinister plantlife will cut my feet clean off.
At the end of the day Grimwulf overlooked Grimwulfgrad and told us he is "content".
Content.
I don't know how much longer I can last.
But there is still hope. I overheard Kalin's conversation with lacgirl.
It seems that after Grimwulfgrad is done and growing season is over, we shall being working on the new KKK, located in that vast territory we managed to secure. Only respectable citizens will be allowed to live in KKK.
While the rest of us will dwell in the "old KKK" - this very place we live now. It will turn into a ghetto.
It's a long shot to be sure, and that information is unreliable at best.
But if Grimwulf, Azira and Kalin move to a new place, leaving me here in the ghetto... I'll be the local authority! The Ghetto Kommissar hello friend!
Newcomers will lick my toenails and polish my green heels. I will live like a LORD that I am! Beautiful.
Later that night.
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Farkin' power shortage. Flickering light and failing heater ain't helping my sleep.
Adding more turbines and solar generators to this power station makes no sense. I want to get out of this shithole and move to the TRU KKK.
I can hear it calling for me.
No wait, it's just the voices.
Anyway. Power shortrage.
Can't live like that. Grimwulfgrad needs its own power supply. If only our steel budget allowed to...
Screw the budget! I'll fix this issue today.
A turbine, a solar generator, two batteries, and a modest power cable. 300-310 units of steel and 9 components. KKK has plenty of steel, but components... Damnable components.
Ok, let's see. First of all, we can deconstruct steel autodoors.
Because I want GRANITE autodoors there. Muh vision.
Next, we have a few spots in the mountain containing compacted machinery. Two of them between Grimwulfgrad and Prosperwall.
Another one to the west of Grimwulfgrad.
One more in Gulag, but that's too far away.
Mining components will be the priority task for Kalin and Azira.
Gonna b a glorious, productive day.
Adding more turbines and solar generators to this power station makes no sense. I want to get out of this shithole and move to the TRU KKK.
I can hear it calling for me.
No wait, it's just the voices.
Anyway. Power shortrage.
Can't live like that. Grimwulfgrad needs its own power supply. If only our steel budget allowed to...
Screw the budget! I'll fix this issue today.
A turbine, a solar generator, two batteries, and a modest power cable. 300-310 units of steel and 9 components. KKK has plenty of steel, but components... Damnable components.
Ok, let's see. First of all, we can deconstruct steel autodoors.
Because I want GRANITE autodoors there. Muh vision.
Next, we have a few spots in the mountain containing compacted machinery. Two of them between Grimwulfgrad and Prosperwall.
Another one to the west of Grimwulfgrad.
One more in Gulag, but that's too far away.
Mining components will be the priority task for Kalin and Azira.
Gonna b a glorious, productive day.
5th of Spring, 5501
One hour later.
Meanwhile.
Later that morning.
A bit later.
Meanwhile in Gulag.
Later that day.
Power, unlimited power!!
I'm building power stations faster than Kalin mines granite. Pathetic.
Kommissar Grimwulf doesn't cut it anymore. Not grim enough.
Grim Demigod Kommissar Grimwulf. Yeah. That's more like it.
I'm building power stations faster than Kalin mines granite. Pathetic.
Kommissar Grimwulf doesn't cut it anymore. Not grim enough.
Grim Demigod Kommissar Grimwulf. Yeah. That's more like it.
Meanwhile in Gulag.
Meanwhile in KKK.
A bit later.
Later that night.
Midnight in KKK.
Main Hall consists of two zones:
1) Dining/Gathering Zone, for all our talking and eating needs.
2) Chill/Social Zone, for relazing and living kommie dream.
Kitchen is quite large, with two electric cooking stoves and a fueled one (in case of power crisis). Also sporting a butcher's table and free space for brewery.
This building has two fridges:
1) Large Fridge - for all dem raw ingridients and dead animals.
2) Small fridge - for cooked meals and alcohol.
1) Dining/Gathering Zone, for all our talking and eating needs.
2) Chill/Social Zone, for relazing and living kommie dream.
Kitchen is quite large, with two electric cooking stoves and a fueled one (in case of power crisis). Also sporting a butcher's table and free space for brewery.
This building has two fridges:
1) Large Fridge - for all dem raw ingridients and dead animals.
2) Small fridge - for cooked meals and alcohol.
Kommissar's Private Quarters - Grimwulf's new home. Designed to be the most safe and secluded room in KKK. Because Kommissar has enemies both inside and outside of the Kolony.
Intelligence Center - the gathering place of kommunistic masterminds.
Hydroponics Gallery - sporting two sun lamps and 26 basins. We'll never have enough steel and components to finish this project.
Intelligence Center - the gathering place of kommunistic masterminds.
Hydroponics Gallery - sporting two sun lamps and 26 basins. We'll never have enough steel and components to finish this project.
The owners will be free to choose the furniture placement, floor material, carpet color and whatnot.
Small 2x2 apartments with a single bed, a door and a vent shaft. Behind the vent shaft is a heater. 1 heater for 3 apartments. Should be pretty self-explainable.
Of course the heater won't work effectively, but residents shouldn't be freezing to death at nights. Hopefully.
Of course the heater won't work effectively, but residents shouldn't be freezing to death at nights. Hopefully.
Without columns the roof will collapse.
Maybe not worth to split the territory into so many different workshops. In fact, maybe it's better to make One Massive Factory of Red Glory, and set every type of production there.
Working all together is always merrier!
Working all together is always merrier!
It's pretty secure here, on the safe side of Grimwulfgrad. No other reason for setting a power station here.
The battery "hive" can be either placed in the mountain to the south, or around future geothermal generator to the north.
The battery "hive" can be either placed in the mountain to the south, or around future geothermal generator to the north.
Commentary below the map.
1. RED BASE (working title)
- Home for the ruling elite and prominent citizens of KKK.
- Only citizens of KKK will be able to live and work here. Others might visit Red Base if they get an invitation from one of the residents.
- Citizenship is only granted if the ruling elite votes for it unanimously.
- Empty area around cryo facility is reserved for hospital. Can't be arsed to scheme it right now. Hospital is a very resource demanding project.
2. Ogorodi / Огороды / Fields
- For all our growing season activities.
- Will contain some sort of temporary barracks built into the caves around. Ghetto dwellers can live and work here during growing season.
- Of course, we won't use this area during current growing season. It's simply too far away.
3. Commons
- Warehouses and factories.
- Will be availiable for both KKK citizens and ghetto dwellers.
- The productive center of the Kolony.
4. Main Power Station
- The place of Power.
5. Grimwulfgrad
- The place of Glory.
6. Ghetto
- The place of Filth.
- Ghetto will be fully self-sufficient. It will have its own power station, living quarters, growing fields, etc.
- Will be ruled by its own Kommissar. He can do whatever he wants with his subordinates, but must obey the Kommissar of KKK.
- People will be free to live in the Ghetto if they like it there. If they don't, they might apply for citizenship. The ruling elite will come up with a test/bribe, and then vote.
- Ghetto dwellers will be frontline fighters during battles. Citizens will be better equipped and enjoy generally safer positions in battle.
- KKK's prison will be located in the Ghetto. Naturally.
- The Ghetto will pay huge taxes and tributes to KKK. In fact, 99% of what the Ghetto produces belongs to KKK.
7. Gulag (not on the map)
- Rock Bottom.
- Banished to Gulag stay there forever.
- The only way to come back from Gulag is if every citizen of KKK agrees to pardon the criminal. For some reason.
1. RED BASE (working title)
- Home for the ruling elite and prominent citizens of KKK.
- Only citizens of KKK will be able to live and work here. Others might visit Red Base if they get an invitation from one of the residents.
- Citizenship is only granted if the ruling elite votes for it unanimously.
- Empty area around cryo facility is reserved for hospital. Can't be arsed to scheme it right now. Hospital is a very resource demanding project.
2. Ogorodi / Огороды / Fields
- For all our growing season activities.
- Will contain some sort of temporary barracks built into the caves around. Ghetto dwellers can live and work here during growing season.
- Of course, we won't use this area during current growing season. It's simply too far away.
3. Commons
- Warehouses and factories.
- Will be availiable for both KKK citizens and ghetto dwellers.
- The productive center of the Kolony.
4. Main Power Station
- The place of Power.
5. Grimwulfgrad
- The place of Glory.
6. Ghetto
- The place of Filth.
- Ghetto will be fully self-sufficient. It will have its own power station, living quarters, growing fields, etc.
- Will be ruled by its own Kommissar. He can do whatever he wants with his subordinates, but must obey the Kommissar of KKK.
- People will be free to live in the Ghetto if they like it there. If they don't, they might apply for citizenship. The ruling elite will come up with a test/bribe, and then vote.
- Ghetto dwellers will be frontline fighters during battles. Citizens will be better equipped and enjoy generally safer positions in battle.
- KKK's prison will be located in the Ghetto. Naturally.
- The Ghetto will pay huge taxes and tributes to KKK. In fact, 99% of what the Ghetto produces belongs to KKK.
7. Gulag (not on the map)
- Rock Bottom.
- Banished to Gulag stay there forever.
- The only way to come back from Gulag is if every citizen of KKK agrees to pardon the criminal. For some reason.
MAKE YOUR KEY CHOICE
Sorry men, but there won't be an update next weekend (16th, 17th of July). Grimwulf will be drinkin' on the coasts of Black Sea.
This is why the current voting is complex. Take yer time to think and discuss things. Also, I am open to all kinds of general suggestions. I like to plan general layout ahead, but the rest of KKK is a bit sketchy right now.
Suggest names to zones and buildings. How should we call Red Base / Kremlin of KKK?
Remember, we are building KKK together. We are building it forme me.
This is why the current voting is complex. Take yer time to think and discuss things. Also, I am open to all kinds of general suggestions. I like to plan general layout ahead, but the rest of KKK is a bit sketchy right now.
Suggest names to zones and buildings. How should we call Red Base / Kremlin of KKK?
Remember, we are building KKK together. We are building it for
Grimwulfgrad is almost done. If we end up with a few days to spare before growing season, we should use them to:
1. Improve our current dwellings (the Ghetto). Maybe build a larger fridge and finish the goddamn town hall already.
2. Start working on Red Base. The sooner it will happen - the better.
3. Do something retarded. *input your own option*
1. Improve our current dwellings (the Ghetto). Maybe build a larger fridge and finish the goddamn town hall already.
2. Start working on Red Base. The sooner it will happen - the better.
3. Do something retarded. *input your own option*
Double beds in barracks?
1. Yes. Move old unfashionable single beds to the prison. Build glorious double beds instead of them. Azira sleeps with lacgirl, Kalin sleeps with hello friend.
2. No. Are you crazy or smth?
1. Yes. Move old unfashionable single beds to the prison. Build glorious double beds instead of them. Azira sleeps with lacgirl, Kalin sleeps with hello friend.
2. No. Are you crazy or smth?
Azira said lacgirl is pregnant. What do we do about it?
1. She eats for two. No food to spare! Freeze in the cryo casket. We'll figure something out. Later.
2. Banish that whore to Gulag.
3. Rejoice! Children are potatoes of life! Take care of lacgirl.
1. She eats for two. No food to spare! Freeze in the cryo casket. We'll figure something out. Later.
2. Banish that whore to Gulag.
3. Rejoice! Children are potatoes of life! Take care of lacgirl.
How should we entertain the tourists?
1. Shoot them all with turrets. Duh.
2. Eh. They seem to be entertained already.
1. Shoot them all with turrets. Duh.
2. Eh. They seem to be entertained already.
Obviously, Grimwulf, Azira and Kalin have earned their right to live and prosper in Red Base. But what about lacgirl? Is she worthy enough to become a citizen of KKK?
1. Yes. She bears someone's kommunistic child, after all.
2. Not yet. She belongs to the Ghetto/Gulag.
1. Yes. She bears someone's kommunistic child, after all.
2. Not yet. She belongs to the Ghetto/Gulag.
Technically, you can reject citizenship for whatever reason. Do you want to become a citizen?
1. Why, yes. I am a renowned doctor and a sir. I earned this citizenship by birthright!
2. No, thank you. Living a luxury kommie dream is not my cup of tea.
1. Why, yes. I am a renowned doctor and a sir. I earned this citizenship by birthright!
2. No, thank you. Living a luxury kommie dream is not my cup of tea.
The same goes for you, eyemonger. Citizen or naught?
1. Private house? Yes. Just... yes.
2. The Ghetto is my life. I live in the suburbs, I bash criminals to death. My place is right here, sleeping under Encourager Mk. I.
1. Private house? Yes. Just... yes.
2. The Ghetto is my life. I live in the suburbs, I bash criminals to death. My place is right here, sleeping under Encourager Mk. I.
Hello, Dreaad. I want to play a game.
You are living alone in Gulag, holding moderately well. There is a chance for you to last until growing season. But how will you prepare for it?
You have the following:
- 29 berries;
- 40 steel;
- 60 granite blocks;
- 238 tortoise leather;
- 113 muffalo leather;
- 1 house containing a bed and stonecutter's bench;
- 1 wife.
Technically, you are free to do whatever you want. Gulag is all about freedom and survival. Be mindful, though - you are vulnerable here in case of enemy attack. All you can do is lock inside your hut. Behind a wooden door...
You can listen to the VOICES and follow their advices. All thanks to magic berries. Or you can choose one of the following general strategical approaches, and let teh drunk game master decide the rest:
1. Mine steel, cut stones, hoard the goodies to bribe your way back to KKK.
2. Build research bench, make sinister plans all days long.
3. Start a new life here in Gulag. Consider building a wall or some other way to defend yourself. Find a power solution. Do your best to prepare for growing season.
Optional additional choices:
4. Kill that "friend" of your wife.
5. In fact, kill your wife. That cold-ass bitch.
You are living alone in Gulag, holding moderately well. There is a chance for you to last until growing season. But how will you prepare for it?
You have the following:
- 29 berries;
- 40 steel;
- 60 granite blocks;
- 238 tortoise leather;
- 113 muffalo leather;
- 1 house containing a bed and stonecutter's bench;
- 1 wife.
Technically, you are free to do whatever you want. Gulag is all about freedom and survival. Be mindful, though - you are vulnerable here in case of enemy attack. All you can do is lock inside your hut. Behind a wooden door...
You can listen to the VOICES and follow their advices. All thanks to magic berries. Or you can choose one of the following general strategical approaches, and let teh drunk game master decide the rest:
1. Mine steel, cut stones, hoard the goodies to bribe your way back to KKK.
2. Build research bench, make sinister plans all days long.
3. Start a new life here in Gulag. Consider building a wall or some other way to defend yourself. Find a power solution. Do your best to prepare for growing season.
Optional additional choices:
4. Kill that "friend" of your wife.
5. In fact, kill your wife. That cold-ass bitch.
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hello friend
Arcane
Smart move, putting me in charge of gardening. I have a green thumb 
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I know I should have plenty of time, but still I want to make sure to vote, so here goes:
Poll 1: 1, finish the Ghetto, once that is done, we can focus completely on the Red Keep.
Poll 2: 2, double beds? Nope.
Poll 3: 3, as long as we do have food to spare (and we currently do), we don't want to freeze our best cook.
Poll 4: 2, the tourists are not harmful. Let them feast their eyes on our glory, they shall return home with tales to regale to their comrades, and soon our ranks will swell!
Poll 5: 2, lacgirl is not ready. Not yet. Personally, I feel hello friend is closer to earning his citizenship.
Personal question: 1, but of course!
Poll 1: 1, finish the Ghetto, once that is done, we can focus completely on the Red Keep.
Poll 2: 2, double beds? Nope.
Poll 3: 3, as long as we do have food to spare (and we currently do), we don't want to freeze our best cook.
Poll 4: 2, the tourists are not harmful. Let them feast their eyes on our glory, they shall return home with tales to regale to their comrades, and soon our ranks will swell!
Poll 5: 2, lacgirl is not ready. Not yet. Personally, I feel hello friend is closer to earning his citizenship.
Personal question: 1, but of course!
Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
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Lizzurd
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ThisNameIsFree
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You need heaters only in sleeping rooms and greenhouse. People don't care about temperature in other places as long as it's not -50C or so. Just connect kitchen to fridge directly, no doors needed - less door walking more working. Also put all workbenches in one room - you can connect all of them to 2 tool cabinets (+12% work speed).
Planned Kolony unexpectedly lack prison, torture room and mausoleum.
Planned Kolony unexpectedly lack prison, torture room and mausoleum.
They get a mood drop for sleeping in the cold, actually.
- Prison will stay in the Ghetto;
- Torture room is whenever Azira performs treatment;
- Mausoleum I should have planned, yes.
Grimwulf,
I think the power station is too close to the fortress. If Grimwulfgrad is overrun you will lose access to your power source and it may be damaged during fighting. Also, I think the colony in general needs more walls. A wall should separate each of the different districts, an especially big wall should block off the ghetto- maybe even a mini fort- in case of internal unrest. The roads between buildings should be as few as possible and very narrow. This will all serve to improve the defensive capabilities of the KKK while simultaneously breaking the spirit of potential dissidents.
Lastly, I think the storage facilities are too small. Maybe they should be built into the northern mountains so they can be easily enlarged. But I haven't played this game so I may be wrong about this and everything I just wrote.
And maybe a special V.I.P hotel in the heart of Red Base tosubvert convince visitors of the wonders of kommunism. The place should be rigged so that the guests may be destroyed at anytime with special devices like hidden turrets and should be easily sealed shut to trap them in. But it should appear safe and welcoming.
(Does having a fancy guest room improve relations with outsiders?)
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Poll 1
Begin broadcasting kommunist propaganda, perfect job for hello friend. Non-stop 24/7 broadcasting of subversive thoughts and lies. Didn't you research a technology that allows communications with outsiders? If this is impossible then build Red Base most important project of their lives.
Poll 2
double beds in ghetto make colonists warmer? I don't know what could happen if everyone sleeps together. Undecided
Poll3
take care of lacgirl she is a treasure ~
Poll4
Detain them.
I think the power station is too close to the fortress. If Grimwulfgrad is overrun you will lose access to your power source and it may be damaged during fighting. Also, I think the colony in general needs more walls. A wall should separate each of the different districts, an especially big wall should block off the ghetto- maybe even a mini fort- in case of internal unrest. The roads between buildings should be as few as possible and very narrow. This will all serve to improve the defensive capabilities of the KKK while simultaneously breaking the spirit of potential dissidents.
Lastly, I think the storage facilities are too small. Maybe they should be built into the northern mountains so they can be easily enlarged. But I haven't played this game so I may be wrong about this and everything I just wrote.
And maybe a special V.I.P hotel in the heart of Red Base to
(Does having a fancy guest room improve relations with outsiders?)
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Poll 1
Begin broadcasting kommunist propaganda, perfect job for hello friend. Non-stop 24/7 broadcasting of subversive thoughts and lies. Didn't you research a technology that allows communications with outsiders? If this is impossible then build Red Base most important project of their lives.
Poll 2
double beds in ghetto make colonists warmer? I don't know what could happen if everyone sleeps together. Undecided
Poll3
take care of lacgirl she is a treasure ~
Poll4
Detain them.
If we lose Grimwulfgrad, dat power station will be the least of our problems.
It won't be damaged during fighting, though. There is a granite wall separating generators from the killing grounds.
More walls and narrow roads is the way of komminism.
I'll think of a way to implelent this suggestion.I also thought about making Grimwulfgrad and all Prosperwalls thicker. Another layer of walls doesn't have any practical use, but it looks badass.
15x15 is the maximum range of SPACE BEACON you can see on the screenshots in the center of warehouses. I can build more of them for sure, but if I make larger ones some of the wares will be out of beacon's reach.
Those beacons allow us to trade with starships on the orbit. In theory.
In practice, nobody orbits this stinking planet, piece of crap.
I have no idea how to assign guest zoens.
They seem to like staying in Grimwulfgrad.Nope.
Me neither
1 - Make the Kolonists suffer a while longer as they improve their own current situation marginally. That way they'll appreciate the comforts of Kommunism more in the future once the true KKK is finished.
1 - Surely sharing some comfy beds will help them socialize and develop a stronger sense of Kommunity, right?
3 - Ha! "Taking care" even though XVI century barbers had better treatments and tools.
2 - Let them live. And maybe even leave too.
2 - Suffer not the tranny to Prosper.
1 - Surely sharing some comfy beds will help them socialize and develop a stronger sense of Kommunity, right?
3 - Ha! "Taking care" even though XVI century barbers had better treatments and tools.
2 - Let them live. And maybe even leave too.
2 - Suffer not the tranny to Prosper.
Sort of. Build a space ship and get out of planet TO SPACE!
But that ain't gonna happen in a long, long time. If it even happens at all.
ThisNameIsFree
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I am looking forward to actual fort performance. I mean it have soo many weak points. Lets hope you never see something like pirates with triple launchers or 50+ manhanting boomrats
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1:2 New rooms closer to working place.
2:2 No. Double beds for not lovers give negative thoughts (shared bed as i recall)
3:3 Plenty of food in fridge + growing season. No problem.
4:2 They don't have anything of value.
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Oh that'd be something. After all the trials of Grimwulfgrad, escape to space only for Azira to crash the ship AGAIN.
Dreaad
Arcane
If the berries are hallucinogenic and addictive I will become the hermit drug dealer.
As for my wife, I don't condone violence, but I will tell lacgirl about her, surely that's a master plan.
As for my wife, I don't condone violence, but I will tell lacgirl about her, surely that's a master plan.
1: Start work on red base. Maybe instead of walling off the mined out iron vein in grimwulfgaard, add a stone door and keep wood and uranium stored there? Also, instead of the Kremlin, Red Base should be the Grimlin.
2: Double beds. But mix it up to prevent unproductive fraternising. Kalin sleeps with Lacgirl. Azira sleeps with Hello Friend. Everyone is equally upset.
3: 3. Even with double rations, she's adequate at hauling shit. We need every pair of hands for thered base Grimlin.
4: 2. They don't have anything we need right now. And retaliatory raids will delay the construction of the Grimlin.
5: 2. If dreaad gets pardonned from Gulag, we can consider her citizenship. But the ghetto kommissar must have someone to lord over.
2: Double beds. But mix it up to prevent unproductive fraternising. Kalin sleeps with Lacgirl. Azira sleeps with Hello Friend. Everyone is equally upset.
3: 3. Even with double rations, she's adequate at hauling shit. We need every pair of hands for the
4: 2. They don't have anything we need right now. And retaliatory raids will delay the construction of the Grimlin.
5: 2. If dreaad gets pardonned from Gulag, we can consider her citizenship. But the ghetto kommissar must have someone to lord over.
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SmartCheetah
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Double walls are actually kinda viable, especially when enemies bring their engineers to drill some holes. Gives you more time to prepare (as they'd probably dodge the Grimwulfgrad alltogether.)
Also, boot is right. You'll need to work on the power source if you don't want to get screwed. I prefer to place cables in the walls, because it's harder to fuck them up (Which would kill your turrets)
One of the worst thing I've done once was placing cables in the middle of my fortifications. I remember a sole grenade destroying a piece of cable, which turned off all of my automated defences.
One more room I'm always building in my colonies - arsenal/armory. Holding only armor and weapons in there. Much more easier to find and compare all the crap.
Also, boot is right. You'll need to work on the power source if you don't want to get screwed. I prefer to place cables in the walls, because it's harder to fuck them up (Which would kill your turrets)
One of the worst thing I've done once was placing cables in the middle of my fortifications. I remember a sole grenade destroying a piece of cable, which turned off all of my automated defences.
One more room I'm always building in my colonies - arsenal/armory. Holding only armor and weapons in there. Much more easier to find and compare all the crap.
Armory in my most recent colony:
Glorious triple update!
1. 2, maybe the Kolonists will work harder to leave the ghetto sooner.
2. 1, will hopefully develop a sense of Kommunity. Or, just be awkward and hilarious.
3. 3, the Kolony does need more potatoes.
4. 2, more manpower is essential. Try to convert, if possible.
5. 1, Lacgirl is more man than half the Kolony, perhaps literally.
1. 2, maybe the Kolonists will work harder to leave the ghetto sooner.
2. 1, will hopefully develop a sense of Kommunity. Or, just be awkward and hilarious.
3. 3, the Kolony does need more potatoes.
4. 2, more manpower is essential. Try to convert, if possible.
5. 1, Lacgirl is more man than half the Kolony, perhaps literally.
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