Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Season 1

[Horus]

It's painfully obvious you did't hear about our great lord and savior TURRETS.

Hivemind said I should forget about turrets.

Well we don't need capitalistic death machines when we have cannon fodder loyal soldiers of motherland.

 

[ThisNameIsFree]

They can walk through open doors (command keep door open). Which means it's possible trap them in the room using 2 doors. But this is too risky since your base not sealed yet. If they decide rush base instead... Just leave them be.

 

[Reinhardt]

 

[Kalin]

Mistah you betta take ur stinkin weeaboo shit and walk rite outta this thread!

Spoiler

 

[Reinhardt]

Mistah you betta take ur stinkin weeaboo shit and walk rite outta this thread!

They speak english, so it's ok.

 

[boot]

Can you lure it using food? If not, building a wall around it sounds good. Dedicate it to the great leader.

This game seems fucking absurd. Need brewery soon to keep comrades sane, and help seduce Ian.

 

[Grimwulf]

Can you lure it using food?

Nope. It will just wander around, not giving a damn about anything. Until something or someone pisses it off - then it turns into a killing machine.

 

[boot]

oy vey

 

[hello friend]

Let sleeping dogs lie. Give peace a chance. Live to fight another day.

 

[Lagole Gon]

DON'T.

Leave it for now. Wait for merchants/visitors. If we're lucky we can lure Thrumbo into them.

 

[Space Insect]

Just leave it for now. We don't want anyone to die... yet.

 

[Reinhardt]

Can we "release" Ian and let her fight creature after first shots? Or she will just leave map if released?

 

[Grimwulf]

Or she will just leave map if released?

This.

 

[Azira]

Leave it be. We should focus on building the base, not shooting at a docile creature. At least not one that can easily kill us. At the very least, not while we still have dog testicles to feed to our reluctant recruit..

 

[Reinhardt]

Or she will just leave map if released?

This.

Tsk. Another da kunnin plan failed...

 

[boot]

Think of the profits. All the cool stuff that could be bought. There must be a ton of meat on it, too. Overcoming obstacles through sheer hard labor sounds like communism to me, and there are probably no risks involved, right?

 

[Luka-boy]

Nah. Maybe next time after you have more cannon fodder.

 

[Dreaad]

Can we get the elk to attack it..... and make the other deer agro on it?

 

[Grimwulf]

Can we get the elk to attack it..... and make the other deer agro on it?

If someone bothers to invest time and food into training an ELK to obey commands, then yes. We can order our elk to attack thrumbo. And die right away (player cannot control animals directly, once the animal attacks - there is no going back).

I see two major problems with this plan:
1. Thrumbo will go away from the map long before we finish training that stupid elk.
2. Trainng process itself might be complicated, mostly because I'm gonna slaughter this elk in the morning and turn it into shashlik.

 

[Dreaad]

NOOOOOOOO I want a pet elk!

I will convince grim the elk would make a worthy addition to our defenses. Ffs one of those things crippled Kalin for life.

 

[Inf0mercial]

Keep in mind that once when i tried to lure a Thrumbo into turrets it just ran off the map after my hunter shot it, in any case do you really need the money or the meat?

 

[Bliblablubb]

And once again a female joins the colony. This time it's not a man/ex-man/trannie, but... an elk. Confirmed bachelor pad.

Can we rename that thing to "The Party"? In Kommunist Kolony, the party visits/spies/hunts you!

Welcome to the SSR, the Superior Socialist Rimjobworld.
:russia:
Time to print the CCCP merchandise.

 

[Grimwulf]

Awright, it's decided we ignore thrumbo for now.

in any case do you really need the money or the meat?

We certainly need money. But maybe there will be other opportunities to make profit.

Can we rename that thing to "The Party"?

Unfortunately, you can't rename animals in Rimworld. Aslo, all elks must die!

 

[Reinhardt]

We certainly need money.

Real kommunists don't need money!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

We certainly need money.

Real kommunists don't need money!

But without removing cash from capitalist economy, how else will we establish supremacy of communist?