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So here is a question how the fuck are outside forts supposed to survive sieges? Inside my mountains i am fine i can ignore them unless they get a lucky shot on my outside power lines to solar stations, but building outside forts??? Do steel houses prevent Mortar bombardment? I can't find an answer and i figure i would ask before i get around to making a game just to test. Is there anyway to block mortar shots besides mountain homes?
 

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So here is a question how the fuck are outside forts supposed to survive sieges?

You can always attack yourself, attempt to break the siege. Just go there and kill everybody. Or snipe enemy builders before they set up mortars. Or use your own mortars.

Is there anyway to block mortar shots besides mountain homes?

Probably not, but who cares? They have extremely low accuracy. Unless you're trying to hit a crowd of people, mortars will most likely miss. So usually you need to build a bunch of mortars and secure a large stock of shells if you plan to rely on them at some point.
 

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So here is a question how the fuck are outside forts supposed to survive sieges?

You can always attack yourself, attempt to break the siege. Just go there and kill everybody. Or snipe enemy builders before they set up mortars. Or use your own mortars.

Is there anyway to block mortar shots besides mountain homes?

Probably not, but who cares? They have extremely low accuracy. Unless you're trying to hit a crowd of people, mortars will most likely miss. So usually you need to build a bunch of mortars and secure a large stock of shells if you plan to rely on them at some point.

Its the fact that Mortar goes through roofs and bad Accuracy? That doesn't matter when i have 5 guys who can't attack the 7 guys they set up the mortar (in one case two) and then they have 30 shells to lob at me, had this happen 3 times in a row different forts every time they come with like 20-30 shells and bombard into the base. Also every single siege i have had has a sniper or two with them and outnumber me, and i have captured every single person i could.

This nearly feels like i am forced to build into the mountain as i can't prevent them from bombarding my bedrooms and killing colonists in their beds. Not a big issue just annoys the shit outa me as it prevents outside forts i would like to use.
 

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I for one, am looking forward to the winter. When it's snowy outside and the interior is crowded, it will either lead to a massive slaughter among the cabin fever'd KommuKolonists, or much ... butthurt.

The colonists now love, hate, abuse, cheat, dominate, friendzone, and basically just SPAM MAJOR DRAMA almost every day.
We were promised emotionally engaging romances Fifty Shades of Butthurt after all!
I almost feel sorry for Kalinski if Trudy the chubby mamushka doesn't return in time... Nah, just kidding. +M
 

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This nearly feels like i am forced to build into the mountain as i can't prevent them from bombarding my bedrooms and killing colonists in their beds. Not a big issue just annoys the shit outa me as it prevents outside forts i would like to use.

Building into the mountain has its own disadvantages, and losing bedrooms is not as tragic as it seems. Worse things could happen to your colony, trust me on that.

We were promised emotionally engaging romances Fifty Shades of Butthurt after all!

We don't have any females in the colony yet. And all males are kind of indifferent to each other. Also, no family members.

But just you wait.
 

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By the way Grimwulf i am now scared to shit to keep my people in the same room as i had bugs burst up in my doctors room luckily she survived but trying to kill bugs in a 3x3 room with a door?
:shredder:

I ended up sending a brave man forward to get beaten up while 2 guys shot the giant spiders in the face, one of my best shots is the chef so he gets to cook his kill and see what it tastes like, nearly forgot to kill the actual hive, i did consider walling it off and installing a turret for a constant food source but my base layout is fucked enough as it is.
 

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So here is a question how the fuck are outside forts supposed to survive sieges? Inside my mountains i am fine i can ignore them unless they get a lucky shot on my outside power lines to solar stations, but building outside forts??? Do steel houses prevent Mortar bombardment? I can't find an answer and i figure i would ask before i get around to making a game just to test. Is there anyway to block mortar shots besides mountain homes?

Outside an unlucky siege when you've only got your starting three, particularly if they're poor ranged combatants, you counter-attack immediately. The sieging AI is pretty passive, so it's like shooting fish in a barrel for the first part of the engagement. Once you've killed a couple and they decide to charge, you'll likely be able to outrun them and reach the safety of your turrets in base.

Also, replace the walls for key structures (freezers particularly) with stone ones as soon as possible, otherwise an unlucky incendiary round can easily screw up your entire base as you'll be unable to fight fires in cramped, interior spaces and they'll quickly get out of control.
 

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*Snores louder than nuclear explosion*

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*Throws boots at Grimwulf, but misses* Fucking eye, piece of shit. Fucking Grimwulf too. This ain't no life.

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I'll go for a walk, men.

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Can't sleep to his snoring too, eh?

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No, it's not that. I have a feeling about the upcoming day. A bad feeling.

13th of Fall, 5500

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*shivers* Gotta get a grip.

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What is wrong with you, weather?

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I will tell you ungrateful bastards how to deal with cold weather. It's a slav secret. Are you ready? ARE YOU?!

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Vodka?

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Squatting?

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AND GRUELING LABOUR! That's it, now both of you are officially slavs. Na zdorovie!

One hour later.

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RYAN, what a coincidence! Didn't know you are chillin' at the same club. It's pretty cool here, right?

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Y-yes. V-very c-c-c-cool. J-just c-c-chilling.

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You're looking good, Ryan. Working out? Eating well?

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K-k-kill me.

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Feeding you this particular shashlik batch is basically the same! I mean, can you even stand the smell? Holy hell, I wouldn't be surprised if that one is made of Servant. Did I tell you about Servant? A great man, a heroic man. He believed in this colony, and died to defend it. And nobody had to convince him, RYAN.

Later this morning.


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*pssshhhh* Anybody still alive out there? Come in.

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*psshhh* This is Grim Crimson speaking, Karl Marx incarnated. State your political views at once. Over.

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*psh pshh* Hehe, sorry for that. Our leader Grimwulf here has a weird sense of humour. Or maybe he's gone nuts again, you never know. So, who are you?

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We came from the District to help.

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Oh. More guys who just love stabbing mechos with kitchen knives. *sigh* Really glad to have you with us.

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Hey! My group volunteered to come here and save your sorry asses. And I'm only doing it for the sake of one particular drunkard, who might or might not even be here. Show some fucking appreciation.

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Let me guess. You are looking for Grimwulf.

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No. For the pilot who crashed that excuse of a starship. Azira.

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Wait. Nelson?

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Come over here, elder brother. It's been too long.

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It's really you. When a stranger told me that your ship crash landed in this area, I thought he was bullshittin' me. What. The HELL. Are you doing here, Azira?

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Oh, you know. Was flying near this system, saw this planet, thought about your bar. Then remembered that you still owe me 70 credits. So. Why not pay you a visit, I thought?

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Why not? WHY NOT?! Maybe because the orbit has more space junk than you can dodge in sober state! But, looking at how far from the District you crashed, I'm sure you wasn't sober when it happened! How could your captain allow this?

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He might have been *coughs* sleeping. Deeply. I didn't want to wake him up just to ask his permission for a little detour.

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So you basically crashed the ship, killing god knows how many people on board, just because you were looking for the nearest bar?!

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Let's not forget 70 credits you owe me.

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Ahem. I hate to interrupt this touching family reunion. Nelson?

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Yes. Right. Azira, meet Sparkles and the rest of my team: Palmer, Lowell and Lilith. They are capable and loyal. Time to put an end to your mechanoids problem.

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What? Wait. Forget about mechanoids - we are coming with you, to the District. It's just four of us: me, Grimwulf, Kalin, and Ry... Actually, scratch that - just three of us.

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It's not that simple, ace. The District is overpopulated. Each year more and more citizens are banished or executed. We don't accept strangers, be it someone's brothers or not.

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Remember those poor bastards who came here before us?

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The knife masters?

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Aye. They were banished too. Our Mayor would accept them back only if they killed your centipedes. In melee combat. Thus proving themselves worthy of being pardoned.

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That's just fucked up. Why are you here then?

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To tell you that those 70 credits were mine to begin with. I won that bet fair and square!

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You cheated! I was drunk, and you knew it.

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We are here, because your brother Nelson is overly sentimental. He was worried about you, and insisted that we follow his lead, and deal with your problem.

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... Yes, it is true. I want you to build your own home on this planet, Azira. Trust me, no better place for a new colony than your old ship's wreckage. That's how the District was founded, and most of other major settlements too.

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Honestly, Azira - none of us is happy to be here. Let's get this over with, for the love of god.

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Lead the way. We'll talk later.

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Ok, that's as far as we can go. I see one of them. The other must be inside the cryo facility.

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Good. Try to shoot its head or sensors, that will give us an edge. I'll draw its fire on myself while you do it. Sparkles, go tell the others to stay behind the cliffs and wait for my command. Then come back here.

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Roger that.

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Wait, I will call Grim and Kalin. *pssshhhh* Red Base, come in.

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*psshhh* Ye?

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We are about to blow up the centipedes. For real this time. Care to join?

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You want Kalin to club them to death? I can't join as well.

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Why not?

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Because I'm the ONLY ONE who actually does SOMETHING about incoming Winter! Good luck, though. Over and out.

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Impressive teamwork, Azira. Glad you still have so many friends at your age.

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You could bring me a bottle instead of sarcasm.

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I run a bar, not a charity. Are you going to shoot or not?

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Fuck's sake, Nelson. I hope you know what you are doing. Lots of men died to these 'pedes.

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Good. They must be damaged in previous encounters. Less work for us. Shoot that thing already, damn you!

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Here goes nothing. *bang*

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Did you hit it?

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Yes. And now this thing is pissed.

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That was the plan. Keep shootin'. HEEEEEEEEEEEY, YOU MECHANOID BUTTPLUG! OVER HERE!

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AARGH..!

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Nelson!

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I'm fine! Stay back! AZIRAAAH!

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*bang*

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The second centipede is here! It's shooting fucking napalm rockets!

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GOOD! Then aim for it, COME ON!

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*bang*

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Did you hit it?!

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Yes! Now both of them are coming for us!

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Sparkles, is everyone on position?

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Ready and waiting, Nelson.

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Azira, FALL BACK! Behind the cliffs, go, go!

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What are we doing, Nelson?! It's a suicide mission!

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*limping, panting* Just keep up the good work, brother.

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NELSON, WATCH OUT!

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HRGH

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NELSON!

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I'm FINE! EVERYONE ATAAAAAAACK!!!

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Watch out! *Throws grenades*

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FUCK! THEY GOT LILITH!

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I swear, these things are fucking immortal. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

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COME ON, YOU METAL PIECE OF--

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NO!!!

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Nelson, STAY DOWN! They will ignore you if y--

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AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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*psshh* Azira, come in. Have you started a fucking war out there?

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Nelson..?

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DIE, DIE, D-- AAAGH!!

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Nelson! NELSOOON! *bang* FUCK!!! *bang* *bang*

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*bang*

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Holy shit... *panting* He did it... FALL BACK! FALL BACK!!

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NO! We kill the second one! *bang* WE KILL ALL OF THEM! *bang*

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AZIRA, YOU SONOFA-- oh my god

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HOLD ON, SPARKLES! *bang*

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Valhalla, here I come! AAAAAA *throws grenade*

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A-alive? *huff* I'm still alive.

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*pshh pshhhhh* Azira, holly hell, come the fuck in. Respond! Over!

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*pshh* ... Grim.

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So you are still alive, after all! I was almost worried about you.

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... I'll be honest with you, Grim. I never thought we'll stay here for long. Maybe I was hoping to somehow return to space. Or maybe I planned on travelling to... well, some place far away. Until this day.

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Don't tell me the centipedes are dead.

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Not only the centipedes. Let's just... Let's just give this place a name, Grim. Anything will do. This is my home now.

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A bit later.

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Hmpf. Hrmf. You, uhhh, want me to stay?

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No. It's ok.

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Maybe you should say some words?

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... No.

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I'll just go then. If you need to talk, then err. You should probably talk to Kalin.

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Damn you, Nelson. I just wanted to have a drink with you. Maybe settle down like you. And now... Kalin?

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Didn't mean to interrupt.

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You didn't. I'm done here.

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Want to stay for Servant's burial?

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We didn't really know each other.

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Nobody did. The guy was crazy, plain and simple. But in a good way. I liked him.

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He was the best of us. At least the best of you.

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Will you ever give me a minute of solitude?

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Not now, that's for sure. The centipedes are dead, and Winter's bangin' at the door. Now all three of us will drop whatever we were doing, and go for scavenging. Right now!

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You could give us a moment there, Grimwulf. Nelson and Servant deserved a proper funeral.

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Graves ain't going anywhere. You can visit them any other moment you want. We have no time for sentiments. Wait, what the fuck?

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That fucking thing is still functional!

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Yeah, it can't get up though. Your warg completely destroyed its leg.

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Motherfucker.

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No time for sentiments, eh?

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Remember me?! EAT LEAD!! *opens fire*

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That's for Champion. *bang*

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Later that night.

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You're not in the talking mood, doctor Azira. Did someone die?

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...

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You can tell me, good doctor. I can help. They call people of my profession empaths - we specialize on easing the pain.

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... My brother.

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How did he die?

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Killed by a centipede.

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Did you kill that centipede?

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Yes.

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Do you feel better knowing that?

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No.

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Then it wasn't the centipede who killed your brother.

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... What?

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The only way to ease the loss of a loved one is to avenge his death, preferably as brutal as you can. That's what any psychologist or empath will say. How did he die exactly?

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He was downed while fighting that thing in melee. And then... He was just gone.

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People don't just die for no reason, doctor Azira. Who else was with you?

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Nelson's team. Lilith died before that, so there was Palmer, Lowell and Sparkles.

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Where did these people come from?

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The District. Probably the only faction that doesn't want to see us dead.

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Your brother used live there, right?

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He did. He wasn't only my brother. He was my friend.

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Tell me about that Sparkles person.

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I don't know anything. She was just there. Took a major beating herself.

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She was using frag grenades, fought without fear. You have to stand very close to the target to throw those grenades, you know.

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A-HA! Grenades! Was she anywhere close when your brother was downed? Was she throwing grenades at that moment?

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Wh... Why.

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AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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And there you have your answer, doctor Azira.

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If you want the pain to go away, you have to make things right. You owe it to your brother.

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I... should go.

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Have a good night, doctor Azira.

A few minutes later.


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You there. Ace.

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Sorry about your brother... You know what, fuck you! I'm not sorry! I blame YOU for his death! He was my friend and my leader. We could live a good, long life in the District if you didn't show up! Just get out of my way, and pray we'll never see each other again.

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(Azira decides what to say and what to do)
 
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Bitch just called you a ᚾᛁᚦᛁᚴᛦ Azira. You gonna stand for that?

I say you ᚷᛟᚢᚷᛖ ᛟᚢᛏ ᚺᛖᚱ ᛖᛃᛖᛒᚨᛚᛊ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛊᚲᚢᛚᚠᚲ ᛟᚢᛏ
 
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Killing her might not be a good idea with her two friends around, unless we want our KommuKolony to be a bit short of Aziras in the future gais...


We don't have any females in the colony yet. And all males are kind of indifferent to each other. Also, no family members.

But just you wait.
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She is the first womyn who overcame her disgust and talked to Azira... OMG romance option! Quick, give her some korean meat as gifts and her disposition goes from "I hate your fucking guts" to "Eternal Love". Then talk to her a few times and she becomes your waifu! +M
 
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she's clearly lashing out at azira in an attempt to draw attention away from her own 'careless' use of grenades. seems calculated. perhaps she had been plotting nelson's death for some time.
 

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Guys guys, are we seriously gonna trust this Ryan person who have been eating through our much needed food reserves for days like a capitalistic pig he is?

Mark my words, he is envious of our great colony and will do whatever he can to destroy it.
 
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"You killed him. Not me. You threw the grenade.

You owe me now. You owe Nelson.

Want to repay Nelson?

Then stay here, help build this colony. Sit by his grave. Apologise.

Or die. You choose."
 

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Hey who knows maybe all that slacking off was just Azira building up his energy to wrestle the grenades off her and then blow up her friends, i mean we can always hope right?

edit: If he shoots her and she is low enough HP he might be able to grab the nades and blow up the rest, if you want to catch them before they leave the map, or he could run around the mountain and hope they suck at shooting, get to the base.
 

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Well, to be fair, it's only Sparkles I have it out for. She's the stone-hearted killer. Lowell and Palmer are bystanders. They should stay out of this. And if they start shooting at/attacking me, then I'll lead them on a merry chase.
 

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This game sometimes, i have yet to outright lose to an enemy attack after my first game and the lesson off "never build in wood the enemy will bring 2 incendiary mortars" but it always gets to the point where my whiny little bitches of colonists go into mental break cycles, they are sad they saw a lot of dead bodies of raiders they frown so i tell them to bury them so they get annoyed they never have fun so i put an hour of joy a day but they get annoyed now that the environment is ugly so i line every single area with slate tiles and lights but they still think its ugly and cramped i stare at the screen here in a bit of anger as 3 quarters of their lives are spent outside in the open sunshine.

Then they finally get sick or shot which seems to happen with regularity so they bitch and moan while in bed till they lose their shit go berserk and punch the doctor so i set 4 other guys to beat the shit out of them but they are fully in the deep end of the cycle now, they are in pain being sick and sad they got hit so every time they make a recovery they do a hard mental break and attack people leading to me then kicking the shit out of them again.

This inevitably leads to their death by either me getting fed up and telling to stab the next wave of raiders with a knife or me locking them in a room so one colonist down, this cycle repeats and i never get enough new blood to make up for it. At least DF had kids this game fucking rarely even gets married they are all chaste monks.

Do i need to rush tv's to shut these fuckers up??? I have lined my entire base with slate and lights everywhere and they still think its ugly even though its spotless, i even made an outside base once in a valley and get this, the fucks still thought it was cramped purely because their room were ONLY 6x6.

Whiny little fucks and i thought DF dwarfs were bad.
 

Grimwulf

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Whiny little fucks and i thought DF dwarfs were bad.

I think you're being dramatic. Codexers of the Kolony are grumpy mostly because they are Codexers. I could solve this problem by:

0. Rolling competent initial team before starting the game.
1. Assigning somebody for cleaning duty (put Clean higher in priority list);
2. Building private rooms;
3. Cooking fine meals and brewing beer.

But I can't do it. Hivemind told me to forget about private rooms. Grimwulf can't cook fine meals or brew beer. And cleaning is against tru spirit of Kommunism. However, you can do it with your colony no problem.

Do i need to rush tv's to shut these fuckers up???

Just leave your guys alone, they will know when to take a break. They don't need tv to refill joy bar, they don't need anything really. Taking a walk / cloudwatching every now and then is enough.

TV is great for hospitals (immobile patients can only have fun while watching TV) and dining/gathering rooms. You don't need to research the tech, sometimes you get a chance to buy a TV. And a gud one, not some tube shit.
 
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Things aren't so shabby after all! First I scored a beer and now there's free loot everywhere!

Just wish we'd do something about this Ryan fellow. He's gone way beyond simply playing hard-to-get and is now way down in the muddy realm of outright welfare leeching.
 

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You killed him. Not me. You threw the grenade.

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You owe me now. You owe Nelson. Want to repay Nelson?

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You are stepping on thin ice, Azira. Back. Off.

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You will stay here. Help build this colony. Sit by his grave. Apologise.

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Or what?

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*raises survival rifle* Or die. You choose.

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Fuck. You.

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*bang*

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AGH, MY LEG! *tries to reach for grenade*

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*bang*

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You can see four gunshot wounds from survival rifle, but Azira only hit her twice.

First shot - left leg and left tribia;
Second shot - torso and left kidney.

It is possible to damage several body parts with one shot like that. If you hit the brain, you also damage the head; if you hit left tribia, you also damage left leg, etc.

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Wrong choice.

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Palmer, Lowell, RUN! Tell Mayor Holly about what happened! Go, go! aaaghhh

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Shut it.

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*clenches teeth in pain* Where are you taking me, maggot?

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Huh? Back so soon, doctor? W-who is that?

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I am the death of your entire colony.

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You are my prisoner now.

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Khe khehe. *Chuckles and coughs blood* You have no idea what you've done, Ace.

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Lay still.

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The District will end you. All of you.

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Mayor Holly is-- AAAGRH, FFUCK!

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Did it hurt? Do you think Nelson was suffering the same when he died?

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Doctor Azira, you are torturing this woman!

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*spits blood* Just kill me already!

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You won't die, Sparkles. Not here. Not before you apologise at his grave.

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AHAHA-- *coughs* Do you really think I will join you?!

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You can stay here for as long as you want. Or until we run out of food. In which case you two will be considered, as we call it, emergency meat.

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You ffu... fu... fuck. *Starts losing consciousness*

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He was m... my brethren. Too.

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Sparkles?

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She fainted. Let her sleep, doctor. Better yet... make things right.

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I'll come back in the morning, Ryan. Don't do anything stupid.

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Kill her, Doctor. Do it now.

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Good night. *leaves and closes the door*

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*sigh* So cold.

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*coughs*

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Pretty lady! You are awake!

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*coughs and shivers* Something's not right.

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14th of Fall, 5500

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LET THE WORKING DAY BEGIN!

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*throws a boot at Grimwulf, hits Azira instead*

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Thank you, Kalin.

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I hate you both, so I'll consider it a hit.

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*yawns* Grim, we have a new prisoner. Could you build another bed for her? And probably start a fire or something. Ryan doesn't look so well. I'll catch up with you all *yawns* in an hour or two.

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New prisoner has EMERGED overnight? There wasn't a single living soul around. Except those guys from... wait. Nooo, you didn't. AZIRA!

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FUCK! Grimwulf, grab some wood and rags! I'll get the meds.

A bit later.

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Mr. Grim Wolf. What an unexpected surprise!

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Shieeet. She's from the District, isn't she? Is she even alive?

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Uhh, I think so?

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Alright, hold on. KA-FUCKING-LIIIN!!

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There you go. Warm fire, comfy bed. Kalin, how is she?

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She's fucked up, Grim. Royally. I'll do what I can.

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Come on, gurl. We don't need Districtmen coming here guns blazin'.

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Let's move the bed closer to fire and put Sparkles on it.

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Appreciate the fire, mr. Grim Wolf. It's much warmer here now. And you must be mr. Ka Fuck In Liiin?

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Just Kalin. Grimwulf, we need to talk. Outside.

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He attacked them for no fucking reason! And now we are at war with District. Just great.

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I'm thinking.

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It's too late for that. Sparkles ain't gonna make it. The infection will kill her.

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We have antibiotics.

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You're not listening. She won't make it. And even if she did, it's too late!

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What do you want from me, Kalin? If we let her go, she'll die without treatment. If we kill her, it gains us nothing. Let's see if she recovers, and then decide what to do.

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Azira has gone rogue.

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He just lost his brother, give it a rest. I'll talk to him.

Meanwhile.

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Mmmm...

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Pretty ladeh?

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*moans* The pain... Who are you?

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Hello friend.

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Hello, "friend". What's your name?

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Hello fr... Screw it. I'm Ryan.

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Sparkles. Ffuck, it hurts so bad.

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Insane doctor Azira was torturing you the whole night. I tried to stop him, but it wasn't easy. Once he left, I tended to your wounds as best as I could.

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Azira. He will pay. I swear he will.

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I am with you! Evil doctor must die!

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How long was I out?

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Hard to keep track of time out here.

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*sigh*

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Sooo. Umm. Maybe you can tell me about yourself? Just to pass time, you know.

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I'd rather not. Not much to tell anyway.

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This can't be true. Were you always that pretty?

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*cracks a smile, although somewhat sinister* Yes. From childhood.

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I was an ordinary child for the most part. They called me Endlösung back in the days. Then I found my true passion, jewelry.

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Hence the nickname. Sparkles.

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You're holding up pretty well, Sparkles.

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Not really.

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Azira will torture me until the day they run out of food. Right after that... well. Let's just say I don't blame them.

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No. One way or another, we will be free.

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Shh. Someone's coming.

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Full medical examination! Ryan, you first.

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A frostbite! *spits on Ryan's left ring finger* Should be fine now.

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That's some heavily advanced medical treatment, doctor Kalin. I hope I can return the favor one day.

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Please, I'm not a real doctor. Just call me My Lord and Saviour. As for you, pretty thing... Shit.

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What?

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I, uhh. You are recovering just fine. Try not to move, alright? Doctor Azira will take you from here.

Later that day.

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Eat.

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That shashlik looks especially disgusting, doctor. No offence intended for mr. Grim Wolf. Are those... testicles?

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Dog testicles. Long story.

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Just kill me, you mad fuck! Or I WILL make you regret leaving me alive!

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You will recover. And then we shall have a long conversation. Now, let me look at your wounds.

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More tortures?

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I'm trying to help, believe it or not. I'm just not very good at it. Yet.

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HHHNNNNGG

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Now RYAN over here would probably do a better job. But he refuses to join the colony. A man of principles he is.

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I'm staying right here, doctor Azira. Someone has to stay with Sparkles at all times.

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Suit yourself. Now, I need to help the others with scavenging. Will be back in a few hours.

Later that night.

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*psshhh* Is this, err... Kodex Kommustic Kolony?

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I told you, Kalin! Now people see the sign and visit us more often! *psh psh* This is Chairman of Soviet People speaking, Grand Kommissar Grimwulf. Currently in bad mood. Over.

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Oh! We, umm, came from Honesty's Cave. A trading caravan. Do you care for some trading, perchance?

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TRADING is the very foundation of Communism! Welcome, friends! Come, I will offer you the best shashlik!

Meanwhile.

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Damn.

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How infection works:

- It may appear on unhealed body parts and organs randomly.
- It develops through several stages: minor > major > extreme > death.
- Patient's body fights the infection with immunity. Quality treatment, long rest, and sterile surroundings - all improve immunity gain speed.
- Once immunity meter hits 100%, the infection will no longer be lethal. The patient will slowly, but surely recover.
- Non-vital infected limbs and organs can be amputated instead of treated. Infected organs cannot be harvested.

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Right kidney is failing. I'm afraid that surgery is inevitable.

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Don't fucking touch me. Just let me die!

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Save her life, doctor Azira. Maybe you should amputate her leg too while at it?

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I'll go for another medkit. Brace yourself, Sparkles.

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No. NO!!

I'm so tired. Need an hour to rest.

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What should I do?

Chances that her body will overcome the infection are minimal. But I'm not a damn surgeon! Maybe I should ask Kalin? No. She is my responsibility.

What are the other options?

1. No surgery. She will make it, hopefully.
2. Amputate right kidney. (risk of Sparkles dying during the operation)
3. Amputate right kidney and left leg. (even higher risk of death)
4. Release her. Let her die a free woman.
5. Execute her. Put an end to her pain and misery, and bury her near Nelson.
 
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