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In Progress Let's become daemon cops in Unavowed

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Darth Roxor, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    It's that time of the year again.

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    Wadjet Eye Games graciously bring us...

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    UNAVOWED!

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    whoa spooky main menu

    Show Spoiler

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    no less spooky clouds

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    and spooky talking dudes!

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    [​IMG] So shall you be driven away, unclean spirit!

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    i am not comfortable with the events that are currently unfolding.

    :rpgcodex: HELP!

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    wow offensive

    [​IMG] Now answer true: Are you demon, man or woman?

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    This question is very inconsiderate and cisnormative.

    :rpgcodex: What the hell are you talking about?

    [​IMG] Damn it, NO! Just answer!

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    fairly sure this counts as rape.

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    :rpgcodex: Red skin checks out, guess I'm a demon.

    [​IMG] NO! YOU ARE NOT!

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    Holy shit these loonies are not joking.

    [​IMG] ANSWER ME TRUE! Are you a man, woman or demon?

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    :answer pending common consensus:

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    [​IMG] Release xir now. Release xir before I am forced to destroy you!

    [​IMG] REMEMBER! You are HUMAN! REMEMBER!

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    Here comes another lightnung.

    [​IMG] Tell us! Before the demon regains control. Your name. Tell us your name!

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    :answer pending answer to previous query:

    [​IMG] Did you hear that, evil spirit? Xe knows xirself! Xe is yours no longer!

    [​IMG] Now your past! Tell me something about your past! Your profession, quick!

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    :rpgcodex: I'm not telling you anything.

    [​IMG] NO!

    Yes, that's what I've just said.

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    aw goddammit

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    [​IMG] But we will if we have to.

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    What shall it be, Codex?

    1. Are we BRO or Tranny?
    2. Are we a porn star, a copper or a moonshiner?

    The chosen one must choose.
     
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  2. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    If we were a bro, we would have used our DAEMON STRENGTH to break free from the measly woman holding us, so we are clearly a :codexisforindividualswithgenderidentityissues:.

    We seem very confused in general, which seems to suggest to me an alcoholic, so bartender doesn't fit. Again, if we were a cop we'd just take the woman out, so I can only conclude we are an actor.
     
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  3. Hevnknekt Educated

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    The actor option is so dramatic with the double exclamation marks.

    :codexisfor:

    I prefer the stoic calm of the police officer, who also tries to turn the tables on them and establish dominance.
     
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  4. abnaxus Arcane

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    How strange.
     
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  5. Storyfag Arcane

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    BRO, moonshiner.
     
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  6. Reinhardt Arcane

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    Our competence betrays policewymmyn.
     
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  7. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    wow such misogynix in this thread
     
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  8. Latro Arcane

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    darth hepler
     
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  9. ItsChon Scholar Patron

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    I'll follow this once I have time to get the game and play it for myself.

    Edit: I pick man and bartender. Woman are inferior, no one likes a pig, and actors sell their souls for money.
     
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  10. Sizzle Arcane

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    My vote goes for: woman, actor.
     
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  11. MZeta Educated

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  12. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Tranny Porn star, name of Irishmartialarts.
     
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  13. abnaxus Arcane

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    Wombyn ninja, Igawa Asagi.
     
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  14. lightbane Arcane

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    Wow, a lp of this game, that fast? Cool, that means I won't have to buy it!
    Just kidding, the game looks good.

    As for the choices.

    - Nu-Male.
    - Bartender.
    - Jameson.
     
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  15. baud Learned

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    Cool, I was interested by the story, but I dislike adventure games!

    My vote is for woman + cop
     
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  16. vazha Savant

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    This
     
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  17. laclongquan Arcane

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    Jill Valentine. Because, obviously :obviously:
     
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  18. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    :rpgcodex: I...

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    :rpgcodex: I'm...

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    :codexisfor: A womyns

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    :codexisfor: I'm a paladin.

    [​IMG] YES! She is beginning to remember. Sworn to protect the innocent from those who would do them harm. Inside you is a spirit who will destroy many unless you stop it. Do your duty one last time! Fight it!

    We know our duty and we will do it!

    [​IMG] Remember who you are!

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    [​IMG] REMEMBER!

    There's a fadeout...

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    And suddenly we're on Staten Island.

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    This must be our buddy cop.

    [​IMG] I want you to take point. You think you're ready?

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    :codexisfor: It's about damn time, Vicki.

    [​IMG] Well, maybe you earned it, maybe you haven't. Either way, I need you on this. I know this looks routine. Just a bunch of goth kids getting high and causing trouble. But something doesn't smell right. And by that, I mean the uniform who called it in. According to dispatch it was Franco Morino.

    Corrupt cops!

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    :codexisfor: Who is Franco Morino?

    [​IMG] Not surprised you haven't heard of him. He hasn't exactly made waves. Just do your job. Get statements. Talk to Morino about what happened. After that, we'll see if there's anything worth talking about.

    cryptic

    [​IMG] Well? After you, partner.

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    Clearly we must engage Alpha Protocol and sneak around the back.

    [​IMG] Where are you going? In case you forgot, you've got a BADGE. You don't need to sneak around.

    Spoilsport.

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    The yokels are getting uppity.

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    :mca:

    Let's talk to the bouncer.

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    :codexisfor: I'm Codexia, this is Vicki. We're with the NYPD.

    [​IMG] Oh yeah? You got any proof or something? Gonna need that before I let you in.

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    [​IMG] *sigh* It's your show, partner. Do what you gotta do.

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    Comrade Protip, to the rescue!

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    This ought to do.

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    Codexia flashes her assets.

    [​IMG] The natives here are getting a bit restless. You wanna talk to Mrs Loris, she's inside.

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    :codexisfor: Could you tell me what went down here?

    [​IMG] I didn't see much. I was out here checking for fake IDs when that cop ran inside and saved the day. By the time I knew what was happening, it was over.

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    Suspicious.

    :codexisfor: What do you mean, "saved the day"?

    [​IMG] Yeah, as in he saved lives and stopped the bad guys. He was like Bruce Lee or something. Anyway, you can go in.

    [​IMG] Bruce Lee, huh?

    [​IMG] Whatever. Just do what you gotta do so we can reopen. And give that cop in there a raise, will you? He was a damn hero.

    :hmmm:

    Let's head on in

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    Hallo thar

    [​IMG] Are you ladies with the police?

    [​IMG] That's us.

    [​IMG] Good. I'm Elana Loris, I own this place. Officer Morino's in the back room, along with the three idiots who started this mess.

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    :codexisfor: What idiots are you talking about?

    [​IMG] Wait, you don't know? Weren't you, whadayacallit, briefed? Well, whatever. I don't mind telling the story again. Anyway, here's what happened. These three kids pulled out knives. These long silver switchblade things. I swear to god, I thought it was gonna be a bloodbath. But then... then that Officer Morino stormed in. I swear it was like something out of a Bruce Lee movie.

    [​IMG] [Perception] Bruce Lee, huh? The guy outside said the same thing.

    [​IMG] Well... it's true. He fought them all. All three of them! Disarmed them and put 'em all in cuffs. Then he dragged them all to the back room.

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    :codexisfor: How'd those knives get past the bouncer?

    [​IMG] We don't frisk here, detective. Nothing like this has ever happened before.

    Great security.

    [​IMG] Those kids, they're regulars here. They come here and get wild, but they're good kids.

    [​IMG] They always are.

    [​IMG] I can't imagine why they'd do something like this. Anyway, they're in the VIP room back there. I guess you need a statement from all of them. I'll be here if you need me.

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    Codexia's womynly thinking is getting the best of her.

    All descriptions flash automatically at the bottom of the screen when hovering over props in Unavowed. They also differ depending on protag gender - for example in this case male copper would remark about changing his mind about goth girls.

    Let us proceed.

    ... or not!

    [​IMG] Hey, you good to fly solo? I wanna talk to the owner for a bit longer.

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    Lazy bum.

    :codexisfor: How about I stay and you go up?

    [​IMG] You're taking point, remember? So you've got first dibs on Morino. Congratulations. Look, I know I'm a bit... unorthodox, but trust me, okay? You're doing great.

    Fake news.

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    :avatard:

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    :codexisfor: Officer. Please report.

    [​IMG] Yes ma'am. I was doing my rounds. I was just passing by and I heard screams from inside. I ran in. I found these three, armed with knives and prepared to attack innocent civilians. So I disarmed them and cuffed them.

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    :codexisfor: You did that all by yourself?

    [​IMG] Yeah. All by myself. Ask around, get everyone's statements. They'll back me up.

    Sounds like an illuminati psy op.

    Hovering over reveals that Franco Morino is the fattest cop in the 120th Precinct. He looks pale. His eyes keep twitching.

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    But that cop stopped us. It was... it was like a Bruce Lee movie.

    It was like... something out of a Bruce Lee movie. Wait, who's Bruce Lee?

    We couldn't fight him. He was... like Bruce Lee or something.

    The suspects aren't particularly coherent.

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    Vicki rejoins the party.

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    :codexisfor: Just talking to the suspects.

    [​IMG] Yeah. Suspects. So, Morino. You got a pretty good collar here. Three of 'em in fact.

    [​IMG] Thank you, ma'am.

    [​IMG] I'm just curious about one thing. These three are all restrained. Police issue cuffs, it looks like.

    [perception]

    [​IMG] Yeah.

    [​IMG] Yeah, funny thing. The standard officer's kit only has TWO pairs of cuffs. So I just gotta know. Where'd the third pair come from?



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    :codexisfor: I'd like to know that too.

    [​IMG] See that, Franco? You got us both puzzled. You got an answer for us?

    [​IMG] Yeah. I... took an extra.

    [​IMG] That was lucky. You didn't need three cuffs when you took down that mugger yesterday. Just the one. Or what about those two deli robbers the day before that? You only needed two cuffs then.

    [​IMG] But today? You take down three bad guys and you just happen to have three pairs of cuffs.

    Morino has played many RPGs and knows to hoard resources.

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    :codexisfor: Wow, you're a regular supercop, Morino.

    [​IMG] I... I'm just doing my job.

    [​IMG] Your job. Right. All the suspects in all those crimes. They ALL had perfect records before you arrested them. And speaking of records, what about YOURS? You've had an unremarkable career up until this week. Care to explain this sudden shift in direction?

    [​IMG] I've... I've been reading.

    [​IMG] Reading? What, like self-help, or something?

    [​IMG] Or something.

    Morino suddenly takes out a book.

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    @_@

    [​IMG] You should recommend me for a promotion.

    [​IMG] ...

    [​IMG] Yeah. Yeah. Good job, Morino. Never knew you were such a bad ass. I'll... I'll just go and call this in.

    Vicki leaves.

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    :codexisfor: Put that book down. Right now.

    SORCERY!

    [​IMG] I'm sick of taking orders from you! For ten years I've been the bottom of the totem pole. The butt of everyone's jokes. I TRIED to get ahead. Really, I tried. But... nobody ever gave me a damn chance.

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    :troll: Maybe if you gave the GYM a chance...

    [​IMG] Shut the hell up! You think this is a JOKE?

    [​IMG] Let's see how much you laugh when I'm done with you @_@

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    :terminate: Drop the book. NOW.

    [​IMG] ... Fuck. Okay, okay.

    [​IMG] Look, I'll kick it over to you. Just... put down the gun. Take it. Just take it. I... I don't even know what I'm doing with that thing.

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    Dramatic fade as Codexia picks up the grimoire.

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    WHOA

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    [​IMG] I've been stuck in this uniform for ten years. TEN YEARS. I can't take it anymore! Then I found that book, and... well what would you do?

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    ... Codexia would go berserk with it. She *BLAM*s all the three perps.

    [​IMG] Fuck! What the hell?

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    SILENCE THE DISCORD.

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    Just another parasite.

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    Hello.

    [​IMG] What the HELL is going on? What about the kids? Are the kids okay?

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    Goodbye.

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    And thanks for all the xp.

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    *dramatic fade*

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    Back to the present.

    [​IMG] The hands you control will no longer do your bidding. In the name of myself, my witness, and the soul whom you hold captive... I CAST YOU OUT!

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    Aetheric barf.

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    The barf goes into the dude's staff and poofs.

    [​IMG] Gotcha!

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    After which the dude is struck by lightning.

    [​IMG] Eli!

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    Free at last. Time to conquer Earth.

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    Whoa whoa whoa, hol' up.

    [​IMG] Jeez, Mandy. Put that sword away. The spirit is gone, that lady is harmless!

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    :codexisfor: Harmless? I'll show you harmless! Tell me what's going on!

    [​IMG] Hm, false bravado. I believe you are correct.

    FALSE?!

    [​IMG] Told you. She doesn't even know what's going on. It looks like her memory got scrambled during the exorcism.

    [​IMG] Scrambled.

    [​IMG] What? It happens.

    [​IMG] I... apologize for the threat. It has been a long night. Please, come with us and we will explain everything.

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    :codexisfor: How about you tell me right here?

    [​IMG] Because I am cold, soaking wet, and I have been outdoors all night. However, if you want to stay up here, you are welcome to.

    She leaves.

    [​IMG] Look, she's... WE'VE had a rough night. Go easy on us, okay? Just come on downstairs. When you're ready, we'll explain everything.

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    Never trust anyone who claims himself the good goy.


    That's it for today. Stay tuned as next time we go... DOWN THE STAIRCASE!

     
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  19. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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  20. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    I actually did on my first (discontinued) playthrough. But as a rule of thumb, Codexia will be picking the most obnoxious lines possible :M
     
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  21. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    I wonder if we are weak to daemonic possession or if morino was sanctified by the emprah.

    Time will surely tell.
     
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  22. abnaxus Arcane

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    Almost as edgy as Wannika.
     
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  23. laclongquan Arcane

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    I gotta point out that a guy would follow that line of thinking... but stop at first sentence~
     
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  24. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    Time to follow these weird-ass LARPers down the Staircase (tm).

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    ZOG

    IT'S LOIKE A MEATGROINDA

    [​IMG] Do take your time. Soak it all in. So, how is that memory of yours? Anything spring to mind?

    Codexia is flabbergasted at the scene but quickly regains her composure.

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    :codexisfor: What the hell happened here?

    [​IMG] Your answer is within your question. Hell, indeed, happened here. Those innocents, innocents of this city who I have sworn to protect. Were destroyed. By your hands.

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    :x That's a lie!

    [​IMG] You will find that I always tell the truth. Famous for it, actually.

    [​IMG] You were possessed. By some kind of demon. It... made you do things.

    [​IMG] You do not remember? One year ago? You slaughtered those police officers. And those teenagers.

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    :neveraskedforthis: ...

    [​IMG] It's a lot to take in, Mandana.

    [​IMG] I am aware, but we cannot... coddle her. You may not want to think about it. Or even remember it. But you must.

    [​IMG] The story was top news for weeks! Every district in the city was searching for you.

    [​IMG] As were we. And it is... fortunate that we found you first. These people on the floor? Torn apart using your bare hands. The rain washed away most of the blood from your hands, but it will always be there. Whether you can see it or not.

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    :whiteknight: I should turn myself in.

    [​IMG] No! You can't do that!

    [​IMG] He is correct. Punishing yourself is not the answer. And would expose us. If you want to see justice done, help make it right.

    [​IMG] Listen to me, these feelings you've got right now? The guilt? The anger? Hold onto that. It means you're human. You'll need that going forward.

    [​IMG] Speaking of going...

    [​IMG] Yeah, we need to scoot. Did you put up a veil, Mandana?

    what's this about a veil

    [​IMG] I did. And it will confuse the police long enough for us to get away, but we should not tarry.

    That's it to do in this particular scene. None of the gibs can be interacted with, and the two weirdos don't want to talk anymore.

    [​IMG] I'd love to chat and get to know you better, but we need to vamoos.

    Time to escape the crime scene and pretend nothing's happened.

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    Curses! Foiled again!

    ... which makes me wonder how did they get inside the building in the first place...?

    [​IMG] I'm tired, Eli. My strength ebbed hours ago. Perhaps she can help us. Could you find something to pry this off?

    [​IMG] Yeah, anything big or heavy should do.

    Ah, our first quest!

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    This should do to haxx0r the locked door.

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    Sacre bleu!

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    Demons have appeared from the warp when our back was turned!

    [​IMG] You've gotta be kidding me.

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    Turn-based combat, coming right up!

    [​IMG] Creature! Who are you and what is your purpose here?

    [​IMG] Purpose? You invited me.

    !!

    [​IMG] You are mistaken.

    [​IMG] I was summoned across the void. By you.

    [​IMG] I say again, you are mistaken. You know I speak the truth.

    [​IMG] I know what you are, Jinn-child. I know you cannot speak false.

    While the three are arguing, we regain control.

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    Time to introduce our lethal takedown and smack him over the gob.

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    WHOA HOL' UP

    [​IMG]

    :prosper:

    Rewinding...

    [​IMG]

    Compelled by stronk adventure game instincts, we dive into the dumpster. Out of the trash, we can take the spool of copper wire and the bloodstained cloth.

    [​IMG]

    There's a malfunctioning transformer on the left wall, so hooking it up to the wire seems obvious. Putting the wire in the big puddle behind the demon seems obvious as well, but it's not enough.

    [​IMG]

    Codexia clogs up the drainpipe with the cloth, making wasser spout out of the one on the right. This forms a mega-puddle that is now fully under the demon.

    Pretty sure this whole scene is not how fluid dynamics actually work, but so it goes. All that is left is to flip the switch...

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    EXORCISM SUCCESSFUL

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Uhm, yeah. Nice work.

    [​IMG]

    :codexisfor: Someone had to do something. You guys obviously weren't.

    [​IMG] Look, lady, under most circumstances, I would have been happy to burn that guy to a crisp. But my magic's tapped out. I used it all up saving YOU.

    low energy mage

    [​IMG] And she returned the favor. To both of us.

    [​IMG] Uughhh.

    [​IMG]

    Itz still alive.

    [​IMG]

    :codexisfor: About 10,000 volts.

    [​IMG] It hurts... unlike anything I've ever experienced.

    [​IMG] Please. I got hit by LIGHTNING twenty minutes ago. Don't be such a baby.

    [​IMG] I... *sniff* That stench!

    [Lore] The sniffer daemon is most likely one of the Kalinoids, an unholy brood from Sweden.

    [​IMG] It can't be. You. A demonspawn. On THIS plane?

    [​IMG]

    :codexisfor: Are you talking to me?

    [​IMG] I can sense the corruption within you! Why do you come here to torment me?

    wat

    [​IMG] There is no demon. I got rid of it.

    [​IMG] You are a fool. The corruption lingers.

    [​IMG] Creature, you are at our mercy. Return home through the void at once.

    [​IMG] You know I cannot. I used all my energy to get here. I will not survive the return journey without food. I must feed. On human flesh. In this world, nothing else will sustain me.

    good job idiot

    [​IMG]

    :codexisfor: What about the dead bodies inside?

    [​IMG] What? That's... eeugh.

    [​IMG] Does the demonspawn speak true? There is meat? Inside this building?

    [​IMG] Yes. Yes, there is. Slaughtered only hours ago.

    [​IMG] Fresh meat! That is perfect! Let me consume my fill and I will leave you in peace.

    [​IMG] I... I do not think I can do that. It would draw too much attention. The police are bound to notice.

    because they are not gonna notice the people torn apart with bare hands and stuff

    [​IMG] Not to mention the victims inside are innocent. They have families. Loved ones. They'll want closure.

    [​IMG] I'm innocent too, Mageling. You summoned ME. I merely answered. Would you kill me just for that?

    [​IMG] ... it speaks true, Eli. What is your decision?

    [​IMG] Wait, you're putting this on ME?

    [​IMG] Yes.

    [​IMG]

    Looks like the tardos are incapable of making an appropriate decision. Some professionals these.

    This means the chosen one must choose! What shall it be?

    Will Codexia PURGE THE UNCLEAN or offer a HOOMAN SACRIFICE?

     
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