Let's Read Let us read something... Supreme

[abnaxus]

When's the last time Superman got laid, for that matter?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Do we count alternate universes, Elseworlds and whatnot? Anyway, uploading. EDIT: Imgur is over capacity, no can do at the moment.

 

[abnaxus]

Do we count alternate universes, Elseworlds and whatnot? Anyway, uploading. EDIT: Imgur is over capacity, no can do at the moment.

Sure, why not

Batman seems to be the only DC superhero that gets regular action. I think Wonder Woman last got laid somewhere in the 80s

 

[bandaid]

How's the update comin', bro?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Do we count alternate universes, Elseworlds and whatnot? Anyway, uploading. EDIT: Imgur is over capacity, no can do at the moment.

Sure, why not

Batman seems to be the only DC superhero that gets regular action. I think Wonder Woman last got laid somewhere in the 80s

Well, Superman gets laid with Wonder Woman in just about every Elseworlds comic or "final" story of DCU (lesser writers seem to really have it in for Lois Lane).

But you are correct, Batman is a hairy-chest lovemachine, and a character trait that unifies all female villains he has is that they all want to slide down the Bat-pole.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[laclongquan]

Hmmmm~

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Why not do a LR of the good version of the JLA, Aarne? Or perhaps Red Son?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Well, those are easy to acquire (and far more prone to attracting... Unwanted attention).

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Everybody knows that the Cockdex is a bunch of pie-rats. DC should just bite the bullet and look at it as free advertisement by one of their most devoted fanboys.

Besides, they're far too busy pushing the new (sucky) reboots to care about the old stuff.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Well, I just checked out Red Son and wow.

Errr... could you give me a torrent link for that JLA thing? I don't know the actual name of it so... I... Well, I'd appreciate it.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

It's just JLA. You can probably find it by adding Grant Morrison to the search query.

Also, Red Son is indeed awesome.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Hrm. I can't seem to find the blasted thing on the bay of pirates.

Guess I'll go yarr the web in search for the illusive JLA.

 

[abnaxus]

Well, those are easy to acquire (and far more prone to attracting... Unwanted attention).

DC is pretty lenient in this regard tbh, only Marvel & Image Comics (and more recently Boom Comics) really crack down hard.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

And I can't find it! Woe and calamity! Oh well. Have a free bump.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Well fine, next LR will be Grant Morrison's run on JLA.

 

[laclongquan]

mmmmmmmmm

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Is that premature ejaculation at the promise of Grant Morrison's JLA?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Is that premature ejaculation at the promise of Grant Morrison's JLA?

Joygasm.

Double the joygasm if Supreme falls down a hole and dies right now so that you can start on JLA right away.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Actually, the next update will be the last.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I LOVE YOU BRO

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Forward

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Onward, onward to victory! Onward... to victory!