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In the captalist society, brofists are concentrated in the hands of a selected few. That's injust. Every poster should have the same amount of brofists.
 
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This thread remind me of a zen tale, I will paraphrase it a bit.

Two paladins sworn to celibacy are delving a dungeon. They run across a captured half-giantess, cursed to be immobilized, and slowly poisoned to death in an orc camp.
Lay on Hands and other spells wont work since the curse is too high level. So they naturally bring her back to the temple back in town.
She's barely light enough for one to shoulder, or carry. The other paladin would be guarding the duo. They change the role every once in a while because, sister or not a half giantess is hea... ahem, blessed with nature. Yeah, her two specific blessings are particularly troubling.
Anyway, they finish the trek. Giantess in temple priest's care. Back to dungeon they go.
Return back, in passing, through the camping area where they picked up the gal, one paladin suddenly said: "hey, isnt it bad?"
"What bad?"
The first guy is quite troubled "The gal's blessings are bountiful and touching me all over. Didnt we swear to celibacy?"
The second guy smile serenely "You still carry her even now? I drop her waaaay back in the temple already."
 

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I'm still not convinced that I actually care about Brofists. Perhaps someone should quote my own signature at me a few more times? That will probably do the trick.
 

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Fuck these hackers and cheats, the list really starts at fourth-place, now.

At #30 at the present moment, 26 according to the non-cheat list.

See you soon in the Top 10

Without any shenanigans at all, I'd still be near or at the top of the non-cheaty Brofist list.

If the Brofists I gained on a bet don't count, then neither do the ones I lost on a bet; and discounting the jcd-generated fists entirely, my "true" Brofist count is nevertheless higher than anyone else's, with the possible exception of Infinitweet.

My rightful ascension to Brofist godhood—the result of being cleverer and funnier than literally everyone else—is actually what got DU started messing around with Brofists in the first place, initially by awarding his crush, Scrooge, tens of thousands of free fists and putting her on staff.
 

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I care a lot about brofists and only posts when I believe there is a guarantee for one so I am gladly taking a share of Blaine's brofists which he is still not convinced he actually cares about.
 
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Fuck these hackers and cheats, the list really starts at fourth-place, now.

At #30 at the present moment, 26 according to the non-cheat list.

See you soon in the Top 10

Without any shenanigans at all, I'd still be near or at the top of the non-cheaty Brofist list.

If the Brofists I gained on a bet don't count, then neither do the ones I lost on a bet; and discounting the jcd-generated fists entirely, my "true" Brofist count is nevertheless higher than anyone else's, with the possible exception of Infinitweet.

My rightful ascension to Brofist godhood—the result of being cleverer and funnier than literally everyone else—is actually what got DU started messing around with Brofists in the first place, initially by awarding his crush, Scrooge, tens of thousands of free fists and putting her on staff.

Please, whatever you do, never brofist Blaine again.
 

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Blaine's juicing. I'm not wearing your Fist Strong bracelet.
 

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I want brofists, still need the elf achievement and all of my fists seem to have disappeared.
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