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Discussion in 'Participation Awards' started by jcd, Jan 13, 2017.

  1. jcd Prestigious Gentleman Punished JCD Patron Undisputed Queen of Faggotry Dumbfuck Douchebag! Illiterate Sychophantic Noob Village Idiot Weasel Zionist Agent Repressed Homosexual Pretty Princess Possibly Retarded White Knight Übermensch Fargo Fanboy The Real Fanboy Beg Auditor Trigger Warning Sawyerite Sawyerist Sawyer's Bride Edgy Typical Modder No Fun Allowed Shitposter Vatnik Virgin Queen Cuck Developer Bethestard Manlet In My Safe Space

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    DarkUnderlord

    Seriously man, watchwitz? Why stoop so low? Why not just nuke me already?

    I have already (reversibly) nuked all of my posts like a week ago. Just spare me the effort of doing it again and press the button already. We all know what the next round is gonna be. And this account is nearly unusable anyway.
     
    • Participation Award x 9
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    • Racist x 1
    • Deus Vult x 1
    • sheeple x 1
    • cuck x 1
    • it is a mystery x 1
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  2. DarkUnderlord Bringing that old Raptor magic. Dumbfuck

    DarkUnderlord
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    My hands are clean of this matter.

    Higher powers are at work.
     
    • Funny x 3
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    • "It was Aliens" x 1
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  3. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    You should restore his posts, there clearly has been some kind of database error.
     
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  4. DarkUnderlord Bringing that old Raptor magic. Dumbfuck

    DarkUnderlord
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    I could pull them all out of a backup, but meh. Nothing of value has been lost.
     
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  5. DragoFireheart all caps, rainbow colors, SOMETHING.

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    Have you ever seen the cat? Have you ever seen the cat? Have you ever seen the cat?

    Watch it as it watches, yet playfully but cunning pretends to not be interested you.

    Look!

    It moved closer, but is still uninterested.

    You relax, thinking maybe it truly does not care.

    But it is a ruse!

    A ruse! A ruse! A ruse!

    It grabs you by your mousy tail, dangling you.

    You panic, struggle, cry, and fight. But it is futile.

    The cat bats you and the sharp claws sting as such. But only enough to sting, never enough to kill.

    You cry out after hours, days, weeks, months, years, eternity.

    You look to the cat and ask:

    The cat says:

     
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  6. Charles Eli Cheese Neckbeard Shitlord Edgy Shitposter

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  7. Irenaeus Self-Ejected Patron Dumbfuck Repressed Homosexual The Real Fanboy

    Self-Ejected
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    After years without incident, it seems the curse against the Hogwarts Dark Arts professors is back--the last two having left under strange circumstances. The class is waiting with a curious apprehension for their new instructor when, from behind the heavy oaken door, a faint "yee boi" sounds.

    The man walked into the room from a long marble I inlayed corridor, and reverberations of his heavy footsteps continued to echo through the corridor until they dissipated, along with the previous "yee boi". The man, once in the room, closed the door, then tip toed down the aisle, passing and paying no mind to the children staring at him with concern, except Harry.

    The man suddenly stopped tip toeing, and bent over, moving like a marrionette, putting himself face to face with the Known Wiz Kid of Hogwarts, defeater of the soul eaters and caster of many magic spells.

    The man kept his face a mere few inches from Harry's, and this made Harry very uncomfortable; this effect spread through the entire class. Many students began to scratch themselves, hit with nervous hives.

    The man was making an "O" shape with his crusty lips, and his eyes were filled with a burning comical insanity. The man stared into the whites of Harry's eyes. Harry looked at the floor, with mouth slightly ajar in the terribly uncomfortable situation; his face was flushed red.

    In a deep, slow, airy, vocally fried howl the man let out yet another "yee boi", this time directly into Harry's face. Harry was extremely disturbed by the smell of the man's breath; it had the sour creamy smell of week old milk. Harry continued to look at the floor, but the man then resumed his standing position, again as if he was being controlled by wire, and took long arching steps to the open space designated only for teachers. The man had his back facing towards the class. He stood very still, again almost like a machine of some sort.

    "Sir, are you our new teacher?" Said a frumpy ginger British girl in the front row.

    The man stood completely still for exactly ten seconds.

    The man's neck then made an ever so slight movement, and with it a crack reverberated through the room. He turned around very slowly, as if made of stone, and in a mocking British accent he yelled, "Awre yew ower knewe teachah?!"

    The man then immediately blew a copious amount of snot from his nose and again stood still, surveying the now empty class with snot slowly cascading over his smirking face.

    Only one student remained, Harry Himself.

    "Now that we're alone..." the man said softly, and wiped his wand in a motion Harry had never seen before.

    "Decratama Miata!" Yelled the man, and a bright red, smooth, and small vehicle fell from no where and broke through one of the student tables. The man then unnecessarily straddled the car and climbed over the hood into the drivers seat. He looked at Harry from the driver's seat and squinted. With a smug face he asked Harry, "are you ready to go on an adventure?"

    The passenger side door then magically popped open, beckoning Harry. How could Harry refuse such a strange offer from such a strange man? Harry got in and the car took to the sky.

    They were soaring above the land at a thousand miles per hour, and the man turned to Harry with a concerned look on his face.

    "Wait, what day is it?" Asked the man.

    "Monday." Replied Harry.

    "OK get out."
     
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  8. Excidium II Self-Ejected

    Self-Ejected
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    free jcd
     
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    • Best Deal! x 1
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  9. an Administrator Self-Ejected

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    I could use my admin magic to help you, jcd. Just a little donation and you're free!
     
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  10. Irenaeus Self-Ejected Patron Dumbfuck Repressed Homosexual The Real Fanboy

    Self-Ejected
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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera
    • Informative x 9
    • Interesting x 2
    • Funny x 1
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    • "It was Aliens" x 1
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  11. Somberlain Arcane Zionist Agent

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    Free jcd.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Kev Inkline Arcane

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    A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Crispy is both bulking and bulging in all the right places. Very grabbable.
     
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  13. Isiloon Arcane

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    I've just stumbled upon this because I'm nosey - what is JCD in the e-gulag for?

    His profile has way more racist votes than I've ever seen and he wants Israel destroyed, but heaps of goyim feel that way
     
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    • Nuke it from orbit Nuke it from orbit x 1
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  14. Irenaeus Self-Ejected Patron Dumbfuck Repressed Homosexual The Real Fanboy

    Self-Ejected
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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Isiloon Arcane

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    We all know what happened to him.
     
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  16. Burning Bridges Enviado de meu SM-G3502T usando Tapatalk

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    Not sucking cock.
     
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  17. ~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T Arcane Patron

    ~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T
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    Disappointed that this thread didn't contain picture of DU or JC Denton with the JUST hair
     
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  18. Wonderdog Neckbeard Shitlord's alt

    Unwanted
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    Too much T, so (((they))) demand his forced cucking.
     
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  19. Wonderdog Neckbeard Shitlord's alt

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    I never understood why people want itzrael destroyed though. That is where they should send all the jew, in their own little place where they can jew each other all day long but can't harm anyone. No one who matters anyway.
     
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  20. Irenaeus Self-Ejected Patron Dumbfuck Repressed Homosexual The Real Fanboy

    Self-Ejected
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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera
    Then nuke 'em :smug:
     
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  21. Wonderdog Neckbeard Shitlord's alt

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    You ruined the surprise!
     
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  22. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Wasteland 2
    jews are gud
     
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  23. Wonderdog Neckbeard Shitlord's alt

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    good little goy have some doritos as reward
     
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  24. Chad J. Thundercock Liturgist Possibly Retarded

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    I will b*mb RPGCodex servers if you don't free jcd in 24 hours.
     
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  25. DarkUnderlord Bringing that old Raptor magic. Dumbfuck

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