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Discussion in 'Participation Awards' started by Master Planetar, Mar 7, 2018.

  1. Master Planetar Hi, my name is Liberal Dumbfuck

    Master Planetar
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    Contrary to popular belief, having a purely aesthetic appreciation for the (well-developed) male body is not evidence of any kind of sexual attraction towards it. Most people are fascinated with the beauty of the Northern Lights, but does that in any way translate to a desire to have sex with the Aurora Borealis?

    Aesthetic pleasure and sexual arousal are two completely separate emotions, and are actually completely incompatible with each other. For example, like most young men, I am aroused by a nude female figure. Especially the curvy, smooth, pale-skinned type (as opposed to skeletal, fake-tanned types promoted by moderntarded mass media, a die-hard propagator of everything sick, unhealthy and pathological). However, when viewing a Renaissance paints that are rife with nude females of precisely the same kind, I experience no arousal whatsoever. Viewing the female figure in terms of art instantly switches the mind into the mode of aesthetic appreciation, and entirely eliminates sexual attraction.

    You can consider this my coming-out thread. The time for ambiguities has passed - I have never had any desire to have sex with anyone, apart from an attractive, young-adult-aged human female.
     
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  2. Chad J. Thundercock Liturgist Possibly Retarded

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    so that's why you have gay colors in your sig
     
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  3. taxalot I request a spice shipment immediately. Patron

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    Nobody cares about who you wish to fuck but are not actually fucking.
     
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  4. Mortmal Arcane

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    Do we get a reward for participation awards this year ? Last year posting dog pics could earn you a dog house.
     
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  5. Sacred82 Liturgist Possibly Retarded

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    you've come to the right place son, here we embrace our denial wholeheartedly.
     
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  6. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    yes but how many people compete with 2 gay men to see who has the best taste on men
     
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  7. Master Planetar Hi, my name is Liberal Dumbfuck

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    The rainbow is a sigil of the Lord of Light.

    Jaesun, and... who is the second one? Homosexuality has risen! ?
     
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  8. Scruffy The janitor Patron

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    this is the correct way to remove any doubt, shout loudly "I AM NOT GAY GUYS! NO REALLY!", that simply seals it, well done.
     
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  9. Sacred82 Liturgist Possibly Retarded

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    just send me your dick pics and I'll do an unboxing video that shows how I'm totally not getting an erection
     
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  10. Burning Bridges Enviado de meu SM-G3502T usando Tapatalk

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    Cool story bro. PM me, I share my porn with you.
     
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  11. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Gay sex? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Asia? Localized entirely within your room?
     
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  12. Projas Information Superhighwayman Patron

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    I would totally have sex with Aurora Borealis if I could though.
     
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  13. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Its kinda like having sex with the Simbul.
     
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  14. Think big! Smoking Dicks

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    No because it's not something you can fuck in the first place.

    Gay men, on the other hand, or even straight men bound and gagged...
     
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  15. That Damn Dog Scholar

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  16. Master Planetar Hi, my name is Liberal Dumbfuck

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    What about a magnificent husky? Or an antique vase? Or a field of flowers?
     
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  17. That Damn Dog Scholar

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  18. Kz3r0 Arcane

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    :hailcthulhu:
     
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  19. Orobis Arcane Sychophantic Noob

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  20. SausageInYourFace Arcane Patron

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    The question is if you get aesthetic pleasure by looking at pictures of nice pink straight erect cocks.
     
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  21. Ocelot Educated

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    no you aren't
     
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  22. Falksi Magister

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    Would you sooner fuck David Bowie in drag? Or Fatima Whitbread in a suit?


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  23. Bocian Scholar

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    :what:
     
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  24. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    All i understood from this thread is that Planetar doesn't like pink dicks and he likes dicks.Soooo black dicks,asian dicks or maybe kebabs?
     
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  25. mustawd. Liturgist

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    Reported this thread. This doesn’t belong in site feedback. Instead this belongs in run of the mill conversations in GD.
     
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