I wish to fist again.

[Ranselknulf]

Gentlemen,

From this moment forth I shall ponder each post with an appropriate level of asperity and respect the gift each unique button rating represents. I will no longer try to fight against the button parade system.

I have learned from my vile crimes the value of a hard earned fist and will never again fist a post that is not properly deserving.

I have seen the error of my ways and repent for all my sins. Have mercy upon me and return fisting powers to me so that I may enrich the codex with my new found understanding.

 

[Ellef]

flunk irl

 

[Severian Silk]

Gentlemen,

Where? On the Codex? Liar.

 

[a mod]

Some of the men are very gentle indeed

 

[Transfiguring Roar]

Gentlemen,

From this moment forth I shall ponder each post with an appropriate level of asperity and respect the gift each unique button rating represents. I will no longer try to fight against the button parade system.

I have learned from my vile crimes the value of a hard earned fist and will never again fist a post that is not properly deserving.

I have seen the error of my ways and repent for all my sins. Have mercy upon me and return fisting powers to me so that I may enrich the codex with my new found understanding.

Gentleman Ranselknulf,

Once upon a time, a few months ago, I learned the same lesson. I was subjected to trial by combat to regain my fisting privilege. Having spilled my own blood for it, I will never again take my fisting privilege for granted, and it gladdens me to hear that you won't either.

Perhaps the DarkUnderlord will grant you a trial by combat to see if you are worthy of being absolved of your sins and granted your fisting privilege once again. You will have to summon the Lord yourself though, because there can be dire consequences for drawing His attention.

Good luck.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Come on everybody clap your hands
Ahhh you're looking good
I'm gonna sing my song and you won't take long
We gonna do the fist and it goes like this

Come on let's fist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's fist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'
Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here

 

[Konjad]

I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my brofist, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a fist

Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on

 

[4249]

Last Fistmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

 

[a mod]

Guilty fists have got no rhythm.

 

[Thor Kaufman]

It's funny because George Michael is gay.

 

[tuluse]

It was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the button parade.

 

[Ranselknulf]

Fistcrime does not entail death, Fistcrime IS death.

 

[Konjad]

 

[pippin]

Jasede is right about communism.

 

[Irenaeus]

Communism, not even once.

 

[J_C]

I want to fiiiiiist!

 

[DarkUnderlord]

You're a spammer. Spammers don't get to fist.

 

[J_C]

You're a spammer. Spammers don't get to fist.

My plan is almost complete. Hold on for a little longer!

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

J_C THE WISE didn't last very long before turning into J_C the spammer. Perhaps it's a cry for help.

 

[Infinitron]

You're a spammer. Spammers don't get to fist.

My plan is almost complete. Hold on for a little longer!

Was getting banned part of your plan?

 

[Haba]

Remember J_C, natural causes. Natural causes.

Self-ejecters don't get to go to heaven.

 

[J_C]

You're a spammer. Spammers don't get to fist.

My plan is almost complete. Hold on for a little longer!

Was getting banned part of your plan?

I know that is a risk. But it is a risk worth taking. There is a reason for these spamming, and it is almost over.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

It's only over when I say it's over.

And it's not over yet.

 

[Infinitron]

Crashing Site Feedback with no survivors

 

[J_C]

Bear with me. It's just 14 more threads and it's over.

 

[J_C]

DarkUnderlord Infinitron I'm finished. Thank you for your patience.

 

[a mod]