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I assassinated Vladimir Putin.

Discussion in 'Strategy Gaming' started by Raghar, May 21, 2012.

  1. Raghar Savant

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    You know It wasn't my fault, but when Russia declared war, I jumped against theirs generals. One of them was Vladimir Putin.

    Quebec decided to join war against Russia, and is massacring Russia holdings in NA. Iroquis are owning Persia, guess who's fault is that. Poland-Lithuania occupied Palestina, then was kicked out by me because I wanted to get that second army on Turks as well, before Russia would get at me. Meanwhile Poland-Lithuania disembarked second army in Egypt.

    My third army is besieging London.
  2. Matt7895 Augur Patron

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    In what?
  3. Raghar Savant

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    Try to guess. There are not many games that allows Iroquois to own Persia that.
  4. shihonage You see: shelter.

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    Civilization.
  5. Raghar Savant

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    Wrong. Next.
  6. DakaSha Liturgist

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    What is the point of this faggot thread.
  7. Commissar Draco KKKodex WCDS Commissar Patron

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    In (Post) Soviet Russia Vladimir Putin assassinates YOU. :smug:
  8. Cassidy Arcane

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    I'm pretty sure Putin outsourced all of this kind of business to Lithuania.

    :M
  9. Raghar Savant

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    I thought I would let two other people guess, then I'd post few images and then we would have some discussion. Also Putin is a Tiger killer. Your lack of knowledge is showing, mistaking Tiger killer with a homosexual... I guess Vaarna might get it right, I'd give him a chance.

    Posting images might be complicated. Tiny pic said server vanish GURU meditation.

    No he wont, he is a BRO. But I wouldn't recommend him to go to the Iraq, especially if he is afraid of black cats and similar stuff.
  10. DakaSha Liturgist

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  11. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane

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    I thought it's going to be a Prosper thread.
  12. Norfleet Liturgist

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    I'm trying to figure out which game has Iroquois, all those countries mentioned, AND allows you to assassinate generals, and the only thing I can even think of is maybe Total War.
  13. DakaSha Liturgist

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    only thing i can think of is some kind of paradox game mod. something that extends pre 1700's into the modern era
    edit: something like that Europa Universalis III mod that goes up to like year 9999. cant remember the name
    but iirc you cant assassinate shit in that
  14. Malakal Arbiter

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    You can assassinate people in EU with spy missions, there is assassinate advisor IIRC and some mods introduce other like assassinate ruler. So a fantasy modern day scenario seems correct as an answer.
  15. Tzaero EXECUTE HIM! Patron

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  16. Johannes Liturgist

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    mmm k
  17. Raghar Savant

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    You would need to specify the proper game in the series.
    No.

    Has EU3 the same problem with inflation as EU2?
  18. MetalCraze Dumbfuck!

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    Empire Total War is not a proper game.
    Ed123 Brofists this.
  19. Raghar Savant

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    Skyway get it.

    And now these two images:
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    And now we can start a discussion. I heard a lot of stuff about ETW. But after beta status of Shogun 2 FOTS, I decided to download ETW with latest patches. So I found a prepatched precracked version (with trojan in ISO but it worked fine otherwise), one click installed it, and it worked without problems. In fact I had so blast, I even thinking on trying fully patched M2 Kingdoms.
  20. DakaSha Liturgist

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    Don't these games all have horrible ai making them unimmersive and unchallenging
    attackfighter and Malakal Brofist this.
  21. Darklife Learned

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    Empire sucked major balls, I regret allowing myself to think differently before its launch. I am curious as to how you avoided the ten minute long turn of doom, which inevitably occured due to shitty AI unit movement on the campaign map.
  22. Malakal Arbiter

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    The reason I stopped playing them. Seriously, why bother without any challenge at all?
  23. DakaSha Liturgist

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    Heh its the reason i never even tried them. they look great up until you read about them online :-/ sad really
  24. Average Manatee Prophet

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    The games have added more and more features for players to exploit while making the AI worse and worse at the game because they don't know how to do anything other than random movements. It is indeed sad.
  25. pipka Scholar

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    How come skyway got it?! Did he play it? :decline:?

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