IronicNeurotic
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ED: Our heroine lives in a cave. She is a human who lives in a cave and lives as a hunter-gatherer, while the birds she goes to school with buy pudding from stores. What the fuck is going on here?
Oh! Tomorrow is the class hike! Should I prepare anything? We won't be going far, so I don't have to... Well, health first! I think I'll have some udon and go to sleep.
: Huh? …is that your lunch, RK47?
: Yup! It's a CalorieMate.
ED: If it's good enough for Snake while he's saving the world, it's good enough for me.
: That's a pretty sad thing to bring on a picnic...
: No, it's not! A great man once said it's the ambrosia of the gods!
: Geez, if you eat like that you'll be dead on the roadside by the time we head back. Here, I'll share mine.
ED: Ryouta's full of shit, CalorieMate fully restores your stamina bar when used. Don't listen to him, RK47-chan.
: Really? Wow! Thanks, Ryouta!
And so I got to eat half of Ryouta's lunch. His cooking is so good! We can save the CalorieMate in case of a survival situation.
ED: Since I want this update to be a decent length, and people asked for Music class a few posts ago, I picked music. I don't know when the next class choice will be, but it would be great if people could pick now, since the choices are likely to be Math, Gym, or Music, same as always, and I don't want to stop every time. [Now that we're on Yuuya's, route, I'm just picking music.]
ED:
: I wonder what those wigs felt like... they look like they're wearing ptarmigans on their heads.
ED: Sakuya is clearly too prestigious and for RK47's nonsense.
RK47 leveled up! Charisma increased by 5!
: The sports festival is right around the corner. Please think about what you'll do!
: Sports festival season already...?
: If it were in the fall it would conflict with the cultural festival, so it's always been in May.
: What are you going to do, Ryouta?
: I haven't decided, but... probably the three-legged race. Somebirdie has to.
: Cooo! (Okosan will handle the marathon! Indeed he will!)
: You do have a lot of stamina, Okosan... what about you, Sakuya?
: You can't possibly be expecting me to run in some race, can you?
: It is a sports festival. Is there an event that doesn't involve running...?
: How about being a cheerleader?
: The general, in other words... very well. Leave it to me.
ED: Yes, Sakuya, that is exactly what a cheerleader is.
: Umm... I don't think that's...
: Also, the first-aid team is always shorthanded, so I'm sure they could use help if anybirdie still can't decide. That's all for today.
Ryouta's doing the three-legged race, Okosan's running the marathon, and Sakuya's a cheerleader. Yuuya might be running the first-aid tent... What should I do? I'll have to think about it.
I never did make up my mind. What should I do?
We're getting them back today... Aaaaah, I don't think I did too well.
: RK47!
: Yes!
: You worked hard. Keep going like that and you'll do just fine. One day, you could surpass me. I'd love to see that!
ED: Yes, you might be able to intellectually surpass a bird with a brain less than half the size of a human testicle. The mind boggles at such high achievement.
… I guess I did pretty well, after all! And Mr. Nanaki seems happy with me too. Yay!
With the festival and the midterm over, there's nothing to look forward to but summer heat. Doves smell kind of funny when it gets humid like this... Huh? There's a bunch of birds in front of the staffroom. What are they doing? Oh! There's Yuuya.
: Yuuya! What's going on?
: Salutations, RK47! Brian won his seventh Pulitzer!
He gestures at a news clipping on the staffroom pinboard. It says “Brian, the first Intelligent Pigeon, Crowned Again”.
: Brian..?
: Don't tell me you don't know who he is!?
: I think I've heard the name, but...
ED: Not only do birds go to school, but you can win 7 Pulitzers for blogging. This is a dark future indeed.
: He's a very skilled and insightful writer. He was the one who suggested that the dove olympics be called the 'Pigeolympics'. He's extremely influential – the name was adopted right away. Why don't you look him up right now, mon amie? Try Googling 'Brian Pigeon'.
ED: The blog is real: http://pigeonblog.wordpress.com. Entries from all the way back in 2005.
: Okay!
: Okay! ….uh oh, lunch is nearly over. Adieu, RK47!
I wonder what I should do during break...
: Oh, hello... is that you, RK47?
: Mister Nanaki!
: You should be careful out this late! It can be dangerous for a girl, you know.
ED: It's not like all the potential rapists are a fraction of your size and hollow-boned... oh wait.
:I was about to head home. Would you like me to walk you to your place?
Cleaning the classroom took longer than usual. I need to hurry to the infirmary!
: What is it? I'm in a bit of a hurry...
: Nothing much. Just... have you heard of the seven mysteries of St. Pigeonation's, RK47?
: This school even has its own horror stories? Do tell.
: Yeah. Well... there's one that says that sometimes students will disappear in the infirmary only to show up again as food in the dining hall and quill pens in the school store.
ED: As a member of the infirmary staff, this is a major slur on our heroine's professional conduct.
: Sounds like an urban legend to me.
: It does, but... Doctor Iwamine is pretty suspicious. Be careful, okay?
: You go to the infirmary a lot, right? Has he ever done anything to you?
: No, but... Well, you're a girl, RK47. I'm a little worried.
: That's true. I'll be careful.
Ryouta always has been one to overthink things. Anyway, can't keep Yuuya waiting!
Huh? Yuuya and the doctor are talking about something.
Music: Shit's going down.
: You sure look like you woke up on the wrong side of the nest. What are you talking about?
: I shouldn't have to explain. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I have told you never to touch my desk, haven't I?
: And what makes you think I ever have?
This doesn't look too good...
: Umm...
: ! There you are, mon amie! RK47 can back me up on this. We were in the courtyard together until a few minutes ago. She said she was going to the restroom, so I should go ahead. I only just got here. In other words, I haven't had the time to go rifling through your stuff, doctor. Right, mon amie?
Just what is going on here? It sounds like the doctor suspects Yuuya of having gone through his desk while he was out... I came straight from the classroom to here, so Yuuya's obviously lying.
: RK47!
: Sir!?
: You didn't do too badly... I think...
: Y-yes..?
: You... nevermind, you did badly. Sorry.
: ...noooo...
: Try harder next time, okay?
I disappointed Mr. Nanaki... I'll have to study more from now on.
ED: I guess going to only music classes didn't do wonders for our academics. C&C!
Today's the last day! It's been a semester already... sometimes it seemed long and sometimes it seemed short, but either way, it's summer now! I should probably find out if I need to come to school to clean the infirmary at all.
: Well, I will be here just about every day the building is open... but there isn't any real need for you to come too.
: There's nothing I could do to help?
: No. Was there anything else?
Does RK47 want to prod the Fat Doctor in an uncomfortable place? Or should she ignore Ryouta's absurd conspiracy theories?
I slept way too late! School starts today, right? I'm gonna be late!
: Oh, hello, RK47!
: Sir! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I overslept!
: Overslept..?
: ...aaah! My homework! I forgot to bring my homework!
: Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself, RK47?
: Huh?
: What's the number in the top left-hand corner say?
: Oooh...
: You're just a little bit early.
: Waaah...
: Though, since you're here... could you lend me a hand for a bit, RK47?
: Lend you a hand?
: I was about to start grading the freshmen's exams, and I thought maybe you could help, if you don't have something else... of course, you have a test in September, so if you want to go and study in the library...
: Oh? Have fun! I'll see you tomorrow.
: Coo! (Okosan is always having fun!)
: Yup, yup.
: What is this "fun"?
ED: This guy sure thinks he's . He probably posts on the Codex.
: Once summer's over, time starts slipping by faster than ever. Try to stay focus.......ed....zzz
: Focus, sir! Focus!
: A student ID?
Whose is it? Someone from 2-2? ...not a name I recognize. Should go find their classroom? They might already have gone home, though... Well, any teacher will do, right?
ED: Much better choice this time around, RK47-chan.
: ...zzzzzz.
: SIR!!
: Oh! Hello, RK47. Did you forget to turn in your homework...?
: I found someone's ID card, sir. It's someone from 2-2... I thought I should take it here.
: Oh? Thank you, RK47, I can take care of it... huh?
: What is it?
: Nothing, just... you did find this today, right, RK47?
: Yes. In the corridor just outside...
: This student has been absent since the middle of June... how strange.
So then, was the card lying there all summer? Nobirdie noticed it? It's awfully clean, though... shouldn't it at least be dusty?
: Anyway, I'll take care of it. Thank you, RK47.
ED: Another elective day, another music class.
RK47 Leveled Up! Charisma increased by 5!