[A lot of the stuff before the choices is pretty BSB, I hear it improves later on, depending on what path you take. For now, I'm going to just skip over some of the worst parts, replacing them with a short explanation of what happens.]
It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates.
I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular.
This school is Japan's – no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds.
Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. Pigeonation's.
The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species.
I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird.
It's a long story...
: Usually you'd have been ready for an hour by now, RK47! Overslept?
: Breakfast was a little hard to catch today... I can't relax without red meat inside.
: Living as a hunter-gatherer sounds tough... I'd be happy to make you breakfast, you know.
: I might take you up on that offer when starvation looms. Thanks, Ryouta! Oh! The bell already? Come on, we need to hurry to class!
: Jeepers! No good being late on the first day!
And so Ryouta pulled me along into the school. Today is the start of a new semester. I wonder what lies in store... It was all I could do to adjust to the atmosphere last year. Better make up for all that lost fun! Old faces, new faces... a strange thrill fills my heart as I look at the assembled birds.
ED: The strange thrill of zoophilic lust.
Oh! The teacher's here!
ED: "Everybirdie"
.
[The teacher falls asleep in the middle of his sentence. Ryouta tries to wake him up, because he's that annoyingly enthusiastic
kid bird who even teachers hate.]
I'd heard the rumors, but I hadn't expected him to fall asleep just like that...
: Ah! I'm sorry... Isn't it a little warm in here? Which reminds me, we have a transfer student. Please, introduce yourself, Shirogane.
ED: Well fuck you too.
: Oh, well. I guess that's that.
: Hey, hey, hey! That's no good!
: But he doesn't want to introduce himself...
: But we can't just let him break the rules like that, sir! The system will collapse, and we'll all turn into KULAKS AND DISSENTERS!
ED:
: …well, when you put it like that... could you at least say your name, Shirogane?
: … Shirogane Le Bel Sakuya.
Sakuya sits down, glaring daggers at Ryouta and me. I think this little bird is telling me there' going to be trouble down the line.
[We go to the library and meet an antisocial mourning dove, who tries to ignore us as best he can.]
[Not much happens, so RK47 leaves the library and its lone inhabitant, and goes back to the hallway, where she witnesses a little drama taking place.]
: Come on, Sakuya – what kind of thing is that to say to your own brother? After all these years!
: My brother? You must be joking. You've never once been a brother to me. Please, don't try to talk to me again. I've no time for half-breeds. I'll be going, now.
I hadn't meant to eavesdrop, but I think I just overheard something juicy! The ever popular trend-setter and ladies' man Sakazaki Yuuya is Sakuya's brother? I wonder what the story behind that is...
: Hey.
: !
: You heard that whole thing, right? Are you a friend of Sakuya's?
: I-I-I-I-I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to listen in on you! \(^o^)/
: Haha. No sweat. I try to stay sexy and suave in front of all you little ladies, but that there wasn't too cool.
I've never talked to him before, but he's famous, or infamous, throughout the school. Everybirdie knows of him
: You're RK47... right?
: H-how did you...!?
: I know everybirdie here. Besides, you're the only human. A single poppy in a field of rye. Did you say you were a friend of Sakuya's?
: Not exactly... we had a rather ballistic introduction this morning. We're in the same calss. That's all. I'd never have thought that stuck-up aristocrat wannabe was your brother.
: Aristocrat wannabe... he is an aristocrat, actually. The genuine article. In the flesh.
He is!?
: He's a bit of a pain, so good luck, mon amie. Adieu!
He really is a noblebird... I've never heard anything like that about Yuuya, though. Probably a twisty business!
[RK47 goes back to class, it finishes, and she looks for Ryouta, who is apparently in the infirmary. However, it seems to be empty.]
I feel a little nervous poking around the empty room...
: Woah, they've got all kinds of drugs in here! Ethylpar, tri-fe, rohypnol, lucio bezene... what do these even do?
???: Care to find out?
: I'll feed you all sorts of things, if you want, Hmmm?
: No, thank you!
He's rather creepy in person, and has a bad reputation among the student body.
Everybirdie knows that even just talking to him can bring you down with aspergers, psittacosis, or even worse things. And I never even heard him come in the door...
...a ninja doctor!?!?
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And that is all I have time for now. Pretty unexciting so far, but I have faith in this game's ability to deliver. The music makes it a lot weirder, especially the fatass Doctor, who always has the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy as BGM.