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H-Game Summer (1st Pretty Soldier Wars)

Which porno game do you fags want?

  • Let's Meow Meow! (cat girls)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pretty Soldier Wars A.D. 2048 (possible tentacle rape)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Private Nurse (romantic)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Family Project ~Kazoku Keikaku~ (gang of social misfits, not incest)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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I've decided that I will try to get through a few more H-games this summer while I'm out of school. I have a select few for you to choose from to start with. Note that the available choices may change the next time, so if there's one you really want, you better choose it this time.

This poll isn't going to last days that's for certain, so pick quickly.

All LPs will be in this thread, just so you know.
 

Malakal

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Jim Cojones said:
Pretty Soldier Wars A.D. 2048 (possible tentacle rape)
Hey, there's a review of this game on Tacticular Cancer!

I read that this one is the worst fucking piece of shit ever translated. Thus I vote for this one. Follow me fellow Codexers, let us inflict pain upon OP.
 
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The poll looks like a hand without a thumb giving me the finger. Makes a lot of sense in this case...
 

WhiskeyWolf

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Malakal said:
Jim Cojones said:
Pretty Soldier Wars A.D. 2048 (possible tentacle rape)
Hey, there's a review of this game on Tacticular Cancer!

I read that this one is the worst fucking piece of shit ever translated. Thus I vote for this one. Follow me fellow Codexers, let us inflict pain upon OP.
Played it a bit today, it was painful... vote for this people.
 
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It's p. obvious what the choice is going to be, so I've already started a little.

Part .5: One choice I'm giving you
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Oooh, opening screen.

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Suckle the teat of devastation.

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Shitty name for a shitty place.

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This is my place in this whole thing.

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So this is what my psychology degree will get me...

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Sup slut?

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To the lounge! I need to get drunk!

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And here's your decision! Whoever responds first with a choice is the one that I choose. The reason I'm doing it this way is because I don't know what any of them look like, so rather than choose at random, you all can choose at random.
 

Cenobyte

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No idea, talk to Haruka.

(don't know the game)

And +1 to more lulzy dialogues.
 
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Part 1: Winks and Twinks
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Her face looks kind of butch. Way to go.

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Thank you for that unnecessary explanation.

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And you need me to teach you the way of the world? :wink:

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Oh, I guess it doesn't matter who you talk to because you can talk to anyone again, that's p. gay.

I'll decide this time. Let's go with Alpha.

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If she didn't have tits, I'd think it was a Jap dude.

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Do you want me to release that pressure? :wink:

Next let's go with Misa.

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No, I'm just some random dude who wandered in this place filled with the secret weapons against tentacle monsters.

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I won't let them live, I'll just let them rape.

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This Ayumi, she is probably 12, I can see that the codex will want me to fuck her.

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Marie.

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As much as you're going to get raped by tentacles and me? I doubt you'll be a real human woman, but you will be a real japanese woman.

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Saeko, apparently, she's a bitch.

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Mikako, she might be the codex's second choice to fuck.

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Bitch, you be triflin'.

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Let's prepare for rape!...I mean combat!

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Something from the Biosoldier factory will be out. I guess we'll see if I use it.

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A whole lot of ASSP up in here.

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Tough shit ladies. Prepare for your death.


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Finally.

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Great....

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wat.

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They are so smrt!

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You're my bitches now!

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These are the whores I've chosen. Hopefully they will all die besides the robot. Robot probably kicks major ass.

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That's tentacular!

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oh god i have to use tactics

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Those are the rapists.

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Hey! This is my job to decide what happens!

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phail.

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yay!

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And you killed it.

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Does this mean rape?

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You're the one that I want to fuck.

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Apparently someone is randomly being raped...

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God this is fucking creepy. I hate you all. Why did I put this on the list?

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More creepy rape.

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Fuck the japanese. Two bombs was not enough!

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Thank Christ, we saved one.

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Saved another and fight over!

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wat.

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The upcoming group, only two differences given that one failed and I decided to give the 12 year old a break.
 

ElectricOtter

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the entire Codex is fapping to that tentacle rape
 
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If there's some kind of disaster in a Japanese game, it's most of the time going to involve nukes as a catalyst. They never really got over that shit.
 

Gragt

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Private Nurse was boring enough that I couldn't finish it, and that's no small feat. Family Project is cool but very very long, just so you are warned — the intro video comes around 4 or 5 hours in the game, that's pretty much how long the prologue is.
 

SerratedBiz

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For some reason I played the original one for a lot longer before getting bored. Maybe it's those oldschool hentai graphics that were just better than these new softened crapholio characters.
 
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Gragt said:
Private Nurse was boring enough that I couldn't finish it, and that's no small feat. Family Project is cool but very very long, just so you are warned — the intro video comes around 4 or 5 hours in the game, that's pretty much how long the prologue is.
Choices will be different next time. I also didn't finish Private Nurse, it was super fucking long. Didn't know the Family Project was so long, I was just going off the g-collections website. Since that seems the simplest way to find those games and then torrent them.
 

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