Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Groin shots redefined

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by bonescraper, Apr 10, 2012.

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  1. bonescraper Arbiter

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    Click here and disable ads!


    GOTY 2012 confirmed. I already have it preordered (so i can shot Hitler in the nuts, obviously). I loved the first game, but this one looks like it's going to rip my balls off:incline:

  2. Satori Prophet

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    Didn't even know they were making a second, cheers for the heads up!

    Also that x-ray testicle shot reminds me of an American Football game where the same happened in an injury, except the testes leaked fluid alongside rupturing.

  3. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    I posted this in BTE way back

  4. Mangoose Cipher

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    Stranglehooooold

  5. Azalin Arbiter Patron

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    :what:

    I guess I will have to buy that game now

    Wow,just wow

    [IMG]
    Excidium Brofists this.

  6. betamin Learned

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    Gaw daym

  7. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    ...bahahaha it erupts out of his pants.

  8. spectre Scholar

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    I thought it was april fools stuff...

  9. Carrion Savant Patron

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    Cover button in Sniper Elite confirmed.

    Also, what if I don't want to shoot Hitler?

  10. Gerrard Liturgist

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    What. The. Fuck. What was the thought process behind having a feature like this in the game?
    E: actually, it's not that hard to imagine :hearnoevil:

  11. funkadelik Educated

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    Retard bus, retard BUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!

  12. Zboj Lamignat Learned

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    You can always shoot yourself, no one cares.

  13. someone else Savant

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    White men so decadent.
    anus_pounder and SCO Brofist this.

  14. Turisas Magister Patron

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    Is the first Sniper Elite any good? Or are there any sniper games that aren't made by crappy eastern european devs with shit production values?

  15. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    It's pretty good. The AI is sometimes a little psychic, there's a fair bit of forced close quarters combat at certain stages but the fun of the game is making crazy shots.

  16. Turisas Magister Patron

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    Yeah reckon I'll give it a try since the PC demo for V2 isn't out yet ('later this month'... so in other words the 30th : x) .

  17. bonescraper Arbiter

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    Sniper Elite wasn't made by "crappy eastern european devs". And yes, it's good. The visuals aren't too pretty (it's a 2005 game), but the game is fun and pretty challenging.

  18. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    If Rebellion is making this one I fully expect it to be a failed direct gameplay rip of the first one with graphical overhaul like they did with AVP.

    I like the idea of a realistic sniper game w/ coop multiplayer. Working in pairs is how it's really done so it makes too much sense not to if you're going for realism. "WHOA U JUST EXPLODED HIS BALLS *E for fistbump*"

  19. bonescraper Arbiter

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    SE is far from being realistic :roll:

  20. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    Considering you can survive a direct blast from a panzer/tiger and run away, heal up and get back in it... yeah it's nowhere close.

    The shooting was fairly realistic for a mainstream release though.

    Like I said above I'd love a realistic coop sniper game but most gamers don't have the patience for that type of thing.

  21. Turisas Magister Patron

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    Yeah I was referring to the Sniper series by City Interactive, actually.

  22. Steve Learned

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    Sniping as a team in project reality was lots of fun, I'm sure there are also lots of sniping missions for ARMA2 if you prefer extra realism.

  23. Topher Savant

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    I hate to say this but the first Sniper Elite was better on console because those versions supported co-op. I played the Xbox version to death with a friend of mine and we download the PC version from steam only to learn that it doesn't support any form of co-op play.

  24. bonescraper Arbiter

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    Hah, this just in. The PC version will receive a Team Deathmatch multiplayer mode with dedicated servers, supporting up to 12 players. Rebellion actually financed the PC version by themselves, and they said it will receive more love than the sub-par consoletard edition. :salute:

    I can't wait for the friggin demo.

  25. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    12 players? These maps better be fuckin huge.
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