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denizsi

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They misused and broke all the bread cutting machines during Kristallnacht. Since then, bread cutting machines have been a taboo associated with joos.
 

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There's no need for sliced bread if you have your own bread cutting machine.
Also, Germany is well-known to have some of the best and the most different kinds of bread worldwide.
 

GeneralSamov

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JarlFrank said:
There's no need for sliced bread if you have your own bread cutting machine.
Yeah, but is it as kick ass and elaborate as this one?

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And in America they don't even have bread. Just this shitty squishy white shit that's soft as hell. Then there's French bread there that has a tiny crust, and is then shitty and soft as hell on the inside. It's like Americans have no teeth.
 

Texas Red

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If you cut the fresh bread right after its been cooked, the heat will escape.
 

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Grimoire dev environment is running again

turns into discussion about bread.
lol
 

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denizsi said:
They misused and broke all the bread cutting machines during Kristallnacht. Since then, bread cutting machines have been a taboo associated with joos.
LOL
 

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Real, nutritious bread is made out of whole wheat flour (the higher the type number, the better). Tends to be darker, smaller (denser) and harder, and crumbles when you grab a piece.

White bread is made out of refined wheat flour. No fiber, no complex carbohydrates; just a glycemic bomb soon to be stored as proud, American fat. It's very fluffy and stretches when you grab it. Like most of their consumers.
 

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Real men don't slice their bread, they eat it whole.

Also, what do you Germans know about bread? In Poland catholic people fucking worship bread. There's an old custom here that if bread falls on the floor you ought to kiss it. And what is this thread about anyway?

In other news - drunk-posting on the Codex is awesome. You gotta try it someday.
 

Radisshu

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Well, sweden has mastered the art of knäckebröd. Which doesn't mean hard bread.

But it is what it is.

If you're interested.
 

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barker_s said:
There's an old custom here that if bread falls on the floor you ought to kiss it.

Back home if bread falls on the floor you better not touch it because lo chupo el diablo.
 

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Cleveland Mark Blakemore

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SkeleTony said:
And cookie-cutter fantasy settings tend to be much better than 99% of the allegedly non-cookie cutter settings that usually end up just being cookie cutter settings themselves save that they have renamed 'Elves' as something unpronounceable and call "Magic" something like 'Psi-omancy' or some shit.

Cleave is an ignorant jack off with a lame vaporware game that features a cookie cutter fantasy setting wherein he has renamed "Dwarfs" as "Barrowers" and thinks this is the height of creativity. He knows even less about politics, history and philosophy than he does about what makes good fiction GOOD.

He should be opening his mouth about neither.

I would describe your grammar as "fuming Mongoloid." Another angry, angry special needs child whose sputtering rage drives him to write and then tear up one screed after another whilst sitting on the railroad bridge singing to himself.

At least get the spelling of my name correct.
 

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SkeleTony

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Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:
SkeleTony said:
And cookie-cutter fantasy settings tend to be much better than 99% of the allegedly non-cookie cutter settings that usually end up just being cookie cutter settings themselves save that they have renamed 'Elves' as something unpronounceable and call "Magic" something like 'Psi-omancy' or some shit.

Cleave is an ignorant jack off with a lame vaporware game that features a cookie cutter fantasy setting wherein he has renamed "Dwarfs" as "Barrowers" and thinks this is the height of creativity. He knows even less about politics, history and philosophy than he does about what makes good fiction GOOD.

He should be opening his mouth about neither.

I would describe your grammar as "fuming Mongoloid." Another angry, angry special needs child whose sputtering rage drives him to write and then tear up one screed after another whilst sitting on the railroad bridge singing to himself.

At least get the spelling of my name correct.

Was a Freudian slip crackhead. I was discussing a new graphic I am doing for RuneSword for a skill called "Cleave" and then I came here to find a discussion about "Cleve".

"Fuming Mongoloid"? Really? You are like one of those guys who pays hookers to beat the shit out of him and pee on his face. To come here trying to take stabs at my grammar, knowing full well that I will embarrass you in any debate is just twisted.

So what's new Cleve'? Did you discover while reading The Turner Diaries that Einstein was actually responsible for cancer itself? Or maybe you figured out that the Viet Nam war never actually happened? Just another cooked up conspiracy by the "Mud-people" eh?

You are a 'tard.
 

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The Vanished One said:
Melcar said:
Real men slice their own bread... with rocks.
I beg your pardon, sir, but real men tear their bread with their bare hands.
No, REAL men rip it straight with their teeth.

1eyedking said:
Real, nutritious bread is made out of whole wheat flour (the higher the type number, the better). Tends to be darker, smaller (denser) and harder, and crumbles when you grab a piece.

White bread is made out of refined wheat flour. No fiber, no complex carbohydrates; just a glycemic bomb soon to be stored as proud, American fat. It's very fluffy and stretches when you grab it. Like most of their consumers.
OK, but for the record, there is no healthy bread. Complex carbohydrates lead just to a milder version of the same blood sugar problem. Humans haven't evolved with a diet of grains, that's why you can't eat them raw.
 

SkeleTony

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Plus wheat bread just tastes nasty. The Wonder bread straight from the bag is delicious!
 

Wyrmlord

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SkeleTony said:
So what's new Cleve'? Did you discover while reading The Turner Diaries that Einstein was actually responsible for cancer itself? Or maybe you figured out that the Viet Nam war never actually happened? Just another cooked up conspiracy by the "Mud-people" eh?
Well, checking his blog, he recently linked to an article which said that vaccines are a hoax, and that AIDS is a man-made disease. :o

But anyway, on a more serious note, is that what he had done on Grimoire? Renaming Dwarfs to Barrowers,.etc? :?

Because it sounds uncannilly similiar to what D. W. Bradley used to do. :D Thievery is Skullduggery, Pickpocketing is Legerdemain, Wookies are Mooks, Critical Kill is Kirijutsu, and so on. I don't know, I guess this sort of stuff was considered clever in the early 90s, and it never failed to raise an eyebrow whenever I played these games recently.
 

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Jasede said:
And in America they don't even have bread. Just this shitty squishy white shit that's soft as hell. Then there's French bread there that has a tiny crust, and is then shitty and soft as hell on the inside. It's like Americans have no teeth.

If bread could be made out of meat, then it might be worth bothering with.


but srsly

You have to go to a bakery or a "fancy" supermarket or a regular supermarket in an area where people care about bread, if you want "real" bread.
 

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