Glorious Blood Bowl League of Codexia Makes Great Return - LAGOLE GON IS CHAMPION HUZZAH

[Grunker]

In a league with Orcs and Dwarves the people playing elves aren't the problem

 

[Grunker]

In other words: GO MEGRIM

 

[Lagole Gon]

Why. Did. You. Not. Mark. That. Catcher. With. A. Blitzer...

Eh. It wouldn't help anyway. Elven magic.

 

[Grunker]

Why. Did. You. Not. Mark. That. Catcher. With. A. Blitzer...

this match has got any spectator brimming with questions I wager

 

[Grunker]

whoa risky biz with that pickup megrim

edit: nevermind BERE YOU HAD FREE 2D BLOCK ON BALL CARRIER MANG

edit2: Dead orc blitzer!

 

[Lagole Gon]

 

[Grunker]

What a match!

Round has moved. Here are your matches:

Megrim - up for playing right away?

 

[Lagole Gon]

I can't find Undead Phoenix on steam. Show yourself. SHOW YOURSELF!

 

[Grunker]

I can't find Undead Phoenix on steam. Show yourself. SHOW YOURSELF!

check yo pms

 

[Lagole Gon]

Welp. I can fight today. Just waiting for him to appear on steam.

FIGHT ME BRO!

 

[Andnjord]

Orcs? Oh dear....

All right Berekän , can you do tomorrow? Or late this evening?

 

[Berekän]

Orcs? Oh dear....

All right Berekän , can you do tomorrow? Or late this evening?

Hey, can do both, ping me on Steam again when you want to play

 

[Andnjord]

Meat Loving Vegans vs Da Tunnel Snakes is on!!

 

[Andnjord]

AAAAAAND IT'S A WIN FOR THE MEAT LOVERS! After the disastrous game against the 'zons, the Vegans manage to turn it around and secure their first win! (and incidentally my first win in BB since... oh about 12 years ago)

Hired the chainsaw Star PLayer. The only thing he achieves is rolling a one on turn 1 and another 1 on turn 2 that results in a turnover

I start getting severely boxed in after that.

Turn around as a failed block leaves an opening for Elen Degeneres to run through! The orc Thrower gets injured and The werewolf injures a Black orc! It's a touchdown on turn 7!

Tightly fought second half where Berekan tickles Nuffles testicles a bit too much for his tastes.

Final result 2-1 for Meat Loving Vegans with a last turn TD from Ellen Degeneres

Congrats to Berekän for a raucously fun game

 

[Darth Roxor]

Chef_Hathaway can you mayhap play in roughly 4 hours?

 

[Andnjord]

So, asking the Hivemind's wisdom: Natalie Portman the werewolf rolled a double. Should I stick with giving her block? Or should I give mighty blow or dodge?

Also Ellen Degeneres reached lvl 3 in one go. After the obligatory block, should she have sure hands or side step?

 

[Darth Roxor]

MB on the wolf, don't think twice

 

[Lagole Gon]

Pass Block on the wolf, don't think twice.

 

[Andnjord]

Gave her Mighty Blow in the end. Everyone has AV 7!

What about the Goul though?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Pass Block on the wolf, don't think twice.

interesting way to misspell diving tackle

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Pass Block on the wolf, don't think twice.

interesting way to misspell diving tackle

Bro, do you even English? It's spelled Dirty Player.

 

[Chef_Hathaway]

Chef_Hathaway can you mayhap play in roughly 4 hours?

Sorry I was asleep, perhaps tomorrow?

 

[Lagole Gon]

1-1

That fucking game man...

 

[Undead Phoenix]

First half - I dominated. Knocked out 3 players, sidelined a ghoul and killed a zombie.

Second half - opposite. Lagole played better and didn't give me an opening and forced me further and further back, eventually sacking the ball carrier after my Skinks dodged like Dwarfs.

I'd say it was a fair result, since I rolled 100% more 1's than 6's and 6 was the Undead's most rolled number

 

[Lagole Gon]

Oh, don't give me that crap after 3KOs and a kill in the first half.

Where the hell were these 6's during armor rolls.
Wait... that's a good question actually. The log says the attacked makes armor rolls for his own players, so... whos 6's killed (not for long) my zombie? They may have fixed that, dunno.