Games That Made You Go...SHIT

[Metro]

All these people with hearts torn apart by Invisible War... Bitch, I couldn't stomach the original Deus Ex beyond some part with an airplane.

 

[A user named cat]

Mass Effect 1 -- lasted a whole five minutes before uninstalling and deleting. Haven't touched a Bioware game since and never will.

STALKER: Call of Pripyat -- same old shit, drab shooting mechanics and all. Was hoping for something that would at least feel different but it was as wooden and suck as the other games.

Neverwinter Nights 2 -- blargh. Still haven't played MotB due to the sour taste of attempting to play that shit.

Dungeon Siege -- a game that managed to feel repetitive and boring as hell within a few minutes of the intro farm.

Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy -- ruined from the start thanks to the whiners that cried on Raven forums about getting crushed in Outcast by people who knew the game well. Soon as I saw idiots running around in MP spamming flashy spinny moves that did no damage, LARPing the movie characters and spawning inside enemy bases in CTF, I shook my head and dumped it.

Ultima IX --

 

[Kouvo]

Gothic 3. Though I should probably check out the community patch at this point.

 

[sexbad?]

All these people with hearts torn apart by Invisible War... Bitch, I couldn't stomach the original Deus Ex beyond some part with an airplane.

have fun with your deafblind ai and guns that a leper could fire more accurately

 

[DalekFlay]

Mass Effect 1 -- lasted a whole five minutes before uninstalling and deleting. Haven't touched a Bioware game since and never will.

Assuming Dragon Age is included in that you're really pitting into the wind and getting it right back in the face here. They're completely different games by completely different internal teams. While Dragon Age 2 might suck ass Origins is at least worth a playthrough.

 

[Metro]

All these people with hearts torn apart by Invisible War... Bitch, I couldn't stomach the original Deus Ex beyond some part with an airplane.

I have shit taste in games.

I know.

 

[Melan]

Dungeon Siege -- a game that managed to feel repetitive and boring as hell within a few minutes of the intro farm.

Dungeon Siege, when I realised the characters were mostly fighting automatically, loading up the treasure automatically, and doing most everything automatically. IOW, the game was masturbating.

Ultima IX --

Ultima IX never happened.

 

[markec]

STALKER: Call of Pripyat -- same old shit, drab shooting mechanics and all. Was hoping for something that would at least feel different but it was as wooden and suck as the other games.

Finishing first area, going to next one, returning back pretty much immediately because I forgot to loot the corpses at the checkpoint only to find all enemies have respawned.

 

[Bitcher1]

Well I didn't have too much experience with RPGs back then, had more patience time, and was naive enough to think the game would get good at some point...

I was referring to that notorious rumor about Ruins of Myth Drannor formatting your hard drive when you tried to uninstall it.

 

[DraQ]

All these people with hearts torn apart by Invisible War... Bitch, I couldn't stomach the original Deus Ex beyond some part with an airplane.

Sex indeed bad.

At least when sexbad's parents do it.

STALKER: Call of Pripyat -- same old shit, drab shooting mechanics and all. Was hoping for something that would at least feel different but it was as wooden and suck as the other games.

Also, CoP does one thing better:
It has pretty good quests and quest structure, for starters.

 

[ghostdog]

So I acquired a PS3 from a friend because I wanted to play Demon's Souls. Of course nobody of my popamole friends had Demon's Souls so I had to buy it . On the other hand they have many majestic games like Uncharted and The Last of Us, so when I finished DeS I decided to try the Last of us...



The game starts, looooong cinematic sequence, same old shit with zombapocalypse but whatever, then brief moment of "gameplay" running around, then cutscene. Then overly scripted "stealth" sequence, then cutscene. Then overly scripted action sequence, then cutscene. I'm saying to myself, ok, this shit is going to open up a bit at some point, this is just the beginning, it can't be THAT linear and restricted. right ? RIGHT ?! Oh yes it can. I don't think I've played a more linear and restricted game. I was hoping that when I reach the outside of the city there would be some slight illusion of opening up, but no it's the same shit all over again. Even Enslaved - odyssey to the west had more exploration and things to do. Compared to this the new Tomb Raider game is a masterpiece of incline. This crappy game fails in all levels. It tries to be cinematic, yet you have your stupid companions with their nonexistent AI running around you when you try to sneak and bumping onto various zombies, yet the zombies completely ignore them. Just one example of how pathetic and lazy the design is. And the lauded story is boring to the bone. There's nothing to set it apart from the pile of mediocre zombapocalypse stories, the same old tired crap, and the whole gimmick with the waifu you must protect, that lately has been forced down your throat. This game is supposedly recommended for its story, but I don't think I have ever seen a more mundane zombie story. The fact that these people got 10/10s and awards for this disgusting banality shows how declined the gaming industry is.

You're gonna say, "you had it coming" and you're right, but from time to time I like to distract myself with some popamole, and as I've said even Enslaved was a much better game, and there isn't even a comparison with Tomb Raider.

I can't believe I've spent so much time writing about this. Bottom line : The Last Of Us is the undisputed faggot king of Popamole, as far as I'm concerned. A game that fails in all fronts that matter, a crock of shit that insults your intelligence.

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

Half-Life 2
Unreal 2
Gears of War
Aliens vs Predator 3
any COD game I've tried (three or four of them)

Poor fps genre :/

 

[80s Stallone]

WarCraft III, when those Nightelves appeared. It was then I realized that Warcraft turned into a furry cartoon. Directly followed by "Frozen Throne", such a useless, bloated expansion set only there to establish "World of Warcraft".

 

[DraQ]

Poor fps genre :/

But HL2 wasn't bad (although very not HL1) and GoW isn't FPS.

 

[Havoc]

The game that I shall not the name, but I will give out a hint. It's starts with A and ends with SHIT.

Oh, and it was mentioned in the first posts.

 

[FeelTheRads]

The game that I shall not the name, but I will give out a hint. It's starts with A and ends with SHIT.

Uhh.. aah... Alpha Protoshit?

 

[Havoc]

If that would be the game I think is the worst in the world, then something is fucked up with the world. In other words, no.

 

[Durwyn]

Thi4f - Mashing every fucking button trying to jump on a bed in the very first room just to take a better look, rage-quit when I recalled jumping is not possible.

Dark Souls - When I discovered that after so much hype and hope I had for the awaited PC port I just can't force myself to like the game. I still feel slightly ashamed.

Arcania - After finishing the first hub/village I realized "WTF am I doing ?!". Triple the shame from DS.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Unreal 2- It sure is unreal the things they have done to my favourite FPS
Gothic 3- I was not able to play it for 2-3 years, after Gothic 2&NoTR I jumped on this one... And also there is Arcania afterwards...
Dragon Age 2- While first one wasn't perfect I thought they can upgrade most of it in second game, realized how wrong I was after playing the demo. Best part is my gf bought PS3 version as a present...
Command and Conquer 4- How to destroy an IP 101
Final Fantasy 13- I wasn't really a fan after X but 13 destroyed my all interest. One of them few games that I felt asleep while playing.

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

GoW isn't FPS.

Yes, but GoW belongs to unholy trinity of games that have most destructive influence on fpshooterz (among CoD and Halo)

I must add Serious Sam 2 - I wept after seeing these Smurfs to protect

 

[Outlander]

Well I didn't have too much experience with RPGs back then, had more patience time, and was naive enough to think the game would get good at some point...

I was referring to that notorious rumor about Ruins of Myth Drannor formatting your hard drive when you tried to uninstall it.

Oh, I didn't remember about that, and didn't happen to me.

 

[potatojohn]

^
Playing "console shooters" is like being a heterosexual, yet still watching some gay porn, once in a while. Jesus, what's the point?

Umm, everyone does that sometimes. Right guys? Right?

 

[A user named cat]

Do the Metroid Prime games count as FPSes? If so, then those were some legit good console shooters and everyone should play them at least once. They even had a decent control scheme and didn't make using a controller a nightmare.

 

[dnf]

GoW isn't FPS.

Yes, but GoW belongs to unholy trinity of games that have most destructive influence on fpshooterz (among CoD and Halo)

I must add Serious Sam 2 - I wept after seeing these Smurfs to protect

The problem with clones is that often they don't copy the best features of these games. Halo have a good AI, music and levels for starters, but clones only copy 2 gun limit and health regen, and sequels subsequently dumb the game down.

 

[spekkio]

Do the Metroid Prime games count as FPSes?

A proper FPS with an auto-aim? Sure, why not...



Not that these were bad games, but not necessarily good shooters (played only MP1 for ~1h, didn't like the slowdowns in Dolphin).