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Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)
- Thread starter Hümmelgümpf
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*Between the turn*
Stand your ground! Don’t let them through!
*Between the turn*
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Turn #91
Here we have another scene “Party-Van Not Approved” this time totally pussy-psyche-harmless where Kou and Rance are taking a bath. I’m just playing it safe.
[Rance]
“Ready?”
[Rance]
“I’m pouring the water.”
[Oda Kou]
“Oh!”
[Rance]
“Were you plugging your ears?”
[Oda Kou]
“Yes.”
[Rance]
“All right, let’s wash your hair”.
[Oda Kou]
“Ohh.”
[Rance]
“Scrub, scrub.”
[Oda Kou]
“Oh, oh.”
[Rance]
“Shampoo, scrub, scrub.”
[Oda Kou]
“………So it’s time, huh?”
[Rance]
“Hm?”
[Oda Kou]
“We’re going into the decisive battle soon.”
[Rance]
“Yeah. You can leave Plan Z that you came up with to me.”
[Oda Kou]
“Okay. You can leave stuff up to me too.”
[Rance]
“Okay.”
[Rance]
“But Plan Z is dangerous.”
[Oda Kou]
“I know.”
*Rumble*
[Oda Kou]
“Oh…!”
[Rance]
“Hmmm… That was still weak.”
[Oda Kou]
“Yes…”
[Rance]
“Well, we’ll go soon. We should make it.”
[Oda Kou]
“Yes.”
[Rance]
“Then, here we go again.”
[Rance]
“Lalalala. Scrub, scrub. Your hair’s long, so it’s worthwhile to wash it.”
[Oda Kou]
“Rance Nii-sama…”
[Rance]
„Hm?”
[Oda Kou]
„Nii-sama… You, um… do things with not only Sill-san, but many girls, right…?”
[Rance]
„Yup.”
[Rance]
„We do erotic things!”
[Oda Kou]
„O-Oh…! That’s so direct!”
[Oda Kou]
„Um… You’ve taken a bath with me like this many times, but… um…”
[Oda Kou]
„Something like that never happens, so…”
[Rance]
“That’s because you’ve got a long ways to go.”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh, that’s so direct again…!”
[Rance]
“Gahahahaha.”
[Oda Kou]
„…Really…?”
[Rance]
“Hm?”
[Oda Kou]
„Could it be that you don’t do anything to me because…”
[Oda Kou]
„I’m impure…?”
[Rance]
“………”
[Oda Kou]
„……”
[Rance]
“Toooooooooh!!!”
Rance violently washes Kou’s hair.”
[Oda Kou]
„Kya… What…?”
[Rance]
“Let me tell you something good.”
[Oda Kou]
„Eh…?”
[Rance]
“For a good woman…”
[Rance]
“Sex with men with no technique doesn’t count!!”
[Oda Kou]
„Eh, really!?”
[Rance]
“Yes, really.”
[Rance]
“The guys without technique are just pieces of trash that passed by. They don’t count, so it’s a zero.”
[Oda Kou]
„……”
[Rance]
“That’s right. Once you grow up and become more sexy…”
[Rance]
“I’ll guide you to the dazzling true world of ero.”
[Rance]
“Your count will finally go up by one at that time. And after you have sex with me, all the other men will become trash.”
[Rance]
“Then, you’ll be my only Kou-chan. Gahahahaha.”
[Oda Kou]
“Geez, Nii-sama…”
[Rance]
“Gahahaha. You’ve fallen foe me. You’ve fallen for me!”
Rance laughs as he washes Kou’s hair.
[Oda Kou]
„Kya… My eyes… They’re hurting…”
[Rance]
“Don’t worry.”
[Oda Kou]
„Eh?”
[Rance]
If you grow up a bit more, I’d get horny looking at you even if you’re wearing thick clothes.”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh… I don’t want that either. I won’t take baths with you if it turns out like that.”
[Rance]
“What!?”
[Oda Kou]
„I want us to be like siblings forever.”
[Rance]
(Gahahaha, that’s impossible. Time doesn’t stop.)
[Rance]
(My dick doesn’t even react when looking at Kou-chan now, but…)
[Rance]
(She’ll eventually be a great woman. I’m looking forward to it. )
[Rance]
“Gufufufufu.”
[Oda Kou]
„Um, you’re laughing lewdly…”
[Rance]
“Well, let’s wash it off. Plug your ears and close your eyes. Your mouth too.”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh… Okay.”
[Rance]
“Splash!”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh!”
Then the continuation in the normal broadcast mode.
Don’t ask me what’s “henderopa”. Tried to google it, got some WOW bullshit.
The last stronghold before the final battle.
No holding back.
Omachi’s finisher.
I will give you an idea where they might be – the fucking BRIDGE!
What did I tell you.
Sieg HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
We still have to characters to milk.
Sorry people, some time ago I said that I would save her from the curse. I fail.
Here we go… Maestro! Music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QZmXe-0g2g
Xavier is weaker then Orochi but you still may find yourself very much dead. You have to have Rance or Kentaro in your party or the other members won’t be able to deal damage to him. That’s why I’m placing the kid in the back row. It’s not a totally safe position but still better then the front row.
Now, the last field battle.
Ha. Now it’s time to kick some premium-demon-ass.
Xavier’s problem here is that he isn’t facing the usual RPG Hero.
So here is the rundown of our opponents. The Guard is pathetic and not even worth mentioning.
The Monkey isn’t really much stronger either, but it’s attacks take away AP points from the character which it attacks.
Monkey has been eliminated just before he had his turn.
Here it is, the attack-all bullshit.
We only lost eye-ball, the rest I switched.
Ninja fuck yeah!
Time to change the track.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaF4RHzQ5HI
This is where the credits roll in, unfortunately I can’t do screens of them. The track…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXaXToPskbE
The End
So her we are, at the end. Now that I think about it this LP started in October 2009, I didn’t start it but by God I finished it.
I wanted to thank Alicesoft for developing this truly amazing game and Yandere Translations for translating it from moon-speak into English. Honor to them.
Now I can finally play other routes, not to mention that there is still Daibanchou which I didn’t even install. Oh, there is also my faggy blog which is gathering dust right now.
8745, signing off.
*Between the turn*
Stand your ground! Don’t let them through!
*Between the turn*
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Turn #91
Here we have another scene “Party-Van Not Approved” this time totally pussy-psyche-harmless where Kou and Rance are taking a bath. I’m just playing it safe.
[Rance]
“Ready?”
[Rance]
“I’m pouring the water.”
[Oda Kou]
“Oh!”
[Rance]
“Were you plugging your ears?”
[Oda Kou]
“Yes.”
[Rance]
“All right, let’s wash your hair”.
[Oda Kou]
“Ohh.”
[Rance]
“Scrub, scrub.”
[Oda Kou]
“Oh, oh.”
[Rance]
“Shampoo, scrub, scrub.”
[Oda Kou]
“………So it’s time, huh?”
[Rance]
“Hm?”
[Oda Kou]
“We’re going into the decisive battle soon.”
[Rance]
“Yeah. You can leave Plan Z that you came up with to me.”
[Oda Kou]
“Okay. You can leave stuff up to me too.”
[Rance]
“Okay.”
[Rance]
“But Plan Z is dangerous.”
[Oda Kou]
“I know.”
*Rumble*
[Oda Kou]
“Oh…!”
[Rance]
“Hmmm… That was still weak.”
[Oda Kou]
“Yes…”
[Rance]
“Well, we’ll go soon. We should make it.”
[Oda Kou]
“Yes.”
[Rance]
“Then, here we go again.”
[Rance]
“Lalalala. Scrub, scrub. Your hair’s long, so it’s worthwhile to wash it.”
[Oda Kou]
“Rance Nii-sama…”
[Rance]
„Hm?”
[Oda Kou]
„Nii-sama… You, um… do things with not only Sill-san, but many girls, right…?”
[Rance]
„Yup.”
[Rance]
„We do erotic things!”
[Oda Kou]
„O-Oh…! That’s so direct!”
[Oda Kou]
„Um… You’ve taken a bath with me like this many times, but… um…”
[Oda Kou]
„Something like that never happens, so…”
[Rance]
“That’s because you’ve got a long ways to go.”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh, that’s so direct again…!”
[Rance]
“Gahahahaha.”
[Oda Kou]
„…Really…?”
[Rance]
“Hm?”
[Oda Kou]
„Could it be that you don’t do anything to me because…”
[Oda Kou]
„I’m impure…?”
[Rance]
“………”
[Oda Kou]
„……”
[Rance]
“Toooooooooh!!!”
Rance violently washes Kou’s hair.”
[Oda Kou]
„Kya… What…?”
[Rance]
“Let me tell you something good.”
[Oda Kou]
„Eh…?”
[Rance]
“For a good woman…”
[Rance]
“Sex with men with no technique doesn’t count!!”
[Oda Kou]
„Eh, really!?”
[Rance]
“Yes, really.”
[Rance]
“The guys without technique are just pieces of trash that passed by. They don’t count, so it’s a zero.”
[Oda Kou]
„……”
[Rance]
“That’s right. Once you grow up and become more sexy…”
[Rance]
“I’ll guide you to the dazzling true world of ero.”
[Rance]
“Your count will finally go up by one at that time. And after you have sex with me, all the other men will become trash.”
[Rance]
“Then, you’ll be my only Kou-chan. Gahahahaha.”
[Oda Kou]
“Geez, Nii-sama…”
[Rance]
“Gahahaha. You’ve fallen foe me. You’ve fallen for me!”
Rance laughs as he washes Kou’s hair.
[Oda Kou]
„Kya… My eyes… They’re hurting…”
[Rance]
“Don’t worry.”
[Oda Kou]
„Eh?”
[Rance]
If you grow up a bit more, I’d get horny looking at you even if you’re wearing thick clothes.”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh… I don’t want that either. I won’t take baths with you if it turns out like that.”
[Rance]
“What!?”
[Oda Kou]
„I want us to be like siblings forever.”
[Rance]
(Gahahaha, that’s impossible. Time doesn’t stop.)
[Rance]
(My dick doesn’t even react when looking at Kou-chan now, but…)
[Rance]
(She’ll eventually be a great woman. I’m looking forward to it. )
[Rance]
“Gufufufufu.”
[Oda Kou]
„Um, you’re laughing lewdly…”
[Rance]
“Well, let’s wash it off. Plug your ears and close your eyes. Your mouth too.”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh… Okay.”
[Rance]
“Splash!”
[Oda Kou]
„Oh!”
Then the continuation in the normal broadcast mode.
Don’t ask me what’s “henderopa”. Tried to google it, got some WOW bullshit.
The last stronghold before the final battle.
No holding back.
Omachi’s finisher.
I will give you an idea where they might be – the fucking BRIDGE!
What did I tell you.
Sieg HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
We still have to characters to milk.
Sorry people, some time ago I said that I would save her from the curse. I fail.
Here we go… Maestro! Music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QZmXe-0g2g
Xavier is weaker then Orochi but you still may find yourself very much dead. You have to have Rance or Kentaro in your party or the other members won’t be able to deal damage to him. That’s why I’m placing the kid in the back row. It’s not a totally safe position but still better then the front row.
Now, the last field battle.
Ha. Now it’s time to kick some premium-demon-ass.
Xavier’s problem here is that he isn’t facing the usual RPG Hero.
So here is the rundown of our opponents. The Guard is pathetic and not even worth mentioning.
The Monkey isn’t really much stronger either, but it’s attacks take away AP points from the character which it attacks.
Monkey has been eliminated just before he had his turn.
Here it is, the attack-all bullshit.
We only lost eye-ball, the rest I switched.
Ninja fuck yeah!
Time to change the track.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaF4RHzQ5HI
This is where the credits roll in, unfortunately I can’t do screens of them. The track…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXaXToPskbE
The End
So her we are, at the end. Now that I think about it this LP started in October 2009, I didn’t start it but by God I finished it.
I wanted to thank Alicesoft for developing this truly amazing game and Yandere Translations for translating it from moon-speak into English. Honor to them.
Now I can finally play other routes, not to mention that there is still Daibanchou which I didn’t even install. Oh, there is also my faggy blog which is gathering dust right now.
8745, signing off.
ironyuri
Guest
Why was there no rape in that update? I am seriously disappoint.
Oh wowity wow. 
You should get a custom tag for that or something.
You should get a custom tag for that or something.
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
I say the custom tag should say:
Gentleman and a Codex hero
Gentleman and a Codex hero
laclongquan
Arcane
We salute you, 8745. A truly worthwhile effort!
Mrowak
Arcane
- Joined
- Sep 26, 2008
- Messages
- 3,947
Crooked Bee said:Oh wowity wow.
You should get a custom tag for that or something.
Amazing end of an amazing LP. Thanks Whiskey Wolf and Lestat for bringing this game to hivemind's attention. Had it not been glorified here at
Codex I would have never even touched it. If not for you this perfect example of RPG-strategy brilliance would have gone unnoticed.Once you finish Kenshin's route I invite you to my Kenshin's LP so you can
with the rest of the Codex...I
you Wolf. Have a
as a reward
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
Luzur
Good Sir
hopefully we can continue this soon enough, with Rance Sengoku II: The new Rapings.
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
someone should at least translate the earlier ones.
Johannes
Arcane
http://rancetranslationproject.blogspot.com/hoverdog said:
Also trying a "Rance viii" search I found announcement (or blog telling about the moonspeak announcement) that it would be coming out this year:
http://yaminoseigi.blogspot.com/2011/01 ... unced.html
He seems to have another sword than Chaos in the pic?
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
Johannes
Arcane
Oh and :salutes: from me too!
Too bad Ryouma was left with her dick intact though.
Too bad Ryouma was left with her dick intact though.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
WW! What a gargantuan task but you did it!
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