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Completed EU3 Magna Mundi: Serbia Strong REMOVE KEBAB

Cassidy

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You are getting really shitty rebels. What is your war exhaustion?

Irrelevant. SERBIA STRONG!

(above 10)

Also from the video linked in this update I found this awesome comment:

Liar turk scum
Britain is muslim ,all brits are turks
Hahaha kebab eater muslim go to the mosque and blow up
SMELL TURK

Imagine if a Serbian Codexer not unlike Hamster in his views of his GREATTST COUNTREY had a serious DISCUSS!!!! with hiver....

:M



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Don Bavarian Killuminati with fast rap magic!

Greattst Contestant of Eurovision EVAR! WINNAR OF 2011 EUROVISION

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Sopron bloody battle. Many good Serbians die to defeat worst krauts but the victroy is of critical importance no matter how hard. The Hussar charge will break them and put them on the run! TO VICTROY!

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With Sopron secure now the retreat krauts will be rout! Hussars crush them all no mercy!

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Todor Brankovich will hunt them all the way to krautland heart.

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Keep running kraut soon nowhere to run you all be crushed!

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SERBIA STRONG! The entire Bavarian army wiped out! Now we crush the heart of Bavaria and force them fold to our demands!

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Our allies begin ultimate crushing of austria. Their doom is coming!

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No mercy to the kraut. All kraut rivals helping Srbija.

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Despite the loss of many brave men Serbian Hussars continue deliver more Victroy against kraut.

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Serbia STRONG Serbia will resist.

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Transylvania never disappoint Serbia. Serbia now rich and have gold because of tupac.

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Fuk you guido get out of our clay!

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The Russians stand at the gates of Brandenburg!

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Belgians also crush worst kraut oppressor! Serbia enabler of freedom.

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Serbia need modernize. Feudalism is like kebab boyars love kebab more than Serbia they will soon have no more voice in the rule of Serbia! Administrative Monarchy is the way as soon as stability get better.

Then, while the Serbian Hussars awaited reinforcements to crush more invaders of our holy clay,

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:salute:

Todor I was a brave king, but he was getting old, and he died of old age during his sleep as one of his loyal Hussars found his body. Todor I grett hero of Serbia NEVAR FORGET. He fought for Serbia until his last breath, he led technologic backward army against numerically superior krauts in battle and emerged victrous in near every battle. He rose Serbia to its grettest heights and finish his predecessor goals of REMOVE KRAUT FROM THE PREMISES and left for his son Lazar IV only the task of finish an already won war. Todor I was not known for diplomacy or management being a honest, rough man of war and patriotic Serbian, but what he did as a man of war more than overshadow his shortcomings.

:salute:

Long Live Lazar IV grett diplomat and good general!

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Lazar IV smartly use his wits to give positive image of SERBIA as not only STRONG but WISE and then world now see Serbia with better eyes.

Except for worst turk smell and worst kraut, of course.

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Kraut defeat is only matter of time now.

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With death of king a new man must lead the Serbian Hussars. Todor I's right hand in the lead of Hussars, Javor Drascovic is almost as good at devastating charges as Todor I was.

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Hungary choose to be fool and not wait to demand concessions from worst kraut. Their loss.

Half of Bavaria heart now under Serbia we the Serbia rule.

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Our forts will not fall all guido and kraut perish.

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Fuk the ustase!

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Who is the ubermensch now? SERBIA STRONG remove all ustase and turk from premises. Return to your precious nomask.

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The turks and ustase krauts are the bad boys.

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We will crush the nazi and the turk like skuls of pigs!

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Meanwhile...

Spain invincible armada crushed worst turk from the sea and force worst turk to give independence to Albania instead of generously doing what is right and giving back OUR clay.

THIS WILL NOT STAND!

albania we kill the king

albania return to your precious mongolia.

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SERBIA ARMY STRONGER!

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Finally Hussars near full strong return to crush more krauts while war about to be finish.

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Damn guidos

Irrelevant at this point.

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More krauts and ustase crushed. Victroy is only matter of time now.

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Get out of Slovakia already you loose austria.

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SERBIA GRETTEST COUNTREY ALL KRAUTS NOW REMOVED FROM BALKANS AND ROMANIA AND HUNGARY REBELS WILL TAKE CARE OF REST

Still need finish Bavaria.

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Had to retreat from Oberfailz because of fuking Nazis but at this point irrelevant.

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Respect Serbia clay then and let Albania end as it must.

Albania now full of worst turk that need to be remove.

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All Bavaria now under Serbia. VICTROY!

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We get kraut gold to add to 2pac.

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And hear news on how ustase are growing too strong at defeated Bavaria. They exterminated all jews from oberfailz fuking krauts they so dumb they pick wrong targets it is the kebab not the kosher that need to be removed from the premises.

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Unlike his father who had to burn many traitors to be recognize as rightful king, Lazar IV naturaly diplomacy and fresh memory of what happen last time a king was challenged by boyar traitors ensue no problem now.

And this very fortunate because no matter the cost of war, opportunity Spain give cannot be relinquish.

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ALBANIA RETURN TO YOUR PRECIOUS MONGOLIA! REMOVE KEBAB FROM ALBANIA
 

Gondolin

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Albania is allied with Mali. :|

Awesome war, bro. Post a picture of the new Serbia (preferably with Albania included).

Serbia is grett courtneyu indeed. Also: annex goulash!
 

Kipeci

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ONE ERROR

Austria has NOT been fully removed from the premises. They still hold your clay in Slovenia!
What does expanding into the Holy Roman Empire do besides getting everyone to declare war on you, again?
 

Kashmir Slippers

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It triggers an event that either forces you to give up the province for a collected boost in relations to the HRE or forces you to eat a big hit in HRE relations, suffer a CB that the Emperor has on you for a few years, and get a nasty province modifier that boosts revolt risk and decreases taxes.

Also, having low relations with the HRE can trigger modifiers that can cripple your trade, rep, etc.
 

Cassidy

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Forget the ppoor stink Slovenia and the Hole Roman Emprahirie. Serbia future lies in REMOVE KEBAB.

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albania we kill the king

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Russia coward why you disappoint Serbia?

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you are the worst hispanic idiot, you are the worst hispanic smell. Fuk you all for defending kebab. REMOVE CHORIZO FROM THE PREMISES!

As if worst hispanic was not bad enough...

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you are the worst popemole. REMOVE POPEMOLE FROM THE PREMISES! We will crush you all traitors like the skul of pig crushed beneath another crush skul of pig!

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With centralize of Serbia monarchists grow strong and boyars weak! Preparations are in make for removing all catholic traitors.

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Where is you Pope now?

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Fuk... alright RUSSIA may be very trustworth but still STRONG.

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TRAITOR BEHEAD BURN KILL ALL NO MERCY

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This time the pyre of traitors will smoke so high even the Pope will see the smoke!

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Serbia get better even now with all scum against Serbia.

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If one thousand traitors rise, one thousand shall burn, if ten thousand rise, ten thousand shall burn, if over nine thousand rise, CROATIOA SHALL BURN!

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Foolish dregs they stand no chance traitors of worst Spain not your friend and Albania worst turk, you all be damn!

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God is Serb, God is Orthodox! You will all envy skul of pig after you get your due!

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Poland will finish job against worst kraut scum even after all their loss.

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When removing traitors is more troublesome than remove kebab, it is clear the problem is deep. Maybe the popemole should all be forced to convert, but they are way too much, it would hurt Serbia if it went that way and converting them all too expensive.

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Yet victroy is certain for Serbia.

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Fuk the kraut! They are riling more traitors!

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Still irrelevant. SERBIA STRONG and now near all traitors have been removed from the premises. Albania is gone and soon worst hispanic will have to give up their futility of defending fuking kebab.

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A first taste of coming crushing of all kebab.

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WE THE SERBIA RULE!

Now it is time, time to crush total the traitors. Kraut will soon have all the clay they stole from many peoples reconquer.

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As much as many would love to see mosque fly sky high and explode as it deserve building church not cheap Serbia need money to become STRONGER.

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LONG LIVE LAZAR IV DRACUL-BRANKOVIC SOON AS SERBIA RECOVER FROM WAR AND INFAMY ZERO WILL BE TIME TO CRUSH THE TURKS AT LAST!

SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY!
 

newcomer

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SRBIJA GRETTEST COUNTREY!

EU3 sounds fun... I hope there's no inheritance tactics that allows you to obtain an empire easily like what they did in CK2?
 

Cassidy

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Jesus, those fucking rebels are a nightmare.

Not really... it doesn't even come close of how bad it can get. But for that you need to play with precious mongolia, like:

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...Tribal-AAR&p=11397862&viewfull=1#post11397862

Also if I'm lucky some Hungarian patriots will take more clay for Transylvania, not that I really want to diplo-annex them any time soon despite some shitty "vassal bankrupt" events which hopefully will stop. Switching to Administrative Monarchy will improve efficiency a bit and that is critical for Serbia at this stage.
 

Cassidy

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Too much kebab and traitor to be remove

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Fuk you Silesia!

Srbija victroy had a high cost in life many good Serbs died for their grettest countrey and now it take time for the impact of war to be recover.

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Blockaded constant, no chance of striking back from sea, Serbia with little diplomatic options and blockades hurt Serbia. Let them think they "win" the war when ultimately it was Serbia the winner. Serbia need a time of peace to recover from such a long conflict and wipe out traitors, popemole and turk idiots from the countrey.

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What the fuk? Is Spain king schizoid or something?

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Grett, now popemole is only a minority in Ragusa! But this only the begin. After their utmost treason during the war for remove kebab from Albania, it become obvious that the catholic must be convert to Orthodoxy or drive out of our grett countrey.

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Yet traitors continue pop everywhere, and again defeated they are, but they are dumb and not realize they stand no chance against the strong of Serbia.

Religion because missionary too expensive was neglect too long. But no more! All the gold we have now cannot be better use than to thank God by removing all heresy and kebab from the premises, and it will be a long, long work ahead:

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For most of Serbia is infect with kebab, popemole and protestant outside of its Serbian core. Ironic that protestant is state religion in Naples guido right at doorstep of Rome, show how weak popemole is.

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Transylvania, get your shit fix! Our gold isn't forever!

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More farm animals, no need to mention the same details as always. Fuk the croatioa.

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REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES

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Enough! This cannot stand fuk the religion of lie and war remove all this shit from grettest countrey no mercy to kebab.

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Will it ever stop?

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Fuk the oceans only faggots stay relative safe inside big ships instead of coming to the battlefield like STRONG men.

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KEBAB LOVERS! These damn rebel scum in Alba want to steal 2pac's gold and join turk lovers of Wallachia just because somehow now they are no longer formal vassals of worst kebab but that is all lies! Obviously they are worst turk puppet still!

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FUK FUK FUK THIS SHTI Serbia need centralize to be efficent burn in hell traitors!

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Where so many traitors come from? Like over a hundred thousand already maybe? I think obvious: they are infiltrated turks! KILL THEM ALL.

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Shut up boyar kebab turk dhimmis!

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:M

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Who is idiot who suggest this? We need technology to remove kebab this idiocy!

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Grett news, more krauts removed and Transylvania clay given bak.

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Poland, we won't forget you.

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Bosniak scum never give up Cetnik rascal!

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I bet a hundred kebabs this is worst turk work.

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you are the worst turk idiot, we will get you soon!

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Stop bullshit this is our clay far more legitimate than kraut's claim on it!

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Fuking boyars but this mean STRONGER army and internal economy. Trading is for turks and Jews Serbia need not give fuk about trading.

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Things are going as plan in Albania. Notice population one month.

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One worst turk per month is not particularly intense but this way eventually they get scare enough to abandon this shit religion shit fuk pig crap fukk.

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BURN IN HELL GOATFUKERS!

Poor Georgia...... ha ha they are just turks pretend to be european anyway!

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So many traitors is not even fun anymore.

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I want to cry. I want to rage. Serbia is not in good enough shape to begin at last to crush worst turk but it will get better because SERBIA STRONG!
 

newcomer

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Why not annex guido first? seems like kebab too many for SERBIA GLORIOUS ARMY to remove... might as well convert popemole
 

Kipeci

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In some mods, you get some sort of benefit to controlling land on both sides of the strait of Otranto. Does Magna Mundi join in this fun?
 

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