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Completed EU3 Magna Mundi: Serbia Strong REMOVE KEBAB

Cassidy

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By the way, playing as Japan was one of my most fun games in Magna Mundi. First as one of the Damyos(Toki), then centralization and conquest of all Japanese territories, modernization and some colonialism, and finally an epic war of indepence supported by escaped Amerikwan Patriots from a failed Amerikwan war of independence, too bad the ending screen somehow didn't mention the Independence War at all, but the gained provinces should hint a lot:
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Carifornia-san greatest country and true Constitutional Ikki, one of first democracies of word. Crushed Japanese Empire navy and riberated all North Amerikwa west coast from Baja to Araska in great victory by end of the Revorutionary War.


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Most democratic country of the word, ne.

Carifornia was rured for many years by the first woman prime minister of the word and reader of riberar parament that won after conservatives rost erections. Zhuangjing red Carifornia during most of Independence War to victory, riberating entire west coast against tyranny of shogun and thus became the greatest nationar heroine of the country and hope for East Coast Amerikwa. George Washington is the yang and Zhuangjing is the ying of the revorutionary wars of the continent against oppressor empires. One day Carifornia will rid East Coast too of Redcoat as much as rid West coast of samurai, then Americans and Carifornians rive together in free, democratic United States where both Nihon and Engrish will be officiar ranguages and murtikurt prevair. Riberte, Equarite and Fraternite!

tl;dr Liberal and possibly feminist Japanese woman led most of California independence war against the Empire of Japan and won.

:hero: :desu:

:decline: :decline: :decline: :decline:

And before I forget

:decline:
 

Cassidy

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Less Sushi More Kebab on the Stick!

Serbia can't start removing kebab before they ensure the sovereignty of their land against the dangerously expanding worst kraut scum of Austria.

You must avenge Potato after ridding Constantinople of kebab. Slav ubermensch rule supreme.

After this update, an opportunity to avenge potato first may come. Russia also proved they can fuck the Prussia kraut whenever they want because Prussia isn't Kurland played by FFF.

Seriously though Serbia inflation is approaching 40% and they are backwards to both Austria and worst turk in land tech. Core on Ragusa, the first Croat province conquered, may never happen the way it is, specially as I seem to have the luck of getting mostly incompetent administrative rulers, and I really need to start getting cores on provinces other than the culturally Serbian ones(which are already completely cored) before I even think of seizing land from kebab.

I could have this one about a war against Austria, but it would have been a disaster that would ruin Serbia.

However, as you'll see at the end of this update, it was only a matter of time, and next update will definitively involve kraut removed from the premises.

By the way, the secret Tupac rap magic to kill turks is:

A rap cover of Black Spell of Destruction that will make Varg scream against niggers until his voice is hoarse.

Think about it, imagine a Serbian rapping Black Spell of Destruction...

Hear my Sword
...in the Make
Of my Spell
Literally
Remove, Kebab
Sqhipere, Ustase
The Turk's Tragedy, Is Served at My Wien

:M

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Austria, we will get you soon

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Fuk the kraut scum, Serbia need diplomat to give them the finger to start a war.

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Change of mind. SERBIA FORT STRONG but without decisive victroy to crush isolated enemy armija pointless. Serbia cannot rely total on allies for that. Tabor DEATHTRAIN cannot into attack, only defense thus instead of them, more balanced infantrey now.

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Peasants beheaded one of the traitor boyars. The king approve.

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Todor consider the situation at large and the risk involve in declare war against worst kraut soon.

Serbia army is 23k men STRONG with 6k being glorious Serbian Hussars led by the king and 2k artillery.

But Austria is only not outnumberding Serbia at cavalry where they also got 6 thousand. On the other hand their total army is 39 thousand and to add to the disavantage they are also of superior equipment and technology. Add to that the worst kraut scum armies of their Bavarian ally and unless Russia were to help, it could quickly become impossible victroy.

And the traitor boyars still not surrender and Serbia stability not at best to add. As much as leaving Transylvania to rot is shame and honorless being crush by kraut by start war at wrong time even worst shame.

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For Russia to busy at war with another worst kraut would probably dishonor call to arms.

Wise king Todor I pass militia act, define the king as maximum authority over the armija and thus increase discipline because no influence of boyar scum will interfere with the military.

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It was wise indeed to not start war now. Many heads need be separate from shoulder of traitors. Hopefully Transylvania forts will hold long enough for the Russia war to end so they be willing to intervene and support Srbija victroy.

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Unfortunate they fall too soon and now it over. Transylvania king forced convert to protestant.

Fuk the pastors fuk the televangelist fuk protestant scum they are almost as bad as the worst turk smell. We will crush them all like a skul of pig!

But, would it even be worth to risk everything for a poor ukrainistan province with cheap wood and a bunch of hun sheepfuckers? Wool and naval supplies worthless. What matter is TUPAC GOLD in Alba.

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Todor is not Tepes, he like fire more than stake and regret napalm was not invent yet... all shall be kill no mercy to traitor!

REMOVE BOYAR FROM THE PREMISES

They shall all burn hahahahaha, now and in the fires of Hell! Fire Rules! SERBIA STRONG purge all traitors, kebab and protestant krauts.

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After the smoke of great pyre of ember of each and every boyar traitor burning get so high even the fuking Croatioa can see it no more dare defy king. May the scum who think of but not do it never forget this example of what happens to the worst traitor.

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Fuk the austria. We will never recogize you as more than ambitious and opportunist inbred duke vassal to Hole Roman Emprahirie and protestant scum.

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After the great pyre of boyar, factions begin realize treason is not welcome.

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You cannot have turk genocide without bureaucracy to categorize farm animals.

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Then good news! Hungarians realize worst kraut is scum and break off as independent again. They willing to side with Serbia next time the worst kraut tries something.

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Together with hun we remove kraut from the premises once opportunity rise.

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And shortly after alliance with Hungary, the opportunity come as the worst kraut continue oppression against the Slavs, this time want to force protestant shit on Potatoland, but Potatoland managed to get the slavs of Bohemia to their side. Also Russia at peace. This is definitely the opportunity.

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Your agress and imperialism and oppress against the slavs, the romanians and the magyars is going long enough kraut scum.

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REMOVE KRAUT FROM THE PREMISES!!!!

This time, this time.... we'll crush the austrians like a skul of pig and they will never again rise against us or any other peopel!
 

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Keep the comments flowing because this one will come through multiple updates.

And here something I found in youtube as one of the recent comments at RAMBO SERBIA:

Because half the responders are dumb brainwashed and dont understand Serbia are the protectors of Christianity in the new crusade against Islam and we must all as christians stand by Orthodoxy, you wouldnt believe how many people are awake to this, and await the call. Tap away at your keyboards keyboard warriors, the rest who will stand up against the worldwide Muslim threat stand up and be counted or sleep well soundly until the call to rise. CCCC BRITISH/SERBIAN UNITY

And btw, if I ever manage to get a Fire 6 and Shock 6 general I'll definitively rename him to Radovan Karadzic.


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Potato video on glorious hussars

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REMOVE KRAUT FROM ALL PREMISES!

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Todor I, grettest Serbian cavalry commander of all times, awaited right moment to intervene. As a grett battle begins at the border, it is now the time.

A diplomat is sent to Austria to give the finger and thus begin the war. He returned home without one of his middle finger but with much pride for his courage.

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Near all Slavs, Hungarians and Romanians shall together crush the kraut!!! NEVER AGAIN shall Austria expand out of their precious Hole Roman Emprahirie!

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Led by the king on his loyal steed Andyman Messiah, glorious Serbian Hussars advance to Bihar to support the Hungarians and ensure victroy.

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The Hussars ensure victroy in Bihar and not even one of them has fall while many kraut pig did. Truly the Hussars of Serbia are the grettest cavalry of the world!

King Todor courage and genius is hailed by the Hungarians Serbia liberated, but there is more to be done, the krauts now retreating will be completely crush.

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Austria butthurt echo through Hole Roman Emprahirie they no longer as friendly to Serbia as before.

We free Slovakia from worst kraut now!

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Soon Krakow shall return to Potato!

: x

Wait, a Pole named Jerry crushing the kraut garrisson? I love ironey. Yes, Jerzy but it almost the same.

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Our first moves in this war all crushing victroys! We no longer will stay on defense only. This time the Hussars shall charge at the head of battle and crush all isolated kraut forces as will all our armija to overcome their numerical and technological superior. SERBIA STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What? This is of no interest to Serbia. Do whatever you want Hungary just don't drag us into wars with Potato Silesian brothers

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Serbia is at a decisive war against austria that will define the futur of all Central Europe and Balkan and bishop come bitch instead of be a patriot and support war? REMOVE BISHOP FROM THE OFFICE PREMISES!

Our grett generals compensate for technological backward and another victroy is thus achieve!

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Our Russian allies are arriving, now you will not last long kraut scum!

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Pozsony costly victroy but still victroy. Unfortune they retreat to other austrian forces thus crushing them full is not possible.

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More scum isolatedly dare try sieging Sopron, the hussars will make short work of them. King will personally remove as many of them as he can on his own, despite his age.

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All wars come at a cost. serbia economy not as strong as SERBIA GLORIOUS ARMY. Still Serbia will prevail.

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The kraut casualties approach dozens of thousand. No quarter!

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Hussars hunt and crush thousands like skuls of pigs while Slovakia shall be free.

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Croatioa zoo animals will last as much as worm over rock being trample by hoof of grettest Serbian horse.

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Damn why did you become so much infamy Potatoland? Now Moldorvia taking advantage of you. Obvious now why they refuse call to arms, they had other agenda. Poland will not last much long at this rate.

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Sardinia? What a joke why they even bother. We crush their entire army with so little effort they not deserve even footnote written on door of king's outhouse.

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Forward Hussars! We aren't afraid of bullets and nothing! SERBIA STRONG! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

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SERBIAN HUSSAR GRETTEST AND MOST GLORIOUS CAVALRY OF ALL TIME EVEN A HUNDRED YEARS IN FUTUR ONCE USTASE KRAUT COME WITH PANZERS WE WILL CRUSH THEIR PANZER WITH OUR CAVALRY.

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REMOVE KRAUT FROM SLOVAKIA RETURN ELIZABETH BATHORY

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Every kraut attempt to conquer Srbija continue get at worse shape than trampled skul of pig.

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We must unite not bicker to be able to REMOVE KEBAB one day, fuk you traitors you all shall die.

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Bohemia in bad shape. Serbia need intervene in their aid now.

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THERE IS TRAITOR IS OUR GRETT ARMY. GET TRAITOR AND REMOVE FROM THE PREMISES WITHOUT MERCY

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Fuk you kraut you must be joking. Serbia serious, remove head from disrespectful messenger! Now fuk the Bavaria, they are in grett numbers in Istria but...

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OUR HUSSARS ARE COMING TO CRUSH THEM LIKE A SKUL OF PIG!!!!!

To be continue...

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Cyclone

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Carifornia was rured for many years by the first woman prime minister of the word and reader of riberar parament that won after conservatives rost erections. Zhuangjing red Carifornia during most of Independence War to victory, riberating entire west coast against tyranny of shogun and thus became the greatest nationar heroine of the country and hope for East Coast Amerikwa. George Washington is the yang and Zhuangjing is the ying of the revorutionary wars of the continent against oppressor empires. One day Carifornia will rid East Coast too of Redcoat as much as rid West coast of samurai, then Americans and Carifornians rive together in free, democratic United States where both Nihon and Engrish will be officiar ranguages and murtikurt prevair. Riberte, Equarite and Fraternite!

tl;dr Liberal and possibly feminist Japanese woman led most of California independence war against the Empire of Japan and won.
I'm pretty sure Zhuangjing is a Chinese name, not a Japanese one. Which just makes it more impressive: a Chinese-Californian woman became Prime Minister, in the 18th century. DAMN.
 

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The worst turk still lingers at the edge of glorious strong serbian land. The premises must be purged of kebab presence, it is the only way. They shall embrace christ and hist chosen true church orthodoxy or they shall perish, crushed like skul of pig. There can be no other outcome.
 

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We live for Srbija, we die for Srbija, we ride for Srbija Greattst Countrey!

Husaria Ginie

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All krauts removed from the premises of grett Sebian clay! They now will be hunt and rout by glorious Serbian hussar with support of Kebab Removers.

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REMOVE KRAUT FROM MORAVIA

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We the Serbia rule and withstand all that come upon us not afraid of nothing!

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Damn while one of Bavarian kraut army is about to be totally rout by the glory of Serbian hussar, another massive army advances against our clay. We must regroup and crush them all until the skul of pig look in better shape than them.

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SERBIA STRONG!

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The massive army of Bavaria besieges Pozsony. We the Serbia have now free Slovakia from worst kraut and reinstate countess Elizabeth Bathory however. VICTROY!

We must gather and prepare to break siege despite kraut superior technology. VICTROY is a must!

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Thank you ally for crushing rebels in our stead.

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Fools how dare them raise against Pigskul Crushers? They will definite loose!

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Damn you greedy turks we are at WAR! Serbia cannot spare so much gold for so little benefit for grettest countrey.

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Worst kraut got luck at Wien. Still this minor defeat will not shadow the grettest victroys of the glory of the Serbian Hussar. We now gather around Poszony and prepare for breaking siege, all prayers to the garrisson for they will resist until the time is right to attack!

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Throw this disrespectful pig in the deepest clay of our well! THIS IS SERBIA!

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Guido hate kraut and help Serbia again as we being removal of kraut siege.

Poor Poland they have been crushed from all sides and at this rate they are doomed. The two-head white eagle will continue the legacy and NEVAR FORGET.

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Battle of Pozsony costly but still victrous. If the massive kraut army could be rout then tghe losses would then be irrelevant. And thus Hussars boldly pursue to outrun their retreat.

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Then came terrible news: with Bohemia out of war, soon Serbia will have face much greater kraut forces than before.

SERBIA STRONG! Even outnumber we shall prevail!

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As Ostmarch is to become one of largest and grettest battles of this war, once again treasonous zoo animal fool croatioa rise against Serbia which did nothing but provide them with security against kraut and kebab ambitions. Fuk the croatioa!

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Lead by our grettest general Todor I Brankovic the Serbia army rule and crush many krauts in battle as the king ride to crush them even gretter.

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WE CRUSH THE BULK OF BAVARIAN ARMY LIKE A SKUL OF PIG!

The Hungarians stand at the gates of Vienna! This is the end of the age of kraut oppression against the Slavs, Magyars and Romanians!

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No way worst kraut. No way!

However, the krauts still got more men to bleed. The Serbia army must grow large to face their growth in numbers as their forces once against Bohemia advance to Balkan. No problem for they shall all die!

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A new kraut legion threat now Sopron. We must gather forces, reinforce losses of recent battles and prepare to crush it decisive! However to ensure victroy we wait for the new forces to be ready.

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Damn kebab loving boyards incite peasants against Serbia. This is unaccept for there is no grettest dishonor for a Serbian than to betray his grettest countrey. They will perish by the walls and eventualy be crush Serbia will not be distract by puppets of kebab traitors.

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Ah... fuk the croatioa. Irrelevant our true Serbian garrissons will never falter!

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Damn savages kill the very men who were marching to save them from the yoke of kraut oppress. Kill them all no mercy once time comes!

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Preparations underway to end siege of Sopron. This is a victroy we must achieve.

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Isolated kraut forces are crushed without mercy on the way, the offensive will soon be reddy. The Hussars will once again save Serbia in this grett war against the might of the kraut.

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Their numbers grew and now at over 15 thousand, but despite it we shall prevail.

This battle of Sopron is a battle of decision! We cannot afford defeat! We must rout the entire remnant of the Bavarians and then bring the war to the gates of Munich!

FORWARD HUSSARS! SERBIA STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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