: SERBIA STRONG afraid of nothing. REMOVE MONTENEGRO!
Vlad IV Dracul STRONG will fight side-by-side with Serbia and put kebab on stick where worst turk deserve to be. Daughter of Serbian king marries Vlad IV. His castle is very unique and dark actually but STRONG to withstand worst turk and the Danesti traitor kebab puppet of Wallachia. First step fo many to build a lasting union of Serbia and Transylvania.
Serbia economy now fix inflation will go slowly down.
Meanwhile the heir of Stefan IV was invited to visit his grettest ally Vlad IV Dracul.
A tragedy! He die at Transylvania by food poisoning. Vlad IV already find responsible cook idiot, found out the cook was a turk agent, skin him alive, mutilate him, salt and throw vinegar at his entire skinless body then impale the kebab as a warning to the rest to never again dare this. Stefan IV thought it was too much too disgusting and horrible and suggest for Vlad IV to take it easy, to which Vlad IV gave enigma evil grin.
Maybe it was not such good idea to approach this Vlad IV and enthrone him it is ok to despite and want to remove kebab but that is just way too much cruel even for worst turk.
Why is England giving a fuck about Serbia? This is so weird now... And there was accord to eyewitness some English ships that quietly docked somewhere in Serbia coast, and then their small group head east very quick pace, heading to Transylvania.
Something is not right.
Not right at all and Serbia smart I am old man already, but I am still smart and I Stefan IV shall discover what is going on.
Funny, but now that I think of it, why was every portrait of Vlad III Dracul vanish shortly after Vlad IV meet me to propose the Transylvania as mean of weakening Kraut? I will get to the end of this... this Vlad IV went to become prince of Transylvania thank to SERBIA STRONG so I owe explanation.
All under Serbia shall be help.
REMOVE PIRATE SHIPS FROM THE PREMISES!
New heir good for who he is.
Of course, cruel nobles return to your precious mongolia... or to your precious transylvania.
Serbia army now mighty. We have gold, we have guns. We have now glorious DEATHTRAIN it sounds like: CHOOOOO CHOOOO KILLTURK KILLTURK CHOOOOO CHOOOOO REMOVE KEBAB CHOOO CHOOOOO
Looks like Vlad IV already is making new friends, and by extension due to our alliance, making kebab even more wanting of being removed.
I yearn for day when kebab beg for Serbia come first so they be removed instead of impaled. Alas, as much as I wish to get deep into the matter of that strange group of Englishmen that went to Transylvania, I have business to finish as a king. It will be a tough negotiation but if I manage to convince fucking croaotia to do it why should Montenegro refuse?
REMOVE MONTENEGRO FROM THE MAP!
At last this day will enter history! This day finally all Balkan united under Serbia grettest countrey!
Rusia call for help to REMOVE KEBAB from Siberia, we agree but send no force for Russia army large enough to do this on their own.
Fuk you kebab lover Serbia need STRONG government and centralize is STRONG.
Diplomats doing nothing anyway, so why not?
Serbia safe for now for worst Kraut has pledged to REMOVE CATHOLIC and will be busy warring catholic countreys of Hole Roman Emprahirie for a long time. Couldn't care less.
And thus, with everything well, or at least mostly, I depart to Transylvania and to other places to conduct my investigation.
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My God! This can't be true, no, no and no, what have I done? I crown a demon prince... I should have suspect his refuse of day meeting. *stares at Vlad III portrait*
REMOVE UNDEAD FROM THE PREMISES!!!
I march to Transylvania with God and a few mighty knights I entrust this secret on my side, we shall purge this demon from hell. SERBIA STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
The king has been miss for too long. It's a mystary but Serbia must move on, presume king is dead. The Regency assume power while his heir is too young, way too young. Long long time of turbulence a head. Hopeful Serbia strong enough to prevent civil war.
Stefan IV was a very competent king... the regency council... at least countrey isn't falling apart... yet.
Russia growing stronger. Stronger ally best for Serbia.
With tear on our eyes we read report of suces kebab removal.
Serbia must be strong to outlast Regency council incopetence.
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE OCEAN!
Slowly Serbian provinces are accept there is only one Serbia.
Ungrate we help you during bad harvest is this how you retribute?
REMOVE MAGYAR FROM THE PREMISES
Try again if you dare!
Serbia strong will withstand almost two decade of regency!!!
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Now I have a pretext for the eventual and inevitable conflict with Transylvania....
I added that because a ridiculous LP like this one deserves the addition of a ridiculous metaplot.
