Cassidy
Arcane
Because Holy War of Expansion(the casus belli I used against Albania, and obviously also available against worst turk) gives only 25% of the infamy* grabbing provinces in a no cb war would bring(that is 1 infamy per province and only 2 for annexation), besides the very relevant detail that declaring war without a casus belli hurts the stability. While at early game when Serbia had just a handful of provinces doing so was not much of an issue, now, as shown by the last image of the previous update, it is a much bigger problem.
*Which means I could take a lot of clay back from the worst turk without reaching the infamy limit.
Conquering territories without direct land borders with a country that has no navy can end very badly, as in rebels making you lose everything. And much of northern Italy, which is the only part of Italy worth conquering because many of its provinces have universities, is part of the Holy Roman Empire.
Finally, as you'll see by the end of this update, sometimes situations will demand risks to be taken.
As for catholic convertion, this is what this other peacetime update will be about...
and for a change, rebels.
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Remove catholic
Serbia once think that zoo animal religion irrelevant but now truth is zoo need be Orthodox too. Fuk the croatioa they always give trouble and die and die again and again futile struggle of their shit countrey against the grett. Now Orthodoxy or death!
SERBIA MISSIONARY STRONG!!!
Serbia will sponsor all who strive to kill turk farm animal and their religion of war, of rape and pig shit fuk.
Grett man pass away. Vinko Obilic infiltrate worst kraut courageously and cause much harm to krauts, never forget.
Time to send missionaries to purge these croatioa abnd guido scum.
TURK GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. FUK ALL TURKS THIS NOT ENOUGH
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES
Ppoor Poland reduced to vassal of Prussia and carved by Moldorvia, Russia, Silesia and Prussia worst kraut. Never forget.
Lesson that Serbia must trust no one all filthy scum ready to backstab, Russia and krauts in particular.
From oppress of goatfuckers against Georgian Orthodox grett opportunity to remove shitslam from every corner of Albania. Even Georgians are better than worst turk. All Orthodox welcome the more the better for it means less cetnik and mongols.
Your pope won't save you, I repeat:
GOD IS ORTHODOX
Grett the removal of popemole continues successful soon they will all be just a minority in croatioa, and then time to remove them and televangelist from other places of this grettest countrey.
They won't go down without a fight good if they want to fight to death for their false pope it means we not need to hunt them down like turk farm animal or bother try convert.
Yet ultimately far more important than removing catholic is to purge kebab from Albania, every of them. No mercy they are the sworn enemies of Serbia scum that must be crushed like a skul of pig. I spit in the eye of your childfuking prophet and flag of your shithole.
Haha worst kraut hypocrite started war to try "purging heresy" from Pskov now they are losing
CATHOLIC IS HERESY! *BLAM*
KEBAB IS EXTRA HERETICAL! EXTERMINATUS KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!!!! *BLAAAAAAM*
SUFFER NOT THE TRAITOR, THE KEBAB AND THE POPEMOLE
I hope this will help Serbia you stupid ideas how I suppose to know if you not even mention the goal of dissidents? Is this treason. I'll have some heads if it this is!
Maybe the Piasts at Silesia may restore a bit of Poland now they are independent. They are surely crushing krauts with glory.
These turks better thank their pig-eating shit they don't have border with Serbia else we'd crush all of them from Tripoli to Morocco like skuls of pigs and exterminate the savage subhuman animals inhabit their countreys!
REMOVE BERBER FROM THE PREMISES
Grett! Now the worst turk is a minority in Albania of no significance. Still not enough but Serbia need either a really good Orthodox Theologian or a really good admnistration king to remove even the filings of kebab from Albania.
What? This... this is not something any worthy Serbian brings back. You should fight to deth against worst turk rather than return in shame!
Haha! We crushed them like skuls of pig on the bottom of the ocean! Some of our brave sailors took serious loss but still victroy!
AND THIS WILL NOT STAND! FUK YOU ALL KEBAB YOU'LL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DONT STOP ENCROACHING OUR CLAY!
The Berbers tremble in fear to the STRONG of Serbia!
Finally some real advance enough of shitty archbus now Srbija soldier armed with much better musket to remove kebab. Let the garrisons handle defense our offensive infatry will charge together with Hussars to crush the turks one by one!
Learn your lesson, berber pig?
Things were going more or less well, but in one day the king began a boisterous speech more or less like:
SERBIA STRONG!!!!!! WE WILL CRUSH THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THE STARS AND EVERYTHING AND ALL OF ALL AND THE TURK OF COURSE LIKE SUCH A SKUL THAT THE ASHES OF THE SKUL OF PIG WILL LOOK IN BETTER SHAPE THAN WHAT IS LEFT OF THEM ONCE WE ARE DONE AND WE WILL CRUSH EVEN POPEMOLE AND HOLE ROMAN EMPRAHIRIE AND ALL WORLSD WILL FEAR US MORE THAN THE WORST MONGOL AND RESPECT SERBIA WE RULE SERBIA GRETTST COUNTREY
It was obvious the constant rebel popamole touch king's mind in a bad way and he no longer able to get his best. Fortunate of this tragic event his appoint of advisor grettly improve the stability of the countrey.
Serbia needs no navy Serbia needs STRONG Army why you mad? Want to suck kebab? Return to croatioa.
And then... while the king was not of his best shape in sanity something would happen that would finally put to test all Serbia achieve all these years and the ultimate objective:
All Serbia allies have join forces for the goal Serbia dream of for all these years. There could be no better time.
The enemy is numberful their legions mighty but we are the Serbia we are STRONG!
Even Wallachia finally break chains and proclaim independence against worst turk, it is obvious now what must be done, therefore:
serbia+russia+hungary+transylvania+wallachia+moldorvia=kill ottoman emprahirie... you will ww2
THE TIME HAS COME TO:
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES
*Which means I could take a lot of clay back from the worst turk without reaching the infamy limit.
Conquering territories without direct land borders with a country that has no navy can end very badly, as in rebels making you lose everything. And much of northern Italy, which is the only part of Italy worth conquering because many of its provinces have universities, is part of the Holy Roman Empire.
Finally, as you'll see by the end of this update, sometimes situations will demand risks to be taken.
As for catholic convertion, this is what this other peacetime update will be about...
and for a change, rebels.
===========
Serbia once think that zoo animal religion irrelevant but now truth is zoo need be Orthodox too. Fuk the croatioa they always give trouble and die and die again and again futile struggle of their shit countrey against the grett. Now Orthodoxy or death!
SERBIA MISSIONARY STRONG!!!
Serbia will sponsor all who strive to kill turk farm animal and their religion of war, of rape and pig shit fuk.
Grett man pass away. Vinko Obilic infiltrate worst kraut courageously and cause much harm to krauts, never forget.
Time to send missionaries to purge these croatioa abnd guido scum.
TURK GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. FUK ALL TURKS THIS NOT ENOUGH
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES
Ppoor Poland reduced to vassal of Prussia and carved by Moldorvia, Russia, Silesia and Prussia worst kraut. Never forget.
Lesson that Serbia must trust no one all filthy scum ready to backstab, Russia and krauts in particular.
From oppress of goatfuckers against Georgian Orthodox grett opportunity to remove shitslam from every corner of Albania. Even Georgians are better than worst turk. All Orthodox welcome the more the better for it means less cetnik and mongols.
Your pope won't save you, I repeat:
GOD IS ORTHODOX
Grett the removal of popemole continues successful soon they will all be just a minority in croatioa, and then time to remove them and televangelist from other places of this grettest countrey.
They won't go down without a fight good if they want to fight to death for their false pope it means we not need to hunt them down like turk farm animal or bother try convert.
Yet ultimately far more important than removing catholic is to purge kebab from Albania, every of them. No mercy they are the sworn enemies of Serbia scum that must be crushed like a skul of pig. I spit in the eye of your childfuking prophet and flag of your shithole.
Haha worst kraut hypocrite started war to try "purging heresy" from Pskov now they are losing
CATHOLIC IS HERESY! *BLAM*
KEBAB IS EXTRA HERETICAL! EXTERMINATUS KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!!!! *BLAAAAAAM*
SUFFER NOT THE TRAITOR, THE KEBAB AND THE POPEMOLE
I hope this will help Serbia you stupid ideas how I suppose to know if you not even mention the goal of dissidents? Is this treason. I'll have some heads if it this is!
Maybe the Piasts at Silesia may restore a bit of Poland now they are independent. They are surely crushing krauts with glory.
These turks better thank their pig-eating shit they don't have border with Serbia else we'd crush all of them from Tripoli to Morocco like skuls of pigs and exterminate the savage subhuman animals inhabit their countreys!
REMOVE BERBER FROM THE PREMISES
Grett! Now the worst turk is a minority in Albania of no significance. Still not enough but Serbia need either a really good Orthodox Theologian or a really good admnistration king to remove even the filings of kebab from Albania.
What? This... this is not something any worthy Serbian brings back. You should fight to deth against worst turk rather than return in shame!
Haha! We crushed them like skuls of pig on the bottom of the ocean! Some of our brave sailors took serious loss but still victroy!
AND THIS WILL NOT STAND! FUK YOU ALL KEBAB YOU'LL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DONT STOP ENCROACHING OUR CLAY!
The Berbers tremble in fear to the STRONG of Serbia!
Finally some real advance enough of shitty archbus now Srbija soldier armed with much better musket to remove kebab. Let the garrisons handle defense our offensive infatry will charge together with Hussars to crush the turks one by one!
Learn your lesson, berber pig?
Things were going more or less well, but in one day the king began a boisterous speech more or less like:
SERBIA STRONG!!!!!! WE WILL CRUSH THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THE STARS AND EVERYTHING AND ALL OF ALL AND THE TURK OF COURSE LIKE SUCH A SKUL THAT THE ASHES OF THE SKUL OF PIG WILL LOOK IN BETTER SHAPE THAN WHAT IS LEFT OF THEM ONCE WE ARE DONE AND WE WILL CRUSH EVEN POPEMOLE AND HOLE ROMAN EMPRAHIRIE AND ALL WORLSD WILL FEAR US MORE THAN THE WORST MONGOL AND RESPECT SERBIA WE RULE SERBIA GRETTST COUNTREY
It was obvious the constant rebel popamole touch king's mind in a bad way and he no longer able to get his best. Fortunate of this tragic event his appoint of advisor grettly improve the stability of the countrey.
Serbia needs no navy Serbia needs STRONG Army why you mad? Want to suck kebab? Return to croatioa.
And then... while the king was not of his best shape in sanity something would happen that would finally put to test all Serbia achieve all these years and the ultimate objective:
All Serbia allies have join forces for the goal Serbia dream of for all these years. There could be no better time.
The enemy is numberful their legions mighty but we are the Serbia we are STRONG!
Even Wallachia finally break chains and proclaim independence against worst turk, it is obvious now what must be done, therefore:
serbia+russia+hungary+transylvania+wallachia+moldorvia=kill ottoman emprahirie... you will ww2
THE TIME HAS COME TO:
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES