Anime Dragon Age: In the End It Doesn't Even Matter

[RK47]

 

[Ninjerk]

inb4 bioware false dmca

 

[RK47]

 

[Johannes]

Wats goin on here

 

[DragoFireheart]

Confirmed RK47 loves DA:I

 

[RK47]

Wats goin on here

It got better

 

[LundB]

You should sue them for false advertising if 'repair game' doesn't turn it into something actually worth playing.

 

[DragoFireheart]

RK says he does not want to play JRPG at this juncture. Your continued support of RK47 is appreciated~

So I guess Baldur's Gate 2 isn't an option?

 

[Drakron]

I kinda wish he did Ar Tonelico 1 or 2 since I do like those games and they can be emulated more or less properly.

 

[Slow James]

Wats goin on here

It got better

You are a man of great fortitude to have done this series, RK. May the saints sing your praises for the work you have done.

 

[RK47]

Wats goin on here

It got better

You are a man of great fortitude to have done this series, RK. May the saints sing your praises for the work you have done.

Hey man, it's okay. I kinda enjoyed having a laugh at this terrible game. I was sincere when I wanted the refund though, I wasn't having any fun while playing the game.
But the laughs ran out at the end when they just kept flinging more bullshit and see whatever sticks.
All this great reveals in the end that supposedly make the players pause and grab their heads in shock? Didn't trigger shit.
I just wanted the game to end at that point - and that's when I knew this franchise had totally lost me.

And no, it never, ever, gets better.
People are just tolerating this bullshit for the storeh, and great characters, they claimed.
I'm surprised, cause from what I've experienced - this isn't done well at all.
All the intrigues (lol @ Winter Palace), all the character quests (lol @ meeting Dorian's father being a companion quest) are either 'come here help me kill shit' or 'come help me choose A or B'
Add the table missions on top (CK2 for Age 3 and up) and you have those great, cheap, frozen pizza experience that seems plentiful in flavors and quantity, yet never really came close to satisfying you.

Dragon Age: Badly Executed is Game of the Year for me, cause it's so memorable how badly done this game is.

 

[Slow James]

Hey man, it's okay. I kinda enjoyed having a laugh at this terrible game. I was sincere when I wanted the refund though, I wasn't having any fun while playing the game.
But the laughs ran out at the end when they just kept flinging more bullshit and see whatever sticks.
All this great reveals in the end that supposedly make the players pause and grab their heads in shock? Didn't trigger shit.
I just wanted the game to end at that point - and that's when I knew this franchise had totally lost me.

And no, it never, ever, gets better.
People are just tolerating this bullshit for the storeh, and great characters, they claimed.
I'm surprised, cause from what I've experienced - this isn't done well at all.
All the intrigues (lol @ Winter Palace), all the character quests (lol @ meeting Dorian's father being a companion quest) are either 'come here help me kill shit' or 'come help me choose A or B'
Add the table missions on top (CK2 for Age 3 and up) and you have those great, cheap, frozen pizza experience that seems plentiful in flavors and quantity, yet never really came close to satisfying you.

Dragon Age: Badly Executed is Game of the Year for me, cause it's so memorable how badly done this game is.

Would you say it is a terrible game because it is a terrible game, or a WORSE than terrible game, simply because it does decent enough things, but does them all poorly?

 

[RK47]

Ideas fucked over by misguided execution.
They're just too proud to cut away the terrible shit. Or maybe they love hyping the bloated content.
The mixed signal from the QA did the team in, you hear it all the time of ppl gushing about 'SO MUCH THINGS TO DO AND ACHIEVE!'
It's just way all over the place, the whole open world bullshit you deal with. Collecting nodes at every 5 paces is insane. Who thought it was enjoyable? It's not even quality time you spent, just endless boring tasks befitting of F2P MMOs.

Couple this with the sonar ping triggering quest trigger reveals - I thought people who enjoyed this shit should just ask for a refund and go back to F2P MMO.
But no, they're dead serious. They really, really really love it.
Just look at this quote:

I'm not sure where I place this among the DA games. Each had their strong points and detracting points in hindsight. I think this one definitely comes out on the bottom as far as combat, but it scores a lot of points with the exploration aspects, plot, and the sheer expansiveness of the experience.

Exploration aspects that mostly covered dropping a red bar of HP to zero over and over or picking up ores sticking above the ground.
A plot that revolves around you, the Chosen One after stumbling into a High Powered Demonic Business Meeting.
And the sheer expansiveness of killing X in Zone Z to earn Y.

These are GAME OF THE YEAR MATERIAL GUYS! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
It is pointless to argue with these people on these aspects.
IT IS NOT A FLAW.
THEY ARE VIRTUES!
Welcome to the BIZARRO WORLD OF RPG.
People call me crazy for loving Skyrim, but man, when I shit on DAI, you see all sorts of defenses coming out.
IT GETS BETTER STEVE
ITS A DECENT ACTION ARCADE GAME
OMG STEVE U LIKE THE GAME DATS Y U PLAY TILL FINISH
OMG STEVE UR PC SUCKS THATS Y IT SUCKS
OMG STEVE NO WONDER U HATE THE GAME, CUZ U HATE EXPLORATION
OMG STEVE NO WONDER U HATE THE LOOT, CUZ U DIDN'T CRAFT
OMG STEVE STOP SHITTING ON THE COMBAT, BIOWARE WILL PATCH THE TACTICAL CAMERA
OMG STEVE STOP USING 1000 CUTS IT IS AN EXPLOIT

AND GUESS WHAT FUCKERS?! NONE OF THEM ARE EVEN VALID EXCUSES.
I WAITED FOR ONE PATCH AND WHAT DO I GET? OH, A BOSS THAT SKILL DIES TO FOCUS SKILL APPLICATION WITHOUT BUGGING OUT.
A WATERED DOWN WORLD SHATTERING PLOT TWIST THAT HAD NO PAY OFF.
A ROMANCE THAT IS CRINGEWORTHY THAT I RATHER WATCH ANIME THAN EXPERIENCE EVER AGAIN.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
GO . FUCK. YOURSELVES, GREY WARDENS.
GO TO THE DEEP ROADS WITH YOUR DICKS OUT AND GET EATEN BY DARKSPAWNS.
YOU ARE ALL BOTH BLIND AND DEAF. THE ONLY MISFORTUNE IS THAT YOU ARE NOT MUTE AND STILL ALIVE!

 

[Ninjerk]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

 

[nikolokolus]

*snip*

GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
GO . FUCK. YOURSELVES, GREY WARDENS.
GO TO THE DEEP ROADS WITH YOUR DICKS OUT AND GET EATEN BY DARKSPAWNS.
YOU ARE ALL BOTH BLIND AND DEAF. THE ONLY MISFORTUNE IS THAT YOU ARE NOT MUTE AND STILL ALIVE!

See, this is why I had to stop watching about 1/3 of the way through the playthrough, I could feel the icy claws of Cthulian madness reaching into my brain place and cutting, cutting, c uut tt IIIn G.

Gurrrnnrnrnnnrrrrrrrrr.................................................................................................................................................

 

[Shadenuat]

Wait, you made a 100+ videos on that thing?
I thought you hated it

Why are you doing this to yourself?

 

[RK47]

You cannot comprehend me, foolish mortal.

 

[Franny Frogpill]

Post-traumatic stress disorder. Poor RK47.
We all knew the risks. We should have stopped him.
~feels guilty

 

[Jaedar]

RK47 must die, that the codex might live.

His sacrifice(s) shall be forever remembered in the halls of the righteous.

 

[Sykar]

You cannot comprehend me, foolish mortal.

And you seemed so sincere when you claimed to not have lost your sanity while playing Dragon Turd: Infartition.

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[Sykar]

Got your sanity back finally?

 

[RK47]

No.

 

[Ninjerk]

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