Anime Dragon Age: In the End It Doesn't Even Matter

[Gozma]

Yes, don't put your life in danger by dueling a single faggot in public.

Feel free to take on thousands of demons and a dragon though.

gentlemen we have peak ludonarrative dissonance

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

It's the fucking DLC u sad fuck.

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[Jaedar]

So I learned that lyrium is made of medichlorians. Honestly not that retardo yet, I can't wait to see bioware ignore it or make it retardo.

Also, I really don't see why some people call this game beautiful. Maybe rk47 is playing on low or the game needs TR00 60fps to look good, but I just think it looks bland, with textures that are a decade old. The art design ain't exactly something to save the game either, their idea of a "realm of dreams and nightmares" is a swamp, with spiders.

 

[Gondolin]

It's the fucking DLC u sad fuck.

Social Justice Viv is trying to repress Sera's free spirit. Report her.

 

[Sykar]

This is hliarious(ly bad)!

 

[aeternalis]

Relevant:

 

[Johannes]

I'm disappointed you couldn't kill the duelist faggot. Also amused how he talks of fighting with rapiers when the swords are not actually rapiers.

 

[RK47]

I'm disappointed you couldn't kill the duelist faggot. Also amused how he talks of fighting with rapiers when the swords are not actually rapiers.

Hey, man.

Do you not understand that things such as bows, arrows, swords, rapiers, sabers in Antiva is possibly different from real world weaponry that you know today?
Stop putting realism in my fantasy RPG.
#stopnitpicking

 

[RK47]

This is hliarious(ly bad)!

Welcome to the Codex.

Relevant:

Delurking to trigger my
You evil evil , man.

 

[abnaxus]

Josie tits later?

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

This is hliarious(ly bad)!

It's been over two weeks, and I still have the same blank stare of disbelief each time I watch this wreck.
ME3 was what I'd call hilariously bad. But this... this is something else.

 

[RK47]

This is hliarious(ly bad)!

It's been over two weeks, and I still have the same blank stare of disbelief each time I watch this wreck.

Yep, it's like a gift that never stops giving.

So the whole book quest was a metaphor for Bioware and their fans right? Demanding sequels to the worst stuff, loving trashy romance, rendered unable to use reason when assessing quality.

Pro-tip: fandom says Varric is Gaider's self insertion.
And since Cole is treated so nicely by Varric and referred to as the "Kid", I did some digging and found out that Gaider is the one who created Cole in the novel.

1. While he was originally written by David Gaider in Dragon Age: Asunder, he is written by Patrick Weekes in Dragon Age: Inquisition. Cole is described as different and seeing everything differently, since he's not like other people.
2. Cole - Dragon Age Wiki
   
   dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Cole

Hence that theory seems to make sense

 

[agentorange]

using bows in this game

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

EXPLODING DRAGONS

AWESOME

 

[Inf0mercial]

I just can't get over the fact that the game keeps telling you red lyrium is bad and will fuck with your mind if you linger close to it and then also talks about how transporting it without covering it up with a box or something is really unsafe then you just go and set up camp not 5 metres from giant red lyrium spikes. I know gameplay story gaps but ffs make some goddamn effort yet even as i say that i remember they cbf animating slaves running so they just fade to black and delete them from game.

 

[abnaxus]

What a game.

 

[Dreaad]

This is hliarious(ly bad)!

It's been over two weeks, and I still have the same blank stare of disbelief each time I watch this wreck.

Yep, it's like a gift that never stops giving.

So the whole book quest was a metaphor for Bioware and their fans right? Demanding sequels to the worst stuff, loving trashy romance, rendered unable to use reason when assessing quality.

Pro-tip: fandom says Varric is Gaider's self insertion.
And since Cole is treated so nicely by Varric and referred to as the "Kid", I did some digging and found out that Gaider is the one who created Cole in the novel.

1. While he was originally written by David Gaider in Dragon Age: Asunder, he is written by Patrick Weekes in Dragon Age: Inquisition. Cole is described as different and seeing everything differently, since he's not like other people.
2. Cole - Dragon Age Wiki
   
   dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Cole

Hence that theory seems to make sense

The sign of a great author. Self insertion into his own work if there was ever any doubt that he was a talentless obese cretin, I can now safely discard it.

 

[RK47]

I just can't get over the fact that the game keeps telling you red lyrium is bad and will fuck with your mind if you linger close to it and then also talks about how transporting it without covering it up with a box or something is really unsafe then you just go and set up camp not 5 metres from giant red lyrium spikes. I know gameplay story gaps but ffs make some goddamn effort yet even as i say that i remember they cbf animating slaves running so they just fade to black and delete them from game.

Shhh. It doesn't have to make sense.

 

[ironyuri]

this is me seeing the game thru rk's eyes

 

[RK47]