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Development Info Dragon Age 3 Needs You

Discussion in 'RPG Codex News & Content Comments' started by Jason, May 22, 2011.

  1. Jason chasing a bee

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    <p><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Al_McNally" target="_blank">Alistair McNally</a>, BioWare's Senior Director of Creative Development, is requesting your help in making the unannounced <strong>Dragon Age III</strong> a reality. From his <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Al_McNally/statuses/71316422445371393" target="_blank">Twitter account</a>:</p>
    <blockquote>I'm looking for exceptional environment artists to join me at #BioWare Edmonton, Canada to work on #DragonAge3</blockquote>
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    <p>Prosper, I hope you're paying attention.</p>
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    <p>Spotted at: <a href="http://www.rpgamer.com/news/Q2-2011/052111a.html">RPGamer</a></p>
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  2. Havoc Liturgist Patron

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    Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Wasteland 2
    Fuck no.
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  3. Jaesun Fabulous Moderator Patron

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    Only you Prosper can save BioWare. You now have your quest. Godspeed.

    :salute:
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  4. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    1. Be chosen to work as environmental artist

    2. Hide goatse in random textures everywhere, including Varric's chest hair

    3. Release a Hot Coffee-style mod on the internet a few weeks after release, unlocking the "secret content"

    4. ???

    5. Enjoy the fall of Bioware (better than profiting)
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  5. nFn Educated

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  6. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    I would rather Prosper assist the design team on the romances.
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  7. anus_pounder Arcane

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    Prosper can only bring :incline: to dragon age.

    EDIT : Wait a minute. I think its more accurate to say, Prosper is the only one who can bring :incline: to dragon age.
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  8. Blasterhead Educated

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    Now, I've never played any of this Dragon Age malarkey, but I know enough about it from lurking the codex. If they're hiring environmental artists they could actually be trying to avoid the recycled dungeon thing DA2 got hack for. Perhaps? Will be interesting to see how many mistakes they admit once DA3 comes out.
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  9. Melcar Arcane

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    Lets all write fake recommendation letters for Prosper. Clearly he is the man for the job.
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  10. sea Prestigious Gentleman I support InXile

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    I would love to work at a place like BioWare, if only because they're one of the few larger studios still making RPGs. Sadly I highly doubt I'm qualified for this kind of thing and I'm not really in a position to travel. I do get the sense that they have a pretty open and friendly environment, but then, who knows how it really is behind closed doors and with EA's vice on them.

    I think bursting out laughing upon reading the post (considering all the reused environments from Dragon Age 2) might also kind of rule me out of the running.
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  11. Micmu Magister

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    You must be really desperate to work for EA...
    Must be a mind blowing working environment.

    Personally, I'd rather code HTML for food.
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  12. BelisariuS.F Learned

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    Check out his tweet from 20th of may.
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    Jimbob, I think we have a potential subject for your next comic. :lol:
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  14. villain of the story Unwanted

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    We must infiltrate the AAA industry segment. It is our duty to implant a Codexer into a position such as this.
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  15. Trash Simply fabulous

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    It has to be an exceptional environment if they are to repeat if for the entire game.
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    I hear you, man. Quality over quantity and all that.
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  17. godsend1989 Learned

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    I don`t wanna play games that gay me up anymore.
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  19. Melcar Arcane

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    Well fuck those guys. They can't recognize talent even if it fucked them in their eyes.
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  20. Jaz Educated

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    a quick background check revealed that you frequent the rpg codex forums.

    you never had a chance.
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  21. VentilatorOfDoom RPG Codex Staff Patron

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  22. Melcar Arcane

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    Fuck man, you just killed 10 puppies.
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  23. felipepepe Prestigious Gentleman Codex's Heretic Patron

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    Shame he only wants environment artists. I'm sure that awnsering his tweet with "You have my Axe" would qualify me as expectional writer.
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  24. circ Arcane

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    WAIT.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    EXCEPTIONAL? JESUS CHRIST BIOWARE SHITS ON ART DESIGN. IT SHITS GREAT BIG PILES OF FECES ON ART DESIGN. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ART DESIGN AND A DIALYSIS BAG.

    Fuck why don't just go raid your local kindergarten like you always do for your fucking team.
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  25. jazzotron Educated

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    :lol:
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