Dominions 4 - Pink Natajara

[Dayyālu]

Yeah, ok. I can get behind that. This game is painful for my people. Sam has his hole. The fish have their pond. Whatever outcome, they will be happy in the end.

Because, to be truthful, there is no place like home.

Wait, aren't we living in exile now?

Don't ruin the moment. Have you ever read one of those good stories? It's like when you get to the closing chapters, and the last battles are fought, won and lost, and the funeral of the Heroes who died is celebrated. In the end, there is closure: those who survived get back in their tent or back home, and life goes on, even if we will not see it.

You are reading too much into this, king.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Grimwulf Are you going to bring your crack head snake? And hey, you blocked half my sages from making the great journey. I'm saddened.

 

[Grimwulf]

Grimwulf Are you going to bring your crack head snake? And hey, you blocked half my sages from making the great journey. I'm saddened.

I will let your mages pass freely if you won't attack my snake on his way to your cap. If that sounds good, name the provinces you want released.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I will let your mages pass freely if you won't attack my snake on his way to your cap. If that sounds good, name the provinces you want released.

Hell yeah bring your god. All the big boys on the table, go through 31. You've got my dudes holed up in Siris(9). I'm not really going to attack any more, but you can feel free. It's just annoying playing the dancing game. Can't you do a throne victory anyways?

 

[Grimwulf]

Cool, I'm leaving Siris and won't attack 18 and 25.

Can't you do a throne victory anyways?

And miss the opportunity of beating you all in battle? Where is the fun in that?

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I'll do it after I capture your cap.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Cool, I'm leaving Siris and won't attack 18 and 25.



And miss the opportunity of beating you all in battle? Where is the fun in that?

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I'll do it after I capture your cap.

You are too greedy my friend.

 

[Grimwulf]

You are too greedy my friend.

Nah, just violent.

 

[Dayyālu]

We have failed, and it's up to us to live in bondage. Our living armies are no more, and it's up to the Silent Ones to endure the struggle under the blasting sun and in the cold wastes. It's up to them to uphold our Song.

However, they don't see too unhappy to do so, right?

*Blerch*

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Baw. Pick him up. Another madman in our court will not make such a difference, and he can enjoy itself by leading the hobbitses that have already surrendered. "Everything has a place under the Sun, and a Meaning", as the King would say.

 

[Grimwulf]

See, Jesse? Yesterday Tecaburg was a vassal nation of Illdorf, and Calgaya was almost dead. Iron Man and his allies thought they got the situation under control.

And now we OWN this desert!

Yes. And Illdorf is no more. Conquered by Calgaya.

Yeah! Science, BITCH! By the way, Gaelinia resurrected the snake again.

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Oh, for fucks sake.

 

[Dreaad]

I'm so happy it's over.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Lord Humanchurian Candidate(Grimwulf ), my old friend. As you can see, the Fellowship has not quite made it to Rivendell. The choice is up to you. And where do we fight? You won't break those walls, of course, but do I let flying thugs have the first blow?

 

[Grimwulf]

I shall wait for approximately one more month before attacking you. Your mages can move freely - the Convoy will stay put. As for the walls - it's your right to wait for me to break them, which I eventually will. Just keep in mind that while I'm doing it, more Chosen Warriors (recruitable everywhere) will keep coming, while your troops will be starving and underpaid. I suggest we fight outside, in this cursed desert. And may the sand consume the remains of your fallen.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I will move myself and all my troops to The Parched Expanse(25), then. Its lands can't feed our hungry bellies too well, but at least I'll have my soup.

 

[Grimwulf]

No need to starve. Use this turn to make final preparations, regroup, move your mages closer to the cap. And then simply order your people inside the cap to patrol the province. Might as well buy PD and see if I care. Your moving mages should be ordered to move and patrol in order to participate in battle. I will see your death soon.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Heh. Suit yourself. This is going to be messy(because of Earthquake and/or Rain of Stones and no way to stop that. ).

 

[KoolNoodles]

Hey Grimwulf, if you want to wait ONE MORE TURN, I can give all my dudes flight.

 

[Grimwulf]

Hey Grimwulf, if you want to wait ONE MORE TURN, I can give all my dudes flight.

Why would I want that?

 

[KoolNoodles]

If everyone puts in their turns we can end this TODAY. I forgot about Halloween parties, it might take me longer to get the scripting in(curse you communions and blood magic that will all be wiped out on turn two anyways )

Also, thanks for the blood slaves Calgaya.

 

[Grimwulf]

HERE I COME!

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I'll submit my turn as soon as you do, because it won't be fun if you stale. Also, pls don't forget to order the band from Parched Expanse to move and patrol.

Dis gonna b gud.

 

[Grimwulf]

Ffs. I suppose it would be naive to ask for extension, but I'll try.

Caul Shivers, give 12h extension pls.

Edit: submitted my turn anyway, because I hate the thought of having to script it all again. Sorry, KoolNoodles.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Umm....what. I was just working on the end of my turn and it hosted. I thought it was hosting in a half hour, according to the llama alert and last time it hosted.....

Bleh. Whatever.

Edit: I'm really hungover, I don't deserve this for breakfast.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Grimwulf, I'll just sally forth, like in the battle of Helm's Deep. It will be fitting, even if I needed that first turn.

 

[Grimwulf]

I salute your courage.

 

[Grimwulf]

The Final Showdown! The united army of Altnom

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is the last obstacle that stands on the way of CONVOY!

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The desert has never seen such bloodshed. The sheer scale of this battle! Simply glorious.

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The victory came at a high price, for we lost Methamphetamine.

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I have won. We have won, Jesse. But what do I need this desert for? A world without Methamphetamine?

It's over, bitch. You call it a victory? Seriously? Well, enjoy it yourself then. I'm out.

Don't leave me now, dammit. Hey! Come back here!

*Without fresh batches of meth, Chosen Warriors of Tecaburg soon lost their power and bravery. The nation was falling apart quickly, until everything was devoured by sand and dust. In the end, the desert always wins.*

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ooc:

Awesome stuff, KoolNoodles. You have some sort of talent killing my Pretenders.

Ok, so I'm not going to roleplay this anymore - it's the end of Tecaburg's story. Thing is, the game will drag, since I have only one Throne claimer now. None of you have to suffer through this - you may just go AI. Or stay in the game, be my guests.

Attaching my turn, just for the sake of history: https://d.maxfile.ro/zfxkfregbs.rar

That game was FUN!

 

[KoolNoodles]

That went about as I expected. The first earthquakes wiped out nearly 40 mages.

Edit: The reports don't show, but let's not forget the 50 virgins that also lost their lives.