Isn't Exdeath the ultimate boss in FF5?
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In Progress Do you want to have a bad if the world needs you?? Let's play Final Fantasy XAT, FF 35, and Longway!
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80Maxwell08
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Yep.
Whisky
The Solution
Oh wow! Diablos is actually a good guy! This is one complicated character.
For fuck's sake it looks like this game is actually incomplete. And here I was hoping we could actually defeat Exdeath and stuffies.
I still have enough screenshots for a couple more updates though; I'll get around to posting them within the next few days.
I still have enough screenshots for a couple more updates though; I'll get around to posting them within the next few days.
Gasp! The surprise! The game incomplete? *shock and awe*
6: Hello i'm from China! Ping pang pong! Ching chang chong?
And so we fly.
To the far east of the world map there's a town called Timber.
This is where the Timber apples and the Timber fish come from.
That's exactly what I'm doing at the moment, girl.
This is the fire he got so worked up about:
Real heroes: those who stand up and fight kitties.
Giving contradictory advice now, aren't we?
This dialogue makes no sense but I'll let it slide because the rest of the game doesn't make any sense either.
Racial stereotypes FTW.
There's also some kind of playroom here where we can play Final Fantasy 5 if we just pay 20 gil.
We can refuse, of course...
...but 20 gil isn't that much so let's give it a try.
http://www.interglot.com/dictionary/nl/en/translate/gokken
Anyway, let's see if we can actually play anything in here.
Fuck yeah.
Right?
Dunno if that's due to this game being incomplete or some kind of error, but the game crashes if we choose to play FF3, 5 or 6.
Oh well, whatever.
Next stop: local pub.
Who are these two?
Must be another FF reference I don't get.
Princesses sure do love boiled eggs. Don't fret, man.
This must be a German town.
Always Coca Cola!
So mean.
We do like it, except it stinks!
Gourmet beer.
See what I told you.
Bah, you're just too popamole to appreciate it.
It used to be red wine but it no longer is.
Right!
That was a bit unexpected, I admit.
Tell me more about the green stuff of your mum.
Nobody can tell what it is anymore.
"Tim Ber" is like "Timber" except it's two words instead of just one!!
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boerenkool_(groente)
Nope.
Sounds like a plan?
She doesn't really come running after us, though. Bummer.
Wanker.
Two wankers are enough for one update, I reckon.
See you next time on Let's Play FF-XAT!
And so we fly.
To the far east of the world map there's a town called Timber.
This is where the Timber apples and the Timber fish come from.
That's exactly what I'm doing at the moment, girl.
This is the fire he got so worked up about:
Real heroes: those who stand up and fight kitties.
Giving contradictory advice now, aren't we?
This dialogue makes no sense but I'll let it slide because the rest of the game doesn't make any sense either.
Racial stereotypes FTW.
There's also some kind of playroom here where we can play Final Fantasy 5 if we just pay 20 gil.
We can refuse, of course...
...but 20 gil isn't that much so let's give it a try.
http://www.interglot.com/dictionary/nl/en/translate/gokken
Anyway, let's see if we can actually play anything in here.
Fuck yeah.
Right?
Dunno if that's due to this game being incomplete or some kind of error, but the game crashes if we choose to play FF3, 5 or 6.
Oh well, whatever.
Next stop: local pub.
Who are these two?
Must be another FF reference I don't get.Princesses sure do love boiled eggs. Don't fret, man.
This must be a German town.
Always Coca Cola!
So mean.
We do like it, except it stinks!
Gourmet beer.
See what I told you.
Bah, you're just too popamole to appreciate it.
It used to be red wine but it no longer is.
Right!
That was a bit unexpected, I admit.
Tell me more about the green stuff of your mum.
Nobody can tell what it is anymore.
"Tim Ber" is like "Timber" except it's two words instead of just one!!
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boerenkool_(groente)
Nope.
Sounds like a plan?
She doesn't really come running after us, though. Bummer.
Wanker.
Two wankers are enough for one update, I reckon.
See you next time on Let's Play FF-XAT!
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Yeah, the 8-year-old-girl theory seems less plausible now, doesn't it?
Has it ever seemed plausible?
Cassidy
Arcane
I bet it was done by a 40-year old Slav pretending to be a 8-year old Dutch girl
procrastinator
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I bet it was done by Crooked Bee. Dun-dun-duuuun!
Is Crooked Bee only 8 years old?
Not bad for a bee, eh?
Whisky
The Solution
LightSpeed is a default RTP graphic. You should be able to play it if you've been able to play the rest of the game.
I just tried it myself and it worked. It's not very exciting, it just gives you a fight against some shitty snakes or bats.
I just tried it myself and it worked. It's not very exciting, it just gives you a fight against some shitty snakes or bats.
Tried it again, and it still doesn't work for me. No idea why, but it's not like that matters much anyway.
7: Shijo kitten
Third world problems.
Nothing could be sweeter.
We are the robot girl, sure. Not so sure about the crazy man, though.
Looks like we're welcome here.
I can recall Quistis from FF8 (I think), but Princess Quistes? Can't say I remember that.
We can actually recruit Quistis but let's first look around some more.
Yeah, well, here's where the game outright tells you that it's actually incomplete and you can't beat it.
If there is a way to make those switches, I haven't been able to discover it.
Shijo Kitten?
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Rinoa_Heartilly ?
No thanks, I'd rather take the kitten.
Andyman's room.
My feelings exactly.
Ponies are cool and all, but what about the kitten?
A bit too low level but not like that matters much in this game.
We can also equip the kitty with a sword and any badass armor we can find.
With that, we've finished exploring the ship. Unfortunately I haven't been able to find any way to actually make it sail. If any of you have, do let me know.
Next time we'll explore the only world area still left for us to explore (as far as I've been able to find out, at least).
Third world problems.
Nothing could be sweeter.
We are the robot girl, sure. Not so sure about the crazy man, though.
Looks like we're welcome here.
I can recall Quistis from FF8 (I think), but Princess Quistes? Can't say I remember that.
We can actually recruit Quistis but let's first look around some more.
Yeah, well, here's where the game outright tells you that it's actually incomplete and you can't beat it.
If there is a way to make those switches, I haven't been able to discover it.
Shijo Kitten?
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Rinoa_Heartilly ?
No thanks, I'd rather take the kitten.
Andyman's room.
My feelings exactly.
Ponies are cool and all, but what about the kitten?
A bit too low level but not like that matters much in this game.
We can also equip the kitty with a sword and any badass armor we can find.
With that, we've finished exploring the ship. Unfortunately I haven't been able to find any way to actually make it sail. If any of you have, do let me know.
Next time we'll explore the only world area still left for us to explore (as far as I've been able to find out, at least).
It's a cat! With a sword! 
80Maxwell08
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So...did the cat start with Bear Claws?
Yep. It's a bearcat apparently.
procrastinator
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It's a real problem when the person who's in charge of the cat is gone!
So, I mentioned Andyman in the previous update and he hasn't commented yet. Does that mean Andyman doesn't search the forums for any mention of his name anymore? 
of the horsie, verily.
8: I picked the feet's so they thought I was dead
Time to see what other areas of the world map there are for us to explore.
This one looks cool, but unfortunately we can't interact with anything here. I guess it must've been left unfinished.
So we fly to the only actually explorable area left.
Witness the family drama/reunion/whatever.
"Picked the feet's"?
Everybody's dead, dad.
Beautiful, right?
Whoa
Incredible
Apparently we did?
No idea what kind of twisted logic was behind that, though.
Yup, I guess so.
Okay, King Phoenix's castle will be our next stop.
Sure, any time.
They both go down in one hit though.
I FOUND A SUCKER WHO WANTS TO DANCE!!1
Fact: tanks don't dance.
There are some ppl we can fight here, and they're supposed to be a challenge I guess? But actually they're all extremely easy to beat.
Let's check on this girl upstairs, then.
Yup.
Hey that ain't fair
She doesn't actually give us anything though
So, King Phoenix you said?
Pictured: Black Cat as a wee lass.
Water freak. (pun intended)
BURP
We better get away then!
We're on it
High five
Play a man?
No sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJvXNCybUM
Bums.
I've no officially no idea what's going on in this game anymore.
Fighting the patriarchy!
So, about that stolen money...
FATASS
You know how this ends.
And bring it back we do.
Yeah, okay.
Oh yeah, King Phoenix, right. I totally forgot.
I see he's learned the book's lesson already.
Another test!
Another victory!
Resting in the rest room... right.
You know, this king and that queen we visited earlier would make a perfect pair.
Of course we will.
Nothing quite like a boiled egg with stuff.
I'm sure it will.
The food replenishes our HP. Nothing too fancy.
I dunno, sing a drunken song together?
On this exclamatory note, I'm afraid I have to end the game and the LP.
If there is anything else to do or any way to advance the game further, I haven't been able to discover it.
Thanks for reading -- and see you in a goblet grotto!
of the horsie, verily.8: I picked the feet's so they thought I was dead
Time to see what other areas of the world map there are for us to explore.
This one looks cool, but unfortunately we can't interact with anything here. I guess it must've been left unfinished.
So we fly to the only actually explorable area left.
Witness the family drama/reunion/whatever.
"Picked the feet's"?
Everybody's dead, dad.
Beautiful, right?
Whoa
Incredible
Apparently we did?
No idea what kind of twisted logic was behind that, though.
Yup, I guess so.
Okay, King Phoenix's castle will be our next stop.
Sure, any time.
They both go down in one hit though.
I FOUND A SUCKER WHO WANTS TO DANCE!!1
Fact: tanks don't dance.
There are some ppl we can fight here, and they're supposed to be a challenge I guess? But actually they're all extremely easy to beat.
Let's check on this girl upstairs, then.
Yup.
Hey that ain't fair
She doesn't actually give us anything though
So, King Phoenix you said?
Pictured: Black Cat as a wee lass.
Water freak. (pun intended)
BURP
We better get away then!
We're on it
High five
Play a man?
No sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJvXNCybUM
Bums.
I've no officially no idea what's going on in this game anymore.
Fighting the patriarchy!
So, about that stolen money...
FATASS
You know how this ends.
And bring it back we do.
Yeah, okay.
Oh yeah, King Phoenix, right. I totally forgot.
I see he's learned the book's lesson already.
Another test!
Another victory!
Resting in the rest room... right.
You know, this king and that queen we visited earlier would make a perfect pair.
Of course we will.
Nothing quite like a boiled egg with stuff.
I'm sure it will.
The food replenishes our HP. Nothing too fancy.
I dunno, sing a drunken song together?
On this exclamatory note, I'm afraid I have to end the game and the LP.
If there is anything else to do or any way to advance the game further, I haven't been able to discover it.
Thanks for reading -- and see you in a goblet grotto!
procrastinator
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The story comes to a satisfying conclusion, but leaves room for a sequel.
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