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Review Diablo 3: The 2nd-Hand Trouser collection simulator that's not worth finishing

Discussion in 'RPG Codex News & Content Comments' started by DarkUnderlord, May 31, 2012.

  1. Matt7895 Augur Patron

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    He's more Australian now than British, twisted and evil.
  2. Jasede Arcane

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    Every single Yahtzee thread is something like:

    * I like the guy
    * Was never funny
    * Not funny anymore
    Crooked Bee, Jaesun, hoverdog and 3 others Brofist this.
  3. gaudaost Liturgist

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    You could also say that he is funny once in a while, but that is probably way too nuanced for the codex. Everything must be broken into murdering puppy-eatning bastards and benevolent puppy-feeding angels.
  4. Gregz Liturgist

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    Hey, are you that newfag that likes to take it up the ass from Diablizzervision?

    How much do you get paid per trick, and do they need more man-whores?
  5. gaudaost Liturgist

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    You have got to be fucking yourself in the ass with a banana milkshake while licking my rock-hard nipples if you think, and I mean, seriously think that I'm on blizzards payroll. Nobody, not even here, is that stupid. A couple of days they were trolling me by saying this, which also worked as a detractor from my more valid, gentleman-like arguments. I enjoy a good trolling as much as the next guy, and it gave me some quiet lulz while ignoring it: Because I also have a strict do-not-feed-trolls policy. But all good things must come to an end, and you bringing up this after it has come to an end, while discussing yahtzee, only shows what a giant twat you are.
  6. Gregz Liturgist

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    It's a rare man who enjoys his work, especially that kind of work, but seriously how much do they pay you?

    What's the champagne room at BlizzCon like?

    Is Bobby's penis really small?

    Does that make your job easier, or less enjoyable?
  7. SerratedBiz Arbiter

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    Does this mean DarkUnderlord is looking out for his fellow Aussie by increasing his page views?
  8. DarkUnderlord Janitor

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    Yeah, it's like I'm posting news items about The tWitcher again.

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    Metro Brofists this.
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    What has to be said, has to be said. Every single time, in every single thread. Over and over and over and over and over and over...

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  10. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    the ratio of unfunny videos is higher nowadays
  11. gaudaost Liturgist

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    Possibly owing to that the game he reviews nowadays are quite obscure for a pc gamer. I still have som laugh out loud moments though, as some of his points transcend the game he is reviewing.

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