Dear TES Immigrants/tourists/dumfuck fanboys:

[whitemithrandir]

You are all taking this shit way too seriously, and I feel bad watching you all get owned. Bethsoft isn't your daddy. They are not paying you commission for defending their games on this message board.

1. Learn to differentiate between serious discussions and dumbfuck smackdowns.

2. Use the search function. Every point has been debated before in detail.

3. You are all toys for the likes of Major Blackhart and Bryce. They are dicking around with you because you all take this shit way too seriously, and they don't.

4. Go and do something productive. The Codexers are getting entertained. You're all getting pissed off. It's not worth it.

 

[kris]

I imagine that if the game is as awesome as they think they would not have time to talk about that. Personally I would rather play the game than bitch on a board in a case like that. thats just me though.

 

[HotSnack]

Can't wait guys! Tardflood: EU Edition will be hitting the forums in a couple of days time!!!

 

[Chefe]

What does this have to do with RPGs?

 

[whitemithrandir]

What does this have to do with RPGs?

This forum is one giant role-playing game.

Some people like to roleplay dumbfucks, and some people like to roleplay people who smacks down dumbfucks.

It's an RPG.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I'm at level 21, and have the slayer perk. Great for smacking down the Oblivion boy toys.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

/shout I need to level up. Someone group with me. I saw some TES invaders outside the city wall.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Hey,no farming!

 

[Chefe]

What does this have to do with RPGs?

This forum is one giant role-playing game.

Some people like to roleplay dumbfucks, and some people like to roleplay people who smacks down dumbfucks.

It's an RPG.

Can I roleplay the person that says you suck?

 

[whitemithrandir]

Can I roleplay the person that says you suck?

 

[HardCode]

I have a Penis +9

 

[HotSnack]

You could steal a horse's penis in Disgaea and then equip it. A very solid item it was as well.

 

[Chefe]

Hey whitey.... YOU SUCK!!!!


Chefe has reached Level 2
Chefe gains FRENCH INSULTS


Hey whitey... BAISE-TOI!!!!









You know I love you.

 

[aweigh]

BICHON FRISE TO U TOO LOLL

 

[Chefe]

LOL BICHON FRISE!

 

[sheek]

Face the facts. There are no TES immigrants/fanboys or any fifth column bullshit on this forum.

You guys sound like you're 'role-playing hysterical' anti-communists seeing/rooting out subversion behind every newbie thread. In which case Whitemithrandir would be Senator McCarthy manipulating all the Codexers as part of some sick mind-game/experiment for his personal enjoyment.

 

[kingcomrade]

Hey whitey.... YOU SUCK!!!!


Chefe has reached Level 2
Chefe gains FRENCH INSULTS


Hey whitey... BAISE-TOI!!!!

You know I love you.

kingcomrade has become hot and anxious
Chefe! Oublie-le! Baise-moi!

 

[Chefe]

Baise-moi?

Je vais te juter sur la gueule!

 

[TotS]

Face the facts. There are no TES immigrants/fanboys or any fifth column bullshit on this forum.

You guys sound like you're 'role-playing hysterical' anti-communists seeing/rooting out subversion behind every newbie thread. In which case Whitemithrandir would be Senator McCarthy manipulating all the Codexers as part of some sick mind-game/experiment for his personal enjoyment.

 

[Pr()ZaC]

Par toutatis!

 

[aweigh]

Alizée Jacotey... J'TAIME J'TAIME J'TAIME!!!!

 

[Jed]

Hey whitey.... YOU SUCK!!!!

OHMYGOD!!!!!111onethousandandone!!!111

CHEFEE IS TEH REVERSE RACEIST!!!111!

OHNOESSS!!!11!1!!!OBLIVION!1!1!1

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Alizée Jacotey... J'TAIME J'TAIME J'TAIME!!!!

Thats hot. She do any undergound porn?

 

[Chefe]

Alizée Jacotey... J'TAIME J'TAIME J'TAIME!!!!

God... I'd do her even if she was my sister.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Goes double for me. I'd gladly pull a DP on her with any guy on this board.