[CYOA?] Let's Play Space Rangers text adventures

[Nevill]

The Overlords are content. They have deemed you worthy of their next order.

As for you, you are now tired.

 

[Kipeci]

Make sure to get some of that... air? Where's it coming from at the bottom of a pool? Doesn't matter, I guess.

 

[Nevill]

You were given a breathing mask, of course. The pool is very deep.

 

[MZeta]

Push up!

 

[Nevill]

Now what? Do we relax and pat ourselves on the back, or do we finish the damn job?

 

[Kz3r0]

relax.

 

[Kipeci]

Get down!

 

[lightbane]

Relax and let yourself fall down slowly.

 

[Nevill]

You really are a lazy bunch, are you? If you keep prioritizing your well-being over the experiment, they might cut your share down to 150'000 cr!

How are your underwater throwing skills today, Codex?

 

[Kipeci]

Try aiming far in front of it, it's not going to go too quickly so it needs that adjustment.

 

[MZeta]

Yeah, take far aim. I would be surprised if it would even travel that far underwater.

 

[Nevill]

Great. Now we are feeling like a big clumsy oaf. Our self-esteem drops to new lows.

Another one of these mishaps and we will break down crying.

 

[MZeta]

Damn those syrupian liquids

Let's try again the far aim.

 

[Nevill]

Oh, yeah! Just like Robin Hood... if they tried to drown him in acid.

Speaking of acid... they are pouring more of it. And their instructions seem to have taken a cryptic tone.

 

[Kipeci]

Sleepy time!

 

[Kz3r0]

lie down.

 

[Nevill]

We don't feel too well.

 

[lightbane]

Move in circles, don't let yourself become too EMOtional.

 

[Kipeci]

Hurl sticks!

 

[Kz3r0]

Hurl sticks!

 

[Nevill]

Sticks and stones may break my bones... But do they hurt as much as angry Peleng robots?

It is waving at us. Should we wave back?

Or should we greet it in a manner befitting the Galaxy's mightiest warriors ever since Ytzokeng's sound victory? Even though it's just an imitation.

You decide.

Note

Despite the... less than perfect Codexian guidance we still have a chance of successful mission completition (our ranger is one tenacious little bastard), but we have to watch out from now on.

 

[MZeta]

Hit it really hard. About time we went some of the frustration on someone / something.

 

[Kz3r0]

Hit it really hard.

 

[Nevill]

We greet it the Codexian way, and it reciprocates.

Do we up the ante, or do we run away wailing like a beaten whore?

 

[Kz3r0]

Hit legs.