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Conan Exiles - Funcom strikes again

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Excidium II

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I saw someone playing on stream and the game has physics-enabled dongs. I'm not much into survival games but I like conan and nudity so i'm intrigued.
 

Hobo Elf

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Hope it runs better than Ark then.

Optimization is crap right now. Combat is a bit shit as well. It mostly comes down to who has better stats and gear to out last and out damage the opponent. Really grindy game. Low tier equipment degrades super fast and the amount of resources you need to make the basic stuff is a bit high (20 rocks for a single stone axe - lol). Craftable equipment is level locked i.e you need to level up to unlock the recipes. I might refund and then look at it again when it's out of early access.
 

Space Satan

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This game in a nutshell
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thesheeep

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... seriously? :lol:
Guild, when?

Optimization is crap right now. Combat is a bit shit as well. It mostly comes down to who has better stats and gear to out last and out damage the opponent. Really grindy game. Low tier equipment degrades super fast and the amount of resources you need to make the basic stuff is a bit high (20 rocks for a single stone axe - lol). Craftable equipment is level locked i.e you need to level up to unlock the recipes. I might refund and then look at it again when it's out of early access.
Sounds 100% like Ark, then.

Ark can be quite fun, I think. But only in larger groups. It's a game GF and me tried to play, but it is just waaaaaay to grindy to be fun with two people.
I wonder how flexible this dong is. I mean, game.
 

bylam

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Just fix the grind in the server settings - it's a literal slider.

Performance has been shitty - kinda irritating as we have been stress testing with 70 players internally and no major drama. But I suspect the online hosts don't match the specs of the ones we are using for testing internally.

Combat - I dunno. A lot of people are just left click spamming. There is more depth to it (IMO) than that, but people don't know how to play yet. A lot of them are not even using secondary weapon attacks.

I have a couple of keys, if someone wants to try it. First in first served and all. Just PM me.
 

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Combat - I dunno. A lot of people are just left click spamming. There is more depth to it (IMO) than that, but people don't know how to play yet. A lot of them are not even using secondary weapon attacks.
Well, if that is the case, then I'd say it is simply too easy or otherwise unbalanced.
If secondary attack and more tactics than left click spam are not required to win, then people won't use them (other than for flavor, maybe).

Reminds me a bit of a problem like in Halcyon 5 or Darkest Dungeon. You'd have all kinds of status effects and whatnot, but the best possible way to victory was to just deal tons of damage.
 

Cromwell

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Just fix the grind in the server settings - it's a literal slider.

Performance has been shitty - kinda irritating as we have been stress testing with 70 players internally and no major drama. But I suspect the online hosts don't match the specs of the ones we are using for testing internally.

Combat - I dunno. A lot of people are just left click spamming. There is more depth to it (IMO) than that, but people don't know how to play yet. A lot of them are not even using secondary weapon attacks.

I have a couple of keys, if someone wants to try it. First in first served and all. Just PM me.

memememememe pleeeasse
 

bylam

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Combat - I dunno. A lot of people are just left click spamming. There is more depth to it (IMO) than that, but people don't know how to play yet. A lot of them are not even using secondary weapon attacks.
Well, if that is the case, then I'd say it is simply too easy or otherwise unbalanced.
If secondary attack and more tactics than left click spam are not required to win, then people won't use them (other than for flavor, maybe).

Reminds me a bit of a problem like in Halcyon 5 or Darkest Dungeon. You'd have all kinds of status effects and whatnot, but the best possible way to victory was to just deal tons of damage.

Well in PvE in any game enough people spamming left click will win against a monster. But in PvP I think superior tactics will play a part and people are not at that stage yet. I could, of course, be completely wrong.

Keys are gone. I'll see if I can get more at some point but you know, managers gotta make their monies first.
 

Mortmal

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Just fix the grind in the server settings - it's a literal slider.

Performance has been shitty - kinda irritating as we have been stress testing with 70 players internally and no major drama. But I suspect the online hosts don't match the specs of the ones we are using for testing internally.

Combat - I dunno. A lot of people are just left click spamming. There is more depth to it (IMO) than that, but people don't know how to play yet. A lot of them are not even using secondary weapon attacks.

I have a couple of keys, if someone wants to try it. First in first served and all. Just PM me.

I only played unofficial so far, performance is beyond shitty on some servers, rubberbanding,animations not playing, several disconnections, near unplayable . I was about to ask a refund TBH , but then i tried another server and strangely it was almost flawless .....That explains the mixed reviews. So people experience of the game will vary greatly , not to mention the quality of the server population, that makes a huge difference .
The loading time could be improved, had to move it to a new SSD to make it playable.It's very early access but has lot of potential for sure .The mature setting will attract many more people, boobs and penis realistic physics , people will forgive many of the game shortcomings.
 
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Turisas

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Oh boy...

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Guys, I don't think this game is very <current year> at all...

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Are you running the textures on low? I see a severe lack of bush definition which just isn't acceptable.
 

Haba

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Are you running the textures on low? I see a severe lack of bush definition which just isn't acceptable.

I'm running on medium, which may explain the lack of... detail.

A bigger disgrace is the fact that you can't make your slavegirls shave once you've captured them.

But yeah, imagine a game where you can...

- invade someone's home and cut their entire family apart in front of them
- club the most attractive female on the head and drag her to your home unconscious
- force her into a wheel of pain
- feed her human flesh (probably from her own family) until her mind breaks
- then make the broken slave "entertain" you while you prance around naked

Now realize that this is a triple A production with a Steam release. In 2017.
 

Turisas

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A bigger disgrace is the fact that you can't make your slavegirls shave once you've captured them.

You hwut. Shaving should be strictly forbidden for slaves, that's the first tenet of any proper clan. Heretical shavists must be exiled to the wastes.
 

Ranarama

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Can you customise the shape and length of your pubes? I need an answer before I'm prepared to buy.
 

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