Yes time to explain how it is: My mini AAR part 2: Poland - First to Fight!
Since this time I am playing Poland and not Hungary I had a lot more power to do stuff this session instead of grabbing one or two provinces and praying no coalition forms against me. Right off the bat I did the usual PUing Lithuania, the less usual joining the HRE and allying with Austria. I kinda thought that me and Austria could go a long way together. I was proven very wrong but on that later.
First war was cutting down TO to size so I could vassalize it. Went easy as expected with me taking Neumark and Chelmno, no real issues there. Then the bloody TO annexed Pommerania and I couldnt vassalize them in one war. I took Silesia off Bohemia too and annexed Mazovia, that all gave me a nice base for future. Forced TO to release Pommerania and annexed it soon after myself rounding my western border and placing it in the current spot for Poland. Finally I went for vassalization of TO once my mission to do so fired for a second time (before that I expected to have to annex them and took Warmia off them since they were allied to Bohemia). I was winning that war when Austria joined coalition against me and declared war.
Now we need to go back in time a bit and have a look at European politics. Austria wasnt exactly thrilled once I joined the HRE, more like grumpy. Then once I was invading Bohemia he warned me not to go further than Silesia, then dissolved our alliance and warned me using the game mechanics even when I stopped at Silesia. Not surprisingly I took that for a declaration of hostile intention against me and acted accordingly. I allied with France and England and had talks going with Ottomans about a future inevitable war with HREAustria. As much as he I knew that it will end in bloodshed at one point, better be prepared then.
France more or less consolidated its western part (agreement with England about the end of HYW) and then went for Burgundy. Castille felt threatened about France allying Aragon and England allying Portugal so it joined the anti French coalition and sided with Burgundy. Big mistake. Burgundian (AI) Castille alliance got squashed very hard, Castille lost all troops manpower and most of the money. Since then Castille was a non factor constantly in rebellion and chaos. France did dissolve its alliance with Aragon and didnt enforce tough terms, but since Castillian king was rather shitty it went downhill fast.
In other parts of Europe Austria was eating at Venice and southern German minors. Then Denmark wanted a piece of action and invaded Hansa, only to be quickly reminded that in fact HRE wont allow this to fly. This was our second player versus player war with Scandinavian forces quickly getting destroyed, before anyone could even intervene. Of course that didnt get Denmark to be friendly with Austria and HRE lost another potential ally.
Now we are back to the point when Im at war with TO and its allies while Austria and Ottomans declare war on me. I was caught totally unprepared, didnt expect to have to fight two most powerful nations so soon and for so little reason. My manpower and armies depleted I merely withdrew north while France and England quickly assaulted Netherlands which Austria has inherited from Burgundy literally month in the war. Fortunately I managhed to peace out TO for its vassalization and I could focus on enemy troops flowing deeply into my lands. France beat back Austrian armies from the Low Lands and we chased them into Austria proper in a beautiful pincer movement. We caught them in hills in Ostmark and when it seemed like the war ends right there Ottomans reinforced Austria and beat us back. There were two more lost battles in Poland but we suffered casualties more equally in there. My southern border besieged I resorted to hit and run tactics while France battled with renewed Austrian assault on Netherlands and marching armies on Paris. I would like to disclose that Paris itself wasnt threatened and France managed to raise a significant 40k army, mainly mercenaries but the future looked grim. England peaced out of the war. And then Ottomans did too, I had to pay them Moldova. And suddenly Austrians got repelled by the new French armies and we chased down and exterminated in Low Lands. At the same time I gathered what I got (about 30k troops, mainly from vassals and mercenaries) and invaded Austria proper carpet sieging its territory. The war was won, Austria was defeated it just didnt want to accept that and I began formulating a peace offer. I offered the return of Venetian cores and one province to Naples, a peace offer worth 59%. They refused.
Then Ottomans broke our peace treaty and took a 5 stab hit while marching on my armies in Austria - pure madness if you ask me. They attacked in Karnten, in mountains, and were decisively beaten back retreating back into Balkans. Didnt see a single Ottoman army again in this war as even their capital was at 8% revolt risk. And then we had the final act of this war where Austria offered me some peace I didnt really read, but hey, it seemed they wanted to give Venice its provinces, so I accepted. Lo and behold they agreed to release Burgundy, cede me 3 provinces (which I promptly released as vassals) and give back most of Venetian lands. Austria has indeed imposed on itself harsh terms, more than we would ask for. I got nothing and lost Moldova too out of the entire ordeal.
As for future I hope to repair relations broken by war and rebuild after this since Im broke, without army and manpower. Looks like peace is ahead of us at least for 20 years.