Beastro
Arcane
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- May 11, 2015
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Right now, roleplaying a normal royal marriage in ck2 means a very good chance of getting cuckholded by every lousy count with a dick and seduction focus on. Which in a large realm is probably several at any time, even after the latest patches. Every single patch since WoL DLC has tried dealing with it by slapping a new band-aid over it, but all it does is try to hide the fact that AI simply has no idea why it does something beyond "the RNG said I should". Seduce the emperor's wife when he can crush me like a bug? Let's do it! Empress / imperial princess opening her legs for every geriatric STD ridden count that asks her? Why not! Faced with shit like this I feel the only reasonable response is to game the shit out of the system.
Or not play with Way of Life installed.
It's like bitching about Aztec Invasions band their BS but not turning the bloody DLC off.
The main thing CK2 has over the other games is the only real counter to blobbing that enriches RPing: You engineer your empires "inevitable" fall and while you're struggling to build your next one you get to pass the cease fires looking over the fragments of your old one and see who rises and falls.
In my "Saxons escape Northern Europe and flood North Africa" I returned to Saxony, installed the Ludolfingers and watched as Saxony and "East Saxony" were slowly eaten up be reconquering Catholics while my Scandinavian kings one by one converted when Crusades came their way as I spread into India leave a patchwork of North African and Mediterranean kingdoms to battle over the scraps.
Given Catholic resurgence and Islam being broken my courts now become a refugee camp in India for every noble house I installed in Northern Europe who didn't convert that has become a base from which the occasional pagan will inherit a Scandinavian kingdom and re-raise hell there. After I conquer India I plan to engineer another downfall, hopefully with Mongol aid and expand into Eurasia behind them to eventually overrun the Baltic again.
The campaigns been going off and on for over a year and I can't wait to do it again with another culture/religion/dynasty, not that I want to spot. North Africa is now half Saxon half German split between west and east modelled on my early westward expansion until I switched eastward and converted to German in order to reflect the influence of Chivalry being absorbed via Mediterranean osmosis since these still are Germans and would evolve along similar military lines given their outward, expansionistic outlook. Egypt is now a heartland for Germans, which I chuckle at given how Arabized it historically is.
On top of that the religion of "Saexneat" ("Germanic and Neo-Pagan names are BS when the last Germanics are only Saxons) is now all over North Africa cept for a few enclaves of Druze and Catholics still around that survived conversion to Islam, Saxony and the Baltic coast is mostly Catholic and Scandinavia is slowly converting while England and Ireland largely resisted conversion before a Catholic restoration and the pagan enclaves are quickly evaporating.
Oh, and the last bit of Nordic religion is in Iceland, beyond anyone's desire to conquer, where the Jomsvikings took over via a theocratic coup and now continue to occasionally send out little raiding parties to loot the North Sea only interrupted by occasional noble rebellions that try to reassert control. I aided the few remaining Zoroastrians to take Persia back and wait while they struggle to even stay together let alone survive the coming eastern storm, while my early gutting of Islam and repeated Holy Wars drained Islam enough that the Zunists survived, reformed and maintain a solid, if dyanstically unstable empire in Afghanistan and Punjab. Ceylon has become the main Saexneat vassel kingdom of mine in the Eastern Indian Ocean while I plan to conquer the coastline and install Zoroastrian, Jewish and Nestorian republics while given the in land to prominent and royal bastard pagan dynasties like I did in North Africa. The Arabian coastline is also a vassel Jewish king modelled on a restored Hymyarite kingdom in the region while Mecca and Medina are under the surviving Shiite Caliphate which I made a vassal upon their Syrian empires disintegration at the hands of the Seljuks.
It's about 1060 now and the games still amusing.