Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

[WhiteGuts]

Just when I thought couldn't get any shittier, they do this.

 

[Psquit]

The game is not that long... vanilla borderlands 2 has more content than this game.

 

[SuicideBunny]

Can't even play a first-person bloodbath without a social justice warrior lecture these days, what a world.

tbh, considering what kind of game boderlands is, any kind of direct sjw message will just look like extreme parody.

 

[Metro]

The game is not that long... vanilla borderlands 2 has more content than this game.

Not surprising. Although that's fine at a steep discount. Borderlands 2 went on a bit too long (assuming you did all the optional content).

 

[Drakron]

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/borderlands-the-pre-sequel

 

[SuicideBunny]

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/borderlands-the-pre-sequel

"worse than the previous titles 10/10"

 

[Blaine]

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/borderlands-the-pre-sequel

As a huge fan of the Borderlands series, This game looked like the best thing to ever happen. I watched every ad with wide eyes, and preordered the second I was able to. I even bought the season pass, as Borderlands 2 more than delivered on its price for its season pass. When the Presequel finally came out, I had booked several days off worked, stocked up on food, and prepared to delve into another adventure into the borderlands universe. Barely an hour later I was standing away from my PC, shaking my head, and regretting my blindness.

Yet, somehow, I doubt he's actually learned anything.

 

[Drakron]

"worse than the previous titles 10/10"

76 as average is still pretty bad, its usually means "average" but considering GearBox and 2k it means "fucking awful +5 because", user reviews are also low at 6.7, consider that Steam currently shows a 88% but who the fuck even reads Steam reviews outside the negative ones?

Yet, somehow, I doubt he's actually learned anything.

Maybe but the biggest haters tend to be former fanboys.

 

[Blaine]

He didn't learn anything about getting hyped up for AAA shovelware, pre-ordering, or pre-ordering DLC (if ever there's been a sign of the times, it's pre-ordering DLC), though. All he knows is that they fucked up this time. No one under the age of 30 seems to stop to ask, "Wait, why am I paying them all this money now if it might be shit?"

Well, you're probably right: Being surprised that a game you were hyped for isn't automatically 10/10 Game of the Year is the first step to recovery.

 

[Metro]

76 is pretty bad for the hype machine this game was.

 

[dnf]

Supporting gearbox...

the /v/irgins hivemind view on the game.

Spoiler

>Friendzone is misogyny
>first five females in the game are lesbians
>one quest for a lesbian is to kill a guy who said mean things to her about her sexuality

Burch has his hands all over this greasy shit

don't buy it.

Oh, Barbie-like slim midriff exposed. How many women in real life have midriffs like that?

:incloosive:

She got Barbie like body while being ugly and tomboyish at the same time tough, so i rate it 3 :incloosive: out of five

 

[Jick Magger]

Because lord knows I love being lectured on relationships by a fucking cuckold.

 

[dnf]

Hope he get's divorce raped in courts. Will it be Haitian SJW gangrape like all over again?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Because lord knows I love being lectured on relationships by a fucking cuckold.

"Cuckold" is also an imaginary misogynistic way of looking at relationships. You are part of the problem

 

[Jaesun]

Wasn't this the game they funneled all the Aliens: Colonial Marines money they were getting into this?

 

[dnf]

I think that was Bordelands 2

 

[Psquit]

Getting friendzone by his wife. Claim he is bisexual (Muh wife dont want my dick hurr hurr now im bisexual). His writing sucks (30 year old, 300 pounds neckbeard fanfiction is better than his writting...)


... so why did gearbox give him a job again?

 

[Metro]

Huh? His wife divorced him? I guess I need to subscribe to the shitty gaming personality tabloids.

 

[Angthoron]

Did he actually work on this game though? It's a different studio working on content, wonder if the writer was different too. If it was a different guy, maybe I could give it the benefit of a doubt one day. Maybe.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Texan redneck garbage trying to appeal to the ever-growing SJW-crowd. Verdict: Failure.

 

[jcd]

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[Gerrard]

If you buy this shit you are literally part of the problem.

... so why did gearbox give him a job again?

Probably same reason why every talentless shit gets a creative job position, he's someone's friend.

 

[Metro]

Did he actually work on this game though? It's a different studio working on content, wonder if the writer was different too. If it was a different guy, maybe I could give it the benefit of a doubt one day. Maybe.

He did. He was the main writer, again, and did a lot of the PR work.

 

[Angthoron]

Did he actually work on this game though? It's a different studio working on content, wonder if the writer was different too. If it was a different guy, maybe I could give it the benefit of a doubt one day. Maybe.

He did. He was the main writer, again, and did a lot of the PR work.

Fuck that, then.

 

[SuicideBunny]

i like how they managed to fucking ruin something so goddamn slamdunky as fucking borderlands on the moon and make it buggier than alpha protocol to boot.

If you buy this shit you are literally part of the problem.

what problem would that be?