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[dnf]

Since Michael Bay can copy paste speshul effects from his movies why not the CODs?

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Remove Ali from premises.

 

[Kamoho]

I'm starting to see why Al-Qaeda considers the west a corrupting influence.

 

[dnf]

muslimgamer

 

[bot]

Call of Duty: Ghosts sells $1bn into retail worldwide for launch

Call of Duty: Ghosts sell-in hits $1 billion

 

[BlackAdderBG]

"Activision specifically noted in its announcement that it "sold more than $1 billion of Call of Duty: Ghosts into retail stores worldwide as of day one," meaning the figure is made up of units sold to retailers and not necessarily sales to consumers."

 

[Xor]

I keep waiting for the CoD franchise to die out the way all of activision's properties eventually do, but it just won't die.

 

[Black]

you are wrong, it is not a bad arcade game, on the contrary, thats why it has been so successful, because is an arcade game, it is not a simulation of war, people forget that before MW the only games with modern setting were the Tom Clancy ones and they were too much about tactics, you have to move or order your partners and don't let them die, MW was the first FPS where you just have to go lone wolf and don't worried about your team. It was a different kind of game, not better, just different.

 

[tuluse]

I guess if you pretend Battlefield doesn't exist.

Edit: as for modern setting. It wasn't as arcadey as CoD obviously.

 

[warpig]

MW was the first FPS where you just have to go lone wolf and don't worried about your team

More like a lone retard that needs constant handholding and npcs leading him around.

 

[Zewp]

MW was the first FPS where you just have to go lone wolf and don't worried about your team

Has this guy never heard of the earlier CoD games? Quake? Doom? Wolfenstein? In all of those you played lone wolf.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

There's even a "lone wolf" FPS called Operation: Wolf.

But no, because that all happened TOO LONG AGO, it doesn't count.

 

[Average Manatee]

The factor that you are missing is that a complete noob can boot the game, run around randomly, kill people and have a jolly good time feeling awesome. That's the distilled essence of CoD and why it's so popular with the unwashed console masses. The game is finely tuned with controlled randomness such that even the worst players can get kills by mere virtue of being spawned in the right place at the right time, and when they do they get the "awards" and "levels" fed to them like heroin injected right onto the screen.

 

[Infinitron]

MW was the first FPS where you just have to go lone wolf and don't worried about your team

Has this guy never heard of the earlier CoD games? Quake? Doom? Wolfenstein? In all of those you played lone wolf.

Fuck that, what about Medal of Honor, which Call of Duty was an explicit riff on at first...and whose "lone wolf" nature CoD meant to eschew? He's got it completely ass-backwards.

 

[Zewp]

I actually completely forgot about Medal of Honor AA. That game was great fun in multiplayer. We spent so much time playing with panzerfausts on the Stalingrad map as children.

The factor that you are missing is that a complete noob can boot the game, run around randomly, kill people and have a jolly good time feeling awesome. That's the distilled essence of CoD and why it's so popular with the unwashed console masses. The game is finely tuned with controlled randomness such that even the worst players can get kills by mere virtue of being spawned in the right place at the right time, and when they do they get the "awards" and "levels" fed to them like heroin injected right onto the screen.

I don't know if this was posted before, but the president of Tripwire Interactive (Red Orchestra, Rising Storm) spoke about how CoD essentially destroyed the FPS genre with its narrow skill gap a while back. I've never played their games, but it's an interesting read.

http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/03/13/call-of-duty-red-orchestra-2-interview/

 

[Luzur]

what Manatee said is the essence of most console shooters.

 

[Machocruz]

MW was the first FPS where you just have to go lone wolf and don't worried about your team

Has this guy never heard of the earlier CoD games? Quake? Doom? Wolfenstein? In all of those you played lone wolf.

Fuck that, what about Medal of Honor, which Call of Duty was an explicit riff on at first...and whose "lone wolf" nature CoD meant to eschew? He's got it completely ass-backwards.

He mentioned modern war setting before that, so I assume that's what he meant. Not that I'd be shocked that random YT commentator is that retarded. And he/she's still wrong anyway.

 

[dnf]

MW was the first FPS where you just have to go lone wolf and don't worried about your team

Has this guy never heard of the earlier CoD games? Quake? Doom? Wolfenstein? In all of those you played lone wolf.

Fuck that, what about Medal of Honor, which Call of Duty was an explicit riff on at first...and whose "lone wolf" nature CoD meant to eschew? He's got it completely ass-backwards.

Yeah, COD made squad based single player campaign popular. COD was a sucess because they have stray from the lone wolf path.

 

[Gurkog]

CoD is popular because it is so easy, a cave man can do it.

 

[Hellraiser]

CoD is popular because it is so easy, a cave man can do it.

The perfect way to placate the 'sap with. Melonheads know how to keep the chattel in line. Keep them occupied with enturdtainment even a spear-chucking assmonkey understands, while they rule the word under a facade of demokwacy.

Just look at that enlarged cranium, all that extra brain volume hard at work to keep the 'sap busy with his toys and distracted from the thruth. You can't win with a being of far superior 500000+ skull cc

 

[Clockwork Knight]

CoD is popular because it is so easy, a cave man can do it.

So what happens when you meet a more skilled caveman and he pwnz0rs you?

 

[Gragt]

Random Youtube comment of the day:

I would love to play Diablo I again without emulating MSDOS

 

[Whiner]

The prank calls are hit and miss,but that was pretty good.It have some rage.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

"Listen. I'm gonna find out who this is, and when I do I'll, uh...going to have some fun with you." (sounds sexual)



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