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[felipepepe]

Yeah, we really can't say much without being hypocrites...

 

[dnf]

^^^^^^
It's called leveling up. If hitting random enemies can make you stronger it's only natural that fucking the same random enemies can make your cock grow.

Making sex at least give the person vigor and rejuvenate the face...

 

[Delterius]

^^^^^^
It's called leveling up. If hitting random enemies can make you stronger it's only natural that fucking the same random enemies can make your cock grow.

Real question is wether experience should be limited per sexual encounter. Should the developers reward you for the whole of the adventure or for every session of fucking? Should 'Romance' be a matter of taste or simple efficiency? Better page an expert in Sawyeristic game balance. Roguey

 

[Tzaero]

Pro-Gamers are crazy..

 

[RK47]

worse than revenge porn

 

[Dexter]

^^^^^^
It's called leveling up. If hitting random enemies can make you stronger it's only natural that fucking the same random enemies can make your cock grow.

Real question is wether experience should be limited per sexual encounter. Should the developers reward you for the whole of the adventure or for every session of fucking? Should 'Romance' be a matter of taste or simple efficiency? Better page an expert in Sawyeristic game balance. Roguey

Also, how do you handle encounter design? Scaling encounters up to your level seems like a bad idea, but you can't go around getting experience from the same old enemies after a while. So you will have to design specific sexual encounters with mythical beasts or abbreviated from things like size bonus from giants or demonic origin and similar in remote parts of the world that will regularly raise the encounter difficulty and gained experience.

 

[Horus]

We should just invite the guys who made this mod and discuss the leveling mechanics with them "In Depth".

 

[Average Manatee]

^^^^^^
It's called leveling up. If hitting random enemies can make you stronger it's only natural that fucking the same random enemies can make your cock grow.

Real question is wether experience should be limited per sexual encounter. Should the developers reward you for the whole of the adventure or for every session of fucking? Should 'Romance' be a matter of taste or simple efficiency? Better page an expert in Sawyeristic game balance. Roguey

Also, how do you handle encounter design? Scaling encounters up to your level seems like a bad idea, but you can't go around getting experience from the same old enemies after a while. So you will have to design specific sexual encounters with mythical beasts or abbreviated from things like size bonus from giants or demonic origin and similar in remote parts of the world that will regularly raise the encounter difficulty and gained experience.

SeXP apparently decays with time, so there would presumably be some natural threshold.

 

[Delterius]

^^^^^^
It's called leveling up. If hitting random enemies can make you stronger it's only natural that fucking the same random enemies can make your cock grow.

Real question is wether experience should be limited per sexual encounter. Should the developers reward you for the whole of the adventure or for every session of fucking? Should 'Romance' be a matter of taste or simple efficiency? Better page an expert in Sawyeristic game balance. Roguey

Also, how do you handle encounter design? Scaling encounters up to your level seems like a bad idea, but you can't go around getting experience from the same old enemies after a while. So you will have to design specific sexual encounters with mythical beasts or abbreviated from things like size bonus from giants or demonic origin and similar in remote parts of the world that will regularly raise the encounter difficulty and gained experience.

Which leads us to something else entirely: do Kajiit count for mythical beasts? And, if so, should they give extra experience?

 

[RK47]

We should just invite the guys who made this mod and discuss the leveling mechanics with them "In Depth".

You should just join their community and discuss the features in LoversLab like I did.

 

[Night Goat]

http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Lowerkin

Spoiler

lowerkin are beings (that can be hydromorphically gendered, hypomorphically gendered, transgendered, two-spirited, three-spirited, gender challenged, gender supressed, gender fluid, gender solid, gender gas, gender plasma, gender ginger, or cis gendered) that find the capitalization of names to be dangerously oppressive and anti-progressive. They find that capitalization enables individuals to quickly overpower persons with shorter names. Removing capitalization makes the name spectrum much more fairer to those whose name lengths are challenged. They are not as strict about anti-capitalization movements as much as the Progress Police, and so accept non-named based capitalization. It is debated among lowerkins if names at the begining of sentences should be capitalized. For the moment all forms of name-based capitalization are banned among lowerkin. Last names, nicknames, pronouns, and titles are also not capitalized. The germans capitalize every noun in their language, a remnent of the oppressive nazi regime. lowerkin germans should take action against this by refusing to use capital letters at all.

The lowerkin movement was founded by a brave young person whose gender identity could not be discovered before xe was betrayed by xis cisgendered xoirlfriend, who brutally oppressed xir to the point of cardiac arrest. A memorial to xer has been proposed to be (TRIGGER WARNING: A WORD THAT HAS POSSIBLE ASSOCIATION WITH RAPE IS GOING TO BE USED) erected in central park, new york. xer name was never known as xe was afraid of being attacked and verbally assualted by enemies of progress. xe only went by the title of "xister x."


Notable lowerkins:

• rebecca snowflake
• bob "rainbow warrior" day
• jessica doberwoman
• eva brown

Note: xi made a horrible mistake by not lowercasing the title of this article. If xou are an lowerkin or lowerkin-like, please understand that this is a terrible accident. I hope you are not offended.

http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/UPPERKIN

Spoiler

UPPERKINS BELIEVE THAT TO EMPOWER ALL GENDER-BEINGS WE MUST LIBERALLY USE CAPITALS. AS DR. WILLIAM R. JANICE STATED, "CAPITALIZATION OF ALL WORDS DESTROYS ANY SIZE DIFFERENCE IN OUR SENTENCES. THIS RESULTS IN NEARLY PERFECT EQUALITY IN SPEACH AND TEXT." UPPERKINS TYPICALLY YELL TO REPRESENT XHEIR COMMITMENT TO UPPERKINSXEMSHIP. ALL LETTERS WRITTEN BY UPPERKINS MUST BE CAPITALIZED, WITH EXCEPTION TO lowerkin TITLES, NAMES, AND BEINGS. lowerkins AND UPPERKINS SHARE A MUTUAL PEACE BETWEEN XEACHXOTHER.

THE UPPERKIN MOVEMENT WAS ACTUALLY FOUNDED BY A lowerkin NAMED dr. jane wurst. xhe BELIEVED THAT lowerkins NEEDED A SLIGHTLY OPPOSSING FORCE TO PREVENT THEM FROM GAINING OPPRESSIVE CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. xer REVOLUTIONARY IDEALS ARE STILL CONTROVERSIAL AMONG SCHOLARS TODAY.



UPPERKIN NOTES:

• BOLD TEXT IS CONSIDERED HOLY AMONG UPPERKINS.
• (TRIGGER WARNING: ITALICS) ITALICS ARE CONDEMNED BY THE UPPERKINS AS TOO RELEVENT TO THE FEMENINE STEREOTYPE CREATED BY THE CIS GENDERED TYRANTS.
• ALL UPPERKIN (AND lowerkin) ARE SPECIAL AND DESERVE YOUR RESPECT.

Which one of you wrote these?

 

[Delterius]

Once upon a time I used to think that Otherkins and the FF7 house were amazingly insane. Now? I don't doubt that the fact those two entries were written are enough to garner followers. Someone who never liked capitalizing letters will think he's found likeminded people somewhere in the world.

That's the beauty of the internet.

 

[Blaine]

Timberwolf Makes a Stand

http://timberwolflosesit.ytmnd.com/

 

[AlexOfSpades]

Damn, i wish my virile member grew proportionally to how many times i have experienced sexual battles. Fuck, if that was the case, i wouldnt even be typing with my hands now. I'd be like, the dick Dhalsim

 

[RK47]

well if u play with breasts it might get bigger. fu fu fu .

 

[Zewp]

I don't know how many of you remember PhyloFilms that was posted in this thread last year. He's basically a troll trolling all the popamoles. It's amazing to see how butthurt he makes people. Just search for Youtube videos with terms like 'response to Phylofilms' and 'Phylofilms sucks.' It's the education system at its finest.

Here's his Skyrim review.



And here's his latest response to his haters.



The amazing thing is he's not even a good troll, nor is he subtle. It just really shows how retarded the average popamole gamer is.

 

[Night Goat]

well if u play with breasts it might get bigger. fu fu fu .

If this were true, all women would have huge breasts. How could they have them and not play with them?

 

[Average Manatee]

well if u play with breasts it might get bigger. fu fu fu .

If this were true, all women would have huge breasts. How could they have them and not play with them?

We have a turd in the punchbowl.

 

[Zewp]

If this were true, all women would have huge breasts. How could they have them and not play with them?

Women don't want to objectify themselves like that.

 

[Luzur]

Timberwolf Makes a Stand

http://timberwolflosesit.ytmnd.com/

uh, isnt it "Semper Fi" and not "Simper Fi"?

 

[Delterius]

Timberwolf Makes a Stand

http://timberwolflosesit.ytmnd.com/

uh, isnt it "Semper Fi" and not "Simper Fi"?

Internet grammar. Internet grammar never changes.

 

[The Glitterdust Golem]

http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/UPPERKIN

 

[Borelli]

I don't know how many of you remember PhyloFilms that was posted in this thread last year. He's basically a troll trolling all the popamoles. It's amazing to see how butthurt he makes people. Just search for Youtube videos with terms like 'response to Phylofilms' and 'Phylofilms sucks.' It's the education system at its finest.

Here's his Skyrim review.

Spoiler

And here's his latest response to his haters.

Spoiler

The amazing thing is he's not even a good troll, nor is he subtle. It just really shows how retarded the average popamole gamer is.

He lost me at "COD is amazing and it innovates"

 

[Clockwork Knight]

old, but I love this part

 

[J_C]

I don't know if there is a topic for this, but I didn't want to open a new one. So I'm just slamming it here. Spoony's SWAT4 walkthrough. Hilarious. :D

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/10/24/lets-play-swat-4-mission-15-olympic-manhunt/