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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Skittles He ruins the fun.

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    Troll.

    "There couldn't have been a better game to introduce RPGs...to North America. I mean, look at the artwork on the front of the case."
     
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  2. Make America Great Again Humanity has risen! Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    My life was changed forever when mom bought me a copy of Final Fantasy on NES for my birthday... and ruined probably. It was just about when I started doing judo, and it warped my interests towards this game and this game alone. Probably the turning point of my existence. Today I'm here.

    It also took hours of playtime before I learned what "equipping" items was. I thought the first few bosses were impossibly hard too.
     
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  3. Cassidy Arcane

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    My gaming tastes were partly defined after I gained my first CRPG as a gift shortly after gaining my first PC, when I was 10 years old. The game was Betrayal at Krondor, the first CRPG I played.

    I pity those who had Final Faggotry instead.

    :M
     
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    The first RPG I ever played was Thunderscape. I never managed to finish it.
     
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    First rpg I ever played was Oblivion.
     
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    I have no words.
     
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  7. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Butthurt: Nurture, not nature.
     
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  8. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    This is why I drink.
     
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  9. SCO Arcane In My Safe Space

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    First games i had on the pc (had a amiga before), was a pirate cd full of all the sierra, dynamix, cocktel arts games.

    Needless to say, the overload of awesome left me marked forever.
     
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  10. Make America Great Again Humanity has risen! Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    It took a while before my father forked over 3000$ for a computer.
     
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  11. Make America Great Again Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis, Hater of Eternity

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    Same. Battle Bugs, Betrayal at Krondor and Goblins adventure games (all from these three devs) are some of the very first pc games that I remember playing. And also pirated! :troll:
     
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  12. SCO Arcane In My Safe Space

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    It had all the adventures prior to LSL7 and some lucasarts too.

    Ultima 4-7...
    Monkey Island I & II, Fate of Atlantis some others...
    Conquests of the Longbow, gabriel knight, quest for glory I-IV, laura bow 1-2 etc.
    It had all the dynamix adventures as well as Betrayal at krondor.
    Goblins, even Inca.

    Goddamn that cd almost ruined my life - it lasted years.
     
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  13. Make America Great Again Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    For this I promise I will buy HL3 even though I didn't particularly like most of HL2 or its expansions. In fact I'll go to my finance planner right now and plan to keep $60 ready for 2015.
     
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  14. dextermorgan Magister

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    Not just any sewers, phasetick sewers. Fucking ragequit quit.

     
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  15. Make America Great Again Infinitron Inevitably Successful in All Circumstances Patron

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    Codex 2014 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Testimonial time, huh?

    I played adventure games almost exclusively in the early 90's. Sierra, Lucasarts, and everything else I could get my hands on. Then those Myst clones and FMV games started coming out and I ran to RPGs as the genre crashed.
    I got into Ultima around 1995 or so. Dabbled with it for a couple of years and joined the UDIC. But it was Baldur's Gate that solidified my status as an RPG fanatic. (I unfortunately missed the Fallout craze that preceded it)
     
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  16. ChristofferC Augur

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    My first RPG was BG2.
     
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  17. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    Please, tell me this was staged.
     
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  18. Lagole Gon Arcane

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    Not sure though... maybe it was...
    DINK SMALLWOOD

    Anyone else played that shit? :obviously:
     
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  19. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman RPG Codex Staff

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    Well duh. And a lot of mods. Some were pretty good too.
     
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  20. ChristofferC Augur

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    I have played it. It came free with PCGAMER back in the days when I didn't have Internet at home.
     
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  21. dextermorgan Magister

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    No clue, I did a search for the sewer rage and only noticed the brofight in the background after I posted the vid. Sounds genuine all right.
     
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  22. Make America Great Again Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Eh, having not played 13 I have no idea about Vanille, Selphie was indeed borderline retarded in her perkiness ('Trains trains trains I fucking love trains~"), but Aeris was pretty far from hyperactive, hyper feminine, cheerful and energetic. There must be some quality brainwashing in those gender studies.
     
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    My first RPG was Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest I think.
     
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  24. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    My first RPG was Dungeon Master. FTL FTW!
     
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  25. corvus Arcane

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    My first RPG was Morrowind.

    :oops:
     
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