Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Make America Great Again Infinitron I post news Patron

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    True. This Woffls guy is weird, it's like he's complaining that Bethesda have addicted him to a type of gameplay that he isn't sure why he even enjoys.
    But if you enjoy the game, can you really complain?
     
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    Woffls doesn't realize it yet, but this is also the primary objective in real life
     
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    This is the part where Skyrim's atrocious interface actually works to it's advantage - as long as the quest isn't radiant and includes some directions, it's easier to pay attention than to fumble around, trying to activate the right quest marker. It's also the least painful as it minimizes the time spent in horrid, sanity draining interface screens.

    Even if the quest is radiant, it's still better to just look at the map once and then try to find your route in first person.
     
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  4. Make America Great Again racofer Thread Incliner

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    This needs to be preserved in here:



    "If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication."

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    "The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."

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    SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
    D – Dirty
    O – Orifice
    V – Violation
    A – Always
    H – Hurts
    K – Keep
    I – Injecting
    I – It
    N – Naiant

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    "Skyrim Jobs – Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin. Satan has recently taught our fecal fisting bandits that if you hang each other upside down and let the blood rush to the head, the anal dumpster becomes more sensitive to touch and we all know gays wake up and fall asleep just day dreaming about sticking something up their own or someone else’s sewer hole."


    Fucking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Not sure if parody
     
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  6. Make America Great Again Azalin Arcane Patron

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    Suprisingly there don't seem to have an article concerning Mass Effect 3,Dragon Age 2 or Hamburger Helper.Maybe we should sent them an e-mail informing them and wait for the lulz?


    Also

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    This was posted months ago already racofer. :rpgcodex:

    And yeah, the entire site is a parody - funny nonetheless. ;)
     
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    fecal fisting bandits

    yes
     
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    SEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

    (The constant "jokes" about time aren't funny though.)

     
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    So they've branched out to shovelware now? "Tailpipes is tailpipes!"
     
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    Thanks Final Fantasy for introducing RPGs to North America

     
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    See, this is why I disagree with people who think PC gaming was ever dominant in the way consoles are today.
     
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    "There couldn't have been a better game to introduce RPGs...to North America. I mean, look at the artwork on the front of the case."
     
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    My life was changed forever when mom bought me a copy of Final Fantasy on NES for my birthday... and ruined probably. It was just about when I started doing judo, and it warped my interests towards this game and this game alone. Probably the turning point of my existence. Today I'm here.

    It also took hours of playtime before I learned what "equipping" items was. I thought the first few bosses were impossibly hard too.
     
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    My gaming tastes were partly defined after I gained my first CRPG as a gift shortly after gaining my first PC, when I was 10 years old. The game was Betrayal at Krondor, the first CRPG I played.

    I pity those who had Final Faggotry instead.

    :M
     
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    The first RPG I ever played was Thunderscape. I never managed to finish it.
     
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    http://borderhouseblog.com/?p=7966

    I have no words.
     
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    First games i had on the pc (had a amiga before), was a pirate cd full of all the sierra, dynamix, cocktel arts games.

    Needless to say, the overload of awesome left me marked forever.
     
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    It took a while before my father forked over 3000$ for a computer.
     
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    Same. Battle Bugs, Betrayal at Krondor and Goblins adventure games (all from these three devs) are some of the very first pc games that I remember playing. And also pirated! :troll:
     
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