Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    And this, not his lack of vagina, is why Gabe won't ever be in the center of a shitstorm like the one engulfing Hamburglar Herpler.
     
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    Gabe has a good sense of humor but let's not turn this place into VSN. TYVM.
     
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    That was a hilarious reply by Gabe
     
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    " because at the end of the day you're just going from A to B and getting something for someone." He got a point there, reading shouldn't be optional, quest should require from you the knowledge of what you are doing, or at least make that knowledge help to get better results, but Bethseda carters to everybody so there can be no coherent connection, you have your quest arrow to follow no matter what the story is you follow it to kill or take something or steal something, and then you follow the arrow again to take the reward. Skyrim doesn't even have a description of what the quest is about in quest book because that is an irrelevant information for completing them.
     
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    True. This Woffls guy is weird, it's like he's complaining that Bethesda have addicted him to a type of gameplay that he isn't sure why he even enjoys.
    But if you enjoy the game, can you really complain?
     
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    Woffls doesn't realize it yet, but this is also the primary objective in real life
     
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    This is the part where Skyrim's atrocious interface actually works to it's advantage - as long as the quest isn't radiant and includes some directions, it's easier to pay attention than to fumble around, trying to activate the right quest marker. It's also the least painful as it minimizes the time spent in horrid, sanity draining interface screens.

    Even if the quest is radiant, it's still better to just look at the map once and then try to find your route in first person.
     
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    This needs to be preserved in here:



    "If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication."

    ...​

    "The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."

    ...​

    SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
    D – Dirty
    O – Orifice
    V – Violation
    A – Always
    H – Hurts
    K – Keep
    I – Injecting
    I – It
    N – Naiant

    ...​

    "Skyrim Jobs – Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin. Satan has recently taught our fecal fisting bandits that if you hang each other upside down and let the blood rush to the head, the anal dumpster becomes more sensitive to touch and we all know gays wake up and fall asleep just day dreaming about sticking something up their own or someone else’s sewer hole."


    Fucking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Suprisingly there don't seem to have an article concerning Mass Effect 3,Dragon Age 2 or Hamburger Helper.Maybe we should sent them an e-mail informing them and wait for the lulz?


    Also

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    This was posted months ago already racofer. :rpgcodex:

    And yeah, the entire site is a parody - funny nonetheless. ;)
     
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    fecal fisting bandits

    yes
     
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    SEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

    (The constant "jokes" about time aren't funny though.)

     
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    So they've branched out to shovelware now? "Tailpipes is tailpipes!"
     
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    Thanks Final Fantasy for introducing RPGs to North America

     
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    See, this is why I disagree with people who think PC gaming was ever dominant in the way consoles are today.
     
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    "There couldn't have been a better game to introduce RPGs...to North America. I mean, look at the artwork on the front of the case."
     
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    My life was changed forever when mom bought me a copy of Final Fantasy on NES for my birthday... and ruined probably. It was just about when I started doing judo, and it warped my interests towards this game and this game alone. Probably the turning point of my existence. Today I'm here.

    It also took hours of playtime before I learned what "equipping" items was. I thought the first few bosses were impossibly hard too.
     
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    My gaming tastes were partly defined after I gained my first CRPG as a gift shortly after gaining my first PC, when I was 10 years old. The game was Betrayal at Krondor, the first CRPG I played.

    I pity those who had Final Faggotry instead.

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