Nael said:
Jools said:
Ah, the fuckin awesome chainmail apron which I so totally love.
Even when I try make some sense of it, it doesn't, as it leaves the massive boobs exposed, therefore not actually protecting any of the upper torso (a favourite target of any martial art/combat technique).
Give us back the steel thongs!
/img]
Actually, the apron does protect the most vital spot on a person when considering piercing and slashing wounds. If you want to kill someone with a dagger or a sword you go in through the gut and up. You should never go in straight and expect to hit the heart because of the ribs. So yeah... the apron makes sense if you have giant tits.
Still, it makes no sense: yeah, leaving such a big/large/protruding target (the tits) open and vulnerable may not get the wearer a deadly injury/wound there, but any attacker would just hack/slash/pierce/hit/punch there just to cause some pain, and then while the whore is distracted/cringing because of mentioned pain, kill her with ease.
My point is, if a designer wants to make something that makes no sense in the name of sex, fine (see picture i posted), but that apron doesn't make any sense from any perspective belonging to
homo sapiens.