Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Aldebaran Erudite Patron

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    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/9233326/1

    Someone is going to give Priestly a run for his money.

    I had to gaze upon my keyboard to see this for myself, and behold: the "a" key is one row below and, essentially, every column away from the "o" key.

    Not much else at this point, maybe it will get better. Fortunately, the majority of people seem to understand that it was a cheap and poorly implemented trick.

    http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mass-Effect-3/Mass-Effect-3-General-Discussion-No-ME3-Spoilers-allowed/Mass-Effect-3-Demo-Kinect-Xbox-360-Reviews-9227658-1.html



    I can only hope that this is a very stale joke about Canadians.

    A PC Overman, I see.

    http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...rs-allowed/DLC-Wishlist-thread-9168887-1.html

    Too lazy to dig through this. Not so much funny, as it is sad. The game is not even out yet and these people are practically begging Bioware to take more money from them.

    Oh, alright:

    Use the Kinect for full dancing immersion.

     
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  2. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    links are broken, though I don't think anyone besides one or two masochist codexers will paste it on the URL bar read all that
     
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  3. corvus Arcane

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    This belongs in the "LOL BioWare!" thread

    (Nice contribution though, would rage again)
     
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  4. Aldebaran Erudite Patron

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    Fixed for your viewing pleasure. Damn, newfangled links think that they can stop my colossal intellect?

    I had considered posting this in the LOL Bioware thread, but it seems more geared towards laughing at Bioware, as opposed to its fanbase.
     
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  5. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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  6. Make America Great Again racofer Thread Incliner

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    Either that or he's a master troll.
     
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  7. Pelvis Knot Arbiter

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    Oh god... Hoopy where are you?


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    Not a single line what the game should be like... Just this.
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  8. Make America Great Again Infinitron Trade Master Patron

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    What does that even mean, "Muslim protagonist"? How many "Christian protagonists" have we ever had?

    If you want a raghead protagonist, see AssCreed 1 or Prince of Persia.
     
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  9. Wyrmlord Self-Ejected

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    Isn't the Prince of Persia guy supposed to be from the Ahura Mazda days of Persia or basically pre-Islamic Persia?
     
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  10. Luzur Prestigious Gentleman Good Sir

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    i just got a picture in my head of a fat basement dweller otaku when i read that.
     
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  11. Make America Great Again Infinitron Trade Master Patron

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    Okay, but the point is, what more could you possibly want from a videogame protagonist? You want a character who has to kneel down towards Mecca and pray to regenerate his mana bar, and has five stats corresponding to each of the Five Pillar of Islam? When has there ever been a Christian equivalent of that?
     
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  12. Wyrmlord Self-Ejected

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    Anyway, my genocidal crusader king in Medieval II: Total War may be the only Christian protagonist I played.

    The King of Sicily who slaughters all the pagans from North Africa and the Jerusalem region - man, that was cool when I did it in that game. He even became known as King Charles the Saint for doing so.
     
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  13. Make America Great Again Infinitron Trade Master Patron

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  14. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    imagine what skyway would say if that happened
     
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    Destroy your enemies with the power of Christ...

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    Go to church to ask God to save your game...

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    ...among other things.



    :troll:
     
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  16. hoopy Savant

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    A gay Muslim protagonist. Yes, I can see it now: in the final mission you'll have to choose between joining the Gay Pride parade and suicide bombing it. You'll have two alignment meters, one indicates fabulousness and the other piety. Staying fabulous will improve your diplomacy skills and give you access to unique dialogue options, but following the path of Islam will give you special offensive abilities like detonating yourself once per day. Love interests include a hunky FBI agent and a brooding imam with a dark past. Rated M for Majestic.

    :codexisfor:

    The poster doesn't care about the specifics of the game because to her games only exist to validate her identity and promote her political beliefs.
     
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    These are good examples, however, they also often show up as souless villains (ie the whole evil religion in Dragon Quest V, complete with Satan himself being the leader of it)
     
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  18. Corvinus Scholar

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    Simply brilliant. :D
     
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  19. Make America Great Again Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    The ending (edit: to Black Ops, that is) was kinda cool, tbh (you find out the protagonist went mad and made up an imaginary friend)

    And like any self respecting "Best X of all time" list, no entry on that list is more than five years old. BSB

    edit: nevermind, didn't see Metal Gear Solid there. That's a 1998 title, which makes this oldschool
     
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    The protagonist in Black Ops killed Kennedy too.
     
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  22. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    But uh... his friend isn't entirely imaginary


    I found the ending kind of shitty, even if you haven't watched a certain movie you could totally predict that too
     
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    I don't know how MMXI can stand arguing with this kind of RPS scum, I just want to smash a pie in his face.
     
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