NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[pippin]

Weird, nobody noticed those are all white women

 

[Caim]

Huh, a game with a powerful 50's feel where you can dress as a housewife and kill boatloads of male monsters? That sounds like a lot of fun, fund it!

 

[JarlFrank]

I thought Malaysia was full of Muslims. What the hell do they need a theme park for?

Ubisoft themepark. They own the Ass Creed franchise.

"ASSASSIN'S CREED SIMULATOR! Roleplay a noble muslim assassin and behead infidels*!

*infidels harvested from our country's own non-muslim population"

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Thane Solus]

 

[LESS T_T]

http://www.pcgamer.com/youtuber-reportedly-requests-22000-for-coverage/

YouTuber reportedly requests $22,000 for coverage

Ben Tester does PR and marketing for Wales Interactive, the developer responsible for games like Soul Axiom (pictured). According to a recent Reddit post, he emailed a popular YouTuber to offer them a free code for one of the developer's games and got a reply that made his "jaw drop", asking for thousands of dollars in return for coverage of the game.

Apparently, the YouTuber, who has "a few million subscribers", asked for either $17,600 in exchange for two to three "talking points," or $22,000 for the addition of a description link. Tester, as well as stating that he didn't agree to pay up, stresses that the YouTuber didn't offer positive promotion of the game.

It's worth checking out the post and comments for more stories from devs, e.g. one claiming that a YouTuber asked for 5% of gross profit for six months, and from YouTubers who say they've accepted money to cover games.

 

[Dreaad]

Water is wet more at 11.

 

[Caim]

The whole youtube reviewer thing will come crashing down the moment youtube installs a paywall for "premium content". Sure there will be fanboys who eat that shit up, but plenty of them will unsubscribe in rage and never return.

It will be a day of glory, justice and lulz once the paywall comes into place.

 

[Perkel]

Poor indie opressed dev send his game to promote it and his jaw dropped when got reply that you need to pay for promotion.
Indie snake starting to eat itself.

Maybe those clapfucks will understand that creating community and good game will sell your game.
Creating another platformer/walking/"art" simulator clone... yeah no one wants to play that shit anymore.

 

[stray]

Poor indie opressed dev send his game to promote it and his jaw dropped when got reply that you need to pay for promotion.
Indie snake starting to eat itself.

Maybe those clapfucks will understand that creating community and good game will sell your game.
Creating another platformer/walking/"art" simulator clone... yeah no one wants to play that shit anymore.

Hey now, don't bundle platformers with that shit. Those are actually games

 

[pippin]

The whole youtube reviewer thing will come crashing down the moment youtube installs a paywall for "premium content"

Paid content existed before those youtubers were big, but it was more of a movie rental system however. Blip.tv recently died (because the Nostalgia Critic-tier "reviewers" are dying as well), so if youtube does this, they will just move to Twitch. Dailymotion is getting bitchy about content in videos right now and vimeo is too hipster for those kids.

 

[BlackAdderBG]

All platformers are shit

 

[Excidium II]

all platformers are videogames
all videogames are shit

 

[No Great Name]

All platformers are shit

all platformers are videogames
all videogames are shit

All humans are mammals.
All humans are bipedal.
All bipedals are mammals.

See the problem?

I've been reading too much Aristotle lately.

 

[Drax]

All Aristotles are Gay

 

[Jaesun]

It would be so damn sweet and so so rewarding if that guy had the balls to openly state which YouTube person it was..,

 

[pippin]

It would be so damn sweet and so so rewarding if that guy had the balls to openly state which YouTube person it was..,

https://socialblade.com/youtube/top/category/games/mostsubscribed This should give us a general idea, especially if you remove those who only do LPs. I don't know why but I think it was Angry Joe.

 

[Caim]

 

[Drax]

From the comments:

Straight outta Canton,
crazy motherfukcer named Ice Jiub
From the guild called N'wahs With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a steel staff
Swipe to the side, and bodies are hauled off
You too, N'wah, if you fuck with me
The Ordinators gonna have to come and get me
Off yo ass, and now I'm Silt Stridin' out
For the s'wit motherfetchers that showin out
N'wahs start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like scuttle
Goin off on a motherfetcher like that
With a cross bow that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
With a crime record like Meder Nulen
A Daedric weapon is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfetchin fool
Me you can go toe to toe,no maybe
I'm knockin n'wahs out tha box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfetchers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital A.S.V.
N'Wah you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Jiub is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back, N'wah, I'm comin straight out Vivec.

 

[Caim]

Yeah, it's some sweet stuff that could only be surpassed when the real CHIM Shady stands up.

 

[groke]

CHIM Shady

modern shit, if you want real rhymes you should look at the classix like Run-PSJJJJ and Public Velothi.

 

[Nekot-The-Brave]

All humans are mammals.
All humans are bipedal.
All bipedals are mammals.

See the problem?

I've been reading too much Aristotle lately.

 

[Caim]

That there is some terrifying body horror.

I bet loads of people mastrubated to that to completion.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

So THAT'S where the Rick & Morty joke comes from: