NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Caim]

Looks like I gotta go update my list of Dark Souls models for Garry's Mod.

 

[Tzaero]

So apparently a Russian CG artist made this for an online gambling site.

 

[Jick Magger]

...The russians have been making alot of weird, fucked up browser games pretty recently, haven't they?

 

[Caim]

...The russians have been making alot of weird, fucked up browser games pretty recently, haven't they?

Still not as weird as all those fucked up Frozen games.

 

[Jick Magger]

Still not as weird as all those fucked up Frozen games.

That's what I meant. Was it the Ruskies who made those or the Chinese?

 

[Caim]

That's what I meant. Was it the Ruskies who made those or the Chinese?

I think the Russians, because of their bizarre sense of humor.

 

[taxalot]

What Frozen game ?

 

[Jasede]

You poor innocent soul.


Frozen Elsa Skin Cancer Doctor
Elsa Fell Down The Stairs
Pregnant Elsa Brain Surgery
Dirty Pregnant Elsa And Baby Bath

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[A horse of course]

gross

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Still a better RPG than PoE.

 

[Astral Rag]

Looks like a poor man's Grossology

 

[JarlFrank]

The best thing about these games is how they're made to look super cute and pink so it's appealing for little girls, even the wounds are made to look cute in some way.

But then the gameplay is totally wtf, you pop zits and pull teeth and stitch wounds and shave the girl's head so you can cut open her skull and remove cute-looking parasites from her brain.

YES I AM SURE THIS WILL APPEAL TO 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS AND NOT DISTURB THEM IN ANY WAY

 

[Excidium II]

The best thing about these games is how they're made to look super cute and pink so it's appealing for little girls, even the wounds are made to look cute in some way.

But then the gameplay is totally wtf, you pop zits and pull teeth and stitch wounds and shave the girl's head so you can cut open her skull and remove cute-looking parasites from her brain.

YES I AM SURE THIS WILL APPEAL TO 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS AND NOT DISTURB THEM IN ANY WAY

Your mistake is thinking it's made for little girls

 

[Cassidy]

You poor innocent soul.


Frozen Elsa Skin Cancer Doctor
Elsa Fell Down The Stairs
Pregnant Elsa Brain Surgery
Dirty Pregnant Elsa And Baby Bath

This /x/ grade stuff is going on for a while:

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/something-unbelievably-horrific-is-going-on.99701

 

[Jasede]

Your mistake is thinking it's made for little girls

Yes, Jarl. They aren't made for girls. They're made for penis. People fap to this.

 

[Surf Solar]

What the hell is Frozen? Some kind of anime shit?

 

[Jasede]

Nice try. +5 KKK.

 

[Sizzle]

What the hell is Frozen? Some kind of anime shit?

 

[Surf Solar]

Nice try. +5 KKK.

Try what? I really had to google it. Damn even Disney movies declined over the years. When I hear 'Frozen' indeed the madonna song comes to mind first

 

[Caim]

What the hell is Frozen? Some kind of anime shit?

Disney movie based on The Snow Queen about a crown princess discovering she has ice-based mutant powers and buggers off to the mountains when her secret comes out in the open and starts to freeze her country over so her sister, a peasant, a moose and a talking snowman go after her. Tumblr called it racist because the native Scandinavians weren't dark-skinned enough, despite the people living there are pretty much the whitest people on the planet.

And the prince was written by George R. R. Martin.

 

[Chamezero]

best sanic gaem

13:30 is when things go really lolwut

 

[Dreaad]

best sanic gaem

13:30 is when things go really lolwut

Who would waste their time making that

 

[lightbane]

I believe this is appropiate:


EDIT: Lel, now I notice this: Even these cubes which work as portals to Hell have been dumbed down and made easier to use with the passage of time.