NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Havoc]

Demo-Lady looks great.

 

[Tzaero]

 

[pippin]

 

[RK47]

SOME gamers will go to great lengths to have just one more hour with their console, but one youngster has admitted to drugging his girlfriend so he could keep playing.

A 23-year-old German gaming addict has been fined after he slipped his girlfriend a sedative, The Local reports.
Unsurprisingly, the two are no longer together.

The court in the eastern German town of Caxtrop-Rauxel heard the man was playing on his games console with a friend when his girlfriend returned from work about 10pm in August last year.
After a 10-hour shift, she had been planning to unwind with some peace and quiet, but her partner had other ideas, preferring the racket of video games and gunfire.
So he sedated her.

“I only put four or five drops into her tea,” he told the court.


But the 24-year-old woman remained knocked out until noon the following day, and the effects of the drugs kept her nodding off through the day.
She told the court the man confessed to her what he had done and she added he had been on drugs at the time, which eventually caused their breakup in the following days.

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The judge ordered the man to pay a $746 fine.
“Your girlfriend slept long and deeply, which didn’t harm her, but this is certainly a premeditated bodily harm,” the judge said.
The ex-boyfriend admitted “it was stupid” but said he was now “on a straight path” after staying off drugs for 10 months, and was soon to start an apprenticeship.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...es-with-his-mate/story-fnq2oad4-1227434978460

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Sealed Fallout 1 box (European version) up for sale on eBay for $770.

Er...wut? If it was the US version that price might make sense.

 

[Gerrard]

 

[pippin]

A waifu is your laifu.

 

[Drax]

Waifu is mother
Waifu is father

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Waifu is love
Waifu is life

(edit: Just meme'ing here. Fuck everyone who has a waifu.)

 

[RK47]

well meme'd friend

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I was going to link to the Wakfu game, because the font is a little weird and looks like Waifu and I thought it would be funny. But then I found this...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/332400/

Steve

 

[Tzaero]

RK47

Spoiler

 

[Drax]

I'm guessing you put a fleshlight or sth at the end of robo-arm?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Oh great...ANOTHER Serious Sam spin-off!

Except this one, Serious Sam's Bogus Detour, looks kinda nice and is a Gauntlet clone:



Reminds me of games like Cannon Fodder and Alien Breed.

It's currently in early development, but is expected to be released this year.

 

[Excidium II]

Good music

RK47

Spoiler

That video is like 2 years old. I wonder how this project is doing by now

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Renegen]

Isn't that how all EVE Online characters look?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Isn't that how all EVE Online characters look?

That's racist.

 

[Caim]

Isn't that how all EVE Online characters look?

Mine looks more like Grand Moff Tarkin's second cousin.

 

[Suicidal Meat Slapper]

Reminds me of myself. That's what happens when you masturbate too much, kids!

 

[Astral Rag]

Spoiler

 

[Astral Rag]

Finally a smart telephone for Hardcore Retro Gamers™

http://www.wired.com/2015/07/commodore-smartphone/

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Popamoling like a pro