NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[ERYFKRAD]

No one steals our chicks... and lives.

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

Dammit, why wasn't DNF like that?

 

[Infinitron]

Hmmm...

 

[pippin]

This guy is saying.... games can be.... fun?!

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Caim]

Is that the potato statue version of this?

 

[BlackAdderBG]

This should be emote :neveraskedforthis

 

[pippin]

 

[Kane]

 

[Astral Rag]

This should be emote :neveraskedforthis

Which moderator can turn this dream into reality?

 

[darthaegis]

"Only true RPG fans", Skyrim pic. top kek
EDIT: first question is about World of Warcraft lol.

 

[Caim]

Question are on the following games:

- WoW (and they spell Worgen wrong)
- Oblivion
- Baldur's Gate
- Fallout (series, including Fallout of a moving vehicle)
- Diablo
- Final Fantasy (pre-7)
- Dragon Age: Origins
- KotOR 2
- Witcher (series)
- Final Fantasy 7
- Kingdom Hearts
- Chrono Trigger
- Grandia
- Persona 4
- Mass Effect
- Lord British
- Various
- Kingdoms of Amalur
- Skyrim (trick question!)
- Dark Souls

I didn't know the Diablo and the Grandia questions because I never played those games. 18/20.

Planescape: Torment appeared as a single wrong answer, and Ultima only appeared in the Lord British question.

 

[darthaegis]

Question are on the following games:

- WoW (and they spell Worgen wrong)
- Oblivion
- Baldur's Gate
- Fallout (series, including Fallout of a moving vehicle)
- Diablo
- Final Fantasy (pre-7)
- Dragon Age: Origins
- KotOR 2
- Witcher (series)
- Final Fantasy 7
- Kingdom Hearts
- Chrono Trigger
- Grandia
- Persona 4
- Mass Effect
- Lord British
- Various
- Kingdoms of Amalur
- Skyrim (trick question!)
- Dark Souls

I didn't know the Diablo and the Grandia questions because I never played those games. 18/20.

Planescape: Torment appeared as a single wrong answer, and Ultima only appeared in the Lord British question.

I got 13/20, got all the jRPG questions wrong + a few misclicks.

 

[toroid]

 

[Weirdstuffinspace]

On repeat

 

[Chamezero]

:twitcher3downgrade:

 

[RK47]

 

[omega21]

severe brutthurt

 

[Infinitron]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...ng-cheaters-who-publicly-apologise-on-youtube

H1Z1 dev unbanning cheaters who publicly apologise on YouTube
"I want to make sure it's clear there are consequences for cheating."

H1Z1 developer Daybreak Game Company's president John Smedley has found an interesting approach to the cheating problem. Over the last few days the developer hasbanned somewhere in the neighborhood of 25K players for cheating, leading many pleading to be reinstated. Smedley has agreed to let certain reformed cheaters back in the game under one condition: They publicly apologise on YouTube.

✔@j_smedley
Dear Cheaters who got banned. Many of you are emailing me, apologizing and admitting it. Thank you. However.. You're doing it wrong

✔@j_smedley
If you want us to even consider your apology a public YouTube apology is necessary. No personal information please. Email me the link

✔@j_smedley
And I will tweet it.​

Further rules: The apologies have to be listed as public and not marked private. Smedley also said the apologies should be addressed to fellow players rather than the developer. "Although you hurt our business this is about them not us," the developer tweeted.

Right now Smedley has three H1Z1 cheater apologies on his Twitter, should you want to check out his own brand of public humiliation-based justice.

"So far we've unbanned three people out of 30k we've now banned. One of which is probably about to get re-banned for taking his video private," Smedley added on Reddit.

"I want to make sure it's clear there are consequences for cheating. You don't just get to make a video and get unbanned. This is a very limited time thing to try and raise awareness of what's actually going on. You may say 'hey there clearly aren't consequences if you are unbanning people'. Let's get back to the part where I said we've unbanned three people. If these videos go far and wide and it elevates the importance of getting rid of the cheaters in PC gaming, I feel it's an excellent trade."

Smedley noted that this YouTuber apology offer will expire at noon PST, by which point he expect about four or five folks will get reinstated.

 

[PlanHex]

Public shaming is where it's at these days. #GetWithTheTimes #ReinstateTheStocks

 

[Infinitron]

The return of sexbad?

 

[zero29]

and now for something completely different...

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It's amusing enough that I watched it a second time.

(Had already been posted in the Carmageddon thread.)

 

[pippin]

The return of sexbad?

the moans aren't gay porn, people are fucking behind him. just part of sexbad's aura

That's not a dragon dildo review.

Both statements are true. Also, gay pron sounds are oddly fitting with cyberpunk/steampunk/whateverpunk torture scenes.

 

[thesoup]

Should add them in the MGS torture scene to see how it fits.
Nice that sexbad? is now a streamwhore.

(did you find us a shitty coop game yet?)