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Divinity: Original Sin 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
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I want an anus_pounder pillow to hold close to me at night to convince me everything is alright and my taste in video games isn't shit.
Does it come with a fist?

No it comes with a useless cunt who joins your ME3 co-op team and then spends the whole match DELIBERATELY doing nothing and then going "lol I wasn't doing anything that whole match".
 

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I want an anus_pounder pillow to hold close to me at night to convince me everything is alright and my taste in video games isn't shit.
Does it come with a fist?

No it comes with a useless cunt who joins your ME3 co-op team and then spends the whole match DELIBERATELY doing nothing and then going "lol I wasn't doing anything that whole match".
That might be true, but on the other hand you're also to blame for making the critical error of playing Mass Effect 3.
 

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I want an anus_pounder pillow to hold close to me at night to convince me everything is alright and my taste in video games isn't shit.
Does it come with a fist?

No it comes with a useless cunt who joins your ME3 co-op team and then spends the whole match DELIBERATELY doing nothing and then going "lol I wasn't doing anything that whole match".
In other words, it makes Ed butthurt for years to come. Definitely a good purchase.
 

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Shocking news: People are learnig animals?
Fewer UK consumers are pre-ordering video games, MCV can reveal.
20 per cent of UK gamers say they are either pre-ordering fewer titles, or have stopped pre-ordering altogether.
This comes from a survey conducted by Ipsos Media’s GameTrack project on behalf of MCV.
Nine per cent of those surveyed said they had cut back on the number of pre-orders over the last 12 months, while 11 per cent said they had not pre-ordered anything despite doing so in the past.
The data also revealed that the UK is the No.1 territory across Europe for pre-orders (23 per cent of gamers say they pre-ordered a title in the last year), but it is also seeing the sharpest decline.
 

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Hey, there's a video on how to make money from video games!

*watches video*

Every single video game goes through a slew of testing to iron out the bugs and flaws in preparation of its final release.

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