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[Perkel]

 

[Echo Mirage]

https://news.vice.com/article/the-j...etting-offensively-cute?utm_source=vicenewsfb

JAPAN EMBRACES MOE IN MILITARY.

For a second there I thought that was Hideo Kojima riding the Kawaii-copter.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Then the Nine Divines are looking out for you, my child. Protecting you from the jaws of Loverslablivion.

Strange though, isn't it, that the entire healthcare infrastructure of Skyrim is dependent on hunting hawks?

Wait what.

 

[Caim]

Then the Nine Divines are looking out for you, my child. Protecting you from the jaws of Loverslablivion.

Strange though, isn't it, that the entire healthcare infrastructure of Skyrim is dependent on hunting hawks?

Wait what.

Hawk feathers have Cure Disease as their first effect.

 

[Echo Mirage]

As does Charred Skeever hides. As well as something from a mudcab I think.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Oh okay.

 

[Tzaero]

 

[Stokowski]

As does Charred Skeever hides. As well as something from a mudcab I think.

Only hawk feathers have it as a first effect, rendering potions redundant.

 

[Perkel]

speaking of japan here is some reality show:

 

[jcd]

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[Don Peste]

HEROES

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Then the Nine Divines are looking out for you, my child. Protecting you from the jaws of Loverslablivion.

Strange though, isn't it, that the entire healthcare infrastructure of Skyrim is dependent on hunting hawks?

Wait what.

Hawk feathers have Cure Disease as their first effect.

it's a Big Hawk conspiracy

I wonder if the alchemists selling overpriced cure disease potions in cities are supposed to be a reference to pharmaceutical companies selling pills made of smushed random foliage from the Amazon rainforest.

For the record, it's also the primary effect of Clannfear claws in Oblivion. Biting your nails must be a good habit in Tamriel.

 

[Caim]

Then the Nine Divines are looking out for you, my child. Protecting you from the jaws of Loverslablivion.

Strange though, isn't it, that the entire healthcare infrastructure of Skyrim is dependent on hunting hawks?

Wait what.

Hawk feathers have Cure Disease as their first effect.

it's a Big Hawk conspiracy

I wonder if the alchemists selling overpriced cure disease potions in cities are supposed to be a reference to pharmaceutical companies selling pills made of smushed random foliage from the Amazon rainforest.
For the record, it's also the primary effect of Clannfear claws in Oblivion. Biting your nails must be a good habit in Tamriel.

I believe keratin has a calming effect of some kind. Perhaps a hint that these diseases it just the player character going hysterical over being bitten by rats?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Well, those are rats the size of dogs. I'd be panicking too. (but probably not enough to eat demonic toenails)

 

[Gerrard]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB1g4VRUoAIAzOY.jpg:large

The internet i grew up with would have photoshopped dildos, penises and gore, and i was born in '82.
I don't know in which limp-wristed, faggy corner of the internet he grew up in.

So you grew up with the internet filled with 13 year-olds? Interesting.

 

[dbx]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB1g4VRUoAIAzOY.jpg:large

The internet i grew up with would have photoshopped dildos, penises and gore, and i was born in '82.
I don't know in which limp-wristed, faggy corner of the internet he grew up in.

So you grew up with the internet filled with 13 year-olds? Interesting.

Well, i was 13 year old when i first met the internet...
Glorious '95.

 

[Havoc]

Umm... Steam wants to say something to me...

 

[pippin]

HEROES

¡Dios mío!
That CRT looks sexy as hell!

 

[Astral Rag]

The best PC games Old and new, this is our pick of the PC games you should play today.

 

[vonAchdorf]

The best PC games Old and new, this is our pick of the PC games you should play today.

I'm pretty sure that all top lists are conceived as click bait these days.

 

[Nomad_Blizz]

Can't believe they recommended a game like DayZ where all the top reviews in steam tells you not to buy the game. I've also heard of people not being able to connect to servers at all given it's very alpha state.

 

[Riskbreaker]

The best PC games Old and new, this is our pick of the PC games you should play today.

Fear not! For, Author of one of the earliest comments has taken upon himself to correct that Most Flawed of lists, by naming few notable "PC-centric experiences"!

Sadly a really uninspiring list, with many of the games available on consoles as well. Also: a lot of blockbusters, why not use opportunity to highlight different PC-centric experiences like...

FTL: Faster than Light
The Talos Principle
Botanicula
Kentucky Route Zero
Proteus
Waking Mars
Antichamber
The Stanley Parable
Miasmata
Thirty Flights of Loving
Analogue: A hate story
Dear Esther
Starseed Pilgrim

...and so on?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Umm... Steam wants to say something to me...

My friend, I'm told you have a very...eclectic taste.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I'm still waiting for the "Valve found my horse porn folder and is now recommending me Goat Simulator on Steam" post on 4chan 8chan.

 

[Infinitron]

Philosophical analysis of KOTOR2: http://killscreendaily.com/articles/The-Jedi-Exile-and-bare-life-in-Knights-of-the-Old-Republic-II/